And now the family gets a BIG jar of 'seasoning' every year at Christmas

I thought they were going to say she barked back.

Gives a whole new meaning to just drive dead ahead....

I had to cover my posters eyes in college while I was changing!

The poor dog...why does it need to share?

Be happy that there is no "relatives no one really likes table".

That's kind of sweet.

So he's awesome?

Sounds like they had an electrifying time. 0.o

That's dedication

You can also use 8 old monitors to create an "4k TV"...

They were

She and Zoolander have something in common!

"HEY! Who turned out the lights?" Doctor who reference if you didn't understand

Its all fun and games, until Grandmas teeth fly out.

LOL! That's amazing!

i thought everyone does that. :-)

This sounds less weird but actually rather nice.

I could see that relative that never goes to the family gathering but shows up to the funeral and everyone turns to him/her and says, “you aren’t any any of these photos.” 🤔😶🙁😮😦#AwkwardMoment😶

Waiter/Server at restaurant: "Here is your BAaaasket(In a sheep tone/voice) of bread."

Some people are so easily pleased. Wonderful!

My family does that too. I'm physically embarrassed by it. They are well educated, liberal, and are all science people who are fully aware that Christmas is not the actual birthday of Jesus. Which just makes the whole thing worse.

Everyone needs a hobby

The loss of a loved one affects many people in different ways...

This mode is known to most of us.

I absolutely love your uncle. He's my kind of guy.

Great marriage...

Better be some good BBQ! 0.o

We reuse tea bags /: Just Kidding, sort of

REDRUM!

Hahaha throughout the house, though?

I feel there's us a great story behind it! )

"Now turn left into that intercourse"

Now THAT'S method acting!

HAHA He must be a Greek...only our Greek grandfathers do that. And grandmothers LMFAO!

Lol. Good inspiration... ;)

Now she loves her cats the most.

And we do not want to know how they got there. No, we do not want to.

She's programming u for college...

hopefully she doesn't have a job where intelligence is important

O.o

Did he get a wink back?

My family just left the tree up, until someone decided today was the day to take down.

One time we were at a restaurant. A waiter kept passing by and finally came up to my dad and said, "You look JUST like my stepdad... I was just confused as to why he had a different family."

Recycling! 😋😝😜

Suurrrrrrrre, of course you can do a back flip. Pfft!

Best. Dad. Ever.

You gotta do what you gotta do...

Genius!!!

It is not dangerous as long as you wear a hat made of aluminium foil.

Scrooge!

Well...when you need 'em calories, you got to do what's necessary.

Meh as long as it's washed. I use my spoons for re-potting houseplants not worrying about a little soil.

Could be worse. She could have sent a message about the uncle getting his first bra at 43.

The fact that you can even functionally do kareoke together is very impressive. My family can never agree on music.

Just wait a few years and see who’s back at the family gathering. 0.o

Dissolved oxygen made my phytoplankton

As long as there is no practical demonstration...