Had a roommate who got diagnosed with colon cancer part way through the year. It was a roller coaster of emotions as his treatment progressed throughout the school year. I supported him as much as I could and couldn't believe he chose to stay enrolled and on campus through it all.

At the end of the school year he broke the news to me, his cancer was terminal and he didn't have much time left. We said goodbye as we left for the summer, me thinking it was the last time I'd probably ever see him.

The next year he was around campus again. Turns out he made it all up. Never had cancer.

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The Young Republican prodigy, double majoring in Math and Business. He came from a household where maids would clean up after them. He expected his three college roommates to double as maids.

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Freshman year. Told me he was going to cut my throat in my sleep.

ImpressiveWaltz7038 Report

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My now-husband had a roommate he would always complain about and to my chagrin, I thought, surely it can't be *that* bad. We were long distance, so I never met the guy.

Over winter break (so, while my husband was gone) the guy kidnapped his girlfriend and locked her in their closet for several days.

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This was my buddy's roommate. He would get drunk every night and would be very belligerent.

He would wake up my friend at 3am with a knife and say s**t like "you know I could've [ended] you right now?"

That guy ended up getting help and has been a total saint since.

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Roommate as a freshman was very clearly super duper sheltered his whole life and had no clue how to function independently. I and the guys on my floor noticed after about a week that he started to smell. A couple of us approached him as gently as possible to ask if he had deodorant. He quickly said yes...then whipped out the still unopened free sample of soap that was in the welcome packs the RA had prepared. So that showed that not only did he not know what deodorant was, he also didn't know what soap was. We kind of took him under our collective wings and started to teach him general life skills like that. He was making lots of progress. Then one night I woke up and he was sitting next to my bed staring at me. I asked what he was doing and he said every night he just liked to sit and watch me sleep. That was the end of that. I requested a new roommate pretty damn fast.

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Stayed with this one guy in my dorm who was super friendly, but never left his room the whole year. We shared a five bedroom apartment and everyone had their own room.

Our unit developed a mouse problem, and my roommates noticed a bunch of their dishes went missing. Turns out my roommate had a hoarding problem and was the source of our mouse infestation. When summer came and we had to move out, we saw inside his room for the first time - piles up to the ceiling of trash, garbage, used mouse traps, and dirty dishes.

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She stole my towel and got s**t or blood on it, idk and I don't wanna know, then denied it when the towel was literally in front of us.
She ate our food.
She lied about the most random and stupid things.
Was literally caught in the act of eating one of our snacks and said "I'm just eating an apple." It was a pretzel.

Oh, and she lied about having ovarian cancer for years And took people's donations for treatment.

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Competitive LoL player, would stay up til 4 AM yelling into his headset and playing on the world’s loudest controller. I asked him multiple times to keep it down, and he’d immediately go back to yelling.

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Not roommate but more of a floormate. Had this one gal that was really friendly with everyone on the floor (boys & girls). She was always in someone's room hanging out and would eventually go to someone else's room to hang out. Did this routinely every day after classes.

Welp...turned out she was the resident closet junkie and would go to everyone's room being really friendly, to steal all their s**t. Watches, jewelry, wallets, laptop....anything worth money. Everyone found out after a mid-term party when she was out in the parking completely blasted on whatever she was taking. She got arrested and expelled and when it came time to clear out her room, that's when everyone's stolen s**t starting popping up.

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Everyone else wins.  my first one wouldn't wash dishes, let it pile up.  she would cheat on her fiancee, and would made "mmm" noises when she ate 


anyways I had enough so I told her fiancee.  he gave me two months rent, and paid for breaking lease.  pretty good profit.

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Pot luck roommate my freshman year.

Brought up a fact from the news about Oprah being influential and wealthy. My roommate refused to believe me then genuinely said, “black people don’t have a place in our society.”

I immediately walked out the door, to the students affairs office, and requested a change. Moved out two days later.

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At Uni I lived with two girls from out of town. They were heavily into their Class A, but weren't interested in cleaning, tidying, or being decent room mates to anyone else in our house.

One of them had a seriously powerful Yamaha amplifier mated to a pair of 350W tallboy active cabinet speakers. Pricy setup.

Queue the obnoxiously over-loud music blasting through the house most nights of the week, while they would get crazy high and essentially rave out with s****y trance music all night.

One day when I had the morning off uni, she went out and had left her door open.
I seized the chance - went in, took the metal case off her amp, and removed the glass fuse. Reassembled, put everything back as it was, and left.

Peace and quiet for the rest of the term. She couldn't figure out what had happened to it, but I played dumb and said she must've blown the amp. Unsurprisingly, both her and the idiot room mate she came with both failed the first term and left.

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Had a roommate that was an absolute slob. Clogged the toilet one day and we (other roommates and I) hounded him to take care of it. He let it sit for a couple months and refused to fix it. Finally we called our landlord and he pulled out coffee filters. Dude was wiping his a*s with coffee filters and flushing them, or at least trying to. Was the worst smelling bathroom ever.

