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Taking part in any sport is a real challenge. Just think how awkward you are when you’ve just started learning how to play, say, squash, polo, or roque! You might’ve even thought that such levels of awkwardness did not exist until you yourself tried participating in said sports. Of course, with tenacity and some sweat, you do become at the very least an average player, but those moments of utter clumsiness are still with you. And you know what the best thing to do with those memories is? Laugh at them, of course. And if such memories are too few for you to make your belly ache with mirth, don’t worry, as this is our selection of the best sports jokes that have ever existed on the internet. And the sheer amount of these funny jokes should do the trick!
And it truly doesn’t matter which of the sports you sympathize with - all of them are covered in this compendium. For those thinking about bouncy orange balls all day long, we have basketball jokes. For the aficionados of running, kicking, and sliding sideways on the grass, we have soccer jokes. And for those with ruined elbows, we have a nice selection of tennis jokes! So, no matter where your moments of ineptitude began, you will find a cool joke here that will make you feel seen and heard.
So, are you ready to read our jokes about sports? If yes, then tighten up your shoelaces, put on a sweatband, take a sip of your fav electrolyte drink and get ready to sweat out some calories laughing! Give the funny sports jokes you liked the best your vote and share this article with your friends!
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#5
My friend and I visited Canada together for the first time.
We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out.
#10
How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
#14
My partner just split up with me because they think I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.
#15
Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
#16
Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?
Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.
#20
What does a Timberwolves fan do after they win the finals?
Turn off his Playstation and go to bed.
#25
Where do retired hockey players prefer working?
At the bakery, they are good at icing the cakes.
#27
Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?
Because he was always putting on Airs.
#32
What are you going to do if someone asked for a donation for your local swimming pool?
I'd give them a glass of water.
#35
Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?
They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow.
#40
Why was the basketball player sitting on the sidelines drawing chickens?
Coach told her to learn how to draw fouls.
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