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“Love your neighbor as yourself” is easy to say and hard to do. Some of us are fortunate enough to have lovely neighbors who bake us homemade pies and invite us over for a barbeque (don’t worry, they have plenty of veggies to grill if you’re vegan). The rest of us are… well, far less lucky in whom we live next to.

There are neighbors from heaven and then there are neighbors from hell. They play loud music at night. They take your parking spot. They make your life miserable. And sometimes they end up on the Neighbors From Hell Instagram page, dedicated to collecting the best of the worst neighbor experiences. Scroll down and check some of these stories out and don’t forget to upvote your fave ones. Let us know in the comments what the worst neighbors you’ve ever had were like and read on for some tips on how to deal with jerk neighbors.

If you want some more content about bad neighbors, we’ve got you covered. Check out Bored Panda’s post about the funniest passive-aggressive messages that neighbors have left each other.

#1

Neighbours-From-Hell

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Liam Walsh
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish my neighbours kids only left things over the line by 3 inches. The cycle all the way around my family's cars on my drive and keep falling off.

Tami Bridges
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pure gold...from the contact name, to the final "that's what she said" lol

deanna woods
Community Member
5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents' idiot neighbor kept getting upset over an alley between his property and my parents' property. He even had a surveyor come out. The surveyor deemed that the alley is public property and we can be in it. This same guy's brother broke into my parents' backyard to steal stuff.

Liam Walsh
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People do get upset over some odd things! Last night three teens sat on a footpath that runs in front of my house, right next to my drive but no barrier, and proceeded to have a good natter. They were socially distanced and doing nothing wrong. Drove my dogs MAD as they think everything outside the windows is 'theirs'! I just shut the windows and turned the TV on and gave my dogs a chew each! Life is too short to get het up about certain things. Though when my neighbour came home they had to scatter as he nearly ran them all over...

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Id row
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish this was my biggest problem with my neighbor. She thinks leaf blowing is a competitive sport that she has to practice for hours on a daily basis as close to my window as she can get. It's torturous after a while, I can't take a nap, can't have conversations unless I close the window and go to another room. I hate her like nothing I've ever hated before. And she has one of those shrill voices that goes right through walls. I can't escape that cow.

Terri Rimmer
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My neighbors have called Code Compliance on me seven times for feeding the stray cats. Made me come up with a suicide plan.

CincyReds
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Burn!!! What an a*****e of a neighbor

Abbas Fahmy
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lori got saved ! ... Be Like Lori !

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    #2

    Neighbours-From-Hell

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    ('-')/ neeta ('-')/
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed for a 2 minutes straight after seeing this.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Edward. Because it is a wild animal (in America), and a very common one at that. There is a joke from northern Scandinavia about the tourists who called the police about the elk that had escaped from the zoo...

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yes, it’s yours now. That’s how the legalities of racoon ownership work.

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the exotic Trash Panda, and he has chosen you as his owner. Congratulations.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just cute... my wife didn't distinguish between badgers and raccoons (while living on a raccoon-free continent). Send photo back of a cougar or sabretooth tiger, with "Have you seen my cat?" or "That's not my cat, this is my cat!", it's the only way forward.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a "Your red dog chased my cat" with a pic of a fox.

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    Shell O
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not laughed out loud for ages reading something. Thank you

    Madison Lam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this better not be serious, because 0_0

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm wondering how sheltered you have to be to have never seen a raccoon before

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    Animal Lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It Natures pet. I guess you can yell at him/her instead

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It scares me that someone lives where there are raccoons but thinks it’s a cat.

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    #3

    Neighbours-From-Hell

    neighborsfromhell Report

    Maria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well both neighbours seem rude here. If you have to laugh, don't admit it!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you know the walls are thin and you still yell loud enough for the neighbors to hear your conversation, why are you complaining that they heard your conversation?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard my neighbor’s daughter-monster and her boyfriend-monster fight several times, after hours. They are loud as f**k and argue like someone was playing out the most tired & cliched “white trash couple” argument script. I know women participate in toxic masculinity, but I somehow was surprised to hear this young woman calling her own boyfriend “a little b***h”. Also, she generally sounds like an animal, making wooting, hooting, whooping noises, screams, and basically yells every other sentence she says. She baby-talks to, and makes animal noises at, her toddler daughter and I have this disgusting feeling of witnessing ignorant white trash programming its innocent offspring to be mindless animals just like the parents. It’s depressing on top of enraging.

    Quarty Dawn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao my neighbors fought everyday till they broke up because she cheated on him. They fought all hours of the night. If you're going to keep me up at 3am then yeah I'm gonna listen cause now you're my entertainment.

    Suebee70
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing at this and remembering the couple that lived in the apartment across the hall from me and my (then) husband when we were newlyweds. They were also newlyweds, and also both morticians. The apartment floor plans were exactly the same, just mirror images of each other - meaning the bedrooms were as far apart as they could possibly get - ours was on the west side of the building, theirs on the east - and there was a hallway between the apartments. We would routinely hear them make enough noise while having sex to "wake the dead", so to speak...and yes, given their occupations, we used that joke often. ;-)

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn who screamed like a b***h the loudest her or him...

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m with the laughing neighbor.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think fighting loud enough to be heard is also rude.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And YOU DIDN'T share the popcorn, Rude neighbour from Hell. You could have shared.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend purse-dialed me and I listened to her and her boyfriend fight and then "make up." I never said anything, but she later mentioned that she saw the phone call was over 2 hours long. She said I blushed -- I said I was so envious and if she ever splits with him, I won't suspect it was his fault.

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been funnier if they had make-up sex

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    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I'm thinking is, if you can't stand your neighbor, then WITF do you have his cellphone number so you can text with him or her??!

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    The Neighbors From Hell IG community is 269k people strong and anyone can send them a submission. Send them a quick message if you’re enduring neighborly hell at the moment.

    Dealing with bad neighbors is a delicate situation. You have to be diplomatic yet firm, tough but fair if you want to live peacefully. There are several different types of jerk neighbors. From racket makers and slobs to careless pet owners and worse.

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    #4

    Neighbours-From-Hell

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    blugeagua
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know the gender? Nothing is indicated

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    Adam Guillemette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad reality here is that the car that stealing the spot will probably just have the actual owners car towed instead.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blocked in a truck that was in my reserved parking space and he tried to run the curb, ripped up the undercarriage of his truck and tried to sue me. The Small Claims magistrate awarded him $1 reparations, but asked if I wanted to counter-sue for use of my parking space for two days it took for his truck to be towed. I said sure and was awarded $3000.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diabolical, clever and humorous all at once!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think “I have a tiny penis” is a better code word.

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you or anyone else knows it's a he or if he has a small penis? Did you peek?

