Bwahahahahaha

oh that is savage!

George might just tun out to be a Georgia. Then you'll have a whole family of nightly visitors.

I hope grandma killed it.

I'd write "99.7% COCAINE" on the sugar bag while I nuke some popcorn and prepare to watch what happens next.

If he had said that the plant was a Labia Minora the imbecile probably would have believed it too.

To me that is actually a lot. Don’t see many Aussie flags at private residences/businesses. They are mainly at government buildings like schools, council offices, universities etc. They come out of the woodwork for Australia day though.

This is so funny 😄😄😄

Gus worked his way up from the balls. Good Gus! Goooood Booooooooi!

I like Bob.

Sorry that was my dad. He farts in an aisle and quickly goes to the next aisle, away from the smell.

I suspect Jack has been planning his escape for some time now from the looks of the photo.

In 2020, trying to get to the end of the year is not a crime.

It's a ZEb, the well-known designer drug.

Hi I’d like to inform you to please cease and desist from allowing your dogs and birds from stalking my yard. It’s making my grass uncomfortable as their privacy is being invaded on the daily. If this kind of behaviour...

Most people don't choose their name themselves and so one can be fairly certain that his parents chose his. His name is Cristian, the Italian, Romanian and Spanish form of the male given name Christian.

Of course not! Call the cops, and make sure the flower it tried as an adult..

Oh wow. It's like a living stereotype

Sounds fair to me.

It was fine till the MAGA part. I can't wait to see the orange porpoise drug out of the white house kicking and screaming.

yupp...crazy woman alright

Apply water to the burn

Not just that, bread isn’t the best thing to be feeding birds anyway.

Why has there never been a Pixar raccoon movie? So much great material.

Maybe the pumpkin was being a d**k..

I would be weirded out if a relative had waiters at the family dinner. What, we're suddenly too good to walk our own dishes to the sink? And who wants a stranger hanging around while you eat and dish up family gossip?

What is he talking about? I love to sit on my porch and watch coyotes kill children. I just wished said children would not scream so loud...

Aw bless,

How does one "lose" that outside?