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Had a roommate that played Happy by Pharrell on repeat the year it came out. I'm talking back to back on a loop. It was insane he just would not stop, even by my pleading. It didn't stop until every other roommate got fed up enough as well.

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My roomie left period panties crotch up on the floor. Every month. And would just have clothes EVERYWHERE.

SomethingClever2022 Report

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She had a baby over summer break (did not tell us she was pregnant), babies were not allowed in the dorms so the baby lived off campus with her mom. But she would bring the baby to stay in the dorms if we annoyed her. Asked her to clean the bathrooms = infant in the dorm room crying all night. Asked her to stop eating our groceries = she brought the baby to the dorm for finals week. Didn’t sleep and did terribly on my exams and two different job interviews.

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Well when we moved into the apartment style dorm in the fall, he'd been there all summer doing summer classes. His food in the fridge and pantry were literally rotting. He wasn't there to help, so my friend and I spent a while just getting the cleaning done ourselves. Now when I say rotting, I mean with actual maggots and whatnot. Just nasty stuff. It wasn't our job, but we were gonna have to live there, so we scrubbed it all with bleach and made damn sure the place was f*****g clean. Later that day he came back and cussed us out for us having thrown away all his food. That was just the first day. It didn't get any better the whole semester, after which he moved off campus.

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My sophomore year roommate started a "compost" in an uncovered bucket in the kitchen. It wasn't really compost, though; it had no dirt, no mulch, NOTHING. She was just letting her food rot in the kitchen.

She essentially drove all of us out of the apartment, and when we moved out, the vacuum broke, so the carpet wasn't as pristine as we had hoped. So then she texted us to chew us out for leaving the apartment "dirty."

10 years later and I still get phantom smells of the compost.

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Not a roommate, but a floormates. This person was absolutely brilliant, like doing grad research at one of the largest research universities in the world during their freshman year brilliant. The thing is… they had no concept of hygiene. Would not shower for months on end. It was nauseating.

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One of my best friends from high school was my freshman dorm roommate. Turned out he was a slob and would stay up til 2am watching TV or listening to music when I had 8am classes. Terrible roommate, but as soon as I moved out mid-year to my own room, we got along great again.

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Me. I was the roommate from hell.

No, but seriously I had a roommate straight up punch me in the face because I told everyone any dishes in the sink I will wash and put in the dishwasher. I was never taught about cast iron skillets so it was in the sink for like two days and I thought I was being nice washing it for him. He physically assaulted me.

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I dated a girl that had a roommate from China, that had horrifically bad teeth, and no sense of space or humor.

I went over one time and she was screaming at her bc she had divided the sink in two, and you could only use your side, but the water from her side got the other side wet.

She really needed professional help.

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Mine wasn’t in college but shortly after, I bought a house and my buddy at the time needed a place to stay. After dropping a bunch of money on this house I thought it would be a good way to make some money back. Plus he was a nice guy. It was a small 1,000 Square foot house. The first month was good but after that it was downhill. He never paid me rent/utilities again after that, He came home one night hammered one night and ran into my garage door completely knocking it off the rails and bending the shaft the spring is on. He told me he would fix it. He never did.. his girlfriend who I didn’t even know would come over when I was at work and eat my food I bought and leave the dishes and the food she didnt eat in his room so there was rotting food/drinks all over his room. He invited his 2 sisters and Mom over to stay with us for a week without asking me. Which was just 3 more mouths for me to feed, they pretty much took over my house I was confined to my room. After 4 days I finally told them they had to go. His sister put a hole in my drywall, the house was FILTHY! I spent 2 days cleaning while he disappeared only to come back at like midnight. The final straw was coming home and walking in smelling something burning, I ran upstairs and noticed it was coming from his room, I walked in on him smoking pills off aluminum foil. After I evicted him, he asked if he could come back and get his stuff he’d just leave that night. I told him yes to get this nightmare over with, but he was only to take his clothes, TV and Xbox. That was all he came with that was all he needed to take, everything else was mine. I came back he had taken my change jar I had in my room that had probably $300 in it (he was the only one who knew where it was) some collectible action figures I had. He took a lot of my clothes straight out of my closet, My new Bowflex I had just bought 8 months before. and to top it off he took my bed! My whole a*s bed out of my room. I had to spend about $3,000 to fix the problems he caused at my house. Tried to get ahold of him and he blocked me on everything. Haven’t seen or spoken to him since.

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We were friends in high school, with her being a year above me. When she suggested we be roommates my freshman year, I figured it was better than rooming with a stranger.

Turns out she saw me as her BEST friend and became very jealous + possessive when I started making new friends on campus. She demanded a "best friend day" (day where I spent it all with her and only her) when I got into a relationship to prove that I wasn't abandoning her.

On top of that she was extremely sheltered and babied. She would only wash her hair once a week, so that her mom could visit and straighten it for her (no one else could do it right apparently). Which, okay, yes some people just wash their hair once a week... but I'm pretty sure this girl only showered her whole body once a week as well, based on, erm, smells. She claimed she showered everyday, just when I wasn't there.

That roommate situation lasted a year before I couldn't anymore lol.

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