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2023 is here and staying for at least 300 more days. With this in mind, we have to try and fulfill the New Year’s resolutions we created in the previous year. It’s important to have one, no matter how ridiculous or unrealistic the end result is and it seems like Twitter has a New Year’s resolution of its own — to be funny this year (for the first time ever). 

It’s only natural for a company and a person to seek something new every year, but these ambitions have to be based on reality. As 2022 came to an end, people went to Twitter to create and share some of the funniest tweets, preparing for the upcoming year. They marked the end of the year with a laugh and started another one with some ridiculous goals, which they shared through a lot of relatable tweets.

So, if your resolution for this year is to catch up on the trending tweets on Twitter, you are in luck. We have compiled some of the best tweets that make fun of the resolutions we make every year. Found one that seems too close to yours? Upvote it. Also, share your own resolution for 2023 in the comments below.

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David Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh, like it. Aim high. First one I should be ok with, but must try harder with the trolleys.

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fair_weather_rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems like a good idea... l think the girl of my dreams (me) would like to take a break from life, get better sleep, and eat doritos in bed while listening to sad music

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N Miller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feels like he's got his resolutions mixed up with his Christmas list - either too late or really, really early

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Libstak
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this point a limb must be sacrificed, or a deadbeat partner whichever is available.

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JoJoB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, now I can't under the video running in my head. (Or unhear "Mr Two Pubes" to the tune of Mr Blue Sky)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ingredients(for frosted stawrberry flavor): Enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, vitamin B1 [thiamin mononitrate], vitamin B2 [riboflavin], folic acid), corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, dextrose, soybean and palm oil (with TBHQ for freshness), sugar, bleached wheat flour. Contains 2% or less of wheat starch, salt, dried strawberries, dried pears, dried apples, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate), citric acid, gelatin, modified wheat starch, yellow corn flour, caramel color, xanthan gum, cornstarch, turmeric extract color, soy lecithin, red 40, yellow 6, blue 1, color added.

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