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My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

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Matt Benedetto checking in – the internet’s favorite unnecessary inventor, with my newest inventions that solve problems that don’t really exist. You may find any one of these inventions possibly useful but I can guarantee they are entirely unnecessary. I have spent the past few weeks carefully crafting each invention from my design studio in Burlington Vermont!

No one was asking for these inventions to be created, but I have taken it upon myself to bring these creations to life – whether you like it or not. Now tell me what would your Unnecessary Invention be if you were in charge (which you aren’t).

Be sure to to check out my previous posts on Bored Panda here and here to really see how much of a genius I am.

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Avocado On A Stick™️

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Every millennial loves avocado toast!

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Now make your favorite snack faster than ever at home or on the go…on a stick!

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

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Save time every morning with your favorite breakfast meal

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

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FingerTrack™️

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

These days your fingers need to make it through a full day texting on your smartphone so it’s more important than ever to get a true full body work out. Build muscle and burn calories in your fingers so they are ready to go any time!

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

The Century Charger™️

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

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Meet this revolutionary 100 foot long iPhone Lightning Charging Cable. Whether you are wandering around your house, heading to your neighbors, or just taking care of business – just take a few minutes each day untangling any knots to be charging anywhere and everywhere.

Cuisine Curtain™️

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

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Enjoy your 5-star meal in complete privacy.

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Attach this personal curtain to your nose to cover your mouth during any meal and never worry about chewing with your mouth open.

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Quickly slide it open during conversation or a phone call with ease.

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

The FingerBeanies™️

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

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Get rid of those cold fingertips when you are out and about!

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Slip one of these cozy beanies over each finger and avoid dangerous frostbite.

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My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Hide-A-Jack™️

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

You no longer need to be embarrassed when using your older model smartphone that clearly still has a headphone jack.

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

This handy keychain slides directly in to discretely hide it when you just want to just feel like everyone else with an iPhone X.

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

StickyKicks™️

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Stand your ground whether you are stuck in a hurricane, holding your place in a crowd, or just not doing anywhere anytime soon!

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My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

These suction cup platforms attach to any one of your favorite shoes. Kick those sticky situations goodbye!

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

The BurritoTrough

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Whether you are on the go or having a lazy day, quickly and easily fill up on your favorite Mexican meal.

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

Enjoy a delicious burrito hands-free! Don’t forget the Guac!

My Newest Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

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Matty Benedetto

My name is Matty and I am the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions! I create and designs products that solve problems that don't actually exist.

My name is Matty and I am the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions! I create and designs products that solve problems that don't actually exist.

What do you think ?

BroadwayBound 5 years ago

Only a monster eats a burrito from the side like that

51points

Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

You’re hurting the monsters’ feelings. Lochness is crying! Don’t compare these innocent beasts to something so foul.

27points

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Doober 5 years ago

Justin Bieber

4points

Something 5 years ago

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0points

Šimon Špaček 5 years ago

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

What I love about all of your posts is that look of determination on your face. As if you're saying, "we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Either way, we are going to be using the burrito trough."

41points

Molly Universe 5 years ago

OMG

5points

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Alia G. 5 years ago

The avocado stick looks like something I'd buy honestly. Like something from one of those buzzfeed articles "20 products that'll change your life"

37points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Yeah I’d buy that too.

10points

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Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

I’m not an avacado fan (never actually ate one oops!) but if I were, I’d probably end up just... eating the stick... just eating it all. Without bread. Or anything. NOMP!

3points

Lyop 5 years ago

Same!!

0points

Eagle Girl 5 years ago

I was thinking if herbs like basil come in a tube why couldn't you do it with avocado?

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

I live in California where avocados grow on trees...

0points

Thundor Fox 5 years ago

Actually, the Century Charger sounds really useful

11points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)

much better than the days of landline phones with spiral cords always getting tangled...and never being long enough! yeah, i know it's not really available

4points

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Bobbi Newell 5 years ago

I used to wear finger beanies as a kid. Oh wait, they were black olives. Nevermind...

8points

ゾーイドレーガー 5 years ago

i love the finger beanies so much i'm gonna buy them

8points

earringnut 5 years ago

Don't forget the finger sweat bands in the treadmill pic.

7points

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Laana 5 years ago

Beautiful eyes 😊

7points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

Only two percent of the world's population has green eyes. Me included.

0points

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Christina Sersif 5 years ago

The avocado stick actually sounds like a great idea

7points

Valinka 5 years ago

The guy's face is priceless :)

6points

Alexandra 5 years ago

YASSSS THOSE PLUNGER SHOEESSSSS

6points

Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

Perfect for cleaning the ceiling! 3F64139F-A...090e9.jpeg

11points

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frank0ys 5 years ago

...I will definitely get and use those finger beanies!

