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I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Welcome to another year of inventing cool things! Matty Benedetto here – the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions.

Today is a very special day because I have taken a step out of the Unnecessary Studio to introduce my newest collection of weird inventions that you absolutely were not asking for to help solve the everyday problems you really do not have!

Be sure to follow me on Instagram and YouTube to stay up to date with each new invention as it’s created! You can check out my previous cool invention posts on Bored Panda here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

Comment down below your idea for my next Unnecessary Invention that I should create to solve your funny problems!

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SoloStash Pants™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Sometimes one is truly better than two! That’s exactly the case for our debut line of denim jeans featuring one enormous pocket that stretches across your entire booty. Pack all your essentials for an entire day – no matter what’s on your schedule

Be honest, does this pocket make my butt look big?

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

ExtraEar Pod™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

I know you hate when your music stops when you just want to listen to one AirPod. Thankfully, those days are a thing of the past with our groundbreaking new life-like extra ear to hold that extra pod. Insert your AirPod just as you would into your regular ear as it hangs perfectly from the included lanyard.

The Laundry Chair™️

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We all have that one chair we throw all our stuff on but now I’m here to introduce the only chair ergonomically designed for piling clean clothes, dirty laundry, and the things that have been there so long you don’t know what they are so you are going to wash them anyway when you get time. Hang your elegant evening wear while tossing your sweaty gym clothes right on top. The number of features will simply blow your socks off!

Dual-Odorant™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Smelling fresh just got upgraded to half the time. This funny invention sports two sticks of deodorant to quick swipe and wipe your pits down in one flick of the wrist. Shove it right up in between your arms and be freshened up in no time. The true double pits to chesty

EasyReader™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

There’s nothing like a good book but holding it at eye level is absolute agony! Luckily your arms are saved thanks to our debut harness featuring two conveniently placed hands at the optimal reading angle. Strap in and let your mind (and hands!) wander away into your book!

The Reservoir Pillow™️ Can’t…get out…of bed…need water!

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

For whatever reason you are literally dying of thirst in bed, our newest pillow will be right there with zero effort required. Rest your head on this rugged plastic pillow with an integrated hose and valve to consume that precious h2o while you are dreaming away.

The CrispyCase™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Gone are the days of wasting two hands to hold your iPhone and an ice cold beverage! Our oversized case fits snug to your precious device while quickly unfolding to be the ultimate place to rest a can. Just imagine all the things you’ll be able to accomplish with a free hand.

Some inventions take a little bit of trial and error until the final design comes to life – watch the iterations that lead up to the CrispyCase!

Flippin’ Mittens™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Mittens are great during the winter except you can never flip someone off…until now! Introducing the universe’s first pair of mittens with one solo dedicated finger to tell people how you really feel.

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The Nuggie Necklace™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Chicken nuggets, anytime – anytime. It’s time to strap on our debut solid gold necklace equipped with our signature nugget capsules. Each pod magnetically connects to reveal a precious chicken nugget you saved for the optimal snacking opportunity. It’s always a good time for an (almost) fresh nugget.

The BingeBrace™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Consuming on your favorite shows just became 140x easier. It’s time to strap on our latest headgear featuring a smartphone mount mere inches from your face to binge all the shows you desire. The articulating arms allow you to slide the phone up and away during ad breaks & the credits while simultaneously being able to rotate the phone when you want to browse social media.

The MicroLuggage Max™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Meet the world’s smallest roller luggage system! Our collection sports every feature you would see on a typical carry on bag – from telescoping handle, locking system, ultra-fast wheels, and a gorgeous interior print. Become a minimalist you’ve always wanted to be and never sacrifice for quality.

Sushi Shades™️

I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work

Sushi Shades™️ A plate and utensils right on your face 24/7! Our newest oversized futuristic sunglasses are equipped with ultra convenient chopstick arms that pop off at a moments notice. Enjoy your favorite fresh sushi right on the flat plate-like back of the lenses whether you are on the beach, hitting the club, or just sitting at home with your sunglasses on. Full cutlery expansion sets coming summer 2032!

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SockNoMore™️

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The SockNoMore™️ Bending over to take off your socks is so 2019! Our newest device features two spring loaded Velcro platforms to effortlessly grip and rip your smelly socks off your feet completely hands-free. Dip your toes into our patented sock grasping clamps to let your little toes free! Now who will give me a good foot massage.

