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2023 is here and staying for at least 300 more days. With this in mind, we have to try and fulfill the New Year’s resolutions we created in the previous year. It’s important to have one, no matter how ridiculous or unrealistic the end result is and it seems like Twitter has a New Year’s resolution of its own — to be funny this year (for the first time ever).
It’s only natural for a company and a person to seek something new every year, but these ambitions have to be based on reality. As 2022 came to an end, people went to Twitter to create and share some of the funniest tweets, preparing for the upcoming year. They marked the end of the year with a laugh and started another one with some ridiculous goals, which they shared through a lot of relatable tweets.
So, if your resolution for this year is to catch up on the trending tweets on Twitter, you are in luck. We have compiled some of the best tweets that make fun of the resolutions we make every year. Found one that seems too close to yours? Upvote it. Also, share your own resolution for 2023 in the comments below.
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David Green 1 year ago
Oooh, like it. Aim high. First one I should be ok with, but must try harder with the trolleys.
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fair_weather_rose 1 year ago
This seems like a good idea... l think the girl of my dreams (me) would like to take a break from life, get better sleep, and eat doritos in bed while listening to sad music
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Lil Potato 1 year ago
you know when someone huts you with a "K" and you have to stare at it like woah
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Lil Potato 1 year ago
my last two brain cells fighting against my urge to be alone, and my urge for attention
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timothythefrog (he/they) 1 year ago (edited)
impossible >:D edit:: im queer so i was talking about me not her sorry for confusion lol
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timothythefrog (he/they) 1 year ago
its cut off..?! no punchline for miette?!? oh! oh! jail! jail for one thousand years!
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Headless Roach 1 year ago
The trouble is to find even one freak who likes kissing headless roaches
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Lil Potato 1 year ago
Ingredients(for frosted stawrberry flavor): Enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, vitamin B1 [thiamin mononitrate], vitamin B2 [riboflavin], folic acid), corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, dextrose, soybean and palm oil (with TBHQ for freshness), sugar, bleached wheat flour. Contains 2% or less of wheat starch, salt, dried strawberries, dried pears, dried apples, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate), citric acid, gelatin, modified wheat starch, yellow corn flour, caramel color, xanthan gum, cornstarch, turmeric extract color, soy lecithin, red 40, yellow 6, blue 1, color added.
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Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
I tidied up my table covered in craft projects, so I'm done. If anyone wants me I'll be back in bed having another dream about the secret agent with enhanced cyborg limbs and a bad attitude.
theoneandonlynoira 1 year ago
Mine is to save the earth and my few remaining braincells by not writing a resolution
Tinderella 1 year ago
Mine is to get a new pedicure before my old one chips, and to get a new birth control lol. Anything else is too lofty.
Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
I tidied up my table covered in craft projects, so I'm done. If anyone wants me I'll be back in bed having another dream about the secret agent with enhanced cyborg limbs and a bad attitude.
theoneandonlynoira 1 year ago
Mine is to save the earth and my few remaining braincells by not writing a resolution
Tinderella 1 year ago
Mine is to get a new pedicure before my old one chips, and to get a new birth control lol. Anything else is too lofty.
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