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We don’t want to scare any future parents out there, but naming your child is a huge responsibility. People make immediate judgments about one another based on superficial things like their appearance, body language, tone, and—yes!—even their names. So if you have a ‘weird’ name, in some extreme cases, you might end up getting bullied or passed over for employment. But let’s be frank here: some names are far more bizarre than they need to be.

Some parents will go to extreme lengths for the sake of ‘originality,’ whether using mind-melting spellings or making up alien-sounding names that even Elon Musk would be proud of. And that’s a tragedy. Or, rather, a ‘tragedeigh,’ according to the ‘This name is a tragedeigh (Wild West Edition)’ Facebook group. We’ve collected some of the worst name offenders to ever grace the net, as shared by members of the group. Scroll down to check them out. (And don’t forget to call your parents and thank them for how awesome your name is, afterward.)

Kristina, one of the moderators helping run the entire group, answered Bored Panda's questions about what drives parents to give their kids 'tragedeigh' names. Read on for our full interview with her.

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    Moderator Kristina was kind enough to share her thoughts on 'tragedeigh' names and why some parents opt for them. She also shed some light as to why social media groups about such names are such a popular niche online.

    "I think the trend we've been seeing for crazy, bizarre names comes from people wanting their child to stand out. To be special," she shared with Bored Panda.

    "I can't even tell you how many friends I had named Ashley or Justin growing up. And every girl either had Nicole or Marie or Anne as a middle name. Having such cookie-cutter names in our childhood sparks something in the new moms of today to give this new generation a sense of individuality," Kristina said. "Unfortunately, that manifests in the form of one tragedeigh name after another."

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    B Hobbit
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A common Greek name is Calliope and Carousell is an equally pretty name (unique spelling notwithstanding). What is wrong here is the old school s**t shaming. It is wrong to imply she has many lovers, and it is wrong to say that having many lovers is unacceptable for a woman when it is celebrated for men.

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    "A tragedeigh name isn't just a name that people dislike. It's a name that's been fabricated to be extremely unique or different," she explained.

    "I might not personally care for the name Monica for example, but that doesn't make it a tragedeigh. Mawnyka would be a tragedeigh. Also, cultural names don't qualify either. You can't just take an Irish or Hebrew name and say it's a tragedeigh just because it looks strange in your language," Kristina detailed what does and doesn't constitute a 'tragedeigh.'

    "Google is free and easy, and for some reason, people never seem to check before they submit a name for approval," she urged all current and future members of the Facebook group to do a bit of background research into names.

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    Adam Chang
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just spell it Serenity and Dallas? "huh , my name i mjijkje...with sillent Js"

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    In the moderator's opinion, why groups like the one she moderates are so popular on social media depends on a few things.

    "Some people might just want to laugh at ridiculous content. Some people might want to validate the questionable choices they made while naming their kids. Some people might just want to say, 'Hey I may have XYZ going on in my life, but at least my name isn't Jeeplyn or Mackynleigh or Wrennix,'" she quipped.

    "With a group this size, there's always going to be more than one reason for people being here."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of sounds like someone is lagging while laughing when you read it for the first time

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    The ‘This name is a tragedeigh’ Facebook group calls itself the ‘Wild West of Ridikulus names,’ and specifically misspells the words. It’s a clever meta-commentary on just how oddly some people’s names are spelled. Though remember that all of these posts made on the Facebook group are just opinions—if you love your name, good on you. Also, keep in mind, all of this gentle mockery of ‘bad’ names doesn’t apply to names from other cultures.

    It’s one thing to move to another country and see people have difficulty pronouncing your name: it takes a lot of effort and energy to make sure everyone is respectful of your heritage. It’s an entirely different thing if your parents are locals who want to impress their family, friends, and complete strangers with their ‘brilliant’ naming ideas and end up confusing everyone in the process.

    The Facebook group encourages people to be respectful of each other and avoid getting heated over each others’ opinions. The moderator and admin team explains what a tragedy, aka a ‘tragedeigh,’ actually is.

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    For instance, the name ‘Denyss’ (with two s’s) would fit the bill “because it’s spelled stupid.” Meanwhile, someone naming their child Anakin is also up for some criticism because someone clearly loves Star Wars and is pushing their hobbies on their kids.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the negative connotations, I didn't think "Karen" would be a good choice these days

    R
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peterson is nothing more than a last name, and meaning peters son. In Nordic countries it’s spelled petersson. Back in the days if a daughter was born she would have last name petersdottir (peters daughter). Same with jayson, it’s jays son. We also have really strict naming rules and names that are weird and/or offensive are not allowed to name the child with. Last names can’t be first name and so on. So no one can’t name the child those ridiculous names here in Sweden and I don’t think any child yet have protested.

