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Nerdy Pick-Up Lines To Strike A Conversation With A Fellow Nerd

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In modern culture, the word “nerd” is usually used to describe someone who is intellectual but socially awkward and often has an obsessive passion for something. This could be a TV show, a game, or the history of one small ancient Egyptian town.

For whatever reason, some people think that calling someone a nerd is derogatory, but you know what? If there is something that makes you happy and genuinely interests you, don’t mind anyone else; just enjoy what you like.

You can use your knowledge to create some clever pick-up lines. And if the person you’re trying to impress happens to also like the same thing, that gives you bonus points. A word of warning, though. If you use pick-up lines when meeting someone for the first time, make sure they don’t make the other person uncomfortable. You do want them to like you, right? So maybe bold pick-up lines shouldn’t open the conversation unless you are completely sure your counterpart won’t mind them.

Funny pick-up lines are a great tool to break the ice but don’t forget that humor is rather subjective, and even if you can’t stop laughing at your own joke, someone else might find that you make rather cheesy pick-up lines. So assess your words carefully.

In this article, we’ve collected the best pick-up lines for a flirty conversation with nerds. What are some good pick-up lines if you want to impress someone you just met? Do you have a go-to nerdy pick-up line that you are particularly proud of making up?

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#1

I’m learning about important dates in history.
Wanna be one of them?

39points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

this one is GOOD

6points

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#2

You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

25points

dxisy xo 2 years ago

;)

3points

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#3

You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.

24points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

And produce too much methane gas.

15points

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#4

Wow, you breathe oxygen too?
We already have so much in common.

18points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)

me when i find someone cool i want to relate to

7points

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#5

Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.

18points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

This is the funniest one on here.

6points

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#6

I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.

17points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

With a chalk outline around our bodies.

21points

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#7

Forget hydrogen – you’re my number one element.

17points

ArodTheHorrible 1 year ago

Ummm... forget hydrogen? Sounds dangerous

2points

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#8

Did we have class together?
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

17points

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#9

Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you.
And according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.

16points

Kenny Earthling 1 year ago

...very slightly

5points

#10

Forget the Golden Snitch — you’re the best catch out there.

15points

me 1 year ago

The line harry pottah uses on ginny

6points

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#11

You and a blue moon have something in common — you’re both rare finds in this universe.

14points

Kenny Earthling 1 year ago

...but there's at least one blue moon every year, they're not THAT rare

1point

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#12

People call me Steve, but you can call me tonight…

13points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

But why do people call me Steve? My name is Nathaniel. But you can call me tonight.

12points

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#13

Is this a chemical reaction?
Because I feel a new bond forming.

12points

#14

Be right back, I have to call NASA and tell them I’m talking to the most beautiful thing in the universe.

12points

Red Wyvern Emperor 1 year ago

A friend of mine said something similar to me. She said "Star" instead of thing. Without missing a beat, I replied "No need. They'd be stupid if they didn't notice the increased gravitational pull of Earth." For those that did not get it, I basicaly made a joke about my weight. XD

4points

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#15

I used to think the moon was the prettiest thing in the universe — until I saw your smile.

12points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

I used to think your smile was the prettiest thing in the universe ----- Until I saw Uranus.

20points

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#16

Girl, if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase…
So I could unzip those genes.

11points

Tyler Clark 1 year ago

ummm

3points

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#17

I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away!

11points

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#18

I wish Uranium and Iodine had similar atomic numbers — that way, U and I would be next to one another.

11points

Who knows? 1 year ago

All I want is Gold without the A

2points

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#19

Can you solve this equation: you + me + dinner Friday night = ?

11points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Dead body in a ditch?

25points

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#20

Are you a computer keyboard?
Because you’re just my type.

11points

Scott Anderson 2 years ago

What a qwerty pickup line

7points

#21

Are you hitting the F5 key right now?
Because our conversation is refreshing.

11points

Jake B 1 year ago

No, just hitting the delete.

3points

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#22

Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

11points

ArodTheHorrible 1 year ago

Oh my...

5points

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#23

Are you a high test score?
Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.

11points

theincrediblebatcat 1 year ago

Well that’s a bit forward

1point

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#24

Are you from the cosmos?
Because you’re simply heavenly.

10points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

And full of dark energy.

15points

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#25

We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

10points

siri.exe 2 years ago

and learn how the nervous system works!

9points

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#26

Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you I smile.

9points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I freeze, try to look normal, panic, and wonder where my arms should be.

23points

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#27

You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere.