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    #5

    Neighbours-From-Hell

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was "awkward mine is down too it must be a widespread problem" so hard to type?!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never considered that the neighbor was actually speaking the truth? If I scan the wifi-networks in my neighborhood, I can connect to at least 25% of them without any problems. If people only would stop using "12345678" and "WiFiPassword" as passwords....

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    Cordi Schmidt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends used to use this as their wifi password - 'Didyouknowthatthewifipasswordcanbeupto63letterslong' :D

    Ann Jeppesen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that people are honest in these posts. Not coming up with a bad excuse. We need more honesty in the world. Not less

    Hans Felsh (TheRealMoleman)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this "neighbor from hell"? Seems pretty polite to me.

    Mark CM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morons with no password on their routers. I wish there were more of them.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet... "Sotty, mine is down, too, and won't be fixed until Monday."

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    #6

    Neighbours-From-Hell

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, kill'em with kindness - next level

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, now looking for hardcore punk playlist

    Lil’ Twister
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t care about what they want to do with their lives as not as they aren’t bothering anyone else’s... this’s an example of bothering someone else with own life/music

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know that hearing guided meditation could lead to homicidal thoughts.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really could. If it's coming from the next door neighbor. Trust me. :/

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not buying this one.

    Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure who is worse

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    Real estate expert Barbara Corcoran told Today that the best way to avoid bad neighbors is to spot them early. So if you’re planning on buying or renting a new property, have a drive around the neighborhood at night to see how people in the area behave like when the sun goes down. Also, have a chat with the local store owners about what the locals are like.

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    However, what are you supposed to do if you’re already living next to someone who’s making your daily life hard to bear?

    #7

    Neighbours-From-Hell

    neighborsfromhell Report

    More!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do Americans often refer to going to the toilet as ‘going to the bathroom’? Even when there is no bath in the toilet(room). Here the dog ‘went to the bathroom’ which in this case meant he pooped on the grass. Is toilet considered a bad or impolite word in America? I’ve always wondered about this but never had anyone to ask.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to have to confess I've wondered the same thing. Though to be fair we don't have cloaks in my cloakroom... 😁

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    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggies like soaking in the bath with a glass of chilled white wine! Or maybe that's me...

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this issue with a neighbor. I use a shovel and "returned" the s**t. I so concur with this one!

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check the national news in the US. I'm pretty sure someone was recently murdered in Ohio for something very similar to this. Be careful with your passive aggressive behaviors.

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like having security cameras is well worth their cost - for rthe entertainment value at least

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second person let his dogs use the guys bathroom lol. He should have said you let them go poop

    Mark CM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "bathroom? Americans are so a**l about the word "toilet".

    MilMissile
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Share cause then you care if you think they won’t know here comes karma! 😂

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy smokes, shots fired, lol.

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    #8

    Neighbours-From-Hell

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walls made of rigid materials mechanically attached to each other are even worse. I hear my neighbors talk, sneeze, snore, f**k, argue, and I hear their TVs, phones, and alarms. I f*****g HATE shared surfaces.

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    Sterrinatu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like to know my range" HA HA!

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this guy seriously asking his neighbor to fart more quietly?

    Al Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally fart against the wall

    Sarah Schmidt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, who is the rude one here?

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one. Second one was just farting in their own home.

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    Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not want to live in a place where farts are heard through walls.

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard farts and laughed about it.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I would rather hear someone fart than someone vomiting. That is why I could NEVER live in a unit or apartment.

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree... it´s enought for me to hear someone vomit - not tolking about seeing someone vomit... aaand I vomit too.

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    Honey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that just sounds like a funny exchange.

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    #9

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't you heard? Cats belong to noone, you belong to them.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then Noone needs to come and get his cats.

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    Adam Guillemette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really, really, REALLY need to know how this one played out. Is there a story behind the original posting of this somewhere?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want other people to feed your cat, you keep your cat inside your home. Simple.

    CParks
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! Why is it any different from owning a dog? I have a cat, love him, and therefore keep him safe.

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    Mascha Claessens
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents recently had to bring their cat (a stray (VERY STRAY, fleas and skinny and all) ginger tabby) to the vet a couple of weeks ago, for the first time since they've had him (for 6 or 7 years). Turns out he has a registered chip and actually lived around the corner XD And his name was Jimmy. However, the house he apparently used to live was empty, shades closed, no one there (my mom went there like 4 times). And when he first came to us, he was extremely shy and skittish and traumatized, took us years to gain his trust. He had never seen a tv, was truly mesmerized by it. So I'm happy he's with us and not with that person around the corner...

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raised a query in my head! Not sure we would be allowed to be told the details of the original owners in the UK due to data protection regulations 🤔. Think the vet would have to keep the animal and check into the original owners. Then only release to a potential new owner when sure the old one was no longer around, available or wanted the animal or if they were abusive. Don't think they could share the name and address with the person bringing in the poor animal at all. Lucky you didn't have that problem.

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    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the cat is microchipped with the real owner’s information. Otherwise this could get messy.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, that's why they obviously wrote Oh, please do, it will be fun.

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    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost had a neighbor take my cat once. I heard him say "Oh that cat has yellow eyes, it's a stray!" Nevermind he's clearly well fed and hanging out with our other cat. He must be a stray because he has yellow eyes! I immediately went and grabbed both of my cats before anything happened. I'm still trying to figure out that line of reasoning. We've moved since then and have no more weird neighbors to worry about like that.

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. Did they think being a stray caused yellow eyes??? What a strange way to think!

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    Courtney LeDroit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad got adopted my a cat that actually belonged to his neighbors but they didn't care for the poor thing at all and kicked up no fuss when my dad moved and took the cat with him.

    Kim Wrightington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my brother, he thought his cat ran away, 4 years later he noticed it sleeping on one of his neighbors sofa

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have kept better track of his pet. So no letting him roam around the streets.

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, oh! The poor cat is at risk of losing his double meals!

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always wondered if my boy cat used to be someone’s cat before I made him mine. He wasn’t fixed and no one nearby acknowledged missing a cat, but he was just so pleasant and healthy when we trapped him (suspected of hurting my ex’s other cat, but clearly wasn’t him).

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we kept a stray pregnant cat. Now we have 3 kitties and mama.

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    Well, the first step would be to set up a time to talk to your neighbor in person about what’s bothering you. The important thing is not to accuse them (people always get defensive when someone does that) but to let them know what’s bothering you and to suggest ways to solve the issue. Together.

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    Chances are a friendly chat or two might work. But if they don’t, talk to your local neighborhood or building association and ask them to step in. And if that doesn’t work and your neighbors continue to be aggressively disruptive, call your local precinct.

    #10

    Neighbours-From-Hell

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I just snort laughed. I don't think he will forget all about the fires after the burn you just gave him.

    Hunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn he got shot down like he was at war

    Adam Guillemette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call it a hunch, but I'm guessing these two are actually good, middle-aged friends.

    ElusiveIntrovert
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, he got burned worse than the wildfire.

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought wild fires travel fast. Just watch that smoke trail from her exit.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, this seems kinda made up...

    MilMissile
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow why u like dat boiiiii? TMI tho

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    #11

    Neighbours-From-Hell

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Informative statement very informative.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always enjoy notices from the Department of Redundancy Department.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if someone actually had the guts to claim it back. I would just leave it if it was me.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, Foxxy - you'd hand wash it surely??? 😁

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    sabocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really bad practice, just boil it in a pot!

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend sexted me that he wanted me to "stick it someplace hot and wet." So I did.

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone forgot to shake the sheets out before doing laundry. #O_O# This is why you always visually check the drum when switching to dryer. (Well no, stray underwear and socks are why you check, but this is another good reason!)

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! This happened to me. A transgender neighbor, female to male, left his rubber parts in the wash.... obviously pre-Op transgender. I just gave them back, he was a nice kid.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you have to come and ask me for it to get it back.

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    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink it black next time you k**b. Though people should realise that the most experienced burglars know the places where you're likely to hide a key and those hide a key things really aren't that hidden.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this person doesn't see anything wrong with what they did even worse.

    ThreeOfAKind
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they think they could just go in without even asking??

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my colleagues once had a scary encounter when she'd forgotten the entry code to our workplace and a neighbour walking past her gelofully told her the code. We didn't even know this neighbour's name and he must have gleaned the code just from walking past employees when they entered it!

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so rude and a complete breach of trust and privacy.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's kinda nice of that person to tell them before they freaked out... also, now she/he knows that the key-hiding-place is pretty obvious and can do something about it. And I find it slightly hilarious, to be honest... Inappropriate as hell, but hilarious nontheless

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend was supposed to be looking after my neighbours dogs but I had their keys (long story). He got in still as they'd left an upstairs window open thinking that no-one could reach it. We made sure that they knew about it so that they kept that window shut when they went out in future. He's also broken in for customers who have locked themselves out... beginning to wonder if there is something he's not telling me.

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    sabocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also scary is that to most insurance companies, something like this will not constitute a break-in, because there no sign of forced entry- I used to tell my groundfloor flatmates over and over...

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some insurance policies may be invalidated by the leaving of a key for ease of access.

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change the locks and don't "hide-a-key"

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy.... I hope that's the worst this neighbor will ever do, cause I wouldn't be surprise if someone breaking in like this and having no problem admitting it had other intrusive behavior....

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're the kind of person who forgets your keys when you leave the house, get deadbolts that require a key on both sides and lock it the moment you get home. That way, you can't leave your house without the key.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we had those on our back door. We felt it was safer unless the burglar also had a key, or a master key, or whatever. Anyway, even if they broke a pane of glass, they couldn't open the door.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to get people not to be disgusting pigs by using humor and cats. Wonder if it worked.

    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a neighbour from hell. It's a neighbour with a sense of humour and a love of cats.

    togcrewsc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this with fish in the Bahamas

    Helen Levy
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    5 years ago

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    Kiss Army
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he could quit cold turkey if you gave him... cold turkey!

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    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear lord if that would only make them stop......dropping the cig butts....not cat smoking them.

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    #14

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    Mascha Claessens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, it's so American (and some other countries too) to think that "I'm not home" automatically means "my car's not home".

    jaysko
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they weren't home but the car was, they likely had their keys with them, and most people keep house keys and car keys together. Wouldn't have been able to shut the alarm off anyway...

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    Lynda Momalo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair "I'm not home" was a confusing answer. It could have meant, "I'm not home, so I can't stop my car alarm." But the neighbor's question was stupid as hell.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not want pancakes to get cold.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another stupid neighbor. May I please have permission to strangle her?

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people get nasty? JUST STOP ANSWERING THE STUPID TEXTS.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it’s pancake time. Leave me alone.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those things drive me, around the bend !!!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do tell, we'd all like to know whose car is alarming !!

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    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue sent this in because they think grey is rude? Imagine thinking you can dictate what necessary body functions people are allowed to do in their own home.

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, there's no way some of these are real. I don't have all my neighbor's phone numbers. Not unless you know them pretty well and ur friendly u know? Anyways, who the hell texts their neighbor to say "stop farting" or "you should break up with ur boyfriend ur a terrible couple". I call b******t sir.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the walls are that thin, why did they have to text this conversation? :-)

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was asking the same thing from the first texts. :)

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    Sarah Kitsune
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know my neighbor can hear me farting and I don’t give a f**k lol xD damn loud bastard he is

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really Really did just laugh outloud at the "a-fartment" .

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not farting, YOU"RE farting!"

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bad does a structure have to be that you can hear other people’s bodily functions?

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does actually, Now have tacos and beans with a side of broccoli

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is going to call the police over a trash can?

    Missy Barton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People call the police over barbecuing in a public park where barbecuing is allowed, you think they won't call over a trash can?

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    Helen Levy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh no, my trash is gone! The only logical explanation is that my neighbor stole it!"

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, oh why, must people live such sad and lonely lives that they become obsessed with GARBAGE CANS!?

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not threaten but that person needs to put his trash somewhere and if he calls Waste mgmt they'll charge him for it.

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    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us have seen, cans rolling down the road after a dandy storm !!!

    Sasy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these whackos have each others phone number?

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call waste management, you psycho.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like to be threatened. I would not have been so reasonable.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, threatened by what... Must pick my fights. :)

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    #17

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can sympathize with this one. Small talk can sometimes feel like torture, so I have resorted to hiding on the upper floor when someone was waiting by the elevator on the ground floor. No damage done to anyone, so why not?

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine if you can be sure you were not seen - otherwise it just hurts the other person and they don't mean any real harm. It's hard for very sociable people to appreciate that some of us hate small talk. I'd worry much more about upsetting someone if they saw me hiding tbh.

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why... WHY was he/she standing and waiting outside for FEW minutes like a psychopath?

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social anxiety is awful! I really feel for this person. I have a friend who pretends she’s talking to someone on her cell so she doesn’t have to chat with anyone on her way to the car.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that. I can make small talk no worries the first time I see someone, but consecutive encounters leave me hiding and freaking out

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    Mimi777
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. My mom and I are the same way. We can’t stand it when someone just wants to stand there and talk and talk and talk. Often times we hide from the people we see who do it. Lol especially then they see I have car keys in hand and I’m ready to get going somewhere. I try not to be rude but eventually I just start to slowly walk away and I have to interrupt them and tell them I’m in a hurry and have to go.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total introvert move...I've used it many times.