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems the laws for naming your child are pretty chill in the US

    Zoey Rayne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a friend growing up from the Hogg family; they named their daughter Ima, which I'd say is about on the same level as naming a child Beef.

    JP Purves
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, let's just forget Basspro, but how does one pronounce Wbrett and Fucjustine?

    Kaittron
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this was from the Beaverton? Top names in Alberta or something (it's satire)

    CariBear
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutchie, Convoy, Crudey, Beef… METHANEY?????? WTAH 😵‍💫

    Anna Abyss
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutchie: for the parents that have 0.05% Dutch blood in their veins according to anchestry.com

    Ronan McLaughlin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the world baby Basspro Shahpp McAllister, his twin older siblings Jerf and Jerf(brother and sister) are so excited to welcome him to the family

    Jack O'reilly
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beef 🥩😄 takes the phrase beef curtains to a whole new meaning

    Marissa Wolff
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now we've got another kid named after another f*****g store. Basspro? Really? What's next? Are parents gonna start naming their kids after restaurants? Is there gonna be a boy name Burger King?

    Chri Ssella
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See some potential for nice combos. welcome to the world, little fucjustine ginger beef

    Chintal
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... girl bame 'beef'... is he middle name going to be 'curtains'?

    Claire Armstrong
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boys names are bad, but the girls names are atrocious! How the funk do you even pronounce WBRETT and FUCJUSTINE? And what is JERF all about? And METHANEY, were the parents on Meth or something? But the best one, by far, has to be BEEF! I wonder if her surname is Chow Mein 🤔

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    Just Tim
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offence but if my parents named me Jerf I would sue them

    Amanda Turner
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    Beef and Ginger: our children and dinner tonight

    WA2DK
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    METHaney?? Geez, if you hate your child that much, maybe don't have kids period!

    Ally B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ginger and beef... why pick real names when you can name your kids after dumpling ingredients. 👍

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle's name is Smitty. Wonder what he'd think if he knew he had a girl's name XP

    SobyKay
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basspro like the outdoors store? Convoy like vehicles driving together? How do you even pronounce Wbrett? Smitty like the restaurant? Methaney like.....kinda drugsy? Ginger and Beef are siblings of Chinese food loving parents are they not?....I refuse to believe this is a real list!

    Make America Skate Again!
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef - great nickname for my dog and also apparently a real name for an actual child.

    Binky Melnik
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is up with “Jerf”? (And why isn’t it spelled “Jerph”?) Seriously: it’s apparently a stupid name both boys and girls can enjoy!

    J. Grawn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choose your kids names after you have gotten out of rehab.

    G R
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is Jerf somehow the worst name on the list. Jerf.

    Bridgett Haney
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerf reminds me of that Simpsons episode when they went to Itchy and Scratchy Land, and they found Bort license plates.

    Sophie Greenfield
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef!! Convoy?! These people must've been high when they thought these up as baby names 💀🤣🤣🤣

    Ashen Mccann (They/Them)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    peterson is a common last name, dont name your kids last names its not fun. (my last name is the opposite, its a common first name *_*

    DeeDee M
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smitty 😂😂😂 Will she also wear high waisted pants and talk real fast?

    BasedWang12.7
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basspro Lmao. I like that Jerf is genderless .... But Methaney. Straight out the trailer park

    Axel Tojo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef!? 🥩 I'd have some beef with my parents if they named me Beef...

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fucjustine? Jerf? BEEF? That's enough internet for today. I will never complain about my name again

    nooneimportant
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welcome your 2041 prom king and queen Basspro Smith & Methaney Jackson

    Kevin Doyle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methaney... You basically mapped out a very poor career path for your daughter.

    Mam cymraeg
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok snotty and the poor child called fucjustine These should be classed as neglect

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Justine, she doesn't stand a chance. Wait, Beef for a girl?!?

    Marilyn Helling
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are just plain awful and stupid names. Talk about dumbing down our future kids

    Cami
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a Smitty list of names. If my parents gave me any of these names, I'd definitely have Beef with them.

    C .Hunger
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - Jerf is for both? Jerf? Jerf Crudey sounds like a wonderful name!