Round Ramen™️

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Right Round Ramen™️ Save your wrists from carpal tunnel one noodle at a time. Let your love for ramen spin out of control with our state-of-the-art noodle rotating chopsticks. Chow down on this classic meal in no time at all without having to painstakingly have to manually turn your wrists! Keep an eye on it or it might just roll right into your next meal!

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My name is Matty and I am the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions! I create and designs products that solve problems that don't actually exist.

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My name is Matty and I am the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions! I create and designs products that solve problems that don't actually exist.

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My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

The steely-eyed look of determination is the best part. I love these posts.

10points

Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

😐😐😐

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Big booty pocket is a winner

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Terry Rex 6 months ago

That was the MOST stupid one of the lot

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AlphaPuck 4 years ago

Solostash is perfect for a fun holiday party gift... or costume. Either way I want it, but I also want one thats a solo FRONT pocket too!

6points

proof that tony stark has a ❤️ 4 years ago

You mean a f***y pack? :D

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ChickyChicky 4 years ago

Matty you crack me up every time! What a hilarious and odd gift you have. It brings joy.

4points

Night Owl 4 years ago

SockNoMore is a great idea for elderly, disabled, obese, sick, tired, and lazy

3points

TheExtremeSmell 4 years ago

Yeah I was like the sock thing is actually great. Getting shoes off is harder though

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Prince Maroochy 4 years ago

Every time I see these, I get jealous of those eyes... but anyways, I would definitely buy the Flippin' Mittens

3points

Kathy Smith 4 years ago

Yes! Amazing eyes! Best part of these hilarious posts.

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Laana 4 years ago

That chair is definitely not an unnecessary item! Give me that chair! 😁

2points

Seabeast 4 years ago

I think it would be necessary to have an extra strong belt with the back-pocket pants, or to wear suspenders as well. The weight of the stuff in the pocket would pull them down after a while.

1point

Tasha Tilbrook 4 years ago (edited)

Some of these would actually be useful for people with disabilities

1point

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago

The public hath spoken, we want(eth?) huge pockets ... Wonder how long it takes me to break my phone cause I sit on it

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

Brilliant as usual! I need that laundry chair!

1point

A Water Bottle 4 years ago

If I got even one of these it would be the best thing I would own

1point

GoodPanda 4 years ago

Get this man a patient!

1point

Nea 4 years ago

And, he is back!

1point

Terry Rex 6 months ago

Those were all pretty stupid.

0points

Kailyn Patin 4 years ago

I like the nuggie necklace :3

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Magpie 4 years ago

The pocket!!!!!!! I can not stress enough how we NEED the pocket.

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RitaGG 4 years ago

Solostash pants are the best! Us ladies need more pockets! BTW, now it's Matty instead of Matt? As long as the inventions keep coming! :-)

0points

Fire Infinity 4 years ago

I want to buy a Micro Luggage Max

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Cold Contagious 4 years ago

I could so use the round ramen and the sushi glasses 😁. Job well done 💪. Always entertaining.

0points

El Dee 4 years ago

The sock thing? Brilliant!! I had a bad back injury some years back and the one thing I found REALLY painful was putting on/taking off socks! But the Ramen thing has already been done, 'Pot Noodle' have been marketing an 'electric fork' for a few years now..

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Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)

I want the chair, the pillow, the EasyReader, the necklace (for snacks when I go in the woods or hiking) and the Round Ramen. The mittens are hilarious

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Lilith Hollis 4 years ago

I would buy that laundry chair and the round ramen would be a perfect present for the students in my family oh and fantastic eyes by the way

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*MINTYMOONS* 4 years ago

gets sushi in eye

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Juniper 4 years ago

How are your eyes so freakin green? Also I have a carpal tunnel so Easy Reader would come in...handy.

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Mommyofboth 4 years ago

His eyes are gorgeous!

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Valinka 4 years ago

Genius as always!

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Luna Lovegood 4 years ago

I low key kinda want all of these

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your_lesbian_friend 4 years ago

Hah! These are great!!

0points

Dl B 4 years ago

A few of these I might actually buy. Especially the laundry chair.

