Hiliarious!

What happens in Fenway stays in Fenway

Oh lord

In my school we had the Thompson family-- 8 kids. A lot of them were in the school band, and our band director would just call them by their number. Peter was 7. Eileen was 8. He joked that he would retire after they all graduate. Sure enough, Eileen graduated from high school, and our band director retired.

She's teaching. You found a way to speak in a public manner and fill time while keeping your audience engaged. Public Speaking 101.

Talking about leaving a mark in life and also in people

That's also what it's like to have kids.

Said to a group of empty seats.

Awesome

And the students never noticed!

“Secret.. agent man!”

That a little morbid. She has unresolved issues.

That's how Childish Gambino got his name.

Lol

more like #MyTeacherIsAwesome.

....motherf*Ocker (who remembers the parrot on a little train? :-))

Hahahahah

I had a teacher who used to do that same thing but with his prosthetic leg

Is it just me or is that something that should be on YouTube?

haha.. Thats a good one!

I concur!

Same school as the teacher with the glass eye?

How did he get into a 10th grade English class?

My new spirit animal

same

I laughed during history for this!

Lol

We need someone to flip our burgers.

Did you?

That's when you opt for a nickname....

My bio teacher calls them celebrations of knowledge. First time we had one I thought it was going to be a party.

She said this to 4th grade kids LOL!

That's honestly why some people go to the bathroom, just to get out of class.

This would definitely work on me

Subtle

Please tell me you all threw her a party when it finally came through!

This is only funny if he compensated for the Mars he ruined.

I would do the same.

I wish

Awwww....

That happened during an accounting final. I went up to the professor and asked what a certain term met and I heard her say "C**p" under her breath as she stood up and announced to everyone to take their pencils and put a line through question 21, that she'd forgotten to go over that in class and that everyone would get automatic credit for it. I saw so many relieved faces.

This one's quiet easy. Make a simple equation of your class' thermostat-temperature. Easiest extra credit ever.

Our high school rugby team were known as partiers. The coach tried endlessly to find out who the drinkers were. So one road trip, he asked two of his trusted straight and sober players to make a list of names of players that were illegally partaking in alcohol. Monday morning and the team showed up with a new haircut. The right side of their heads had the hair shaved off in a line over their ears. When the coach asked who the drinkers were, they said "look for the shaved heads." It seems when these player were drunk and passed out on the floor, the honest players shaved their hair as they slept. Oopsie!

My phylosophy professor cried in sadness because we will vote

My dads chem teacher started the first day by saying his name, what class it was, then yelling “Get down” as he blew up a beaker. Then stood back up and repeated the whole thing. (He was behind blast shields)

That's useful and made you actually learn some new words and use the dictionary while having fun

Jesus, by the time you graduate, I'll be in my mid-30s, world-weary, jaded, and... oh wait, I've been like that since I left school.

If they are really fresh and you add a little salt they are a good snack

At least he didn't do it with the Blue Steel stare

shh, don't tell her.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I think we all do...

To be fair, it is a little odd. Is it 'Holly-n', or 'Hol-lyn'?

That's so awful!

My driver's ed teacher used to answer the phone according to a popular Yellow Pages ad on tv at the time. "Tippie's Canoes..Tyler Speaking" "Franks Mule Farm..which a*s do you want to speak to."

WTF did I just read?

nobody told him that they already found penicillin.

My spanish techer could never remember the word Hedghog.. he called them Hoghedges... :)