"Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most!"

"It might be poisoned, but who can tell?"

A very happy accident!

"Scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango?"

"Some like their men like they like their coffee."

It's OK, his heart will go on.

"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one."

“He is the cheese to my macaroni.”

Yeth!

You're a goblet, Harry!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!"

"In the end, everything is a gag."

“Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.”

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.”

No coffee no workee.

You can brew it!

“The only way to keep a secret is to never have one.”

"Rolling down the street smokin' indo..."

An uncanny resemblance.