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Jeff Requier 4 years ago

that phone case beer holder is totally useful

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Jeff Requier 4 years ago

putting beer cans in your a*s pocket

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MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago

solostash pants sounds genius until you realize it might cause diaper pants look :D

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Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

I heard that was all the rage at Paris Fashion week.

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nottk@aol.com 4 years ago

Round Ramen. I bought a spaghetti gadget over 25 years ago in London. This was a special fork with a handle on the side which you turned and it wound the spaghetti around the fork.

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Lyone Fein 4 years ago

Those spinning chopsticks are great. I would buy a pair.

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Alexander Brior 4 years ago

Need

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Naomi Wayker 4 years ago

Let me get some of those jk but those were creative

-1point

Daria Z 4 years ago

I'd love a pair of Flippin’ Mittens™️, where can I get those? :-)

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Full Name 4 years ago

These are amusing, but the mittens and the pillow are hilarious. You're damn right I want the mittens.

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Raphael Biock 4 years ago

Instant buy all of them. Need more of that stuff.

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Jim Ellington 4 years ago

If his eyes were any greener I'd be gay.

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John L 4 years ago

If you make a separate pillow for deposits, with the Reservoir Pillow, then you've got a Shark Tank contender!

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Bobby's Girl 4 years ago

Round Ramen is a real tongue twister! Try saying it fast ten times while using it.

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SnowWolf 4 years ago

Constipated man strikes again

-2points

Chyppa Homer 4 years ago

Pair that reservoir pillow up with a pee reservoir, you might actually have something

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BingeFest1 4 years ago

The Solostash is a pickpocketer's wet dream

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Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

I dunno, I have Spidey senses for my butt pockets.

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Lana Condor 4 years ago

My husband and I have been married for over 10 years. We met when I was 18 and he was 21. We’ve been through a lot emotionally together. There were several HUGE fights and painful situations in our marriage, but we always seemed to come out stronger on the other side. Out of the blue my husband just sprung the divorce talk on me, I was totally depressed until I found a testimony of a woman testifying about a spell caster called Dr Oniha online, And i ordered for a Love spell. You won’t believe my husband called me at the exact time this spell caster finished his spell work in 48hours. I was totally amazed! He is wonderful and his spells work so fast. You could also reach out to him if you are having problems with your marriage or relationship. Email: Onihaspelltemple@gmail.com or his whatsaap +1(505) 633-6879.

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Russian Otaku 4 years ago

The sushi glasses fails your own unnecessary criteria it falls into pointless as all sushi already comes on a platter/plate/tray.

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DKS 001 4 years ago

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Matty Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

Because that exactly the reaction I am hoping for when I am designing them.

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Delgada 4 years ago

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Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

I was thinking about maybe stopping but this comment just inspired my next collection of ideas, so I guess you're stuck with me.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

The steely-eyed look of determination is the best part. I love these posts.

10points

Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

😐😐😐

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tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Big booty pocket is a winner

6points

Terry Rex 6 months ago

That was the MOST stupid one of the lot

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AlphaPuck 4 years ago

Solostash is perfect for a fun holiday party gift... or costume. Either way I want it, but I also want one thats a solo FRONT pocket too!

6points

proof that tony stark has a ❤️ 4 years ago

You mean a f***y pack? :D

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ChickyChicky 4 years ago

Matty you crack me up every time! What a hilarious and odd gift you have. It brings joy.

4points

Night Owl 4 years ago

SockNoMore is a great idea for elderly, disabled, obese, sick, tired, and lazy

3points

TheExtremeSmell 4 years ago

Yeah I was like the sock thing is actually great. Getting shoes off is harder though

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Prince Maroochy 4 years ago

Every time I see these, I get jealous of those eyes... but anyways, I would definitely buy the Flippin' Mittens

3points

Kathy Smith 4 years ago

Yes! Amazing eyes! Best part of these hilarious posts.

-1point

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Laana 4 years ago

That chair is definitely not an unnecessary item! Give me that chair! 😁

2points

Seabeast 4 years ago

I think it would be necessary to have an extra strong belt with the back-pocket pants, or to wear suspenders as well. The weight of the stuff in the pocket would pull them down after a while.

