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What’s in a name? William Shakespeare asked this question in Romeo and Juliet all the way back in 1597. But in fact, the idea of names and their significance has always existed among humans. In his immortal tragedy, Shakespeare continues to say that names don’t really matter; you may call someone whatever you want, but it won’t change their essence. However, many cultures and traditions will disagree with the great English bard. 

Many ancient societies took naming newborns very seriously. It was believed that the name a child received at birth would define their character traits or even their entire life. Giving them funny names or unusual names wasn’t even an option. These days, some parents are a bit more relaxed and sometimes give their children not the common names everyone is used to but names that sound like something else.   

There is a whole science called onomatology that studies the history of names, where they come from, how they developed with time, and how they can be used. Even though names are pretty special compared to other words, they are words too, which means we can play with them and make name puns. Just remember when you’re making jokes on names to be kind and not hurt other people’s feelings. 

For this article, we have collected some name jokes. Most of them are based on word puns, and although some may fall into the ‘dad jokes’ category, they’ll surely bring a smile to your face. Find your name on the list, and if you happen to know a good name pun, make sure you let us know in the comments below. 

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#1

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone Why do hurricanes get such boring names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee people will be evacuating like rats.

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They name them in alphabetical order, starting with an “A” name at the first of a season. If a hurricane is very destructive it is retired and not used again. It is not long since all tha names were women’s names.

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I asked my grandpa: “After 65 years you still call grandma darling, beautiful and honey. What’s the secret?”

Grandpa: “I forgot her name five years ago and I’m scared to ask her.".

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"I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday."

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am Ruthless."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Captain Villads named his ship "The Ruthless" after his wife Ruth, who sadly... doesn't enjoy sailing.

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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student "What are your parent’s names?" the student replied " My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling" the teacher said " Are you kidding" the student said, “No Kidding is my brother I am Joking.”.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He comes from a line of celebrities... (a reference to the other post about cool names celebrities give their kids)

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"Sometimes people are surprised how I’m named after my dad, but, how would I have been named before him?"

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#7

What's a mountain goat's favorite name?

Cliff.

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#8

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

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#9

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

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#11

Why was the band named "Books"?

So no one would judge them by their covers.

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A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him “Why are you late?” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake” Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him “Why are you late” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake”, The last kid walks in and the teacher says “Why are you late?..and why are you wet?” and the kid says back REMEMBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!

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What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor “How's the baby?” “You had twins” the doctor replied. “Your brother named them,” the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" “He called the girl Denise” “What about the boy,” the woman asked the doctor said “Denephew”.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "So I asked an ouija board for the name of my future wife

What kind of name is hahaha?".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you better be careful at night (whispers) *they're coming for you*

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river?

Adam.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

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I know this isn’t about glue but here’s one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness.

Her name?

Cardi O.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you hear about Cardi's cousin who lived in a really cold country? Well, her name was Cardi Gan! How surprising!

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone A girl lying on a beach?

Sandy.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman with one leg on either side of a river?

Bridgette.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a woman with really, really long legs who successfully managed to do the splits across the river :D

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#21

What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her power bill and phone bill?

Bernadette (Burn a debt).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guys in the shop called me Bernadette because of the size of rizlas I bought

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#22

What breaks when you say it's name?

Silence!

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#23

What do you call a man who likes gardening?

Herb.

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What do you call a lady in a Roman dress?

Sara-toga.

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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AND THEY GET OFF AT SARATOGA FOR THE *FOURTEENTH* TIMEEE A PERSON CAN DEVELOP LA GRIPPE, LA GRIPPE, THE POST NASAL DRIP WITH THE WHEEZES AND THE SNEEZES AND THE SINUS THATS REALLY A PIP (please tell me someone else knows this reference PLEASE)

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a guy who has pencils for fingers?

Mark.

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#26

What do you call a guy named James who smokes e-cigs and works at a prison?

Jim the Juul Man Jailor.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Flop.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve seen one very close to this. But it was Phillipe Phillope.

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#28

What do you call a man who’s not religious?

Godfrey.

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What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?

A Swiss Army wife.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd call her terrifying especially if she starts doing cartwheels

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who has a car above his head?

Jack.

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#31

What do you call a woman who keeps singing Christmas songs?

Carol.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who keeps playing the bagpipes?

Scott.

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#33

What was the name of the king’s extra knight?

Sir Plus.

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What do you call a man who’s always there when you need him?

Andy.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t get this one. And I’ve yelled “ANDY” out loud like 20 times trying to figure it out XD

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#35

What do you call a man who loves travelling long distances?

Miles.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my baby brother's name! My uncle asked what his middle name was and my dad said Kilometers :)

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A man who watches movies from morning to night?

David.

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#37

What is the perfect name for an ambulance?

Nina.

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What do you call a man who always wins?

Victor.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a legal document on his head?

Will.

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#40

What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?

Phil.

