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107 Nature Jokes That Do Not Grow On Trees

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Nothing can beat a pair of good nature jokes (except maybe global warming). Nature is an unavoidable aspect of Earth, and the puns about it are some of the oldest ones out there. Jokes about nature might be the most effective way to learn about the world outside our windows. Funny and relatable — you can’t go wrong with a joke about mother nature. However, some of the funniest mother nature jokes have a lot of secrets behind them.

When it comes to action, mother nature doesn’t mess around. Planet jokes that touch upon the aspects of nature involve at least one attribute of the outside world. Every feature of nature, from trees to the oceans, has been made fun of. Some of the best tree jokes combine nature and humans. Just keep serious and funny tones in balance to get a better effect. If it’s too serious — you might offend some people.

If you are looking for some of the funniest jokes on Earth (pun intended), you are in luck. Below, we have compiled a list of some of the best jokes about mother nature for you to enjoy. Be sure to leave an upvote on the jokes that made you laugh or smile. On the other hand, if you have some jokes to share, save some paper and write it in the comments below.

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#1

Joke on nature "Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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#2

Lion: "You’re late. We said meet at sunset."

Giraffe: "I can still see the sun."

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25points

#3

How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

It waves.

24points

#4

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year."

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24points

#5

Joke on nature "What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

"Finding half of a worm."

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23points

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#6

How do mountains see?

They peak!

20points

#7

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

19points

#8

"Two silk worms are in a wrestling match. It ended in a tie."

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17points

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#9

Joke on nature How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?

By its bark.

16points

#10

What makes grass so dangerous?

Because it’s full of blades.

15points

#11

Where can you find forests without trees?

On a map!

14points

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#12

What does the sun drink out of?

Sunglasses.

14points

#13

Joke on nature Why did the detectives show up at the beach?

Something fishy was going on.

14points

#14

Can you tell me what color the wind is?

Blew!

13points

#15

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

"Don’t take me for granite."

13points

#16

What did the Jedi say to the tree?

"May the forest be with you."

13points

#17

Joke on nature Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

13points

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#18

"While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"

The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."

"That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

"Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.""

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13points

#19

What is the best way to learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?

Check out their web site!

12points

#20

"A rabbit and a beaver are looking up at the majesty of the Hoover Dam.

Finally, the beaver turns to the rabbit and says: "Well I didn't build it, but it's based on my design.""

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12points

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#21

Joke on nature Hurricanes see in what way?

With one eye.

11points

#22

Which fish is the most famous at the beach?

Star fish.

11points

#23

Why was the cucumber mad?

Because it was in a pickle.

11points

#24

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.

11points

#25

Joke on nature What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

Twister.

11points

#26

How can you get down from a tree?

You can’t because down comes from a duck.

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#27

"The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from.

Except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier."

11points

#28

"Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today... And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon."

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11points

#29

Joke on nature What type of tree can you hold in your hand?

A palm tree.

10points

#30

How does a bee brush its hair?

With its honeycomb.

10points

#31

"Beaver 1: “Sir, the river is running at full capacity with no obstruction!”"

"Beaver 2: “Dammit!”"

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10points

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#32

Who is the strongest creature in the ocean?

A mussel!

9points

#33

Joke on nature Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?

They wanted to grow a power plant.

9points

#34

What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?

"You’re shocking."

9points

#35

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

9points

#36

When it rains cats and dogs, what happens?

You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!

8points

#37

Joke on nature What side of the tree has the most leaves?

The outside!

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#38

What is the best way to cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.

7points

#39

In the forest, what do loggers eat?

Mac and trees.

7points

#40

The sun went to school for what reason?

To get brighter!

7points

#41

Joke on nature Why does the mushroom always show up at parties?

Because he’s a fun-gi.

7points

#42

The leaf went to the doctor for what reason?

It was feeling green!

7points

#43

What runs but never runs out of breath?

A river!

7points

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#44

What makes mountains the funniest place to vacation?

Because they are hill-arious!

7points

#45

Joke on nature "I have a good nature joke, but when people hear it, they just leave!"