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad for this person. I used to be like this. It took years of therapy to get to the why & how I ended up that way & to discover the whI to bring me to where I am now.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sympathize with the hider. I've been known to do an about face & hurry away if I glimpse someone I know when shopping.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read an article in which a great number of people who are holding their phone to their head aren't on a call, they're doing it to avoid conversation -- particularly on public streets where they know they'll pass canvassers and panhandlers.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple solution, remove their rear license plate and replace it with a sign "I need to learn to park.". The police will surely be interested and draw his attention to this message.

    Fin Diffenderfer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er... OP is the jerk here, not the person calling them on their parking 'skills'. Do they not realize they're the a**e??

    Sasha Titus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHA that's the best thing I've read today

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem of this approach is that THEY know where you live, and you don't know where they'll be living.

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But people have to prove residence to get a car towed. They could vandalize I guess. That is why I like simple security cameras hooked to my computer or phone.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the simple fact that the guy that's moving out, thinks he can just detain people as he likes , puts me on the side of the guy whose car was blocked.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. At least warn people so that they can move their car somewhere accessible first. Just a wee bit of consideration goes a long way.

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    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ALWAYS a good idea to give a "heads up" to your neighbor of a shared driveway before your move out day. Just saying...

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they act entitled to block their driveway, unbelievable. Good for them for calling a tow truck.

    Christina Uhlir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a jerk. Who's paying for a tow truck?

    Smitin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one is supposed to be the a*****e here?

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not GO OVER IN PERSON and say, "I need to leave, would you please move your car?" -- Then remind them that when you return you'd like to park in your driveway. BEING A JERK IS NOT REQUIRED.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take up smoking cigars & make certain Amy & Randy could see me smoking them...

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't smoke, but I'd get a box of cheap smelly cigars and traipse around outside my house and walk down the block holding one in my fingers, and pretend that I did smoke. And, if I saw any of the neighborhood kiddos while I was out fake-smoking, I'd stop and talk to them. I talk to them about cigars.

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    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10 says the same kids have seen Amy drink a glass of wine before noon on a weekday.

    trix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean, mummy's special "makes me tolerate your daddy more" juice? For sure.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It wasn't a cigar, it was a joint. Luckily they didn't notice the bottle of whisky I was drinking."

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like Amy are so strange to me. Are you so lazy to parent your kids that you can't take the time to explain to them certain habits are bad for you?

    Something
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    Maybe she phrased it wrong and she's concerned about the smoke.

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    OCDRobot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, the use of the word 'sweetie' makes me want that taquito to wash the taste from my mouth. Like I can just hear that fake nice voice tone when I read it. Yuck.

    Catherine Todd
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OCDR: using "sweetie" made me want to smash that taquito into Amy's face! Hahahahaha!

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    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many people need to mind their own business. She can smoke anything she wants and if you don't like it, eat a beet.

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Hopscotch Christ what a total KAREN.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been tempted to add, "but thanks for minding my business" on the end of the reply.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd let Any & Randy see The Finger from now on!!

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wave with it, yelling : "Hey SWEETIE!" I honestly HATE that word when used in passive aggressive tone. Ugh.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, the blue balloons show that "Chelsea" is the person who sent this in & "The monster" is the supposed Neighbour-from-Hell?! I'm confused.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a neighbour like that and in all honesty it's annoying as f**k. The whole floor can hear her yap about nonsense on the phone for hours and she makes no effort to keep her voice down, it's like she's yelling all the time. We all know that modern apartment buildings have paper-thin walls and most people make an effort to not bother their neighbours more than necessary.

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    Beverly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What all this means is that building standards are way too low. People aren't going to change, so wall thickness criteria will have to.

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are living in apartments that are to cheaply made. Time to move. You get what you paid for.

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    Sandra Llewelyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I really don't understand is why do all these people have each others numbers? They are clearly not friends

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a text you do not answer. Then you walk around having fictitious phone conversations about Chelsea, the nosy idiot who lives next door.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god this reminds me of a coworker who was talking (very loudly) to her mom on the phone all day long but complaining about me because I apparently typed my emails too loud. I bet she was just upset that she could not "listen in" on my conversations. Lol

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad that the person I share an apartment wall with is my sister.

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you beat her if she's too loud lol

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaah, people trying to tell others how to live their lives... my "favorite".

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, not everyone likes to text and I am one of them. I prefer phone calls coz they are usually quicker when I need information or organise something.

    Lynda Momalo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE phones. Texting must have been invented by introverts FOR introverts. I'm always paranoid that I'll call at an inconvenient time. But a few weeks ago, I decided to "woman up" and CALL my brother about a question about arranging for a tow truck. I was SO proud of myself. Until he picked up in a whisper because he was on the golf course and the ring had disturbed and annoyed his fellow golfers. So, dammit. I'll never make a phone call again!

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    Miranda Whitehead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I would of texted her back said f**k off and mind your own business

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I don't get is how all these neighbours who hate each other, have each others numbers.

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    ThatGuv
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions...

    Hunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me guess you dont live in Alabama do you

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that illegal to date your cousin? If not illegal it is pretty bloody gross.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends where you live. Some countries it's not only acceptable but it's encouraged - not saying it's a good idea personally but mores in countries vary. Charles Darwin was married to his first cousin. First cousins are more likely than unrelated parents to have a child with a serious birth defect but scientists say that their increased risk is nowhere near as large as most people think. I still wouldn't personally...

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Is this a romantic comedy” was a golden comment.

    Maryam Siddiqui
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a feeling your not from America.....

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom is trying to fix up COUSINS? For what, a TRUMP RALLY?

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet Home Alabama...

    CharliAnn Olney
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COUSIN? That is one sick Mommy!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What level of cousin are we talking about here? Better not be first cousin. Not even first-cousin-once-removed.

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    Random Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country it's actually illegal to make noise loud enough to bother your neighbours before 8am on weekdays and 10am on weekends.

    G13
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wouldn't work in Texas, everybody would get heat exhaustion even if they stayed hydrated and whatnot

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plants burning because they are watered in the sun is a myth. It's just not very economicall to do it because the water evaporates quicker so the soil doesn't get really wet. Best time to water the plants is during the night and don't use sprinklers but a dripping-method which is much more efficient. Your plants will love you for it.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats - now I've no excuse not to do it during the day instead of my husband doing it of an evening while I wave a white flag due to exhaustion! Grumble, whinge...

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    Mimi777
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would p**s me off so bad. When I lived in an apartment the landlord had workers come and install a new roof. They showed up every single day for a week between 5am-6am. And I didn’t have to be at work until 10 so I barely got any sleep.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you blur out a word like this, it's still pretty obvious to everyone (and their pets) what the word actually is. Why even bother? :D

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f*****g DESPISE people who make noise prior to 10am. F**K this b******t. I don’t care if YOU’RE up at 5am, 6am, 7am, etc. Not everyone wants to live by YOUR schedule. This goes for utility and borough work sites too. F*****g HATE living in an urban environment.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inconsiderate a**hole neighbors are the worst.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legit neighbor from hell. They should call in a noise disturbance.

