The garlic also keeps vampires away.

I honestly hate that! "you should smile more, you have a beautiful smile" oh, that right? Sure, let me fake one more thing to make you happy, cuz faking orgasms aren't enough.

Yeah....people telling me to calm down is one of my pet peeves too!

Even the dog is scared lol XD

the reason why I sometimes don't read or listen to the news in the mornings

Painfully true

"where do we go when we die" has kept me up many a night...

Dont let trump or any other haters shake you up ladies! Me and millions of others stand with you!!

I wouldn't say say this one is true. Boys get bullied if they cry. If girls do, people will say "Well, girls are girls, they cry." and move on.

I honestly avoid my minifeed, and only going on funny pages (Texts from My Cats, I love to Laugh, etc), and almost always avoid the comment section because its just political debating.

Bar Tender: I got Just what you need... *Proceeds to grab every bottle of liquor he has*

*try to resist ice cream* ... *eat two*

I actually like Mondays.

Well you don't seem to be the only one a lot of my American friends seem to resonate the same feelings. Hopefully it will get better.

Don't let Trump ruin Christmas. Celebrate Christmas and THEN worry.