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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone

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What’s in a name? William Shakespeare asked this question in Romeo and Juliet all the way back in 1597. But in fact, the idea of names and their significance has always existed among humans. In his immortal tragedy, Shakespeare continues to say that names don’t really matter; you may call someone whatever you want, but it won’t change their essence. However, many cultures and traditions will disagree with the great English bard.

Many ancient societies took naming newborns very seriously. It was believed that the name a child received at birth would define their character traits or even their entire life. Giving them funny names or unusual names wasn’t even an option. These days, some parents are a bit more relaxed and sometimes give their children not the common names everyone is used to but names that sound like something else.

There is a whole science called onomatology that studies the history of names, where they come from, how they developed with time, and how they can be used. Even though names are pretty special compared to other words, they are words too, which means we can play with them and make name puns. Just remember when you’re making jokes on names to be kind and not hurt other people’s feelings.

For this article, we have collected some name jokes. Most of them are based on word puns, and although some may fall into the ‘dad jokes’ category, they’ll surely bring a smile to your face. Find your name on the list, and if you happen to know a good name pun, make sure you let us know in the comments below.

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#1

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone Why do hurricanes get such boring names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee people will be evacuating like rats.

48points

Wayne Gossman 2 years ago

They name them in alphabetical order, starting with an “A” name at the first of a season. If a hurricane is very destructive it is retired and not used again. It is not long since all tha names were women’s names.

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#2

I asked my grandpa: “After 65 years you still call grandma darling, beautiful and honey. What’s the secret?”

Grandpa: “I forgot her name five years ago and I’m scared to ask her.".

47points

Antz Online 2 years ago

😂😂, these are old but still funny

7points

#3

"I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday."

46points

Antz Online 2 years ago

Absolutely Brilliant 🤣🤣

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#4

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am Ruthless."

27points

Victoria Anderson 2 years ago

Captain Villads named his ship "The Ruthless" after his wife Ruth, who sadly... doesn't enjoy sailing.

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#5

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student "What are your parent’s names?" the student replied " My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling" the teacher said " Are you kidding" the student said, “No Kidding is my brother I am Joking.”.

23points

Debbie 2 years ago

He comes from a line of celebrities... (a reference to the other post about cool names celebrities give their kids)

8points

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#6

"Sometimes people are surprised how I’m named after my dad, but, how would I have been named before him?"

23points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

☺

3points

#7

What's a mountain goat's favorite name?

Cliff.

22points

mel 2 years ago

such a cliffhanger...

3points

#8

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

21points

Antz Online 2 years ago

😂😂

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#9

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

21points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

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#10

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

19points

Jason Marin 2 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Why did they name it chuck Norris in the first place

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Squirrel Girl 2 years ago

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#11

Why was the band named "Books"?

So no one would judge them by their covers.

18points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Dhar Mann meme

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#12

A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him “Why are you late?” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake” Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him “Why are you late” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake”, The last kid walks in and the teacher says “Why are you late?..and why are you wet?” and the kid says back REMEMBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!

17points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 5 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEBBLES WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU???????

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#13

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

17points

mel 2 years ago

those are really nice namessss aweeeee

1point

#14

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor “How's the baby?” “You had twins” the doctor replied. “Your brother named them,” the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" “He called the girl Denise” “What about the boy,” the woman asked the doctor said “Denephew”.

15points

Grace and Lucy 2 years ago

This joke ran the circuit in the 1970's

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#15

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "So I asked an ouija board for the name of my future wife

What kind of name is hahaha?".

15points

mel 2 years ago

you better be careful at night (whispers) *they're coming for you*

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#16

I know this isn’t about glue but here’s one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness.

Her name?

Cardi O.

14points

mel 2 years ago

Did you hear about Cardi's cousin who lived in a really cold country? Well, her name was Cardi Gan! How surprising!

2points

#17

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river?

Adam.

13points

mel 2 years ago

OH DAMNNN

1point

#18

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

13points

Peacemaker21 2 years ago

Law-suit yourself

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#19

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone A girl lying on a beach?

Sandy.

13points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Alright... Now BP is getting into some dad jokes

4points

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#20

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman with one leg on either side of a river?

Bridgette.

13points

mel 2 years ago

a woman with really, really long legs who successfully managed to do the splits across the river :D

2points

#21

What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her power bill and phone bill?

Bernadette (Burn a debt).

12points

McGovernor 2 years ago

The guys in the shop called me Bernadette because of the size of rizlas I bought

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#22

What breaks when you say it's name?

Silence!

12points

#23

What do you call a man who likes gardening?

Herb.

12points

#24

What do you call a lady in a Roman dress?

Sara-toga.

11points

o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o 10 months ago (edited)

AND THEY GET OFF AT SARATOGA FOR THE *FOURTEENTH* TIMEEE A PERSON CAN DEVELOP LA GRIPPE, LA GRIPPE, THE POST NASAL DRIP WITH THE WHEEZES AND THE SNEEZES AND THE SINUS THATS REALLY A PIP (please tell me someone else knows this reference PLEASE)

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#25

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a guy who has pencils for fingers?