9points

Pierce Reed 1 year ago

Oh! Ok😏😏

1point

#28

Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I’m feeling a connection.

9points

siri.exe 2 years ago

a connection that is slow and makes me want to rage

8points

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#29

Is your dad an astronaut?
Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

9points

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#30

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe.

9points

A gay cat man 1 year ago

no, i'm made of the elements gay, cat and man

1point

#31

If this goes well, you and Saturn will have something in common — you’ll both have giant rings.

9points

ArodTheHorrible 1 year ago (edited)

I think the diamond size is more important than the ring size, traditionally speaking

3points

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#32

Wow, did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

9points

Frosty 🇺🇦 1 year ago

Either you need new glasses, new pickup lines or her mouth has been burning at the power of 5/778 k

3points

#33

Your beauty is unparalleled.

9points

Frosty 🇺🇦 1 year ago

Cle-shae

1point

#34

Our love is like dividing by zero — you can’t define it.

9points

siri.exe 2 years ago

meaning that the love between them is not given significance

8points

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#35

Wait, I think I have your email address already — isn’t it whatabeautifulperson@hopetheygooutwithme.com?

9points

Kenny Earthling 1 year ago

*vomits*

8points

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#36

If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?

9points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

I’d build an extra moat, fool 😉

5points

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#37

I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away.

9points

Frosty 🇺🇦 1 year ago

🎶TAKE MY BREATH- AWAY!!🎶

4points

#38

Let’s make love like Pi, girl – irrational and never-ending!

8points

#39

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

8points

siri.exe 2 years ago

or rejection

8points

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#40

See my friend over there?
He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

8points

Jeevesssssss 9 months ago

Ha

0points

#41

Can I be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state?

8points

Rainbow Dash 1 year ago

Eyuck my dirty mind

1point

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#42

Wow baby, you overclock my processor!

8points

Frosty 🇺🇦 1 year ago

and make me look like a fool and blow up my CPU

2points

#43

You seem really gneiss.

8points

theincrediblebatcat 1 year ago

*gneiss is a ‘high grade metamorphic rock’

2points

#44

Want to create a metamorphic rock with all this heat between us?

8points

A gay cat man 1 year ago

no. i wanna sleep

1point

#45

I never was good at trigonometry, but I could study your angles all day.

8points

Rainbow Dash 1 year ago

Cringe Alrert!!!!!1!!!!1111!

0points

#46

You and Google have something in common: you have everything I’m searching for.

8points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Just don't ask what I use my Google to search for.

10points

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#47

Sorry, I thought you were Pikachu — you know, since you’re shockingly beautiful.

8points

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#48

You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles.

8points

Jake B 1 year ago (edited)

So, not a fit. Or am I being obtuse?

7points

#49

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too.

8points

#50

Can I plug my solution into your equation?

8points

Pierce Reed 1 year ago

*0*

1point

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#51

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now, because you’re making me happy!

8points

A gay cat man 1 year ago

... but i'm depressed!

0points

#52

You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

8points

Deni Castro 1 year ago

and you seem to get older than I.

0points

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#53

You must be a red blood cell, because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.

7points

#54

If I went binary, you’d be my number one.

7points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

What a coincidence! To me you’re zero!

6points

#55

You’re so hot girl, you turn my software into hardware.

7points

𖤐houseplant𖤐 1 year ago

OH MY----

0points

#56

I’m not a grocery item, but I can tell when you’re checking me out.

7points

theincrediblebatcat 1 year ago

That would be never

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#57

I’d call our bond covalent — it’s pretty strong.

7points

#58

Well, call me an archaeologist because I’m really digging you.

7points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

You are old, dusty and crusty, covered in a thousand years of dirt.

3points

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#59

Are you an appendix?
Because I think I should take you out.

7points

Jeevesssssss 9 months ago

Appendices are reservoirs of essential microbes, not useless as previously thought.

0points

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#60

Let’s treat this between us like Newton’s First Law and keep it in motion.

7points

#61

You’re the moon to my tide — I can feel your pull wherever I am.

7points

#62

The universe is complex, beautiful, and fascinating — do you ever get jealous that it’s copying you?

7points

#63

Are you the square root of -1?
Because you can’t be real.

7points

#64

Our relationship is like a mouse — it just clicks.

7points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Now play with my scroll button.

2points

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#65

I’d share my network with you any day.

7points

Frosty 🇺🇦 1 year ago

even if she breaks up with you? even 30 years later?

2points

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#66

I don’t want to .wav goodbye just yet.

