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Sometimes I catch myself saying something ultra-turbo-super cool, impressing all bystanders within earshot with my scathingly quick wit and soon they fall on their knees, worshiping me.

Yes, I quote the media I consume back at people, how did you guess?

What’s that? You also want to be ultra-turbo-super cool?? Well, we’ve got you covered with 45 of the best and most memorable quotes from the modern classic - BoJack Horseman himself - for your quoting pleasure. 

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#1

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “Life’s a bi**h and then you die, right?”

“Sometimes. Sometimes life’s a bi**h and then you keep living.”

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising and grand gestures. And I think a part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can’t just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard.”

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "It takes a long time to realize truly how miserable you are, and even longer to realize it doesn't have to be that way."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what other way is there? I've heard about this mythical state of being but have yet had anyone describe what it is, where it is, or how you get there. again, asking for a friend.

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#4

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: Yeah, another day, let’s do it.”

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#5

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realise how miserable he should be. I envy that.”

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#6

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast."

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#7

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.

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#8

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be”

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#9

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones I related to this one a lil too much. "Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing s****y, but I can't say I'm doing s****y, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing s****y."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that question. So I always answer horrible, I keep hearing this thoughts in my head and decided today's a good day to act on them.

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#10

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as somebody who probably was important once said, "it's all relative".

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#11

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Okay, okay. Here's the secret to being happy. Just pretend you are happy, and eventually you'll forget you're pretending.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That pic looks like it was wild. I especially like how the bed looks like a pet bed. Kinda like it!

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#12

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones The Dibs episode!

"I don't believe giving a jerk a gun and telling them it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. But my best quote from this episode was “there’s nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy seal.”

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#13

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make"

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Goddammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don’t get a plus one Cantaloupe.

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones I'm really more of a pre-rehab friend.

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#16

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I’m not interested in being rebirthed, thank you. I’m still recovering from being born the first time”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The birth trauma. That's the one we never get over" - Elwood P Dowd, Harvey

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#17

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.”

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "Same thing that always happens. First you didn't know me, then you fell in love with me ... and now you know me."

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#19

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the first song i heard in this one was love is an open door from frozen

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#20

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "My mother is dead, and everything is worse now." Because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, "BoJack Horseman, I see you."

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#21

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.”

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#22

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together"

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#23

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “I need to take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”

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#24

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Not the best, but a personal favorite:

“Why does everything have to be funny?”

“Not everything has to be funny, just jokes.”

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#25

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Narcissus? I thought the painting was about me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just stop and imagine having a painting like this yourself, LOL

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late."

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#27

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones THERE WERE EXACTLY 12. I ATE 12 MUFFINS AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE. There's your god damn news story! The mystery of my missing god damn self respect! -pants-

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why did i start singing outside by calvin harris in my head when i heard this

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#29

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello. And she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say "F**k you, mom!"


That was the most honest thing BoJack ever said, for me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he didn’t say that in this episode. This scene was the selfless I had ever seen Bojack. Although he hated his mother with all his being, although he put her in the worst room in the retirement home even though he could have easily afforded the best, although he was always a s****y son, and his mother was the same to him, he recognized that she was dying from dementia and created an illusional memory from one of her happiest days.

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Not the best but I want to mention when Corduroy Jackson-Jackson says "it's like a rainbow but with every colour" and Bojack goes "so like a normal rainbow?"

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#31

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "Just as a general rule, if your question begins, "Do you remember" and doesn't end with "how much you hated Moulin Rouge," the answer's no."

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#32

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “That was, and I don’t say this lightly, worse than 100 September 11ths.”

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Ugh, Todd, your good-hearted naiveté has once again conspired with outrageous happenstance TO COMPLETELY D**K ME OVER

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#34

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra."

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Hollyhock: I'm Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack.

BoJack: Of the New Haven Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuacks? That was a joke. Obviously, I've never heard of your family and/or law firm. That was also a joke. Todd, who is this tough crowd you brought to my home?

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#36

Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “Sober… now! Sober…. Now!”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when you're like. "It's going to take hours to get sober, might as well drink in the meantime "

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "You're in Michigan. At the lakehouse. It's a warm summer night and the fireflies are dancing in the sky. And your whole famiky is here. And they are telling you everything is gonna be alright. The crickets are churping and the lake is still. And the night is full of stars. We're sitting at the back porch, we're listening to your brother playing the piano.
And we're eating ice cream. Vanilla ice cream.
Can you taste the ice cream, mom?"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that how they portrayed Bojack Horeman's mother's slide into dementia was brilliantly done (but then so many things in that show were brilliantly done).

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “You’re a stupid piece of s**t.”

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones No one ever tells you when your mom dies you get a free churro

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why didn’t he lead with that? I’m now realizing I want a churro. And no my Mom is fine.

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Hey, I stand by my critique of Sartre. His philosophical arguments helped tyrannical regimes justify overt cruelty. Also, the French smell and I hate them.

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones Slap my salami, the guy's a commie

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “spujb”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i’m putting this in my yearbook (i don’t even know if cartons can have yearbooks but yknow), it’s such an inspirational quote :)

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones "What are YOU doing here?!"

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones I wanna say.... Elijah Wood

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... totally out of spite ... for Daniel, here, being shown enjoying the favourtism towards him that is displayed by Mr. PB ... well, ...

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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones “WHAAASSUP B***HES!!”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently we are really bored and found ourselves here wondering why we weren’t just watching X-Files reruns. Sigh…

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