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People do some dumb stuff sometimes and have dumb moments from time to time and sometimes people get dumb prizes for their dumb choices. So, share your dumb and maybe funny stories with us.
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#1
Teenage Me Had A Hive And Decided That The Best Way To Stop The Itching Was To Cut Out The Hive
Final score:
19points
#2
I Tried To Commit Soy Sauce When I Was Three
Final score:
15points
E2U&U2 (Submission author) 2 years ago
The story is (I was too young to remember) I was 3 years old and upset about something. I grabbed a knife and yelled, "I'm going to commit soy sauce!" And stabbed myself violently in the wrist. They say time heals all wounds. I guess it's true, or at least the wounds fade and melt into the wrinkles and ravages of time, so they are no longer noticeable. When I was young, the scar was an angry, puckery welt, very noticeable, and people would ask about it. Today I had to look to see if it was even still there.
#3
Not That Visible But There's A Scar On My Thumb I Got When I Spilled Hot Caramel While Making A Ginger House
Final score:
14points
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
I have a scar from a molten sugar burn too. On my right index finger. It took forever to heal! I was making English toffee.
#4
Playing With A Pair Of Secateurs As A Child And My Friend Snipped My Finger With Them
Final score:
14points
#5
Accidentally Stabbed Myself With A Pencil In 5th Grade
Final score:
14points
Karin Johansson 2 years ago
Why is this so common? Guess we don’t have to worry about pencils in school any more.
#6
My Tattoo, Courtesy Of An Uncapped Fountain Pen In A Flimsy Pencil Case Thrown At Me By Mindy Basran, Aged 10
Final score:
12points
#7
My Left Ring Finger. Probably 8, Cutting A Papaya. Using My Hand As A Cutting Board
Final score:
10points
#8
These Two On My Leg That I Got Almost Exactly A Year Apart At Summer Camp, Same Place, Dropping A Power Tool On The Same Spot On My Leg
Final score:
10points
#9
My Chin. Fell On Side Of Bathtub At 3. Tripped On Sidewalk At 6. Bike Wreck At 12
Final score:
10points
#10
That Tiny Pit, I Had A Small Wart That I Picked Off With A Needle
Final score:
9points
#11
My Sister Gave Me This After Using A Crayon! Back Of My Hand. Not Super Visible, But It's There
Final score:
9points
#12
Walked Dogs Wearing Sneakers Then Hit Black Ice. Broke Elbow
Final score:
9points
#13
Being Superman
I was about 5 when, after watching A Superman cartoon I tied a towel around my neck and went to our front door. I stood in front of our glass storm door and declared, "You can’t make a deal with the man of steel!", then punched the glass as hard as I could. Flying glass gashed the inside of my forearm. That was 53 years ago.
Final score:
9points
#14
This Is From Holding Something I Was Forcibly Trying To Open With A Phillips Screwdriver
Final score:
8points
#15
I Pierced My Own Lip When I Was 15 - Basically Looks Like A Big Hole When I Purse My Lips
Final score:
8points
#16
My Whole Knee Is One Fading Scar, That's What The Bumps Are, But The Big Scar Is When I Tripped, On A Rock, In The River
Final score:
7points
#17
Carrot Chaos! I Peeled A Carrot By Slicing The Damn Vegetable Towards Me Instead Of Away
Final score:
7points
#18
Got This When I Was 7 Years Old, Don't Know What I'm Doing But I'm Peeling A Stick With A Blade
Final score:
7points
#19
Scratched My Hand On The Corner Of The Doghouse When I Was 12, It Didn't Even Bleed
Final score:
6points
#20
The Bottom One Is When I Tore Open A Mosquito Bite That Was Bugging Be, And The Top Was Made With A Pencil. Only It Was A Dull Pencil That I Rubbed Against My Hand
Final score:
5points
#21
Bad Anxiet
Final score:
5points
Ninetails Lover (Submission author) 2 years ago
Sorry for the title, bad internet. My story is that I ripped myself apart basically because of my bad anxiety
#22
I Told F.c. That I Did Not Like Her, She Grabbed My Hand With Her Fingernails And Screamed, "I Hate You Forever!"
Final score:
5points
#23
Maturity Is Underrated
Final score:
4points
Amy Mo (Submission author) 2 years ago
Hi all! Enjoyed a Miami Dolphins game so much that the party continued at my parents home. It was a nice windy day so I decided to fly a kite in their backyard which was half brick pavers and pool. Our chocolate lab was chasing me, lots of laughs until I trip over air. Stood up, saw my wrist was bent (like a step) and went to find my Ma. She wasn’t too happy, mostly because I was 28 and utterly shite-faced. The ER loved it lol. That little white dash is one of three places they had to insert pins. Didn’t feel a thing.
#24
I Was Climbing A Dead Tree And The Branch I Was Standing On Broke Under My Foot And Cut My Leg As I Fell
Final score:
4points
#25
Kinda Hard To See But I Fell On A Thumbtack As A Baby And It's Still There After Fifteen Yrs
Final score:
4points
spooky bisexual Queen (Submission author) 2 years ago
i meant twelve but my auto correct thought it was spelt wrong😑
#26
Forty-Odd Years Ago, A Branch I Was Trying To Cut Was Too Bouncy, So I Grabbed On To Steady It. Then The Chainsaw Bounced Off The Branch And Onto My Knuckle
Final score:
3points
Khavrinen (Submission author) 2 years ago
The funny part was, because my Dad was using the "big" chainsaw to cut down the trees that I was cutting branches off of, he couldn't hear me trying to tell him I'd cut myself, so I asked my friend ( who was there playing "sidewalk superintendent" ) to go tell him, while I went inside to wash/disinfect/bandage, etc. Somehow, "James cut his hand" morphed into "James cut his hand OFF", so my Dad comes running into the house, absolutely FREAKED OUT, to find me running cold water over a couple of cuts less than an inch long, completely mystified as to why he's so panicked.
#27
I Fell Out Of A Tree Trying To Grab A Cool Leaf When I Was 5
Final score:
3points
#28
I Stuffed My Hand In A Pipe For Tennis Balls And Sliced Around My Hand On The Aluminium Edge
Final score:
2points
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What do you think ?
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
My broken arm scar hides 9 screws and a titanium plate. How'd I get it? Tripped over a cat and bounced into the teak table edge. Three years later, the scar looks like I just had surgery yesterday.
Kona 2 years ago
years back my dad was at camp playing frisbee, and he tripped over one of those tent stake things and fell on this big rock thing and ended up breaking his ribs and bruising his lung :,)
Load More Replies... Khara Mei 2 years ago (edited)
Scar on the back of my finger where me and a school mate were playing and I accidentally whapped my hand across her watch. One of those fashionable in the late 90s Baby G ones. Blood running down hand and clear to this day pale scar, from the decoration on a friend's trendy watch.
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
My broken arm scar hides 9 screws and a titanium plate. How'd I get it? Tripped over a cat and bounced into the teak table edge. Three years later, the scar looks like I just had surgery yesterday.
Kona 2 years ago
years back my dad was at camp playing frisbee, and he tripped over one of those tent stake things and fell on this big rock thing and ended up breaking his ribs and bruising his lung :,)
Load More Replies... Khara Mei 2 years ago (edited)
Scar on the back of my finger where me and a school mate were playing and I accidentally whapped my hand across her watch. One of those fashionable in the late 90s Baby G ones. Blood running down hand and clear to this day pale scar, from the decoration on a friend's trendy watch.
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