John Barlow is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve

hope so. well little velveeta and ricotta can hang out in the dairy aisle together

I kinda like the rhythm of "Tortilla Velveeta Ricotta."

How about "Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food Substitute?"

He missed Chlamydia.

The only okay one in his list is tony

🎵 TORTILLA, VELVEETA, OOOOOOOOOO I WANNA TAKE YA 🎶🎶

Wait...you mean Tony isn't a good name choice for my theoretical daughter? Damn.

Either that, or he's very hungry!😅

"These are my kids, *some random a*s names*, and tony"

Oh drat, I rather like Apache

Okay but I so like Nebula. An Italian friend on YouTube has a doppelgänger cat exactly like my kitty with that name.

I take it that "taking the p**s" means trolling?

Yes! But I bet most didn't click on 😆

Bermuda, Bahama, Iago, Contigo, Cocomo...

Sounds like he could be calling the role in one of the classes at my work

Agreed.

Yes, ughhh ..."Tony"

You're so clever

lets hope

😂was just about to say that. His was hilarious

Velveeta? Definitely lol

McBraxton though

It's Facebook - it's 50/50.

John Barlow is a ledge 😂😂😂😂

Yes 🤣🤣🤣

Definitely. 😆

Gonna take his advice and go with Velveeta for my first child 👌🤣🤣🤣

Isn't Brie real name anyway?

Is that the Spanish pronunciation with the LL as a Y, or just L? Asking for a friend.

Tortuga means turtle in Portuguese and Spanish

i think the Pokemon is spelled Tirtouga, but its pronounced tortuga

Tortuga is where Capt Jack Sparrow got a crew

Island off the coast of Haiti

yea idk ngl. Some of the names there were pretty normal

Stilton for a boy though