When life is treating you particularly nicely and sends some free cookies your way, what are your best mediums to celebrate? That’s right, music and Twitter. When nothing seems to be coming together and even the way clouds are floating in the sky looks unfair, who do you turn to to pour out your soul’s pain? Correct, music and Twitter. And since you’re not the only one, it is only natural that Twitter is full of tweets about music.
It is probably safe to assume that each and every one of us has produced at least one music-related tweet in our life. Sharing our favorite songs, writing funny Twitter posts about artists and industry-related gossip, memes (because how are you even supposed to live without memes?) — all this has become very commonly found content on Twitter. And don’t even get me started on that Spotify Wrapped thing! Be honest, how many times have you visited the Spotify Twitter profile since that marketing campaign started in 2016? Yep, thought so.
So, if funny music tweets are like the sound of music to your ears (pun very much intended), keep scrolling for some of the funniest tweets about music we could find online. Share them with your friends and upvote your favorite ones. And if you have more, our comments section is waiting.
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Wow! I am now wondering how I've never noticed this before lol! I wonder if this is what they were all using to get that particular effect lol!
Cool picture, just so very disappointing I never came up with the idea to photograph it myself 😁
My daughter (5 at the time, probably the same time as the post now that I see the date) wrote one during lockdowns during the pandemic called "every day is the same".
I have fun ones. One: forgetting how I sung it, so an hour of 🎶🎶come, mind demons, don't be shy, take over every aspect of my life🎶🎶 Two: Trying to think of a good verse and then constantly singing 🎶🎶was that you lurking underneath the stairwell, taking your sweet time raising all of heck (ik it doesn't rhyme the censors tho)🎶🎶 one day it will be the best song ever. Three: I like to make up lyrics for instrumentals, so a lot of things for Hide and Seek by vairo and this one sapientdream song that I accidentally made pretty dark
Hadn’t heard Mayonaise by the Smashing Pumpkins in a month, it came on finally in my playlist and I just sat on the kitchen floor in the middle of making dinner, with a massive grin taking it all in, realised after I had cried too. It had been a stressful month, lol.
I love your hat! Orange happens to look great on you
Load More Replies...I fall asleep in my own tears/ I cry for the world, for everyone/ and I build a boat to float in/ I’m floating away/I can’t recall last time I opened my eyes/ and saw the world so beautiful/ and I build a cage to hide in/ I’m hiding/ I’m trying/ to battle the night/ let love conquer your mind/ warrior/warrior/ just reach out for the light/ warrior / warrior/ I am a warrior-ior-ior-ior/ warrior/ warrior/ I am a warrior/ warrior/ warrior/ warrior of love/ I stand behind the wall of people and thoughts/ mind-controlling/and I hold a sword to guide me/ I’m fighting my way/I can’t recall last time I opened my eyes/ and saw the world so beautiful/ and I build a cage to hide in/ I’m hiding/ I’m trying/ to battle the night/ let love conquer your mind/ warrior/warrior/ just reach out for the light/ warrior / warrior/ I am a warrior-ior-ior-ior/ warrior/ warrior/ I am a warrior/ warrior/ warrior/ warrior of love/underneath darkened skies/there’s a light/kept alive/ just reach out for the light
/warrior/warrior- Warrior, by AURORA, if anyone wants to listen to it. Written by memory!
Load More Replies...I (ADHD) sing to myself to keep the back of my brain busy while the front focuses on walking my dog. I sing a bit of the song (e.g., just the chorus), then switch to a random bit from a different song (e.g., the bridge). I realized my brain is a radio on shuffle.
Just imagine what's going on in their brain... Then remembers that this is exactly me a few decades ago 😁 It took me a while to get it under control and sometimes I slip up but that's okay too 😉
thanks, I was searching for an austrian composer :D
Load More Replies...Everyone that actually knows how to pronounce "ch" and thus "Bach" didn't get this joke.
Except Arnold's accent in Terminator sounded more like Bach than back, at least to me.
Load More Replies...I don't get it. It must be a reference to a song I never heard before.
Bach is another famous musical composer, and his name is pronounced "back". As the other actors are saying "I'll be X", Schwarzenegger will have to say "I'll be Bach", which is the famous line from Terminator that Schwarzenegger has to say ("I'll be back.")
Load More Replies...My first thought was Chopin. Was trying to find the connection between Chopin and Choppa. Then it clicked for me.
