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I Created 14 New Inventions To Solve Nonexistent Problems, And They Really Work
Welcome to another year of inventing cool things! Matty Benedetto here – the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions.
Today is a very special day because I have taken a step out of the Unnecessary Studio to introduce my newest collection of weird inventions that you absolutely were not asking for to help solve the everyday problems you really do not have!
Be sure to follow me on Instagram and YouTube to stay up to date with each new invention as it’s created! You can check out my previous cool invention posts on Bored Panda here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.
Comment down below your idea for my next Unnecessary Invention that I should create to solve your funny problems!
More info: unnecessaryinventions.com | Facebook
SoloStash Pants™️
Sometimes one is truly better than two! That’s exactly the case for our debut line of denim jeans featuring one enormous pocket that stretches across your entire booty. Pack all your essentials for an entire day – no matter what’s on your schedule
Be honest, does this pocket make my butt look big?
ExtraEar Pod™️
I know you hate when your music stops when you just want to listen to one AirPod. Thankfully, those days are a thing of the past with our groundbreaking new life-like extra ear to hold that extra pod. Insert your AirPod just as you would into your regular ear as it hangs perfectly from the included lanyard.
The Laundry Chair™️
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We all have that one chair we throw all our stuff on but now I’m here to introduce the only chair ergonomically designed for piling clean clothes, dirty laundry, and the things that have been there so long you don’t know what they are so you are going to wash them anyway when you get time. Hang your elegant evening wear while tossing your sweaty gym clothes right on top. The number of features will simply blow your socks off!
Dual-Odorant™️
Smelling fresh just got upgraded to half the time. This funny invention sports two sticks of deodorant to quick swipe and wipe your pits down in one flick of the wrist. Shove it right up in between your arms and be freshened up in no time. The true double pits to chesty
EasyReader™️
There’s nothing like a good book but holding it at eye level is absolute agony! Luckily your arms are saved thanks to our debut harness featuring two conveniently placed hands at the optimal reading angle. Strap in and let your mind (and hands!) wander away into your book!
The Reservoir Pillow™️ Can’t…get out…of bed…need water!
For whatever reason you are literally dying of thirst in bed, our newest pillow will be right there with zero effort required. Rest your head on this rugged plastic pillow with an integrated hose and valve to consume that precious h2o while you are dreaming away.
The CrispyCase™️
Gone are the days of wasting two hands to hold your iPhone and an ice cold beverage! Our oversized case fits snug to your precious device while quickly unfolding to be the ultimate place to rest a can. Just imagine all the things you’ll be able to accomplish with a free hand.
Some inventions take a little bit of trial and error until the final design comes to life – watch the iterations that lead up to the CrispyCase!
Flippin’ Mittens™️
Mittens are great during the winter except you can never flip someone off…until now! Introducing the universe’s first pair of mittens with one solo dedicated finger to tell people how you really feel.
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The Nuggie Necklace™️
Chicken nuggets, anytime – anytime. It’s time to strap on our debut solid gold necklace equipped with our signature nugget capsules. Each pod magnetically connects to reveal a precious chicken nugget you saved for the optimal snacking opportunity. It’s always a good time for an (almost) fresh nugget.
The BingeBrace™️
Consuming on your favorite shows just became 140x easier. It’s time to strap on our latest headgear featuring a smartphone mount mere inches from your face to binge all the shows you desire. The articulating arms allow you to slide the phone up and away during ad breaks & the credits while simultaneously being able to rotate the phone when you want to browse social media.
The MicroLuggage Max™️
Meet the world’s smallest roller luggage system! Our collection sports every feature you would see on a typical carry on bag – from telescoping handle, locking system, ultra-fast wheels, and a gorgeous interior print. Become a minimalist you’ve always wanted to be and never sacrifice for quality.
Sushi Shades™️
Sushi Shades™️ A plate and utensils right on your face 24/7! Our newest oversized futuristic sunglasses are equipped with ultra convenient chopstick arms that pop off at a moments notice. Enjoy your favorite fresh sushi right on the flat plate-like back of the lenses whether you are on the beach, hitting the club, or just sitting at home with your sunglasses on. Full cutlery expansion sets coming summer 2032!
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SockNoMore™️
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The SockNoMore™️ Bending over to take off your socks is so 2019! Our newest device features two spring loaded Velcro platforms to effortlessly grip and rip your smelly socks off your feet completely hands-free. Dip your toes into our patented sock grasping clamps to let your little toes free! Now who will give me a good foot massage.
Round Ramen™️
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Right Round Ramen™️ Save your wrists from carpal tunnel one noodle at a time. Let your love for ramen spin out of control with our state-of-the-art noodle rotating chopsticks. Chow down on this classic meal in no time at all without having to painstakingly have to manually turn your wrists! Keep an eye on it or it might just roll right into your next meal!
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
The steely-eyed look of determination is the best part. I love these posts.
AlphaPuck 4 years ago
Solostash is perfect for a fun holiday party gift... or costume. Either way I want it, but I also want one thats a solo FRONT pocket too!
ChickyChicky 4 years ago
Matty you crack me up every time! What a hilarious and odd gift you have. It brings joy.
Night Owl 4 years ago
SockNoMore is a great idea for elderly, disabled, obese, sick, tired, and lazy
TheExtremeSmell 4 years ago
Yeah I was like the sock thing is actually great. Getting shoes off is harder though
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Prince Maroochy 4 years ago
Every time I see these, I get jealous of those eyes... but anyways, I would definitely buy the Flippin' Mittens
Kathy Smith 4 years ago
Yes! Amazing eyes! Best part of these hilarious posts.