Mark.

11points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

MARK MY TEST!

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#26

What do you call a guy named James who smokes e-cigs and works at a prison?

Jim the Juul Man Jailor.

11points

Diane the Dinosaur 2 years ago

This is a good one!

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#27

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Flop.

11points

The weird one 2 years ago

I’ve seen one very close to this. But it was Phillipe Phillope.

1point

#28

What do you call a man who’s not religious?

Godfrey.

11points

#29

What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?

A Swiss Army wife.

11points

Benita Valdez 2 years ago

I'd call her terrifying especially if she starts doing cartwheels

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#30

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who has a car above his head?

Jack.

10points

Cadence Thompson 3 months ago

I don't get it > -- <

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#31

What do you call a woman who keeps singing Christmas songs?

Carol.

10points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

This joke was made in like 0 AD

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#32

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who keeps playing the bagpipes?

Scott.

10points

Sherry Watson 4 months ago

Not Ross?

0points

#33

What was the name of the king’s extra knight?

Sir Plus.

10points

#34

What do you call a man who’s always there when you need him?

Andy.

10points

Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago

I don’t get this one. And I’ve yelled “ANDY” out loud like 20 times trying to figure it out XD

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#35

What do you call a man who loves travelling long distances?

Miles.

9points

Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano 2 years ago

That's my baby brother's name! My uncle asked what his middle name was and my dad said Kilometers :)

2points

#36

A man who watches movies from morning to night?

David.

9points

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#37

What is the perfect name for an ambulance?

Nina.

9points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Neenor

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#38

What do you call a man who always wins?

Victor.

9points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

His full name is Victor E. Royale

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#39

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a legal document on his head?

Will.

9points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 5 months ago

Will treaty

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#40

What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?

Phil.

8points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 5 months ago

Fill

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#41

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman who works with cats?

Kitty.

8points

#42

What do you call a man who always wears 2 coats?

Max.

8points

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#43

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?

Frank.

7points

mel 2 years ago

I like an honest guy :>

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#44

What do you call a man with a map on his head?

Miles.

7points

#45

What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head while holding a pool cue?

Beatrix Potter.

7points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 5 months ago

???

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#46

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head?

Cliff.

6points

mel 2 years ago

WOAH, another cliffhanger...

1point

#47

What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting?

Chuck.

6points

Wild Fire 4 months ago

Lol! Or Ralph

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#48

My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters. My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.

6points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 5 months ago

Poor Chewbacca

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#49

What do you call a woman between two goalposts?

Anette.

6points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

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#50

What do you call a boy with his hair cut at shoulder length?

Bob.

6points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

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#51

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man driving a truck?

Laurie.

6points

Zoe's Mom 10 months ago

Whose down voting so many comments?!

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#52

What do you call a man stuffed in a mailbox?

Bill.

6points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 5 months ago

PEOPLE WHY ARE YOU DOWNVOTING LEON BRYAN???

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#53

What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head?

Adele.

6points

o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o 10 months ago

hello…it’s me

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#54

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman with a twig on her head?

Hazel.

6points

#55

What do you call a man who sits at the door?

Matt.

6points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Theodore Matt

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#56

What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

Manuel.

6points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

What do you call a car that has a gear stick? Manuel

-1point

#57

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a crane on his head?

Derek.

6points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

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#58

What do you call a man with two pieces of meat on his head?

Mohammed.

6points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 5 months ago

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY LEON BRYAN IS DOWNVOTED

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#59

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man sitting in hot water?

Stew.

6points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Stew Pid

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#60

What do you call a man who has a plank on his head?

Edward

What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head?

Edward Wood

What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head?

Edward Woodward

What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head?

I don't know but Edward Woodward would.

6points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

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#61

What do you call a man in shark-infested waters?

Chum.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Chum P

-2points

#62

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?

Claude.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Claude Eo

1point

#63

What do you call a woman who has a back like a turtle?

Shell.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Shelly

4points

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#64

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a guy who loves exercising?

Jim.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Jimis Goodfour Yoo

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#65

What do you call 2 guys in a window?

Curt and Rod.

5points

#66

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs."

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

MAYO NEIGHS ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

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#67

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal, and Sealia.

5points

#68

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone A Fish is dead who do you call?

Aqua man.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Salman

-1point

#69

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

5points

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#70

What do you call a man with no shins?

Neil.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Neil Down

2points

#71

What do you call a man on the barbershop floor?

Harry.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Harry Floor

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#72

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What would you name a girl that's a ding a ling?

Isabelle.

5points

mel 2 years ago

omygod that's my friends name :o *covers my mouth*

0points

#73

"My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name... So I called her Bluff..."

5points

#74

"If I ever have twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate and the second one Duplikate."