My local cultural music venue did all 9 Beethoven symphonies over two days as a celebration of his birthday. Our local orchestra, Northern Symphonia got to close with the 7th and did a massive rousing job of it. As the final chords died I leapt to my feet, punched the air and yelled "f**k yeah!". Not done in polite circles apparently but f**k them, it moved me. And yes, everyone clapped
i had to read the comments to understand the joke hahaha now i get it
Not entirely related, but i knew someone who got a bunch of cheerios stuck in his cello. We were in 4th or 5th grade at the time, but I'm still not sure how it happened
Ohh... Don't get me started on that 😂 First of all, when reading articles, you see names and it's being mentioned that they are a "rapper", but except for the small crowd that knows them, nobody knows them 🤦♀️ And then the group that calls themselves rappers (they wish they had an ounce of talent 😁) but have an even smaller audience, but hey, we can all have our hopes and dreams, right 👍 Then, then you have THE rappers, like Run DMC, Sugarhill Gang, Vanilla Ice, 2 live crew, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Eminem those are, in my book that is, Rappers that actually told a story and you could understand it.... Rapping nowadays to me sounds getting as many words in as possible but it doesn't have to mean jackshit... I guess I'm getting old but not regretting that 😁👍 ....*switches Spotify on and looks up rap-playlist with a big smile 😊 Ohh, and before I forget... that Dutch faker Lill Kleine, they really have to stop calling him rapper, wife beater and misogynistic sob suits him better 😉
It's actually because that's how much talent they have. If you can't sing you rap...
Or have a tape player eat their music, or having people look at them crazy cuz your cd is scratched and it skips on their favorite song... The struggle was real!!
The pencil in the cassette tape was horrendous.
Load More Replies...I remember the days when I spent 45 minutes chatting with people while waiting for napster to compleet my download....
Load More Replies...They can always watch High Fidelity. I always say the same thing at whatever too-hip record store I go to; " Do you stock the Beefheart Rarities And B sides EP on red vinyl? " (no such thing)
or feeling so much cooler than they are, or the blush on the poor cashier when 3 of us each bought a copy of Dead Kennedys "To Drunt To Fu**" in a row
I know this is a joke, but be thankful you didn't grow up in an age when your bullies followed you home and could track your every post online.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_____________________loves__________________ With somebody who _______ me!
Oh! Ooh! I had to read it multiple times, but when I was writing "I don't get it" I got it. 😎 For dummies like me: running to as in"running while listening to classical music". I literally saw someone running towards classical music, I didn't get it. 😅
But hear me out, theoretically a bow would work on a guitar.... I didn't say it should just that it would... But now I kinda wanna hear it
I've used a guitar pick to play cello, it sounds like the world's saddest pizicato.
Absolutely, now maybe try it the other way round too, who knows, it might just get better
That's what my sis and I used to do on our cello (me) and violin (her).
That or when the Christmas music starts playing. It is mostly the same 5 songs sung by different people.
If I hear one more cover of "last christmas I gave you my heart" I will rip my hair out.
Load More Replies...Celestial, Shivers, and Bad Habits. Should be the ones on replay. Good the first time but annoying afterwards
Am I the only person in the world who actually hates thone Ed Sheeran? Just hate everything about him!
Minimum wage is not enough for anyone. As for putting politicians in a room together, we should put the leaders of warring countries in a room together, tie them to chairs opposite each other, no toilet breaks, no food nor water and they stay there until they've agreed to a binding peace deal.
So are a lot of things that , er, don't happen *here*, honest
Load More Replies...i have no idea what that is and i've been playing music for a decade
Load More Replies...One time in choir a truck started beeping right outside our classroom and my choir teacher discovered it was a note between A and Ab so he waited till the truck was gone so we wouldn't "start singing in truck minor."
NORMALIZE LISTENING TO ALBUMS MORE THEN ONCE BEFORE YOU CRITIQUE THEM (you're welcome)
Load More Replies...I would say a minimum of 3 whole listen throughs myself. Unless you start something and are immediately put off. Some things just aren't for someone. Just how it goes.
For some people normalize even listening to the album instead of just the singles. I’ve met a lot of people that say that they don’t have the attention span for an album 🤯 I get it, different strokes for different folks so no judgement… it just blows my mind because I don’t know how you get a feel for an artist if you don’t listen to the albums. Not saying do it all the time, but only listening to the singles is like only ever reading one chapter in a book
I wore my vinyl records out in high school. Knew what the beginning chords of the next song were for each song on the record, sides A and B. Only had a few singles.
