More chickens coming right up! :)))))

Patriots? Hahahahaha just like the ones on Insurrection day! They could all use a dictionary.

I am currently showing this post to my dog

Wow, inverse babysitting?

Why do hoomans have to be so problematic? Just...just live your own life dammit!

LMAO "Answers to Larry"

I feel your pain - however I want one!!!!

I'll bee damned

My boomer mother suggested that I start smoking weed, I have chronic pain and it actually works. It's illegal where I live but she promised to pay any fine if I was caught with it!

Awww

In what world does the grass grow fast enough to justify mowing twice a week?

Well June, you are seeing people who DO live around you, but had jobs during the day before. Now they have a moment to see the sun outside. You joy thief.

Neighbors falling into three categories: 1) Do your own darned yard, 2) That's trespassing, gonna sue, 3) Thought I'd help out - thanks.

Maybe it's the wrong house and a little soup boy is waiting for the soup that never came.

May be in the company of a goldfish called Larry...

PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!

Agreed. It's an SOS message. Send in the troops.

Umm, about that notice-on-fence thing, I would love to try that. I'd write, "We're watching you. Every second of everyday. We're watching you."

Feel free, but I'm posting the Ring video for a laugh!

Why would you do this. Like did you just wake up in the morning and think " I should go poop on people's yards". Like seriously.

This is funny..

The goose is loose and is also a cereal killer

That's what's wrong with this country, people need to mind their own damn business.

He couldn't finish his sentence, I wonder why......

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Oh poor guy

Why did your wife lock you out when you have diarrhea - I guess its a punishment of some sort - go s**t I mean sit in her car - that ought to even things up!

A typical neighborhood in America has more than 500 toilets. Most modern homes have two bathrooms. All businesses in the United States are required by law to have a toilet and a drinking fountain or water for employee use.

Why were there 2 hours between posts?

Please please help m

catastrophe in 3 sentences (or is it two?)

Notice he they are still waiting after 2 hrs

And that's how the neighbors came to call him 'Ol Sh*tty pants Jake'.

That's what the far end of the back garden is for.

They should turn this into a novel or a movie. Written by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wount. I know, I know, an old joke.

Brutal 💔

I bet that was his punishment because she lost an argument :-D

Well they are allowed

Ah just wait a couple of hours, but not a minute more, because then theyll be rotten

Next week's announcement: please do not park tipped over cars in yards

What a Ding Dong!

What DOES that even mean?

Love the kitty pic.

So glad this is not really a thing in Australia.

This happens at our pond fairly regularly, racoons come and steal them in the night for gourmet meals.

Goldilocks, what have you done??

He's just checking in on your car's extended warranty