What a legend

I am assuming NONE were ever 'teacher's pet'

Field trip! If only!

Well, I like her sense of humor!

Rude..

Weird, wise, or frustrated? They never knew.

...Your professor is cool!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Mohamed_clock_incident

bahahahahah

He should have brought in a fake finger one time and said it regenerated. :-)

...Which is true.

You're free now Dobby.

It's more like indirectly telling the kids not to wear drooping pants that leaves their underwear exposed to the public

God dammit. It took me way too long to find out what he/she meant by loan. I hate it when good jokes are ruined by bad grammar.

Wouldn't everybody stop doing their homework?

I love this absurdity!

Arg! That must have been juat horrible. Funny to read, though.

apply cold water to burned area

...I want to see how he do it. Must've been funny.

My middle school science teacher takes blood samples from his pets for class experiments *shrugs*

...Oh no! Ahahahaha!

Introduction to storm troopers 101

I would totally do that too

You are weird.

aww that's sweet of her

Maybe meth.

A bit creepy

Efficiency!

...At least the weirdness paid off.

lol testes

Wow

Wtf?

...under what circumstances was this pun applicable i am curious

Actually, all things considered, this isn't a bad approach... People with that kind of humor feed off of people's responses. If you go along with it instead they don't know how to respond ^u^

Lol that's hilarious

I needed a teacher like that in 7th grade. Would be truly creepy now if it was my boss.

that's actually kinda cute

canaine pee LOL :D

That's punny ^_^

one word...... C.R.A.Z.Y!!

My friend claimed that in high school he wrote a recipe for pancakes in the middle of the essay and got 4 (good grade)

Their training doesn't teach them to handle high levels of stupid

...At least she asks for opinions.

i like big butts and i can not lie

eeeewwwww!!!

...Habits.

That's great haha! I had a voicemail thing like that many years ago. My music tutor thought it was hilarious

But she's a nun lol

i think these tweets were supposed to be real, not part of some stand up routine.

Hahaha , oh, probably the only situation Jesus really helps you to pass the test!

Where do you see yourself in the future? Me- Uh -thinks back to tweet-

teachers

little ball of fur kitty...

I guess he was the butt of a lot of jokes...

...Ahahahaha! Cool teacher though.

My teacher used to take shoes from students if they misbehaved or asked for a pencil.

We had eight people in the class so we just B.S.ed and when someone entered we talked about paradiddles.

u need Jesus

And what? This is not weird, this is enjoying your life and taking opportunities.