“Life’s a bi**h and then you die, right?”

“Sometimes. Sometimes life’s a bi**h and then you keep living.”

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“All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising and grand gestures. And I think a part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can’t just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard.”

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"It takes a long time to realize truly how miserable you are, and even longer to realize it doesn't have to be that way."

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“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: Yeah, another day, let’s do it.”

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“He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realise how miserable he should be. I envy that.”

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"I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast."

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One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.

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“I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be”

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I related to this one a lil too much. "Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing s****y, but I can't say I'm doing s****y, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing s****y."

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“I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.”

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Okay, okay. Here's the secret to being happy. Just pretend you are happy, and eventually you'll forget you're pretending.

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The Dibs episode!

"I don't believe giving a jerk a gun and telling them it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero."

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"Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make"

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Goddammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don’t get a plus one Cantaloupe.

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I'm really more of a pre-rehab friend.

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“I’m not interested in being rebirthed, thank you. I’m still recovering from being born the first time”

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“I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.”

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"Same thing that always happens. First you didn't know me, then you fell in love with me ... and now you know me."

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Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now." Because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, "BoJack Horseman, I see you."

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“I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.”

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"All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together"

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“I need to take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”

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Not the best, but a personal favorite:

“Why does everything have to be funny?”

“Not everything has to be funny, just jokes.”

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Narcissus? I thought the painting was about me.

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"You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late."

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THERE WERE EXACTLY 12. I ATE 12 MUFFINS AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE. There's your god damn news story! The mystery of my missing god damn self respect! -pants-

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Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside

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Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello. And she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say "F**k you, mom!"


That was the most honest thing BoJack ever said, for me.

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Not the best but I want to mention when Corduroy Jackson-Jackson says "it's like a rainbow but with every colour" and Bojack goes "so like a normal rainbow?"

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