1point

Tasha Tilbrook 4 years ago (edited)

Some of these would actually be useful for people with disabilities

1point

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago

The public hath spoken, we want(eth?) huge pockets ... Wonder how long it takes me to break my phone cause I sit on it

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

Brilliant as usual! I need that laundry chair!

1point

A Water Bottle 4 years ago

If I got even one of these it would be the best thing I would own

1point

GoodPanda 4 years ago

Get this man a patient!

1point

Nea 4 years ago

And, he is back!

1point

Terry Rex 6 months ago

Those were all pretty stupid.

0points

Kailyn Patin 4 years ago

I like the nuggie necklace :3

0points

Magpie 4 years ago

The pocket!!!!!!! I can not stress enough how we NEED the pocket.

0points

RitaGG 4 years ago

Solostash pants are the best! Us ladies need more pockets! BTW, now it's Matty instead of Matt? As long as the inventions keep coming! :-)

0points

Fire Infinity 4 years ago

I want to buy a Micro Luggage Max

0points

Cold Contagious 4 years ago

I could so use the round ramen and the sushi glasses 😁. Job well done 💪. Always entertaining.

0points

El Dee 4 years ago

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Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)

I want the chair, the pillow, the EasyReader, the necklace (for snacks when I go in the woods or hiking) and the Round Ramen. The mittens are hilarious

0points

Lilith Hollis 4 years ago

I would buy that laundry chair and the round ramen would be a perfect present for the students in my family oh and fantastic eyes by the way

0points

*MINTYMOONS* 4 years ago

gets sushi in eye

0points

Juniper 4 years ago

How are your eyes so freakin green? Also I have a carpal tunnel so Easy Reader would come in...handy.

0points

Mommyofboth 4 years ago

His eyes are gorgeous!

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Valinka 4 years ago

Genius as always!

0points

Luna Lovegood 4 years ago

I low key kinda want all of these

0points

your_lesbian_friend 4 years ago

Hah! These are great!!

0points

Dl B 4 years ago

A few of these I might actually buy. Especially the laundry chair.

0points

Jeff Requier 4 years ago

that phone case beer holder is totally useful

0points

Jeff Requier 4 years ago

putting beer cans in your a*s pocket

0points

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MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago

solostash pants sounds genius until you realize it might cause diaper pants look :D

0points

Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

I heard that was all the rage at Paris Fashion week.

6points

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nottk@aol.com 4 years ago

Round Ramen. I bought a spaghetti gadget over 25 years ago in London. This was a special fork with a handle on the side which you turned and it wound the spaghetti around the fork.

-1point

Lyone Fein 4 years ago

Those spinning chopsticks are great. I would buy a pair.

-1point

Alexander Brior 4 years ago

Need

-1point

Naomi Wayker 4 years ago

Let me get some of those jk but those were creative

-1point

Daria Z 4 years ago

I'd love a pair of Flippin’ Mittens™️, where can I get those? :-)

-1point

Full Name 4 years ago

These are amusing, but the mittens and the pillow are hilarious. You're damn right I want the mittens.

-1point

Raphael Biock 4 years ago

Instant buy all of them. Need more of that stuff.

-1point

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

If his eyes were any greener I'd be gay.

-1point

John L 4 years ago

If you make a separate pillow for deposits, with the Reservoir Pillow, then you've got a Shark Tank contender!

-1point

Bobby's Girl 4 years ago

Round Ramen is a real tongue twister! Try saying it fast ten times while using it.

-1point

SnowWolf 4 years ago

Constipated man strikes again

-2points

Chyppa Homer 4 years ago

Pair that reservoir pillow up with a pee reservoir, you might actually have something

-2points

BingeFest1 4 years ago

The Solostash is a pickpocketer's wet dream

-2points

Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

I dunno, I have Spidey senses for my butt pockets.

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Lana Condor 4 years ago

-3points

Russian Otaku 4 years ago

The sushi glasses fails your own unnecessary criteria it falls into pointless as all sushi already comes on a platter/plate/tray.

-3points

DKS 001 4 years ago

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Matty Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

Because that exactly the reaction I am hoping for when I am designing them.

9points

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Delgada 4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago

I was thinking about maybe stopping but this comment just inspired my next collection of ideas, so I guess you're stuck with me.

23points

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