Turn on sprinkler and forget about it.

Honestly I would just pull out the mower and start cutting my grass

Stupid options in the poll. Where is: tell them to get their arses off your property/call the police? No Trespassing notices should make it clear to all of Karen's customers.

It's always interesting to see how people who claim they want to live a healthy, low-carbon footprint lifestyle, do so at the expense of others. It's not her yard. This is not 'shared nature' and 'community vibe' is just a nonsense argument to get your way.

People are suggesting some great solutions with cameras etc. Still, that require money. Manure and fertilizer is much MUCH cheaper (and more fun!) She might be so GURI ZEN part of nature and would be ok with literal s**t all over. I doubt her client would be tho. Also you can then grow some plants there! Hearbs,Veggies,Flowers! So NOW EVEN IF they embrace the s**t they will have to LITERALLY crush nature under their yoga mat... Not very namaste!

Invite your local bagpipe group to practice in your yard.

Tell her clearly not to use your yard with no maybes or softening language. Interrupt the class and ask them to leave. Going forward, run your sprinklers during their class.

Start mowing the lawn as they are trying to climb over the fence...

So many of the suggestions are unnecessarily passive aggressive. OP hasn't told the people attending the class that they're trespassing yet. OP ought to start there. I'm sure that most people (if not all) attending the class don't want to break the law. Probably the only thing OP needs to do is politely walk around their own backyard and tell each person that they are trespassing, that their instructor has been informed multiple times, and that unfortunately the next step to be taken will be calling the police. "I don't want you to get arrested" and all that. Show concern and compassion for the attendees. And in the process, make the instructor look like an inconsiderate douche who is willingly encouraging her students to break the law and possibly be arrested as a result.

And this would be the moment where my lawn gets his weekly dose of sprinkler water and Arch Enemy. I'll nama-slay your vibes gurl.

The yoga class times sound like the time to be cutting the grass, and other noisy outdoor activities. It may even be time to get the band back together and practise. Or learn a new instrument, like the bagpipes.

You shouldn't own a house if you don't know that the property you buy is yours and you can tell people to gtfo if they're trespassing. It is not one big shared space. tf is that nonsense? I'd be blasting Down With the Sickness every time they came on to my property after I told them no. That would go well with meditation music. Especially the "I'll be a good boy" part.

They're HOPPING THE FENCE???? Yeah no, call the police.

Why even ask? It's your dang yard. Do as you please.

Sprinkle a little flour on the grass and leave a sign saying “Beware of treatment for grass”

Start grilling burgers at the same time on her side.

i honestly would do the polite approach and if that didnt work id let my dog hang out outside cuz damn does she hate anyone who doesnt live in my house. even family wen they come over for holidays she hates them. moment they hop the fence shed go running out barking like a maniac. best part is i dont need to worry bout her biting anyone cuz behind her mighty bark shes a 65lbs scaredy cat. moment one of them walk up to her she will run away while continuing to bark. id like to see them do relaxing yoga with my dog barking the whole damn time. wen my neighbors r in their backyard she goes nuts, ppl walk past the house she goes nuts, she goes nuts over anyone who doesnt live here. thank god all my neighbors r awesome and kind ppl.

manure must be spread on friday evening .... just saying .....

Time for a couple pick up loads of cow or horse manure. Just to keep that green space green!

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How about an All-Death-Metal Concert on repeat? I'm guessing Spotify could help with that. :) Also, OP needs a taller fence. (Unless there's an HOA involved. Those people are power-hungry dictators!)

I guess it’d be illegal for OP to electrify her fence. Add razor wire, maybe? Slather Vaseline all over it? Oh well. Guess they’ll just have to replace the hoppable fence with one so high a person would need the fire department’s cherry picker to get across it. Maybe put some kind of deterrent on the top, so the more agile yogis can grip the top without injury or slipping—-or putting their hands in piles of sticky, fragrant, fresh 💩.

In today's society, we own plots of green space and I don't want you on mine.

I think I might mow the backyard at those times. Noise and fumes and spewed grass clippings will discourage encroachment

Crank some Slayer.

Time to increase the height of the fence AND plant some fast growing trees or shrubs.......I can't get over the entitlement of the neighbour!

I would start filming while commenting hi i am in my backyard and here are the weekly trespassers this is the fence they hopped over.

Oh, the temptation to paint myself green and walk over there, and inform the... customers I presume of the fact that they are trespassing on the territory of the Jolly Green Giant and start pelting them with peas.

1. Mow the lawn starting at 0755 every Saturday 2. Install cameras and No Trespassing signs 3. Tell them that any yoga on your side of the fence must be nude yoga

Fertilise the lawn with chicken manure

Gat a big dog and don't pick up the poop until the next day

Tell her that everybody has to stay off of your property for safety and legal reasons. Put up no trespassing signs on both sides of the fence. Tell her to keep the crappy irritating music turned down. Go easy on the incense, some people have allergies. If none of that works tell them to get off your property and stay off or you will call the police and charge them with trespassing and check into her for a possible illegal business.

Mow your lawn at the same time as her class.