4points

Lauren Kaufmann 5 years ago

The avocado on a stick is innovative, turn everything into avocado toast etc.

4points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

I don’t see how the long phone charger is a bad thing lol. I’d kill someone for a charger that long.

4points

Letitia Hedding 5 years ago

some of these could actually be really handy to have

3points

misteriosa 5 years ago

The Century Charger is something I'd need 😍

3points

Care 5 years ago

I need to buy the cuisine curtain for my boyfriend's brother lol

3points

QueenOlive 5 years ago

I want all of these

3points

ember avery 5 years ago

i need finger beanies for my toes since they always cold

2points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

I liked the last set of inventions, particularly because he made the 'finglonger' from futurama XD

1point

Dancer_Thing 5 years ago

Omg these are really funny if they were real and people could by them then...XD

1point

rachel_s89 5 years ago

You need to sell or pitch your ideas to Archie McPhee out in Seattle. They've been making novelty and gag gifts like these for years and would fit right into their inventory catalog!

1point

Aileen 5 years ago

What I love about all of the photos is that instead of looking way too happy like the people in normal commercial photos, your face is always so deadpan!😂

1point

Elisabeth Bergbom 5 years ago

These are all hilarious, my favorite one is the cuisine curtain though!!

1point

Maggie 5 years ago

How awesome are the green eyes tho..

1point

Raquel Bacardi 5 years ago

Seriously

0points

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Nitro 5 years ago

Honestly, I would pay good money for the Fingerbeanies.

1point

Dragon_knight56 5 years ago

I'd buy some of these...

1point

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago (edited)

If you've ever had Reynaud's Syndrome you'd KILL for those finger beanies!

1point

Péter Rózsahegyi 5 years ago

You have too much time with that 3D printer :))) The Avocado On A Stick™️ is not that useless... :)

1point

Mad Mar 5 years ago

I love all these. Contact Archie McPhees.

1point

Symone Edwards Saulnier 5 years ago

Where can I buy these, I need them in my life

1point

Purple Space Cow 5 years ago

I'd use a lot of these.

1point

Kaleigh 5 years ago

wierd but I like it. I think I would take this everywhere becuase it would help me with my alvocado toast.

1point

Matthew Hignite 5 years ago

the guy in the pictures looks pissed

1point

Wanda Queen 5 years ago

Cute!

1point

Pippalalala 5 years ago

I need those FingerBeanies! I always got cold fingertips.

1point

lyra vincent 5 years ago

I would actually buy the super long charger cable...like...who needs a portable charger?

1point

Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

The finger track would be very useful for... certain kinds of people ;). And the fingerbeanies? Exquisite! Very good. Very good.

1point

✎Kinda_Scarlett 5 years ago

Oml I am loving these inventions. I think that these are my favourite inventions yet! Keep them coming ^^

1point

SaltyFØxx 4 years ago

i would and will buy the StickyKicks™️. As the quiet art girl in school, i get bumped into a lot.

0points

Damsel in the Dark 4 years ago

i would buy anything from this list. Except for the Cuisine Curtain

0points

Funtime Foxy 4 years ago

I wish my iPad had a headphone jack because I have a really nice pair of earbuds and they aren't wireless, so I use bulky Bluetooth headphones. VALUE THOSE HEADPHONE JACKS BECAUSE AIR PODS ARE THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING WIRELESS EARBUDS AND THEY ARE EXPENSIVE!

0points

Jeff Alberts 5 years ago

You forgot wind turbines.

0points

Alyse 5 years ago

I actually like the hide-a-jack, you could use it as a phone stand, or a bottle opener

0points

Penny Martin 5 years ago

His eyes! I cant even.......

0points

Sorina Ioana 5 years ago

His eyes are so pretty

0points

ravina nimje 5 years ago

We need that 100 foot long charging cord.

0points

Andy boi 5 years ago

My mom would make good use of the avocado on a stick-

0points

mild anxiety! at the disco 5 years ago

The finger beanies are actually a good idea tho!! Also his eyes are a stunning color

0points

Eagle Girl 5 years ago

Must Have Finger Beanies!!!

0points

QueenOlive 5 years ago

Is there a place where I can actually buy these? I'd pay lots…

0points

Addison 5 years ago

The avo on a stick looks and would be f****n gross! It wouldn't even have the taste of it cause it needs the seed to to keep it the way it is.

0points

ivan bolitekurac 5 years ago

That cable needs to be longer

0points

Stephanie Bladyak 5 years ago

Need finger sneakers for the finger treadmill.

