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Portable Pizza Necklace Will Make Sure You’re Always Together
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Portable Pizza Necklace Will Make Sure You’re Always Together

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With this brilliant Pizza Pouch necklace, your days of pizza-less despair are over. Not only can you bring pizza with you and keep it safe wherever you go, you can also wear it on your chest as a bold statement to others about what lies closest to your warm, cheesy heart.

Hopefully, Stupidiotic, the company that came up with the Pizza pouch, will come up with a range of pouches for those among us who love Sicilian, New York or Chicago Deep Dish pizzas.

More info: stupidiotic.com | Facebook

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There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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KhoaTran
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pizza should be kept in the stomach, not in a pouch

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally someone who hasn't given in to this madness. Thank you... for not being crazy like the rest of us.

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is an amazing idea would so buy this if it was under 5p

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely a marketable idea....Why nobody tought about this before?....

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, it would NEVER work! Not even as a gag! It would be completely smeared to hell with sauce and cheese, and all the toppings would fall off when you slid it out to eat! Nice in theory, but needs to go back to the drawing board!

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure if I should feel happy or taken back by the thought that someone wanted to take pizza on the go, figured out a way that would be possible and made a pizza pouch. Nope, I've thought about this too much... happiness at the thought of pizza is no longer reachable, I'm going to go sit in the corner and think about society. And the first question I'm going to ask myself is: What the hell is with our society. And then since now I'm thinking about pizza... I'm going to eat pizza. :D

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who thinks this is stupid? -.- You should eat it, not wear it as jewelry! -.-

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stupidiodic is right. Wow. Stupidity at it's finest. You're reaching here Bored Panda ....

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pizza should be kept in the stomach, not in a pouch

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Finally someone who hasn't given in to this madness. Thank you... for not being crazy like the rest of us.

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this is an amazing idea would so buy this if it was under 5p

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely a marketable idea....Why nobody tought about this before?....

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, it would NEVER work! Not even as a gag! It would be completely smeared to hell with sauce and cheese, and all the toppings would fall off when you slid it out to eat! Nice in theory, but needs to go back to the drawing board!

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure if I should feel happy or taken back by the thought that someone wanted to take pizza on the go, figured out a way that would be possible and made a pizza pouch. Nope, I've thought about this too much... happiness at the thought of pizza is no longer reachable, I'm going to go sit in the corner and think about society. And the first question I'm going to ask myself is: What the hell is with our society. And then since now I'm thinking about pizza... I'm going to eat pizza. :D

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Am I the only one who thinks this is stupid? -.- You should eat it, not wear it as jewelry! -.-

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Stupidiodic is right. Wow. Stupidity at it's finest. You're reaching here Bored Panda ....

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