    Lena Flising
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fuc justine? Oh, and why in this day and age to name a kid Karen? That's what people call an extremely condescending/rude/obnoxious/annoying person. Is that what you want your baby to be? (I'm sorry for the people who are already called Karen, of course.)

    Alex Chan
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I can't hold it anymore after seeing Ginger and Beef, LOL

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm rollin' because of Methaney... lemme guess... Florida or Alabama?

    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerf! Crudey! Grab Beef and Methaney, and let's get the convoy over to Convoy's going!

    Lorrie Rothstein
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef from the Great north? How about dutch ie Makes me think of that 1980s song pass the dutch ie on the left hand side!

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are clearly satire but they are humorous. My kids Beef and Basspro.

    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The judge said 'Pass The Dutchie' was an adaptation of a song called 'Pass The Kouchie' recorded by reggae group The Mighty Diamonds. He added a footnote to a written ruling, explaining that "Kouchie" was Jamaican slang for a "pot in which marijuana is kept" and "Dutchie" was a "Dutch stewing pot" in the same "patois"

    brodie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don’t think this is real, basspro is just clearly not a name and WBrett sounds like an teenage boy named brett being an internet troll

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does f**k justeen become one of the most popular girl names in usa? I mean really ...? is it part of a pop song I do not know? like about how some guy got broken up with by a girl called justine so he was all like "f**k justine" and then all the idiots heard it and thought hey fucjustine is a cool name

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this must be in the states, I do not think the brits are that stupid just yet?

    Adam Chang
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be real...I mean Ginger, Beef, Wbrett, Basspro...and I thought internet ruined Karen...."hi all this is baby Karen..."

    Rachel Smith
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Methaney needs more attention here ...Meth...aney. so bad. Also Peterson is a last name.

    Passerby
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure you want to call your daughter Methaney? Her nickname would be Meth then. And Jerf sounds like someone having a stroke while saying Jeff.

    Steve
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Convoy and fucjustine? Definitely Canadian freedom convoy parents...

    Mark Stewart
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutchie sounds like what you'd call farting on your partner in bed and holding the sheets over them 🤣

    Loverboy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They naming girls after my boy Smii7y? Wth?? Beef?? Oml these are getting out of hand. Wbrett, how the hell do you think of that and then say, "Yeah, that's a good name.".

    James016
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of the world is this lunacy? Justine must be a really unpopular person.

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    Meanwhile, some other popular ‘tragedeighs’ include names that aren’t real names, like Tractor. What’s more, made-up names that sound real, like Mayleigh or Bryleigh, are also fair targets for some gentle mockery.

    However, some names that are not ‘tragedeighs’ include Schuyler (a common foreign spelling of the name ‘Skyler’), Wilson (a last name in place of a first name), Raleigh (which is the name of a city), Aoife (an Irish name). Just because a name doesn’t look English, is overly common, or foreign, doesn’t make it worthy of posting on the group.

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    In the rush to help their kids stand out from the crowd, some status-seeking parents completely forget that their children will have to live with the names they’re given. Well, until they come of age and can legally change them to something cool or (dare we say it?) slightly more ‘normal.’

    There’s no excuse for bullying. However, kids can and do tease each other over various things, from someone’s weight to whether someone’s wearing glasses. And, yes, if you do have an unusual name, you’re increasing the chances that they’ll get teased for it in the playground.

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    Strangely spelled names are setting someone up for being teased, whether by their fellow students or even the teachers themselves. Why make your kid’s school life harder from the get-go when there are plenty of conventionally wonderful, meaningful, and beautiful names out there to choose from?

    There’s only so much you can get away with if you’re not a celebrity or your child already has a strong sense of pride and identity, and knows how to stand up to bullies.

    Maybe ‘Ashleigh’ is proud of her name and how it sounds, but wants to be called ‘Ashley,’ like all the other girls. And maybe ‘Banjo Henry’ would rather go by ‘Henry’ than introduce himself as a gosh darn musical instrument for the rest of his life.

    After all, he might not be aiming for a musical career down the line… and even if he was, how do you imagine people would react when they hear that the best violin/piano/saxophone player in the world is named ‘Banjo’? In the interim, he’d have to deal with lots of teasing that probably involves jokes about the US South and the ‘Banjo-Kazooie’ video game series.