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

I prefer it fresh avocado on toast, this stick look Yeeeerk

0points

Shadow 5 years ago

I want the finger beanys

0points

Mariana Pinto 5 years ago

I love your posts!

0points

A E 5 years ago

omg... i LOOOOOOVE this series!!!!!!!!!! gimme more!

0points

BrokenFlame 5 years ago

i would totally buy avocado on a stick!

0points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

great for burritos!

0points

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camena 5 years ago

tis' truly genuis.

0points

Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 5 years ago

Thank god there are fake products... they are fake, right?

-1point

okpkpkp 5 years ago

No one puts rice in a burrito. No one.

-2points

GalaxyMoo 5 years ago

It's the constipated guy again

-3points

Grace Wiebe 5 years ago

Somebody has way too much money & time on his hands.

-3points

Russian Otaku 5 years ago

Ruining bread with avocado should be a crime

-3points

Lingon 5 years ago

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GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

Anytime I'd breastfeed any of children if I saw some a$$&@/3 roll his eyes I'd make a point to sit RIGHT NEXT to him. I'd whip that breast out and loved seeing their face get redder and redder as my child would make that, "Nom, mom, nom" sound. Lol

5points

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Alia Nichole Marie Ahumada Washington 5 years ago

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BroadwayBound 5 years ago

Only a monster eats a burrito from the side like that

51points

Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

You’re hurting the monsters’ feelings. Lochness is crying! Don’t compare these innocent beasts to something so foul.

27points

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Doober 5 years ago

Justin Bieber

4points

Something 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Šimon Špaček 5 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

What I love about all of your posts is that look of determination on your face. As if you're saying, "we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Either way, we are going to be using the burrito trough."

41points

Molly Universe 5 years ago

OMG

5points

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Alia G. 5 years ago

The avocado stick looks like something I'd buy honestly. Like something from one of those buzzfeed articles "20 products that'll change your life"

37points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Yeah I’d buy that too.

10points

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Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

I’m not an avacado fan (never actually ate one oops!) but if I were, I’d probably end up just... eating the stick... just eating it all. Without bread. Or anything. NOMP!

3points

Lyop 5 years ago

Same!!

0points

Eagle Girl 5 years ago

I was thinking if herbs like basil come in a tube why couldn't you do it with avocado?

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

I live in California where avocados grow on trees...

0points

Thundor Fox 5 years ago

Actually, the Century Charger sounds really useful

11points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)

much better than the days of landline phones with spiral cords always getting tangled...and never being long enough! yeah, i know it's not really available

4points

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Bobbi Newell 5 years ago

I used to wear finger beanies as a kid. Oh wait, they were black olives. Nevermind...

8points

ゾーイドレーガー 5 years ago

i love the finger beanies so much i'm gonna buy them

8points

earringnut 5 years ago

Don't forget the finger sweat bands in the treadmill pic.

7points

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Laana 5 years ago

Beautiful eyes 😊

7points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

Only two percent of the world's population has green eyes. Me included.

0points

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Christina Sersif 5 years ago

The avocado stick actually sounds like a great idea

7points

Valinka 5 years ago

The guy's face is priceless :)

6points

Alexandra 5 years ago

YASSSS THOSE PLUNGER SHOEESSSSS

6points

Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

Perfect for cleaning the ceiling! 3F64139F-A...090e9.jpeg

11points

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frank0ys 5 years ago

...I will definitely get and use those finger beanies!

4points

Lauren Kaufmann 5 years ago

The avocado on a stick is innovative, turn everything into avocado toast etc.

4points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

I don’t see how the long phone charger is a bad thing lol. I’d kill someone for a charger that long.

4points

Letitia Hedding 5 years ago

some of these could actually be really handy to have

3points

misteriosa 5 years ago

The Century Charger is something I'd need 😍

3points

Care 5 years ago

I need to buy the cuisine curtain for my boyfriend's brother lol

3points

QueenOlive 5 years ago

I want all of these

3points

ember avery 5 years ago

i need finger beanies for my toes since they always cold

2points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

I liked the last set of inventions, particularly because he made the 'finglonger' from futurama XD

1point

Dancer_Thing 5 years ago

Omg these are really funny if they were real and people could by them then...XD

1point

rachel_s89 5 years ago

You need to sell or pitch your ideas to Archie McPhee out in Seattle. They've been making novelty and gag gifts like these for years and would fit right into their inventory catalog!

1point

Aileen 5 years ago

What I love about all of the photos is that instead of looking way too happy like the people in normal commercial photos, your face is always so deadpan!😂

1point

Elisabeth Bergbom 5 years ago

These are all hilarious, my favorite one is the cuisine curtain though!!