    Tanya Kysel'ova
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot. honestly. And - the flowrs can be watered automatically or in the evening. And definitely not necessarily on Saturday

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are so selfish and inconsiderate.

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard on people that work unusual schedules in hospital and Nursing Homes then have to try to sleep during the day when all chaos is breaking loose on a weekend. When I did I was so glad to have AC or Central Air so I could at least shut my windows. Although there were times when II would have liked to enjoy the spring or summer breeze.

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    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god! If you can hear someone fighting, then #1. Step in, intervene if someone is in trouble (which it sounds like the person was) #2 call 911/999 & report a domestic disturbance. And if all else fails, don't blame the victim, offer help. Ask of she feels safe or if she needs to get away, needs help making phone calls, ANYTHING but "tick tock. Happy fighting"

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect it was repeated but plain old boring rowing rather than domestic abuse. Domestic abuse would definitely warrant intervention but there are couples who think constant rowing is a normal part of a relationship

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    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that it's really not an outsiders business.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It becomes the neighbor's business when their fighting starts effecting their quality of life.

    LaDonna Hulcy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nice Neighbor! seriously it'd save time.

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbing the peace is against the law, and so is domestic disturbance. Don't need to mention that domestic violence is as well.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people, would rather be, in a bad relationship, than be alone, so sad !!!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very true.... Life is nothing to waste away

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We weren't fighting, we were fukking and it was awesome!"

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you broadcast your business

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    #25

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, pretty nice of them to let the neighbor choose the next movie.

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lilo Lilo Lilo!!!!! I hate HP more than life itself.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cardinal sin admitting you hate HP in public! *whispers* You aren't alone! Though there seems to be hundreds of people on here who have a HP user name.

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    Lenka Smetanová
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahahaha...... I loved original old my little pony show when i was really little. My parents must switched the WHS for another movie and said this is the my little pony I just remember it wrong, just to end their missery of listening the same four episodes again and again and again... It worked that time :D

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ny daughter is currently obsessed with MLP. All through quarantine, MLP. Her profile name on Nexflix is Rainbow Dash. The most played songs on Amazon Music are by MLP and the Dazzlings. Thanks for the idea! 😉

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how people live like that with such thin walls. I couldn't do it.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a pain in the a**e. My neighbor is hard of hearing and never hears my TV or stereo, but I sure as hell hear hers.

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    deanna woods
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person has a very limited selection of entertainment choices.

    shawn mckinney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greased lightning go greased lightnin

    Tanya Kysel'ova
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I see from the previous posts, thin walls is really a problem

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    #26

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like Chloe from 1A finally had enough. It's quite amazing how some people think that rules never apply to them, even when they are warned.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a similar problem with a neighbour over the road from me parking across my driveway. Even though we explained that I am disabled and need him to stop parking there he just laughed and carried on. One day I had enough and went out, opened his fuel cap and blatantly put a rag in his tank and whipped out a barbecue lighter. He raced out screaming "WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" I said "Blowing your car up silly! It's going to be moved one way or the other and this way seems more fun" He has never parked there since.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm sure they cried victim, too.

    Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the sassiness lol

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they get their phone number?

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a HOA again. Every member gets a copy in some places for emergencies. Some people stretch definition of emergency.

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    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been in this situation with someone whose cell phone number I had.

    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I don't get about these situations is this: where I live, the person that calls the tow truck has to pay for the car to be moved from private property. It wouldn't be costing the owner of the car any money, it would just be an inconvenience.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I understand in most states the owner of the car has to pay the towing company to get the car released. Could be that some owners that often have to deal with illegal parking, have a contract with some towing company.

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    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel for both. Children want to learn to play and that's perfectly reasonable. Torture to listen to though. Had a singing coach living nearby and OML it was hell for a while. Now I have a neighbour with a son who isn't very committed to learning to play the drums - so at least it isn't very often or for very long!

    TheCanadianViking
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, what a miserable person lol I remember when we first moved here about 6 years ago, there was a kid just learning the flute and it was pretty bad, but listening to their progression over the years has been a cool experience

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original texter is very rude. I understand you don't want to hear the noise, but the kid is 9 years old.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And want to learn how to play the instrument.

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it can be torture listening to someone practicing an instrument when they’re first learning, but that’s a good reason to get some good noise-cancelling headphones or earplugs. Most kids only practice about half an hour a day several times a week. He will get better as time goes on.

    Adam Guillemette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, neighbour is a d**k, but that reply at the end killed me. XD

    Stephanie Hewitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I feel for both. Music is mandatory in school where I live, when the schools shut down they sent the kids home with their instruments. Lockdown afternoons in my apartment complex have sounded like a cacaphony of terrible musicians badly screeching through various instruments. My own son with his trumpet included. Sometimes there'd be 3-4 kids playing different songs badly on various instruments all at once. Thank God school is over this year.

    elfin
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time you're 27 you perhaps should give a f**k about children and their attempts to learn things. I don't even particularly like children, but I like rude, childish 27 year olds even less.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy your kid a Violin. 9 y/o's are terriffic at pissing the neighbours off even more with a Violin that a Clarinett.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter tried playing saxophone for a school band when she was 9. She was very excited and practiced at home during the day, after school (not every day - just 2-3 days/week and for less than 30 min...) But we have a lot of retired neighbors who are always home, so they still complained of the noise, even though it was during the day, at 4 or 5 pm. And they filed a complaint with the building management and they asked me if the sound can be muffled or if she could practice at school instead, because the sound bothered people... She was very hurt. She's bipolar, so that triggered a depression episode and she never touched the saxophone again. Every time I think about it I cry - she was so excited to learn that instrument and so proud. All ruined by neighbors who did not even care to talk to me or ask or work on this together.

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parent is the monster imo. But they think the other is? Dafuq

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the world is the parent, standing up for their child being sexualized by some asshat who is commenting on a CHILD'S APPEARANCE the monster? Exactly? Please? FFS.

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who don’t know what “butterface” means: it’s a woman whose body is hot but whose face is not. And this creep said it TO A CHILD! 😡

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, do not insult the child, talk to the parents!

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that insulting a child is not the way to go but so many parents instantly get their hackles up if you approach them about a child's less than desirable behaviour (so I hear - not tried it personally!!). Teachers have that problem a lot - parents instantly get defensive even if their offspring is appallingly badly behaved. Some parents are going to be fine if there is a problem that needs sorting out but you don't know that in advance unfortunately.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who insults a child's looks to their face is an a*****e. You have a problem, put on your big boy pants and say, "You should cover your nose when you sneeze so it doesn't get on other people."

