Shut up and take my money

Oooh, like it. Aim high. First one I should be ok with, but must try harder with the trolleys.

That is one i can actully do

same

there's a difference??!!

Nailed it :D

Eat more cheese

I think the deadline is next week.

Ha hahahhah-- 😭

Exactly!

oh no. oh no.

BOOP STUART! 🖤💜❤💙

Oh, heh heh; I don't really think you'd want that. Heh heh.

This seems like a good idea... l think the girl of my dreams (me) would like to take a break from life, get better sleep, and eat doritos in bed while listening to sad music

how does one fit all that in 250 characters or less?

Tried hard, took 4 days.

kind, rich asf, yeah i wanna be like her

He's got a point

Nailed it

And forehead kisses.

I see nothing wrong, here!

me- alright it's seven thirty!.... just another hour

As a whale myself I can confirm

Just eat constant snacks

Okie then :)

Oh boy so aggressive on the first day

haha problems? im ignoring those..

Resolutions are essentials

Feels like he's got his resolutions mixed up with his Christmas list - either too late or really, really early

that took a turn

Yeah, but she doesn't need to work.

I wanna be patient now though!

*fewer*

ughhhh imagine clearing all that

*snarfle gobble nom*

my gay self " I AM A SIN"

it will end up totaling at about 16, no matter how hard you try

So, always pjs for dinner parties it is?

you know when someone huts you with a "K" and you have to stare at it like woah

wait is that the dwight guy??!?!?

my last two brain cells fighting against my urge to be alone, and my urge for attention

Exactly 💯

ah haha - ya that bites

A nice conspiracy b***h

Since when March starts on Jan-01 afternoon?

impossible >:D edit:: im queer so i was talking about me not her sorry for confusion lol

Damma woke up today and chose violence

ywah lol

mines to be more efficient with my time so I can sit in my car and do 10 minutes !

Use a pen

Well, this was last year's resolution, so yeah; going great!

Oh gosh I’m looking at boredpanda avoiding the plans I said I’d make

The importance of punctuation!