1point

Maggie 5 years ago

How awesome are the green eyes tho..

1point

Raquel Bacardi 5 years ago

Seriously

0points

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Nitro 5 years ago

Honestly, I would pay good money for the Fingerbeanies.

1point

Dragon_knight56 5 years ago

I'd buy some of these...

1point

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago (edited)

If you've ever had Reynaud's Syndrome you'd KILL for those finger beanies!

1point

Péter Rózsahegyi 5 years ago

You have too much time with that 3D printer :))) The Avocado On A Stick™️ is not that useless... :)

1point

Mad Mar 5 years ago

I love all these. Contact Archie McPhees.

1point

Symone Edwards Saulnier 5 years ago

Where can I buy these, I need them in my life

1point

Purple Space Cow 5 years ago

I'd use a lot of these.

1point

Kaleigh 5 years ago

wierd but I like it. I think I would take this everywhere becuase it would help me with my alvocado toast.

1point

Matthew Hignite 5 years ago

the guy in the pictures looks pissed

1point

Wanda Queen 5 years ago

Cute!

1point

Pippalalala 5 years ago

I need those FingerBeanies! I always got cold fingertips.

1point

lyra vincent 5 years ago

I would actually buy the super long charger cable...like...who needs a portable charger?

1point

Reilly Beryll 5 years ago

The finger track would be very useful for... certain kinds of people ;). And the fingerbeanies? Exquisite! Very good. Very good.

1point

✎Kinda_Scarlett 5 years ago

Oml I am loving these inventions. I think that these are my favourite inventions yet! Keep them coming ^^

1point

SaltyFØxx 4 years ago

i would and will buy the StickyKicks™️. As the quiet art girl in school, i get bumped into a lot.

0points

Damsel in the Dark 4 years ago

i would buy anything from this list. Except for the Cuisine Curtain

0points

Funtime Foxy 4 years ago

I wish my iPad had a headphone jack because I have a really nice pair of earbuds and they aren't wireless, so I use bulky Bluetooth headphones. VALUE THOSE HEADPHONE JACKS BECAUSE AIR PODS ARE THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING WIRELESS EARBUDS AND THEY ARE EXPENSIVE!

0points

Jeff Alberts 5 years ago

You forgot wind turbines.

0points

Alyse 5 years ago

I actually like the hide-a-jack, you could use it as a phone stand, or a bottle opener

0points

Penny Martin 5 years ago

His eyes! I cant even.......

0points

Sorina Ioana 5 years ago

His eyes are so pretty

0points

ravina nimje 5 years ago

We need that 100 foot long charging cord.

0points

Andy boi 5 years ago

My mom would make good use of the avocado on a stick-

0points

mild anxiety! at the disco 5 years ago

The finger beanies are actually a good idea tho!! Also his eyes are a stunning color

0points

Eagle Girl 5 years ago

Must Have Finger Beanies!!!

0points

QueenOlive 5 years ago

Is there a place where I can actually buy these? I'd pay lots…

0points

Addison 5 years ago

The avo on a stick looks and would be f****n gross! It wouldn't even have the taste of it cause it needs the seed to to keep it the way it is.

0points

ivan bolitekurac 5 years ago

That cable needs to be longer

0points

Stephanie Bladyak 5 years ago

Need finger sneakers for the finger treadmill.

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

I prefer it fresh avocado on toast, this stick look Yeeeerk

0points

Shadow 5 years ago

I want the finger beanys

0points

Mariana Pinto 5 years ago

I love your posts!

0points

A E 5 years ago

omg... i LOOOOOOVE this series!!!!!!!!!! gimme more!

0points

BrokenFlame 5 years ago

i would totally buy avocado on a stick!

0points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

great for burritos!

0points

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camena 5 years ago

tis' truly genuis.

0points

Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 5 years ago

Thank god there are fake products... they are fake, right?

-1point

okpkpkp 5 years ago

No one puts rice in a burrito. No one.

-2points

GalaxyMoo 5 years ago

It's the constipated guy again

-3points

Grace Wiebe 5 years ago

Somebody has way too much money & time on his hands.

-3points

Russian Otaku 5 years ago

Ruining bread with avocado should be a crime

-3points

Lingon 5 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

Anytime I'd breastfeed any of children if I saw some a$$&@/3 roll his eyes I'd make a point to sit RIGHT NEXT to him. I'd whip that breast out and loved seeing their face get redder and redder as my child would make that, "Nom, mom, nom" sound. Lol

5points

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Alia Nichole Marie Ahumada Washington 5 years ago

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