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Sometimes I catch myself saying something ultra-turbo-super cool, impressing all bystanders within earshot with my scathingly quick wit and soon they fall on their knees, worshiping me.

Yes, I quote the media I consume back at people, how did you guess?

What’s that? You also want to be ultra-turbo-super cool?? Well, we’ve got you covered with 45 of the best and most memorable quotes from the modern classic - BoJack Horseman himself - for your quoting pleasure. 

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#1

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “Life’s a bi**h and then you die, right?”

“Sometimes. Sometimes life’s a bi**h and then you keep living.”

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#2

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising and grand gestures. And I think a part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can’t just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard.”

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#3

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "It takes a long time to realize truly how miserable you are, and even longer to realize it doesn't have to be that way."

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#4

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: Yeah, another day, let’s do it.”

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#5

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realise how miserable he should be. I envy that.”

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#6

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast."

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#7

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.

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#8

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be”

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#9

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones I related to this one a lil too much. "Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing s****y, but I can't say I'm doing s****y, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing s****y."

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#10

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.”

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#11

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Okay, okay. Here's the secret to being happy. Just pretend you are happy, and eventually you'll forget you're pretending.

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#12

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones The Dibs episode!

"I don't believe giving a jerk a gun and telling them it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero."

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#13

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make"

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#14

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Goddammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don’t get a plus one Cantaloupe.

book-reading-hippie , netflix Report

#15

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones I'm really more of a pre-rehab friend.

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#16

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I’m not interested in being rebirthed, thank you. I’m still recovering from being born the first time”

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#17

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.”

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#18

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "Same thing that always happens. First you didn't know me, then you fell in love with me ... and now you know me."

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#19

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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#20

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "My mother is dead, and everything is worse now." Because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, "BoJack Horseman, I see you."

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#21

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.”

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#22

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together"

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#23

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I need to take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”

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#24

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Not the best, but a personal favorite:

“Why does everything have to be funny?”

“Not everything has to be funny, just jokes.”

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#25

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Narcissus? I thought the painting was about me.

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#26

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late."

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#27

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones THERE WERE EXACTLY 12. I ATE 12 MUFFINS AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE. There's your god damn news story! The mystery of my missing god damn self respect! -pants-

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#28

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside

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#29

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello. And she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say "F**k you, mom!"


That was the most honest thing BoJack ever said, for me.

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Not the best but I want to mention when Corduroy Jackson-Jackson says "it's like a rainbow but with every colour" and Bojack goes "so like a normal rainbow?"

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