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    Caro Caro
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banjo Paterson wrote Waltzing Mathilda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo_Paterson

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    Before you decide on a name, remember that it takes two people to decide. Don’t forget to run your ideas by your partner before you commit to a single name 100%. Even a great name might have some extremely negative connotations for either partner (e.g. if someone named X bullied them in the playground for years). Meanwhile, they might want to honor a beloved family member and name them Y.

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    At the time of writing, the ‘This name is a tragedeigh’ Facebook group boasted 18.6k dedicated members. The moderators and admins running the show put in a lot of effort to maintain a high level of quality. If they didn't, you might see the same pics get posted over and over again. Or the comments might devolve into bitter feuds.

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    For instance, the mods shame those members who “do something dumb.” Someone can end up on the Wall of Shame for submitting a name that’s already been posted countless times or for posting a name before Googling it and doing some background research about it. Remember, cultural names aren’t ‘tragedeighs.’

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    The Lady Who Was Helping Me At The Bank Today Said Her Name Was "China" But Her Water Bottle Says This. Wouldn't Consider Either Name A Tragedeigh But Pronouncing Cheyenne "China" Is

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    Erika
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheyenne is a fine name on its own but isn’t pronounced like “china”

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    Let us know in the comments which of these names made you wince and cringe the hardest, Pandas. Which ones would you call the biggest ‘tragedeighs’?

    Super weird names are a very popular niche on social media. If you’d like to facepalm a bit more over bizarre names, check out Bored Panda’s previous features right here and here, as well as here and here.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this kid in elementary school learning every word must have at least one vowel 🤦

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    Some Random Photographers Pictures Came Up On My Timeline As A “Suggested Post” And They Were First Birthday Pictures For A Kid Named Kreek

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, given the expression, "up sh*t creek without a paddle", the kid's nickname at school is now sorted

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    Correct Me If I’m Wrong, And I Often Am…. But The First Two Names Suck Börls

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    Happy Birthday ~dilloyn~ He Pronounced It Dylan The Entire Video So I Was Shocked When He Wrote It Out At The End

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knox is a bit too normal (surnames as first names are quite common). How about Gnoccs instead?

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    #49

    I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo

    I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo

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    #52

    Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”

    Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not go with "Postpartum" as the name? No worse than any of the other monstrosities on here

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    Treileigh Rose

    Treileigh Rose

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    waddles
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen then WHY DID YOU CURSE HER WITH SUCH A NAME

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    #55

    This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents

    This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! LOOK, WE MADE OUR CHILD'S NAME A JOKE. HE'S NAMED AFTER A CHARACTER FROM A DIVISIVE SERIES OF FILMS THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER HE'LL LIKE OR NOT. HE'LL GET PICKED ON FOR IT, AND JUST TO MAKE DOUBLY SURE OF THAT, WE DECIDED THAT HE SHOULD HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME TO FALL BACK ON! ISN'T THAT AMAZING? WHAT? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE? WELL...that's weird. You're the weird one.

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    #56

    Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself

    Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an ultrasound right? I don’t mean to offend but it looks like there’s a blobfish in the picture

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    Angelica

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to call patients in at work. I google how to pronounce their names if they’re not familiar to me eg if a standard name in a different country but not here. I’m going to have to start working out how the heck to pronounce all these soon…. Wonder if I can change jobs??

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    #58

    Spotted In The Wild

    Spotted In The Wild

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    Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group

    Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group

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    Breaker Breaker One Nine

    Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    #65

    An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline

    An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easton, Southton, Westton, Northon and their cousins Karsyn, Trainsyn, Planesyn

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    Rowdyn

    Rowdyn

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    V33333P
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks personalised pillows and s**t like this are way way way too American and weird?

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    Found At My Nail Salon

    Found At My Nail Salon

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    Haisleigh… Oof

    Haisleigh… Oof

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    #71

    Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets

    Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the people who give their kids stupid names always the ones who have it printed on everything?

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    Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though

    Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though

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    Aizkyn

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    #74

    And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh

    And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh

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    My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick

    My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick

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    Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy

    Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor girls called "Abigail" and "Charlotte", they must get so much ribbing, not being spelled "Abygayl" and "Sharlot"

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    An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!

    An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!

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    #79

    Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol

    Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol

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    Show thyself
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK...this one I don't understand. - Blaise is a classic name - an androgyn one as it is, but mostly used for boys/men. And Axl - it might not be everyones favourite, but at least you can pronounce it without help.

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    Man

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing tragic here, her daughters have traditional Nigerian names meaning God's blessings or wealth & God's goodness or gift, respectively.

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