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#41

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman who works with cats?

Kitty.

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#42

What do you call a man who always wears 2 coats?

Max.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?

Frank.

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What do you call a man with a map on his head?

Miles.

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#45

What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head while holding a pool cue?

Beatrix Potter.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head?

Cliff.

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What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting?

Chuck.

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#48

My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters. My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.

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What do you call a woman between two goalposts?

Anette.

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#50

What do you call a boy with his hair cut at shoulder length?

Bob.

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#51

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man driving a truck?

Laurie.

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#52

What do you call a man stuffed in a mailbox?

Bill.

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What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head?

Adele.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman with a twig on her head?

Hazel.

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What do you call a man who sits at the door?

Matt.

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What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

Manuel.

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#57

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a crane on his head?

Derek.

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What do you call a man with two pieces of meat on his head?

Mohammed.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man sitting in hot water?

Stew.

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#60

What do you call a man who has a plank on his head?

Edward

What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head?

Edward Wood

What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head?

Edward Woodward

What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head?

I don't know but Edward Woodward would.

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Eat Dirt Crow can f*ck my disabled dead grandma *The rest of this comment has been deleted by the author*

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#61

What do you call a man in shark-infested waters?

Chum.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?

Claude.

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What do you call a woman who has a back like a turtle?

Shell.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a guy who loves exercising?

Jim.

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What do you call 2 guys in a window?

Curt and Rod.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MAYO NEIGHS ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

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#67

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal, and Sealia.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone A Fish is dead who do you call?

Aqua man.

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You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

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What do you call a man with no shins?

Neil.

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What do you call a man on the barbershop floor?

Harry.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What would you name a girl that's a ding a ling?

Isabelle.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omygod that's my friends name :o *covers my mouth*

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#73

"My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name... So I called her Bluff..."

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"If I ever have twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate and the second one Duplikate."

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "I just changed my name and cut my hair! I am no longer Harry."

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#76

What is the most common middle name?

Its Y.

If you don't trust me, verify by asking 10 random people around you.

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My name is Clifford. If I had a nickel every time someone brought up that damned Big Red Dog...

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "My name is Connor and In school, I had a teacher who has a funny accent and pronounced my name as "Corner", boy did it get annoying fast."

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#79

What do you call a woman sitting in a bath of Martini?

Olive.

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What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head?

Carol.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am clicking off this page now so if you think I'm annoying well done 2 U

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a piece of meat on his head?

Hahmed.

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What do you call a man that sleeps outside on the lawn?

Dewey.

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What do you call a man with a large black and blue mark on his head?

Bruce.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?

Lou.

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What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice?

Lulu.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do u call a woman who sits on the toilet too many times? Lululululululuuluuul

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#86

What do you call a man who always wears a coat?

Mac.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a man who is in the dirt in your garden?

Pete.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a guy with a radio?

Roger.

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#90

What do you call a man who has a car license plate tattoo?

Reg.

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#91

What do you call a lady who has a radiator for a body?

Anita.

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What do you call a woman who stands outside when high winds are blowing?

Gail.

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What do you call a woman who catches fish using her body?

Annette.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man who works in deceased estates?

Will.

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What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?

Neal.

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“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”.

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#97

"My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not Fun E ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :--------

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#98

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be their snack.

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#99

A boy who smears jam over his body in summer?

Anton.

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#100

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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#101

What was the Vegan Metal Bands name?

Plantera.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone A couple just had their first son, the husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian both wish to have their son's name after their heritage... After much argument, they decided on the name.

Ravi O'Lee.

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#103

Amanda

She is A Man Duhhhhhhhh.

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#104

How about this one?

"Your name is Ken? So is your girlfriend's name ...Barbie? Hur Hur Hur".

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#105

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Andrew.

Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank account.

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#106

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug.

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#107

What do you call a woman sitting on a loaf of bread?

Marge.

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#108

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman with a breeze on her head?

Gail.

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#109

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren.

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#110

What do you call a man with a stamp on his head?

Frank.

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#111

Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with two coats on his head?

Max.

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#112

What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head?

Shelley.

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#113

What do you call a man with a wig on his head?

Aaron.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a man with a coat on his head?

Mac.

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#115

What do you call a man who’s been buried for ten years?

Pete.

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#116

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

John.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a girl with a sunlamp on her head?

Tanya.

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What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other, and a pint of Guinness on her head?

Beatrix.

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#119

What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other one?

Eilene.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone What do you call a woman who has legs of equal length?

Nolene.

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What do you call an Asian woman who has one leg longer than the other one?

Irene.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 50's called, they want their stereotypical Chinese person voice back.

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#122

What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water?

Luke.

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#123

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.

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Whatever Your Name Is, We Have Collected Name Jokes For Everyone "I'm a new person. I've changed my name and became a vegetarian.
I'm still getting used to it, I wasn't a Herb before."

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