She's actually now, Leaf Mi Alowyn.

Ok Elon

John Barlow is taking the p**s, I think.

A common Greek name is Calliope and Carousell is an equally pretty name (unique spelling notwithstanding). What is wrong here is the old school s**t shaming. It is wrong to imply she has many lovers, and it is wrong to say that having many lovers is unacceptable for a woman when it is celebrated for men.

How paenpfull.

Pyssed myself laughing at this.

Why not just spell it Serenity and Dallas? "huh , my name i mjijkje...with sillent Js"

Phazer on stun.....

Arsylum could be a porn star's name.

Kind of sounds like someone is lagging while laughing when you read it for the first time

What compelled you to add "niah" to the end of a perfectly normal name?

People should always know when to stop. In this case, they should stop after "Hannah".

Looks weird on paper but I think it sounds nice

hannahnanabobanabananafanafofana... anyone else remember that song?

🎵 Hannahniah! Here we go again! 🎵

is it pronounced Han Narnia or Hannah Near or Hannah Nye? actually, scratch that. im not gonna try.

I thought this was a terrifying way to spell "Hannah", but I think this is actually just a less common spelling of how some people would pronounce the originally-Hebrew name "Chananyah." (I think that's how it's commonly transliterated.) Both the "cha" (not like in chair, closer to cha from the back of the throat) and the "nyah" sound aren't kept in modern translations

Hananiah is a biblical name, but there's no need to spell it in the longest, most annoying way possible

17? Do you mean there are 16 other people with that name? Never would have guessed it.

I don't hate it. It's an etymologically corrected version of "Hananiah," a traditional and in my opinion, very nice name. And they haven't added any unusual phonemes (like "eigh" for "y") in the process. (Usually "Hannah" and the beginning "Hananiah" use different spellings in English, although they're from the same Jewish syllables. "Hannah" is usually contracted further, in fact, to "Anna," from which we also get "Anne" or "Ann.")

Sounds like those mmos where you want a cool name but you can’t have another player’s character’s name so you make it long af

Wild guess ... Her brother are called Jeremiah and Josiah and they wanted a name to fit the theme??

Next birthday, she's changing her name.

I've seen this family on tiktok, you should see the other kid's names. I think there are like 7 of them.

Just name her f*****g HANNAH, for God's sake!! You don't really need to put that extra syllable in her name!!

The CD skipped.

Did you mean Hannananananananananananannanananananannnaniah?

I made an adjustment to a boy’s name to make it more feminine when I named my second angel baby. You don’t do that to a kid that has to actually go through this life dealing with that name.

The chronicles of Hannahniah

Name u get being 3-4 oldest child in a super religious homeschooling family with at LEAST 15 kids.

Mom was a studderer

For some reason I have 'Mna Mna' stuck in my head now.

Interesting way to spell Hyena.

Should have gotten the keyboard repaired.

WTF is this name

Sounds like me chewing a stick of gum.

🎶 Do dooooo, do do do… 🎵

Friggin Aye! I exist from the time of scantrons. I hated my friggin name because of how long it took to fill in all the bubbles. My child's names are very short bc of this (long last name). What is up with all these parents purposely making their children's names extra long?!

You pronounce it by singing it to Steam's hit "Hey Hey Goodbye".

when you laugh in the middle of a sentence

Beautiful smile!

Hannahhhhhbananahhh

hernia?

what sound does a horse make? er...