7points

#67

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

7points

Frosty 🇺🇦 1 year ago

Excuse me i need to go throw up

3points

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#68

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

7points

#69

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.

7points

Jeevesssssss 9 months ago

If this was online flirting, I'm totally down with it.

1point

#70

You’re more special than relativity.

7points

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#71

My love for you goes on like the value of pi.

7points

Felicity McDonald 1 year ago

pi is also irrational. Just saying

4points

#72

If you’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y?

7points

#73

Is this a trick?
Because you’re such a treat!

6points

#74

Is the airport somewhere around here, or is it just my heart I feel taking off?

6points

#75

Excuse me, but can you empty your pockets please?
I believe you’ve stolen my heart.

6points

#76

Are you into chess?
Because I think you’ve just met your match.

6points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

Let me just check, mate. Nope, not interested

2points

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#77

If I were a neurotransmitter, I’d be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

6points

Jeevesssssss 9 months ago

You got a brother you can introduce me to? Possibly called serotonin?

0points

#78

You still use Internet Explorer?
You must like it nice and slow.

6points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

Is internet explorer still a thing?

0points

#79

I swear, I won’t take our love for granite.

6points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

Rick and Morty!!! 😂

1point

#80

I have all these extra electrons — mind if I give you some and create a spark?

6points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

Sure, just know I doused the area in gasoline before you got here.

0points

#81

If you love water, good news — you already love 60 percent of me.

6points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

You’re dehydrated bro

3points

#82

I went to the doctor and, turns out, I don’t have osteoporosis — you just make me weak in the knees.

6points

Jeevesssssss 9 months ago

I had a DXA scan and my T-scores are actually below the osteoporosis threshold so I'm afraid it's one-sided.

0points

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#83

You must be a supernova because you’re the hottest thing in the universe.

6points

#84

Look up at the sky — you see all the stars?
That’s how many times I’ve thought of you today.

6points

#85

Are you the sun?
Because you’re the center of my universe.

6points

#86

Star light, star bright, won’t you accept this date with me tonight?

6points

#87

Are you a black hole?
Because I can’t help but feel your powerful pull.

6points

Deni Castro 1 year ago

are you gonna tear him appart into high energy particles too?

0points

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#88

You could say I’m your satellite because I orbit around you.

6points

#89

Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you.

6points

siri.exe 2 years ago

is that how big her body mass is?

0points

#90

I hear you like math, so tell me: what does you + me equal?

6points

#91

I really don’t like fractions — will you be my other half and make me whole?

6points

#92

I hear you like numbers. Want to add yours to my phone?

6points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

Yes- 112

1point

#93

I did the math, and it’s true: there’s a 100% chance of you and I going out this weekend.

6points

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#94

If you were a triangle, you’d definitely be acute.

6points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Stop being so obtuse.

2points

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#95

You must be a 90-degree angle because you’re looking right.

6points

#96

Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of numbers.
The only one I really care about is yours.

6points

#97

You’re an A++.

6points

#98

You can put down your firewall — I won’t hack your heart.

6points

#99

There’s plenty of storage in my heart for you.

6points

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#100

Don’t worry — our future date won’t clear all my cache.

6points

#101

Care to accept my cookies?

6points

#102

Yoda only one for me.

6points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

I read this in yoda voice 😆 changed the meaning

2points

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#103

Funny, I lost my queen last game… But I think I just found her again. (For chess players)

6points

#104

Some people may want to catch them all, but all I want to catch is your heart. (For Pokémon fans)

6points

#105

Want to be my player 2?

6points

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#106

Are you a magician?
Because when I see you, everything else seems to disappear.

6points

#107

It looks like I’m down to one heart — is it okay if I have yours?

6points

#108

You are my density!

6points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

Milk. Chocolate

1point

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#109

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the One.

6points

#110

Go with me and you’ll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.

6points

Ur worth it 1 year ago

What does this chemical formula mean

0points

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#111

You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.

6points

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#112

You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.

6points

#113

You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.

6points

#114

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base belongs to you.

6points

#115

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

6points

#116

I am cosine squared and you are sine squared.
Together, we are one.

6points

#117

Can I have your significant digits?

6points

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#118

Whenever you and I get together, it’s like a superposition of 2 waves in phase.

6points

#119

You must be related to Nikola Tesla, because you’re electrifying.

6points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Also you have a strange attraction to pigeons.

0points

#120

Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.

6points

Ur worth it 1 year ago

Sooooooo........ Like half an hour?

