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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones
Sometimes I catch myself saying something ultra-turbo-super cool, impressing all bystanders within earshot with my scathingly quick wit and soon they fall on their knees, worshiping me.
Yes, I quote the media I consume back at people, how did you guess?
What’s that? You also want to be ultra-turbo-super cool?? Well, we’ve got you covered with 45 of the best and most memorable quotes from the modern classic - BoJack Horseman himself - for your quoting pleasure.
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#1
“Life’s a bi**h and then you die, right?”
“Sometimes. Sometimes life’s a bi**h and then you keep living.”
#2
“All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising and grand gestures. And I think a part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can’t just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard.”
#3
"It takes a long time to realize truly how miserable you are, and even longer to realize it doesn't have to be that way."
aartdesigns 1 year ago
what other way is there? I've heard about this mythical state of being but have yet had anyone describe what it is, where it is, or how you get there. again, asking for a friend.
#4
“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: Yeah, another day, let’s do it.”
#6
"I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast."
#7
One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.
#8
“I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be”
#9
I related to this one a lil too much. "Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing s****y, but I can't say I'm doing s****y, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing s****y."
Ronnie Cutshall 1 year ago
I hate that question. So I always answer horrible, I keep hearing this thoughts in my head and decided today's a good day to act on them.
#10
“I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.”
#11
Okay, okay. Here's the secret to being happy. Just pretend you are happy, and eventually you'll forget you're pretending.
aartdesigns 1 year ago
That pic looks like it was wild. I especially like how the bed looks like a pet bed. Kinda like it!
#12
The Dibs episode!
"I don't believe giving a jerk a gun and telling them it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero."
Michelle M 1 year ago
True. But my best quote from this episode was “there’s nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy seal.”
#13
"Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make"
#14
Goddammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don’t get a plus one Cantaloupe.
#16
“I’m not interested in being rebirthed, thank you. I’m still recovering from being born the first time”
Vix Spiderthrust 1 year ago
"The birth trauma. That's the one we never get over" - Elwood P Dowd, Harvey
#17
“I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.”
#18
"Same thing that always happens. First you didn't know me, then you fell in love with me ... and now you know me."
#19
Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?
Henry Russell 1 year ago
the first song i heard in this one was love is an open door from frozen
#20
"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now." Because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, "BoJack Horseman, I see you."
#21
“I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.”
#22
"All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together"
#23
“I need to take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
#24
Not the best, but a personal favorite:
“Why does everything have to be funny?”
“Not everything has to be funny, just jokes.”
#25
Narcissus? I thought the painting was about me.
#26
"You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late."
#27
THERE WERE EXACTLY 12. I ATE 12 MUFFINS AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE. There's your god damn news story! The mystery of my missing god damn self respect! -pants-
#28
Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside
Henry Russell 1 year ago
why did i start singing outside by calvin harris in my head when i heard this
#29
Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello. And she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say "F**k you, mom!"
That was the most honest thing BoJack ever said, for me.
Michelle M 1 year ago
Well, he didn’t say that in this episode. This scene was the selfless I had ever seen Bojack. Although he hated his mother with all his being, although he put her in the worst room in the retirement home even though he could have easily afforded the best, although he was always a s****y son, and his mother was the same to him, he recognized that she was dying from dementia and created an illusional memory from one of her happiest days.
#30
Not the best but I want to mention when Corduroy Jackson-Jackson says "it's like a rainbow but with every colour" and Bojack goes "so like a normal rainbow?"
What do you think ?
Glengoolie Blue 1 year ago
I'm really sad that I just can't get into Bojack Horseman. It's got everything I like, but it just misses the mark for me.
David Andrews 1 year ago
How far did you get? The first 6 episodes are a bit mheh, but there is a distinct change in the tone from episode 7 of season one, and it gets a lot darker. If you gave up before that point would highly recommend giving it another go and see if you get more into it after that
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Glengoolie Blue 1 year ago
I'm really sad that I just can't get into Bojack Horseman. It's got everything I like, but it just misses the mark for me.
David Andrews 1 year ago
How far did you get? The first 6 episodes are a bit mheh, but there is a distinct change in the tone from episode 7 of season one, and it gets a lot darker. If you gave up before that point would highly recommend giving it another go and see if you get more into it after that
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