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Or if you have triplets Triplikate, rite

0points

#75

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "I just changed my name and cut my hair! I am no longer Harry."

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

You are now Manis Bald

-1point

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#76

What is the most common middle name?

Its Y.

If you don't trust me, verify by asking 10 random people around you.

5points

#77

My name is Clifford. If I had a nickel every time someone brought up that damned Big Red Dog...

5points

mel 2 years ago

HEY I LUV THAT BOOKKKKK

1point

#78

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "My name is Connor and In school, I had a teacher who has a funny accent and pronounced my name as "Corner", boy did it get annoying fast."

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

My name is Leon and a teacher used to call me Lean

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#79

What do you call a woman sitting in a bath of Martini?

Olive.

5points

#80

What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head?

Carol.

5points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

I am clicking off this page now so if you think I'm annoying well done 2 U

-2points

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#81

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a piece of meat on his head?

Hahmed.

4points

#82

What do you call a man that sleeps outside on the lawn?

Dewey.

4points

#83

What do you call a man with a large black and blue mark on his head?

Bruce.

4points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Bruce Wayne!!!

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#84

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?

Lou.

4points

#85

What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice?

Lulu.

4points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

What do u call a woman who sits on the toilet too many times? Lululululululuuluuul

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#86

What do you call a man who always wears a coat?

Mac.

4points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

And cheese

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#87

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

3points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Rustle my bushes😕

-1point

#88

What do you call a man who is in the dirt in your garden?

Pete.

3points

#89

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a guy with a radio?

Roger.

3points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Roger Tjhat

2points

#90

What do you call a man who has a car license plate tattoo?

Reg.

3points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Reg Istration Number

2points

#91

What do you call a lady who has a radiator for a body?

Anita.

3points

#92

What do you call a woman who stands outside when high winds are blowing?

Gail.

3points

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#93

What do you call a woman who catches fish using her body?

Annette.

3points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Kona means Vag Ina in Latin

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#94

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who works in deceased estates?

Will.

3points

#95

What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?

Neal.

3points

#96

“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”.

3points

#97

"My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav."

3points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Not Fun E ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :--------

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#98

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be their snack.

3points

#99

A boy who smears jam over his body in summer?

Anton.

3points

#100

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

3points

#101

What was the Vegan Metal Bands name?

Plantera.

3points

#102

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone A couple just had their first son, the husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian both wish to have their son's name after their heritage... After much argument, they decided on the name.

Ravi O'Lee.

3points

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#103

Amanda

She is A Man Duhhhhhhhh.

3points

#104

How about this one?

"Your name is Ken? So is your girlfriend's name ...Barbie? Hur Hur Hur".

3points

#105

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Andrew.

Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank account.

3points

#106

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug.

3points

#107

What do you call a woman sitting on a loaf of bread?

Marge.

3points

#108

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman with a breeze on her head?

Gail.

3points

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#109

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren.

3points

#110

What do you call a man with a stamp on his head?

Frank.

3points

#111

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with two coats on his head?

Max.

3points

#112

What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head?

Shelley.

3points

#113

What do you call a man with a wig on his head?

Aaron.

3points

#114

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a coat on his head?

Mac.

3points

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#115

What do you call a man who’s been buried for ten years?

Pete.

3points

#116

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

John.

3points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 5 months ago

Has anyone made it this far?

1point

#117

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a girl with a sunlamp on her head?

Tanya.

3points

#118

What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other, and a pint of Guinness on her head?

Beatrix.

3points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

Already done this card joke

1point

#119

What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other one?

Eilene.

3points

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#120

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman who has legs of equal length?

Nolene.

3points

#121

What do you call an Asian woman who has one leg longer than the other one?

Irene.

3points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

The 50's called, they want their stereotypical Chinese person voice back.

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#122

What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water?

Luke.

3points

#123

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.

2points

Leon Bryan 2 years ago

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0points

#124

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "I'm a new person. I've changed my name and became a vegetarian.
I'm still getting used to it, I wasn't a Herb before."

2points

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Ula Rukaite

Ula is a list curator at Bored Panda, studying fashion design at Solent University. Ula likes to listen to podcasts and read books. Ula is team Edward.

Ula is a list curator at Bored Panda, studying fashion design at Solent University. Ula likes to listen to podcasts and read books. Ula is team Edward.

Marisha Kazaryan

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

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Colin Allcars 2 years ago

False Advertising.

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Jason Marin 2 years ago

How are the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper alike? Both go flying around Uranus looking for Klingons.

2points

Pam Akers 2 years ago (edited)

Most of these puns are what we call "one liners". (Grew up and live in Florida.) signed "BORED Panda"...

1point

Colin Allcars 2 years ago

False Advertising.

3points

Jason Marin 2 years ago

How are the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper alike? Both go flying around Uranus looking for Klingons.

2points

Pam Akers 2 years ago (edited)

Most of these puns are what we call "one liners". (Grew up and live in Florida.) signed "BORED Panda"...

1point

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