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Aaaw.

Shes breathtaking.... lol

No cover the package my eyes

Has anyone actually tried to have sex in a cars back seat? There is NO room to stretch out in the position they drew them in or in any position really. Even sitting with girl on top poor thing would whack there head off the roof. Little people would struggle with room

YES!!!!!!!!

Where's the crack in the phone?

I'd kill him if he did that. I know I'm fat there is no reason to do something like that

Important point here: Some people will tell you to put your keys between your fingers like they're Wolverine claws. BAD ADVICE DO NOT DO. If you don't believe me, try it now. Then with your free hand, grab those keys and give them a good squeeze.

not real at all... for me it's like the Bottom all years around

Wish I had your confidence

100% 🤣

Thumbs are not the real deal...

b... my brother and i hit the sh*t out of each other :D but know we love each other.. sometimes

i Always prefer diet soda for the taste. regular one makes me feel like i drink corn sirop

Oh, that's so me. I love being comforted by hubby.

A sad britta filter commercial in canada says by 2050 there gonna have more pieces of plastic in the ocean than fish. We humans are nothing but a nasty virus that I hope will wipe itself out before we kill this planet we have no right to dwell on. We gave up that right about 3 billion or more people ago. Name one other mammal species or sub species (example pigs have hogs etc) that has a larger population? There is none. Wr rank in the same numbers as bugs. we are nothing but disgusting bugs that have brains enough to destroy. If the entire human race dies me included I would not feel bad.

shut up karen

Faces in 2nd panel made me laugh

that girl just needs a hug

sksksk

Haha

I feel you.

mary j. blige, anyone?

This happened to me, now I'm listening to Kane Brown and crying. 'Cept it was more serious.