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He shouldn't have insulted the child, but she shouldn't be sneezing on people.

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one should ever say THAT to a child EVER! This was not some generic insult. He was saying this child has a hot body but her face is ugly.

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adults need to act like adults. Parents have the duty to teach their children manners.

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up until now I thought butterface was just a way of saying ugly.

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a term first used by Howard Stern. “Her body is hot, but her face...”

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    Mimi777
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was s****y to call her kid that but it was also super gross and nasty for the kid to sneeze all over someone. I have a kid and I don’t want my own kid sneezing their snot all over me. But don’t call the kid a mean name.

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have called her kid out on it without using a term that sexualized her. If he had said “ the germ factory,” or “snot-nosed,” that might have been acceptable. He used a term that spoke to the kid’s sexual appeal to adults. Gross!

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    Katie Allen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody should be called butterface, I don't care how old they are.

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    #29

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    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report them. Drunk drivers kill.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely report them just to get them off the street.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you report someone for driving drunk after the fact?

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This text exchange is an admission of driving drunk. I would report it because it could save their life and others.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please send this conversation tot the police and have him fined

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago

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    People are taking these conversations way too seriously. Have you considered that the guy knew he took up his parking place and is just throwing out an excuse?

    Peter Korpershoek
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    5 years ago

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    I laughed harder then I should

    Orillion
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    5 years ago

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    What's the problem here? Neighbor appologized, admited a problem and agreed to move the car when he was able to. Now all that needs to happen is him getting help for his drinking.

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People thinking it's not that bad to drive while having had a drink? Massively dangerous, serious problem.

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    #30

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking in if you are not on the lease or mortgage is illegal. Don't know if s******g in someones bed is legal or not but it is absolutely disgusting.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely illegal. It's toxic substance and maliciously exposing someone else to it is considered assault under the law.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking and entering and vandalising isn't illegal? Since when?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f*****g f**k is f*****g wrong with this f*****g f**k? That’s absolutely f*****g primitive. I bet this is one of those humans who thinks themselves to be superior to all other animals, too...

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very illegal! Biohazard illegal! And the fact that she wants you to do the breaking and entering means she'd be able to name you as a co-conspirator if this gets taken to the police/court. Just skip the hassle and tell the boyfriend what she's planning now.

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call bs on most, if not all of the text messages. If the neighbors are such douche-bags, then why do they have each other’s phone numbers? If I had a crazy neighbor there’s no way he or she would get my phone number.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errrrrr, ..... Nope. That is a DIY job.

    Sandra Lent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the most hilarious posts I've ever read.

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    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a scarily elaborate revenge plan. I'd try not to get in that dude's bad side.

    Steve Bowman
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    5 years ago

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    If that was written by a guy you don't have to worry. Looks like writing from a 11-year-old girl.

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: someone stole the note before the package thief saw it.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this was on the door of #105?

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has had time to think

    #32

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the person in gray has a neckbeard....

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably refers to himself as a “Nice Guy™“, and uses the terms “friendzone” and “involuntary celibacy”...

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess the person in blue is some kind of "influenza".

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You said "influenza" lol. Fits the group you are referring to perfectly.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you're a creepy little pig, paying attention so closely for 45 minutes

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime you have to begin a sentence with, “Not to be creepy,” you are being creepy.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does grey person sound like he's secretly bubble bass?

    Ashley Richard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, the person in grey was just trying to be nice, the person in blue could've responded more politely

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this person looking in someone else's window?

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    #33

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone who thinks it's appropriate to insult people like that, should take a long, hard look at themselves.

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly true but none of us know the history between those two people.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again two a$$clowns to stoke a good conflict.

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See this seems the most genuine one of the lot...I like

    Dylan Vite
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when I was like 10 my class was doing was this trip thing in llangranog. One classmate was an absolute 4ssH0le and would have a shower at 3am daily and put sunscreen before bed so he didn't get 'sunburn' from the bed lights. He made the room dirty within 5 minutes. Luckily he was in the room opposite from us. One Extra Note: he tried to buy a condom during a toilet break on the bus.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! the one in pink is an asshat. "Focus on how fat you are getting?" That is just plain mean.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! They have a right to shower whenever they want!

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat people: one of the last minorities it's considered OK to treat like $h!+. along with atheists, smokers, women who don't want kids and people who aren't good looking.

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    #34

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    Anissa Lim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d call in to get that neighbour’s car towed

    #35

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    Alexis D.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "your face is dumb"?? What are you, 12?!

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should still be living with his parents as his attitude is that of an eight year old child.

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...that s**t is bad. You're not with Mommy and Daddy now and NOBODY CARES THAT YOU ARE DOING S**T.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But my mom and dad never complained!" I wish people would grow up.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is inconsiderate. They no longer live at home.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What reason could they be honking their horn for when they don't live at home anymore?

    MeK1602
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is illegal to honk in some countries, true that. But for this kid, it must be the force of habit. It's not dumb, it's a bit sad actually, maybe he misses his parents. I'm sure he would have reacted better if the neighbor would have been polite.

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    #36

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    Savannah Ballard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for both on this one.. I just took down a tree but I will be replacing it with an avocado one when the root naturally decompose

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone cuts down a tree, doesn't mean they hate nature, it might have many other reasons, and also it might not have been an easy decision.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a beautiful oak with a protection order on it but sadly it died. I had to get it taken down as it became dangerous as it was rotting really fast. ☹

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you murdering nature when you eat broccoli?

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its practically genocide when they walk across grass.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like trees that much, plant your own.

    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands it's actually illegal to cut down trees without a permit (exceptions aside). Nature is deemed more valuable than the owner's rights. Trees live longer than people: we need to protect them for prosperity.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with grey bubbles person. My chain-smoking, beer-guzzling, littering neighbor seems to hate trees too. He cut down the beautiful cherry trees in his front and back yards. The stumps were such an improvement... People are f*****g weird about trees. I f*****g hate urban life.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutting down trees: lowers the price on your home, increases your cooling costs and looks like you want to live in a junk yard.

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tree roots can destroy the foundations of a building if the tree is too close. Another reason he/she could be chopping them down is if they're planning something different for their garden (landscaping, different trees etc).

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could have just said no if she didnt want to.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of a big no, in my opinion

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to reinforce confidence in kids now so they will become confident and independent adults. hat is the whole point.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate libertarians like this. They make the party look like a sociopathic cult by acting like this f*****g arrogant f**k. I already find their theories of economics to be impractical and not based on real world human behavior, but their social ideologies are abysmal.

    The-JoeBai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your beard doesn’t come up any further than your jawline, does it…?!

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    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go get a class of lemonade like a normal neighbor...rude weirdo

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids get everything handed to them.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasonable, articulate, somewhat funny, has put thought in it, not shouty, no neighbours involved --- what on earth is this doing in this topic?!

