This is not superstition, it's smart! Keep them on your side.

As a Canadian, I can appreciate and say that I also do this!

I kind of talk to my computer like you would a pet if it's being a good boy.

...my brother usually insults Siri... Brb ima go apologize for him real quick and maybe she’ll spare me!

I just say it to be nice

I do the same thing ;)

I don't let any of them in or near my house.

i would curse them out :D i-

Courtesy costs nothing.

I always try to be nice to my laptop and phone for this reason lol

Thank gosh I'm not the only one!! LOL!

Same

I do it too

I do it out of habit, but that a good benefit.

My mom does that

I saw a little old man in public do this. Asked Siri a question and then pushed the button and said thank you Siri. It was great

I do this, my mum swears at her so I apologise on her behalf!

If I don't say thank you to my Google assistant it will literally turn off my alarm lol

I DO THIS WITH MY GOOGLE!!!

Maybe I should start doing that more often

Me too.

I caught my significant other saying thank you to Alexa one day and when she didn't respond he looked all sad for a minute then said "Fine! F*ck you! Last time I'm being nice." He doesn't use it very often lol.

We do this because we are English and trying to keep the tradition of manners alive with our children!

It's "when," not "if."

I do the same!

If my pets sneeze, I bless them.

I go by 5's - don't ask why, 'cause I dunno.

My mother told me this one too.

That's not superstition - anything outside the borders of the bed IS fair game.

I used to do this until I realized my steak was better when it wasn't cold yet

This is not superstition. Lightning can travel through plumbing. Wouldn't be the first time.

Oddly, every day I happen to look at the clock at exactly 12:34. I see it every day.

When I was 10 I went to the beach with a friend and her family. She had the superstition that you hold your breath going over a bridge or through a tunnel. We rapidly expanded the superstition to include "when passing cemeteries" and a bunch of other random stuff. Eventually, her increasingly annoyed dad told us we had to hold our breath every time we saw a tree (we were traveling through the mountains of western North Carolina).

Well, it was someone in her close circle, that's for sure

I used to so do the same and if I felt like I showed too much attention to one then I had to have one on ones with all of them.

And what happens if you don't?

Why did I read the last sentence in Phoebe's voice?? lol

'My knock will find its wood' - that's oddly wholesome

At 6 years old???

I literally jyst taught my kids this about a week ago.

I like this one!

Cool! I haven’t heard of this one before!

No more dip for you!

I would too 😂 I’m a scaredy-cat!

I never look ahead on a calender so the picture for the months is a "surprise" if I have to write something for the next month I just slide the page up so I can't peek

omg i do this too

That escalated quickly

Schroedingers Jack

I do the same thing.

Athletes and coaches are some of the most superstitious people.

This is probably related to "if I keep my feet under the covers, monsters won't be able to grab me"

Wow!

But what if there are five?