Load More Replies...🎤All I want for Christmas is peace and quiet. For all these stupid Christmas songs to just stay silent. I'm done with all the snow and cold. These Christmas carols getting old. So why don't we all just go straight back to bed 🎶🎶
Load More Replies...Dashing through the snow ♪ ♪ In a stupid freezing sleigh ♪ ♪ I'd rather be inside ♪ ♪ 'Cause I hate Christmas Day... ♪ What are you doing? ♪ I don't wanna wrap ♪ ♪ Or help you decorate ♪ ♪ No fun it is to force a smile ♪ ♪ 'Cause Christmas stinks so great ♪ ♪ Oh, jingle bells, cider smells
Oh yes yes yes yes yes please!!! I have to listen to my Spotify playlist for about two and a half month to escape the eternal jingling of bells. And it's not that I hate Christmas or something, though we don't put up a tree and cook nothing fancy because for us it's just a day... It's just because it's so fecking much jingling all the way 24/7 😱
This is so witty because Vivaldi actually composed 4 violin concertos called the Four Seasons-one for each season AND the series titled "Vivaldi was cancelled after four seasons! 😉
Omg I just posted that lol and then I was like I wonder what everyone else said….. that song is sad and dark af and I can’t help dancing to it. It’s so weird
Load More Replies...My fav is 100 Bad Days, really sad lyrics but the beat is sooooo good
Load More Replies...This whole time I thought it was have you ever been kissed by a rose on the grave
Load More Replies...I spent too much time trying to figure out the persons profile picture! I couldn't make out wtf it was! Finally realised it was his face and he was wearing sunglasses ffs!
I was a 1st soprano asked to sing alto. Sir. I can't sing off key on purpose.
bruh that sounds really stupid why would they ask you to do that
Load More Replies...Also violins when they don't get the melody(at least in my orchestra)
Joined a church choir and the other sopranos told me I had to sing second soprano, as if it was some kind of merit ranking. I vocalized to an A above high C and told them I didn't think so. My voice teacher used to say I sang notes only dogs could hear.
Favorite song but every time you play it it gets louder
5??? I can go for miles with just the one song and singing along as loud as I can while people in other cars must think I'm an idiot behind the while and me thinking that they are absolutely right 😁👍
Accurate. One man's trash (derogatory) is another man's trash (affectionate).
They forgot the "my girl/man left me and now my life is all shite" 😂
First is so proud of the fact because they love where they grew up...other is bemoaning it because they can't get out!
you don't know what they were talking about maybe they're trying to show both of their exes that they can be happy without them and they needed to leave those controlling àssholes even tho they the exes were emotionally dependent on them so it took them 6 months to break up
... do you need to talk to someone? That's oddly specific...
Load More Replies...Sure she is taller than her. If I had kids that would probably be the only way I can put up with them. I’d have to get them a shirt that reads “ Daddy drinks because I cry “
now she has a new threat now it goes when im gone im never really gone
this is talking about the pedal in pianos used to sustain the note or something i don't do music i do art
That's why its funny. I wonder if he said that in his David St. Hubbins voice
Load More Replies...This can't be serious.... Under which rock did this person grow up? There was me thinking I didn't know much before I met my hubby who had a blast discovering many things with me but than there is this person with the trashcan pedal 😂
Wow! I'd be scared to know the number of people who DON'T get this one!
I thought everyone knew this. It is implied when she says "flip it and reverse it"
Load More Replies...hey you stop breathing on the job you are not payed to breathe you are payed to do your job
Load More Replies...Conversely when you are in a quiet place and somebody comes along singing the song like they are the band member.
SO annoying! had something similar happen this weekend, i went to see my little brother's high school production of Fiddler and someone behind me was singing along to the songs. like, i didn't come to hear you??
Load More Replies...I think people coming together singing a song is one of the most awesome thing in live music. Way better than musicians doing lypsinc and pretending to play instruments on a stage.
Only should have been allowed by Freddie Mercury. He literally was the queen of it.
It's such a great part of the experience though, we got all these people crowded in a room and we (almost) all love this music so much that we know it by heart
It's just feels incredible when you and all these strangers are spontaneously on the same page 😄
Load More Replies...Thank you, cause I just hummed the tone and was trying to figure out what song it was
Load More Replies...Well to be fair, it take a good few minutes to make the coffee!
Load More Replies..."For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth" from Händel's Hallelujah.
Load More Replies...I used to sing Hallelujah Chorus in church every christmas and it do be like that lol
so I'm not religious right so I've never heard this version of the song so instead of trying to figure out the words I just went pa rump a tum tump and I don't know where it's from
She's that's why, boys and girls, we skip religion all together so we can sing... I said a hip hop, the hippie to the hippie, To the hip, hip hop, and you don't stop, a rock it To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
It's nice to see something like this and get it right away. JSB was the Man!
Close ups of the grooves on LPs are mind blowing.
Load More Replies...I understand how radio waves work, but black magic is Greek to me
Load More Replies...I've read about it, studied the graphics, etc. Still think electricity from water is f'ing magic.
I always thought they sounded like small birds traversing bushes and trees. I guess it works both ways, really. Or bees, maybe.