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The willennium omg lol I never heard it called that! I'm guessing due to all the will Smith songs?

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    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't exercise in nature! Go drink alcohol instead.

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the one that left this note is the neighbor from hell, tbh...

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! This was a crazy phase, and I think it is still going on!

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this person owns the bar

    Wolfblood Fanatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY! Y you hating on 'The Macarena'?

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think building management or architect is the one you'd like to scream at...

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? It was built 50 years ago, a time when people were much more respectful of each other.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shared surfaces as dwellings is an inherently and fundamentally antisocial and toxic culture. It’s all about making as much money as possible, as cheaply as possible, with zero care as to the practicalities of putting people that close together, sharing surfaces. It’s f*****g s**t. It creates unnecessary hostility.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I see a pattern. Single people, just say something snarky and walk off. That's how married people do.

    hobbitly
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    5 years ago

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    To me it sounds strange that they sent this note with condescending lines like 'you act like a 2 year old' and 'you should break up'. How do you think this is gonna go with the new people? Why not just send a short note saying that the building is quite old and therefor badly isolated and if they would keep that in mind. Before talking to management.

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extreme frustration often leads to people being less than polite.

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    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really s****y thing to say. What do you get out of stomping on someone else's feelings

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the surface, yes. But in the future it could be helpful if he/she is tempted to return to a toxic relationship.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep hoping my loud-as-f**k neighbor-animal has finally broken up with her boyfriend...

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations on your breakup!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she got the wrong pet then, she should have got a dog.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think she might be the type of person who shouldn't have a pet... she doesn't seem that smart.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this person (not assuming it's a she) may need professional therapy.

    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt they're qualified to give their neighbor the type of help they need.

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a really good neighbor to reach out and see if she’s ok though.

    Wreathy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'she knows I can't handle that'. I hope this is fake, otherwise - poor cat.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely THE BEST way I've ever heard someone say "mind your business"

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is acting like a typical cat. So, what else is new?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone seriously needs human companionship AND a lesson in anthropomorphism and feline behavior norms.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohmygawd, that's it, just ohmygawd

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    #42

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not allowed before 8am where I am thankfully!

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my area was the same. F**k this s**t.

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    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Construction, especially, works during "holiday" weeks. We work during "holiday" weeks. I am so sorry that our lives disturb yours.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! A birthday month......Please

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birthday months mean you have lots of friends who all have different schedules! :)

    Mollie Burge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it'd bse super cool to have a birthday month tho

    #43

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just follow the ant trail and you find who hired the truck!

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they always ask whose car/truck/whatever it is then? Why should they know if you don' know it either?

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realistically they are likely in a hurry to get somewhere (like an appointment) & slightly panicked that they're going to be late. Stress can easily bring on minor episodes of stupidity.

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone interrupts me while I am trying to eat a sandwich and I would annoyed too.

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    #44

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hell just pathetic. Tell them you broke up.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought only people on TV did this nonsense

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with people making up fake relationships for their families?

    More!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing, I feel sad for them. I’d go along for free.

    #45

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social media: making haters hate since 2004

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....somebody's got the munchies.....

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, no you won't. What is wrong with people?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess grey doesn't know where a grocery store is.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for this person. I f*****g hate the mindless selfish entitlement of loud people.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loud sex is faking it? Not necessarily.....

    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs to live in a detached house.

    Fuzzy spectrum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a house mate whose girl screamed during sex. You could hear her in the pub at the end of the street if the window was open

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this person is probably jealous that someone else is enjoying her sex life :P

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shows how the cumulative effect of bad neighbors can make someone bust a spring.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Someone is underfucked

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I deleted my LinkedIn account a couple years ago. It’s like a weird social pyramid scheme.

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on this Episode of "Pimp My Sign" we make a sign for trespassers

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will definitely keep me off your property.

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would certainly be an effective deterrent

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubly misspelled or a misspelled joke?

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    MeK1602
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love dogs, don't get me wrong, but some dogs have issues like barking non-stop. And to be honest, that will get on anyone's nerves. Maybe that was the case here, maybe not.

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs that bark non-stop for long periods of time usually only have issues because they are being left on their own. They are most likely sad and lonely. Very annoying to listen to though, totally agree. When my dogs start barking it's when they are in the garden and hear an unusual noise but I stop them or bring them in (they can't be heard inside as I don't live in an apartment and it's a well insulated property). If the owner doesn't care about the neighbour's feelings they should at least consider their dog.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope, not still cool. Both people are annoying twats though.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do this one time. I love animals and dogs especially. For me it was more of a wellness check for the dog. the barking started at 9:30 in the morning and was still going 9:30 at night. I went over to the dog and made sure he had food and water, beautiful husky. Wasn't barking more like crying and weeping, I could not take it anymore. Just wanted the dog to go inside, and be a part of his family... Makes me so sad.

    TheHerplover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f would call the cops on a DOG

    Uriel Grey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops don't respond to dogs barking... At least where i live and the animal control is a joke. You can ha e video of the bad mannered neighbors dog but they still want 3 sworn affidavits from 3 neighbors to deal with constant dog barking :( seriously mr sie in a fire is the awful person here. Horrible death for wanting quiet.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live next door to the Bumpuses who have a bunch of dogs plus run an illegal boarding business, the barking is annoying af after a while.

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue you're the a$$hole here. Why brag about it?

    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is blue the A-hole? He just wants to know who's texting, doesn't get an answer but turns his music down anyway and therefore finds grey annoying. I don't see a single A-hole here...

    Mari
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally the blue texter us the annoying one doe, so why are they showing the whole world how rude they are?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue is a f*****g selfish annoying a*s.

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I'm a baby hater. I have no strong feelings about wind chimes, but now they remind me of babies and dickish responses. S**t I hate wind chimes now.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wind chimes are beautiful....the first ten minutes. Then they drive everyone nuts.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some windchimes can be annoying (a bit like myself lol) but I wouldn't ask anyone to stop hanging them or anything.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re only mildly annoying, unlike wind chimes (jk you’re awesome)

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    Chaz83
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate butterflies but I do hate babies. I don't hate wind chimes though. Not sure where I stand on this one..

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my wind chimes, and love hearing them at night. They wake me up for a minute, and then right back to sleep. Kinda like the train in the far out distance, I love that noise too. I can't sleep in complete silence. None oy my neighbors have ever complained

    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wind chimes don't belong just anywhere, like in a breezeway of a 3 story apt in a windy city.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on the second person's side all the way up to the last two words. I like wind chimes. I don't like baby screaming. how can anyone compare the two noises?