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Tasha Tilbrook 4 years ago (edited)
Some of these would actually be useful for people with disabilities
Astrid Nineor 4 years ago
The public hath spoken, we want(eth?) huge pockets ... Wonder how long it takes me to break my phone cause I sit on it
Cold Contagious 4 years ago
I could so use the round ramen and the sushi glasses 😁. Job well done 💪. Always entertaining.
Lilith Hollis 4 years ago
I would buy that laundry chair and the round ramen would be a perfect present for the students in my family oh and fantastic eyes by the way
Juniper 4 years ago
How are your eyes so freakin green? Also I have a carpal tunnel so Easy Reader would come in...handy.
MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago
solostash pants sounds genius until you realize it might cause diaper pants look :D
Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago
I heard that was all the rage at Paris Fashion week.
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nottk@aol.com 4 years ago
Round Ramen. I bought a spaghetti gadget over 25 years ago in London. This was a special fork with a handle on the side which you turned and it wound the spaghetti around the fork.
Bobby's Girl 4 years ago
Round Ramen is a real tongue twister! Try saying it fast ten times while using it.
Chyppa Homer 4 years ago
Pair that reservoir pillow up with a pee reservoir, you might actually have something
Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago
I dunno, I have Spidey senses for my butt pockets.
Load More Replies... Lana Condor 4 years ago
My husband and I have been married for over 10 years. We met when I was 18 and he was 21. We’ve been through a lot emotionally together. There were several HUGE fights and painful situations in our marriage, but we always seemed to come out stronger on the other side. Out of the blue my husband just sprung the divorce talk on me, I was totally depressed until I found a testimony of a woman testifying about a spell caster called Dr Oniha online, And i ordered for a Love spell. You won’t believe my husband called me at the exact time this spell caster finished his spell work in 48hours. I was totally amazed! He is wonderful and his spells work so fast. You could also reach out to him if you are having problems with your marriage or relationship. Email: Onihaspelltemple@gmail.com or his whatsaap +1(505) 633-6879.
Russian Otaku 4 years ago
The sushi glasses fails your own unnecessary criteria it falls into pointless as all sushi already comes on a platter/plate/tray.
Matty Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago
Because that exactly the reaction I am hoping for when I am designing them.
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Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago
I was thinking about maybe stopping but this comment just inspired my next collection of ideas, so I guess you're stuck with me.
Load More Replies... CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
The steely-eyed look of determination is the best part. I love these posts.
AlphaPuck 4 years ago
Solostash is perfect for a fun holiday party gift... or costume. Either way I want it, but I also want one thats a solo FRONT pocket too!
ChickyChicky 4 years ago
Matty you crack me up every time! What a hilarious and odd gift you have. It brings joy.
Night Owl 4 years ago
SockNoMore is a great idea for elderly, disabled, obese, sick, tired, and lazy
TheExtremeSmell 4 years ago
Yeah I was like the sock thing is actually great. Getting shoes off is harder though
Load More Replies... Prince Maroochy 4 years ago
Every time I see these, I get jealous of those eyes... but anyways, I would definitely buy the Flippin' Mittens
Kathy Smith 4 years ago
Yes! Amazing eyes! Best part of these hilarious posts.
Load More Replies... Tasha Tilbrook 4 years ago (edited)
Some of these would actually be useful for people with disabilities
Astrid Nineor 4 years ago
The public hath spoken, we want(eth?) huge pockets ... Wonder how long it takes me to break my phone cause I sit on it
Cold Contagious 4 years ago
I could so use the round ramen and the sushi glasses 😁. Job well done 💪. Always entertaining.
Lilith Hollis 4 years ago
I would buy that laundry chair and the round ramen would be a perfect present for the students in my family oh and fantastic eyes by the way
Juniper 4 years ago
How are your eyes so freakin green? Also I have a carpal tunnel so Easy Reader would come in...handy.
MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago
solostash pants sounds genius until you realize it might cause diaper pants look :D
Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago
I heard that was all the rage at Paris Fashion week.
Load More Replies... nottk@aol.com 4 years ago
Round Ramen. I bought a spaghetti gadget over 25 years ago in London. This was a special fork with a handle on the side which you turned and it wound the spaghetti around the fork.
Bobby's Girl 4 years ago
Round Ramen is a real tongue twister! Try saying it fast ten times while using it.
Chyppa Homer 4 years ago
Pair that reservoir pillow up with a pee reservoir, you might actually have something
Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago
I dunno, I have Spidey senses for my butt pockets.
Load More Replies... Lana Condor 4 years ago
My husband and I have been married for over 10 years. We met when I was 18 and he was 21. We’ve been through a lot emotionally together. There were several HUGE fights and painful situations in our marriage, but we always seemed to come out stronger on the other side. Out of the blue my husband just sprung the divorce talk on me, I was totally depressed until I found a testimony of a woman testifying about a spell caster called Dr Oniha online, And i ordered for a Love spell. You won’t believe my husband called me at the exact time this spell caster finished his spell work in 48hours. I was totally amazed! He is wonderful and his spells work so fast. You could also reach out to him if you are having problems with your marriage or relationship. Email: Onihaspelltemple@gmail.com or his whatsaap +1(505) 633-6879.
Russian Otaku 4 years ago
The sushi glasses fails your own unnecessary criteria it falls into pointless as all sushi already comes on a platter/plate/tray.
Matty Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago
Because that exactly the reaction I am hoping for when I am designing them.
Load More Replies... Matt Benedetto (Post author) 4 years ago
I was thinking about maybe stopping but this comment just inspired my next collection of ideas, so I guess you're stuck with me.
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