7points

#46

In which month does a tree least enjoy spending time?

Sep-timber.

7points

#47

What was the reason for the arrest of the tree?

For shopleafing!

7points

#48

Despite their rivalry, how do two forests get along?

They sign a peace tree-ty!

7points

#49

Joke on nature What makes trees dance?

They sway!

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#50

Can you tell me what the beaver said to the tree?

"It’s been nice gnawing you."

7points

#51

What did the trees wear to the pool party?

Swimming trunks.

7points

#52

What did the little tree say to the big tree?

"Leaf me alone."

7points

#53

Joke on nature What do you call the seagulls that live by the Bay?

Bagels.

7points

#54

What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?

"Shore."

7points

#55

What do you get when you plant kisses?

Tulips!

7points

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#56

Where do rocks like to sleep?

Bedrocks.

7points

#57

Joke on nature If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?

Wet.

7points

#58

What’s the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

7points

#59

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

The prawn broker.

7points

#60

Where did the lightning bolt propose?

Cloud 9.

7points

#61

Joke on nature What did the tornado say to the washing machine?

"Want to go for a spin?"

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#62

How does the rain tie its shoes?

With a rainbow.

7points

#63

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

"Foul weather."

7points

#64

What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?

It sinks.

7points

#65

Joke on nature What looks like half a tree?

The other half.

7points

#66

Which tree grows chicken?

Poultree.

7points

#67

Why can’t pine trees sew?

They always drop their needles.

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#68

How do you describe a tree who steals things?

"Shady."

7points

#69

Joke on nature What did the flower say to the flower beside him?

"Move over bud."

7points

#70

If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?

Stop for lunch.

7points

#71

How did the egg get up the mountain?

It scrambled up.

7points

#72

How do you start a fire using two pieces of wood?

Make sure one is a matchstick.

7points

#73

Jokes on nature What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves?

The road.

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#74

Where does a tree store their stuff?

In their trunk.

7points

#75

"Why did the chicken cross the river?"

"To get to the otter side."

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7points

#76

"What did the ground say when it was split by a river?"

"Canyo not?"

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7points

#77

Joke on nature "What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?"

"An Apocaclipse."

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7points

#78

What is the funniest natural phenomenon?

A cyclown!

6points

#79

In response to the earthquake, what did the earth say?

You crack me up!

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#80

What kind of shorts should clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

6points

#81

Joke on nature Nature is so resourceful that it can make dew from just water!

6points

#82

Where do saplings go to learn?

Elementree school!

6points

#83

After the bank closed, what happened to the tree?

It started its own branch.

6points

#84

Where does seaweed look for a job?

In the kelp-wanted section.

6points

#85

Joke on nature What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?

“Kelp! Kelp!”

6points

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#86

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

6points

#87

What has no fingers, but many rings?

A tree.

6points

#88

What did the flower say after it told a joke?

"I was pollen your leg."

6points

#89

Joke on nature Why did the worm cross the ruler?

To become an inchworm.

6points

#90

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

It was feeling green.

6points

#91

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle.

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#92

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

6points

#93

Joke on nature What holds the sun up in the sky?

Sunbeams.

6points

#94

Why did the pine tree get into trouble?

Because it was being knotty.

6points

#95

How do two rival forests get along?

They sign a peace tree-ty.

6points

#96

What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas?

It took a leaf of absence.

6points

#97

Joke on nature What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

A jelly bean.

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#98

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin.

6points

#99

Where do fish keep their money?

In a river-bank.

6points

#100

Where do fish sleep?

On a seabed.

6points

#101

Joke on nature Why don’t mountains catch colds?

They wear snow caps.

6points

#102

How many people can jump higher than a mountain?

All of them! Mountains can’t jump.

6points

#103

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella.

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#104

"I once stayed up all night trying figure out where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."

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6points

#105

Joke on nature What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon tree?

A sour puss.

5points

#106

What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

5points

#107

What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?

A water bed.

5points

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I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

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Joe Publique 1 year ago

Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Joe Publique 1 year ago

Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there.

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