0points

#121

I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

6points

#122

Why would I need to know about the solar system?
My whole world revolves around you.

6points

#123

It’s a good thing I brought my library card with me, because I’m checkin’ you out!

5points

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#124

I’m not being obtuse but you’re acute girl.

5points

#125

Do you have any raisins?
No? Then how about a date?

5points

Jessi Lovely 1 year ago

Just prunes, soz

0points

#126

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

5points

#127

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

5points

#128

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

5points

#129

Do you have a quarter?
My mom told me to phone home when I met the girl of my dreams.

5points

Jake B 1 year ago

How old are you? Ewww!

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#130

If I were a function you’d be my asymptote.
I always tend towards you.

5points

#131

Hey girl, what’s your sine?
It must be pi/2 because you are the 1.

5points

#132

You must have strongly moving electric charges.
‘Cause you’re quite attractive.

5points

#133

My love for you is like a concave up function.
‘Cause it’s always increasing.

5points

#134

Is your nickname glucose?
Because you’re pretty darn sweet.

5points

#135

I have my ion you.

5points

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#136

Call me a proton — because I’m positive you’re the one.

5points

#137

Are you a heart palpitation?
Because you make my heart skip a beat.

5points

#138

I guess the stars and I have something in common — we’re falling for you.

5points

#139

Sirius’ light is nothing compared to yours.

5points

#140

There’s a rocket ship with your name on it, and it’s heading straight for my heart.

5points

#141

You’re sweeter than 3.14.

5points

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#142

What do our love story and the number five have in common?
They’re both rational.

5points

#143

You and a calculator have one thing in common: you give me the answers I’ve been looking for.

5points

#144

What does our attraction to one another and 7x have in common?
They’re both exponentially growing.

5points

#145

You know, in school I was always told to find x when doing math, but I’m glad I found u this time.

5points

#146

Want to meet over some JavaScript later?

5points

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#147

The only space that should be between us is the space bar.

5points

#148

I just searched my symptoms online and, turns out, I’ve been bitten by the love bug.

5points

#149

I don’t think I can compress my feelings for you in one file.

5points

#150

My head is like a disc in a CD-ROM when I’m around you — constantly spinning.

5points

#151

Your homepage or mine?

5points

#152

Is your phaser set to stunning? (For Star Trek fans)

5points

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#153

Talk nerdy to me.

5points

#154

I lava you!
Do you lava me?

5points

#155

I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.

5points

#156

Me without you is like a nerd without braces.

5points

#157

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
Now, I can’t get past “u.”

5points

#158

Hey girl, are you gold?
Because I’m in Au of your beauty.

5points

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#159

If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.

5points

#160

You’re sweeter than fructose.

5points

#161

I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.

5points

#162

Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.

5points

#163

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

5points

#164

Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

5points

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#165

Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?

5points

#166

Hey hon, are you made of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable.

5points

#167

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.

5points

#168

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

5points

#169

You and the number 28 have something in common — you’re both perfect.

4points

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Linas Simonaitis

Linas is a SEO List Curator at Bored Panda with a bachelor's degree in Communication & Digital Marketing. Before, he did a quick internship at AMII and worked as a Wolt courier (in other words, before Bored Panda, he never had a real job). After an intense day of Googling and scrolling, he likes to lose himself in League of Legends or make a couple pretzels while practicing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Never shies away from a deep conversation, never runs out of jokes. Also an owner of 0.0028 Bitcoin.

Linas is a SEO List Curator at Bored Panda with a bachelor's degree in Communication & Digital Marketing. Before, he did a quick internship at AMII and worked as a Wolt courier (in other words, before Bored Panda, he never had a real job). After an intense day of Googling and scrolling, he likes to lose himself in League of Legends or make a couple pretzels while practicing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Never shies away from a deep conversation, never runs out of jokes. Also an owner of 0.0028 Bitcoin.

Marisha Kazaryan

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

What do you think ?

Gøøse 1 year ago

Wow, those are cringey af

1point

middleman 1 year ago

Did anyone else read these in Sheldon's voice? Lol

0points

JinxBox 1 year ago

Stereotypical therefore boring. You can actually be a smart academic nerd without being into physics and space. So many things out there to get fascinated about.

0points

Gøøse 1 year ago

Wow, those are cringey af

1point

middleman 1 year ago

Did anyone else read these in Sheldon's voice? Lol

0points

JinxBox 1 year ago

Stereotypical therefore boring. You can actually be a smart academic nerd without being into physics and space. So many things out there to get fascinated about.

0points

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