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    CherylTunt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually we have noise Laws where I live and a dog barking all the time violates that

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so sorry for her dogs. She's a PITA.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B***h b***h b***h. I hope she loses he trust fund...maybe it's all in the stock market.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second person just sounds like an a*****e.

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    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone were to tell me my dog was crying all day I would do everything I could to help him.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog needs a more considerate owner.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that "its a trap" like it was that star wars commander guy that looked like a fish XD

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday-me is dead, today-me has killed her. That should be obvious.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "me that matters" needs to go to the store.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy your own damn wine, mooch.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So go and buy your own, d**k hammer.

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand why Blue would put this convo on the internet while they are the ones being rude. Do they think its cool and edgy to insult others and want to brag about it?

    Danael Gabalova
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue tried to be nice. The grey sad he is an a-holle. She asked for it.

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    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if a woman is actively giving birth, I will NEVER ask if she is pregnant.

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boyfriend made an honest mistake, apologies were made(indirectly..), but hey should have accepted without further confrontation.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grey already had an apology, but then still had to be a douche canoe about it. She kinda asked for it.

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    satan hears a scream
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's...a big red warning sign right there. blue should be a bit more careful

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    Rianna Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jesus, he/she just wanted be nice...

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bloody rude, someone was trying to be kind and gets that response. No wonder more and more people are ignoring others in trouble or distress when things like this happen. How about just a "No thank you, I would like to be left alone".

    Lynda Momalo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no helping some people. I understand they're hurting but lashing out is uncalled for.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the hostility of borderline personality disorder. Tears, and then straight to anger.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All grey had to say was " Thanks for your concern, but I want to cry alone."

    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grey seems like a jerk but maybe they were just on edge seeing as something happened(they were crying) 🤷

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn what a b***h....They were just trying to be nice. I'll take the netflix password!

    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Phil Vaive
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    5 years ago

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    ten bucks says there is a backstory here. Blue is probably some incel who thinks he was "friend zoned" and thinks that grey owes him sex cause he's a "nice guy"

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    NotYourMama
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Talk about unsolicited advice.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither party is doing this right.

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the grey texter needs a hobby.

    ezPZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over-feeding animals is abuse

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No blue YOU are a terrible person for not respecting someone else's property and then feeling the need to lash out at your neighbor. Blue could have just said: sorry, im on my way home and ill get them out.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, how oblivious can a person be?

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me that grey is actually very kind by warning the owner about his dogs. She or he could have called the pound right away.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs seem to prefer her over him tho. The dogs don't lie.

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue is a real tragedy - dogs are wasted on them.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who would call the pound on their neighbor's dogs because they are "in their yard" is seriously not nice.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell are this person’s dogs roaming free?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue is the problem neighbor in this situation. Who tells someone that no one likes them?

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people feel entitled to do this kind of thing? No one takes personal responsibility anymore.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's really heartless. Greg can do better

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    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the cruelest thing I have read, especially posted in public.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time use a flip chart, it looks more authorative & professional.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a little context. Is he coming around at all hours and peeking in the windows like a creeper? Or is he just a hapless schlub and they're being cruel?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Greg. Those neighbors are complete jerks.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn.... Greg what is it that you talk about?

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh, didn't realized I had to aspire to be interesting. There goes the rest of the month.

    Lynda Momalo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greg might have issues and won't accept a no at the door.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So having sex with someone entitles them to call on you for help for the rest of your life?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once the ladder is there, what's the chance next item is "get a lightbulb"?

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s some really super casual f*****g if blue is this dismissive. I think blue is kind of an a*s here. If you’re going to have sex with someone, maybe act like a decent person to them later? Or, if blue thinks grey is a nag, maybe just not have sex with them until getting to know them a bit first to make sure blue’s not getting into something irritating.

    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why ladies we don't give our cudycat to just anyone

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your saying they had pity sex with you just because they were "nice".

    Tami Bridges
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, my friends, is why you don't s**t where you sleep lol

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    sabocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be that unprofessional cop from a few days back...

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cop seems to be breaking the law (but then again, that's their thing as they've been demonstrating lately), so calling the cops on the cop is the way forward.

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's illegal for the policeman to accept the offer of a date. As long as he also did his job & quietened/shut down the party I don't see the issue.

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me the cop acted unprofessionally and these neighbors are jerks.

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a wonder he/she didn't ask you to cook it for him/her too.

    Little Lark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't exactly borrow something that you're going to eat...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly sure the grocery store has all that and more.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fasta Pasta do deliveries now so how about give them a call. Oh NVM you are just a scab lol.

    White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit mean. They're obviously friends, it's just friendly banter.

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always must intervene when the top comment has 5 downvotes

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were the woman I would have called the police on that creep immediately. Can't imagine that anyone wants that kind of pervert living near to you.

    sabocat
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    5 years ago

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    IT'S A VICTORY SIGN!! The V of Victory! Peace doesn't start with a V and Churchill did it to show Victory not Peace. But the boyfriend still is gross.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um ok lol..peace sign, victory sign...."v" is not for vendetta in this instance XD

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I cook with wine. Sometimes some of it goes into the food as well.

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Margerita uses tequila

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill, be truthful. Do you do daytime cocktails?

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, anyone who asks for tequila at 11am probably really needs some.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a jackass. If you’re going to ask for a donation of an ingredient, you can share some info.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have recipe for tequilla burger, tequilla coleslaw and tequilla flambed chicken. I haven't tried any of those yet, but it is sometimes used in kitchen.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not rude at all, you self-entitled dickbag.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brittney, Caitlin, cul-de-sac BBQs, plus hugs and kisses?! This is a made-for-TV movie script, right? Cheerleaders Caught in a Cul-De-Sac.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My precious Caitlin.....a Karen n the making

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another poor dog. People - don't have dogs and leave them all day. They like company.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but there is NO sympathy with people who threaten to poison a dog. My friend lost her dog to someone laying out poisoned bait and it's not pretty and it's not funny and it should never be a threat, even if in jest. I know how bad barking dogs can be, so I had sympathy. It evaporated when the poison came up.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this note constitutes a threat and is something that should be reported to the police. Seriously, threatening to kill someone's pet is illegal and can be construed as a terrorist threat.

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote this,should be given a hamburger with poison! You could maybe first talk to the neighbour,try to figure a solution,then maybe authorities, but DON'T you dare kill an innocent animal,because you are annoyed!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't take it out on the animal.

    Lynda Momalo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letter writer should just call animal control. I may be wrong but I think the "poison" threat was not real but just to get the dog owner's attention.

    Jace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog owner needs to call the police and have this s**t documented and the letter writer spoken to.

    Deborah Rubin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call animal control, this is abuse mentally of the dog, they can take it.

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    Tami Bridges
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, a fellow grammar Nazi...I feel you lol

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    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky for bald guy he's a fancy douché, not an ordinary douche.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign is meaningless without context.

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