She's actually now, Leaf Mi Alowyn.

Ok Elon

John Barlow is taking the p**s, I think.

A common Greek name is Calliope and Carousell is an equally pretty name (unique spelling notwithstanding). What is wrong here is the old school s**t shaming. It is wrong to imply she has many lovers, and it is wrong to say that having many lovers is unacceptable for a woman when it is celebrated for men.

How paenpfull.

Pyssed myself laughing at this.

Why not just spell it Serenity and Dallas? "huh , my name i mjijkje...with sillent Js"

They're always getting compliments. Then everybody claps.

If you have to explain to everyone you meet how to pronounce the names then you should be able to see the problem. But you obviously wanted Youneek and I guess you got that.

Nah, they’re being laughed at. Poor kids.

If you have to put the actual spelling of the tragic name next to the name so people have a clue what it is, you have already proven the point that the spelling choices you made are stupid.

Until you spell them for people.

Why not just name them Serenity and Dallas, you Dummace?

Surrender to dialysis???

I know a girl who enunciates every letter of words perfectly - I’d have to tell her “it’s not Sereni-ty, it’s Sereni-DIE apparently” 😅

Most folks will just assume the parents are ignorant, illiterate, or both

Seriously are these people qualified to parent????

Honey, I got news for you. Somebody saying "Oh, my, what unique names your daughters have" is NOT a compliment, bless your heart!

They will spend their lives having their names mispronounced and misspelt!

I don't even care so much about people giving their kids stupid names as much as I hate when they mess with the spelling. It's not cute....it's just dumb. Just name them Serenity and Dallas. Is that so hard??? They're human beings who will be adults someday....not puppies and kittens.

They’re getting compliments because people are hearing them rather than reading them.

Syren, I die!

I would pronounce them how they are written so they see how stupid hat spelling sounds

Sounds like Dialysis.

No one's going to tell her to her face she's an irresponsible idiot.

The names are not too bad but pity the teacher who has to pronounce them because of the spelling.

Syrenidie Now!

Do you prefer to pronounce their names or write them down?

Rewriting the laws of English slightly!

These idiot parents are dooming their kids to spell out their names every single time. What a pain in the a**.

I wonder what people in the future will think of these type of names, or whether they will have even more ridiculous names? It's really hard to figure out how to pronounce some of them, without messing it up and upsetting children.

getting compliments that they've survived their asshat mom thus far

What if they go to university and want to be engineers. Think of them not just yourself.

My God. If you have to put the pronunciation in parentheses, I feel like you should probably just name them THAT. I don't understand all these Youneek spellings of common a*s words. Like, why?!

If you have to give a pronunciation next to it then maybe just NO

Does she realise that you pronounce the T in SERENITY as a T and not a D?

Those sound like kinda prescription drugs that have really bad side effects listed at the end of the ad.

I don't think "compliments" is the correct word.

You misspelled "complaints", among other things.

I hate to break it to her but "Wow- what a .........UNIQUE name" aren't really compliments! Lol

The need explain a name phonetically with the usual spelling reminds me of when people say some exotic meat tastes like chicken. I'll just stick with the chicken then.

Probably getting compliments on rhe name NOT that sh*t spelling.

Pathetic

If you have to respell them so people can say them, spell them right in the first place.