Or sailing to some exotic place. Sometimes it's a lovely port, sometimes is a horrendous storm and you might die
lmao this to stravinsky’s Rite of Spring or Shostakovich’s 5th Symphony
Sometimes it sounds like a mouse sneaking up peacefully 🎶 behind you lulling you towards sleep and then suddenly turning into a 🎺🎺🎻🥁GIANT ROARING LION!!!
here's a fun one i learned how to play last year: image_2023...f29ebf.png
They're not wrong. A lot easier than finding the right note on a guitar or violin
I play the violin 🎻 and I concur with Your statement.
Load More Replies...The problem is when it's more than one key and you have to do it really bloody fast lol
Yea not knowing how to play the piano indicates depression for me too.. 😂😂
I nearly died when my teen told me they like older music... referring to music I listened to in high school.
Mine have already said this. However they're surprisingly into it. Music doesn't seem as stratified as it used to be, and I kinda love it.
I realized a long time ago that everything becomes soft and/or classic rock in the end...
My thirty year old son is me in taste of music when I was his age, we both enjoy the same music that was smashing when I was that age 😊
I want a band to say “big things are brewing” and then a series of government buildings mysteriously explode
for me it's this but it's a bunch of bands no one knows about
I own seven recordings of six different artists playing the Sibelius Violin Concerto In D Minor.
My Spotify Wrapped is usually a mess since I always put it on shuffle from nearly 2k liked songs.
I didn't even look at mine for 2023. I think it was all Assassin's Creed soundtracks.
My Spotify Wrapped to me: you have LAYERS, like an ONION. Me: well yeah DUH but I hate onions
Tbh I hate myself too so maybe they just know???
Load More Replies...Damn, I'd like to know the story behind this photo. Shannon Hoon was the lead singer of Blind Melon, known mainly for their ear worm "No Rain" which still plays far too frequently on radio stations today, despite Hoon's death nearly 30 years ago. Not hating, just feel like they had better songs.
Hi, Melonhead here. They are some of the most talented musicians and song writers I've ever heard. Blind Melon would've been bigger if Shannon didn't pass away when he did. RIP
Load More Replies...the positive side of taking a picture with Trump : you will always look beautiful, in comparison :p
I met him in Hollywood. I was too young to drink so he bought me a soda I should clarify. I met Shannon, not Trump
Was gonna say, I'm surprised he didn't take you back to his hotel room.
Load More Replies...Welp, he definitely doesn't have any pictures with me 😅
yes he still is petty and bitter, but he can also funny, like right here
Load More Replies...30 odd years after they became famous and I still don't know which one is which. Neither do I care!
Frog Leap Studios did a brilliant cover of Africa. Also Toto covered Hash Pipe in response.
Load More Replies...I get that this is all like music memes but honestly the best possible combination of words is, "a dog's lifespan has increased to the same length of time as the average human."
Correction: Pitbull butchers Toto's "Africa" for the Aquaman trainwreck.
This was just torturous to play in orchestra. I would have gone insane if I played it any longer. I felt so bad for the Cellists.
I am a cellist. I feel that. The piece we are learning now has like five measures of es.
Load More Replies...we are doing that unit in music and now it makes me cry too
Load More Replies...Yep. And a quit a bit of music is like this for lower strings with multiple measures of the exact same thing until it varies a bit and you are happy but then goes back to the monotony
Load More Replies...My Spotify Wrapped this year was like "Ah, we meet again. You listened to 580,000 hours of the same s**t. Congratulations!"
Depends on your taste in music. I still love and listen to my teenage music all the time!
What's really sad is that guy probably honestly thought he was being helpful...
"Bro, I know you're a musician bro, and your song is literal fire, but hear me out bro, I'm a musician too and bro you really need to just recompose your entire song bro, please."
Not so sure - he's got a really good sense of humour about his music.
Load More Replies...Watched an old episode of Top Gear with him on it and they were reading out some of his replies to people who tweeted about him and he was hilarious lol!
Oh my .... I thought I saw rolled up, cut of c0ndoms on that shirt 😂😂😂
me playing some old great song - my 12yo : oh, it's the "compagny" commercial !
I'm now picturing Kenny G eating all of his meals like a competitive pie eater, because no hands.
And he'd be able to keep it up for quite a while, with that whole "circular breathing" thing.
Load More Replies...Probably not the same person, but he can ride his bike with no handlebars. (Ba-dum tsss)
I don’t get it. (ETA and this list was from 2 years ago! I’ll never find out)
Load More Replies...Literally all the artists in my Spotify wrapped were female, and Taylor swift topped them all
Oh and twenty one pilots But I use Amazon music so YEEE
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