Companies and brands spend millions every year on advertising. The global spending on advertising in 2020 was 674 billion U.S. dollars. In fact, statistics show that in America, a dollar is spent on advertising per person each day. Sometimes, we might be so used to seeing ads we don't even realize we're being sold something.

Nowadays, there are a lot of rules about what's appropriate in an ad and what's not. Back in the day, almost everything was fair game. That's why there were loads of sexist, racist, tobacco, asbestos, and lead-praising ads. We've compiled the most absurd vintage ads for you here. Enjoy and wonder: "How could this have been a thing?"

#1

An Eerily Accurate Ad From 1996 I Found In An Advertising Book

An Eerily Accurate Ad From 1996 I Found In An Advertising Book

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#2

This Has Aged Like Milk Because Google Is A Search Engine With Weather, News Feeds, Links To Sponsors, Ads, And Distractions

This Has Aged Like Milk Because Google Is A Search Engine With Weather, News Feeds, Links To Sponsors, Ads, And Distractions

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#3

An Ad From The 1950s Gives Tips On How To Dispose Of Batteries

An Ad From The 1950s Gives Tips On How To Dispose Of Batteries

The ad advises getting rid of batteries by tossing them in the fireplace, but we know now that doing that is extremely dangerous.

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#4

Mad Magazine From 2002. Covid Flashbacks

Mad Magazine From 2002. Covid Flashbacks

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#5

Nowadays, Kids Will Never Understand The Struggle Of People Trying To Connect To The Internet Using A Phone Line And The Bothering Sounds Of The Whole Process

Nowadays, Kids Will Never Understand The Struggle Of People Trying To Connect To The Internet Using A Phone Line And The Bothering Sounds Of The Whole Process

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#6

Photography Ad In My Dad’s Old Yearbook

Photography Ad In My Dad’s Old Yearbook

This was from the year 1982, when the photography company said "We shoot school kids" in an ad before the number of school shootings in the US increased.

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#7

This Ad From Esso. Now We Have A Global Warming

This Ad From Esso. Now We Have A Global Warming

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#8

A Sexist Vintage Ad Advertising Men's Slacks Called Mr. Legs. "He Didn't Have To Shoot To Floor Her. One Look At His Pants, And She Was Happy To Have Him Walk All Over Her"

A Sexist Vintage Ad Advertising Men's Slacks Called Mr. Legs. "He Didn't Have To Shoot To Floor Her. One Look At His Pants, And She Was Happy To Have Him Walk All Over Her"

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#9

Betty White Became A Hugely Famous, Beloved And Iconic Actress

Betty White Became A Hugely Famous, Beloved And Iconic Actress

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#10

People Inventing Plastic Bags Were Trying To Claim Consumers By Advertising The "Cute" Use Of Plastic Bags For Delivering Children, Which Are Now Known To Be Suffocants

People Inventing Plastic Bags Were Trying To Claim Consumers By Advertising The "Cute" Use Of Plastic Bags For Delivering Children, Which Are Now Known To Be Suffocants

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#11

The Addis Wedding Set, "Every Bride's Coming Home Outfit" 1980s

The Addis Wedding Set, "Every Bride's Coming Home Outfit" 1980s

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#12

Sadly, Everything Is Worse Now

Sadly, Everything Is Worse Now

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#13

Imagine Seeing An Ad Like This Today

Imagine Seeing An Ad Like This Today

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#14

Iranian Advertising Before The Islamic Revolution, 1979

Iranian Advertising Before The Islamic Revolution, 1979

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#15

"He Used To Duck Me, Now He Dates Me" Nadinola Bleaching Cream, Ebony Magazine, May 1963

"He Used To Duck Me, Now He Dates Me" Nadinola Bleaching Cream, Ebony Magazine, May 1963

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#16

This Ad In 1936

This Ad In 1936

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#17

An Electric Spanker For Unruly Children

An Electric Spanker For Unruly Children

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#18

This 1994 Advertisement For Lighter Skis

This 1994 Advertisement For Lighter Skis

The ad compares buying lighter ski equipment to "Losing the Twin Towers," which eventually happened on 9/11, about 7 years after this was published.

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#19

Union Carbide Advertisement From 1962 "Science Helps Us Build A New India"

Union Carbide Advertisement From 1962 "Science Helps Us Build A New India"

The 1984 Bhopal gas tragedy at the Union Carbide India Limited (UCIL) pesticide plant in Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, India. It is considered one of the world's worst industrial disasters. The parent company had to sell its entire stake in UCIL and leave India.

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#20

Ironized Yeast Ad For Weight Gain In The 1930s

Ironized Yeast Ad For Weight Gain In The 1930s

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#21

1950s Cigarette Ad Claiming No Throat Irritation Comes From Camel Cigarettes. Now It's Proven That It Causes Throat And Lung Cancer

1950s Cigarette Ad Claiming No Throat Irritation Comes From Camel Cigarettes. Now It's Proven That It Causes Throat And Lung Cancer

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#22

Advertisement For United Airlines (About 15 Years Ago)

Advertisement For United Airlines (About 15 Years Ago)

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#23

An Ad From An American Magazine, 1939. Lead Was Banned In Most European Countries By The 1940s, But Not Until 1978 In The US Because Of Lobbying

An Ad From An American Magazine, 1939. Lead Was Banned In Most European Countries By The 1940s, But Not Until 1978 In The US Because Of Lobbying

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#24

Promoting Sugar As A Healthy Thing In 1971

Promoting Sugar As A Healthy Thing In 1971

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#25

Well, She Was Very Wrong

Well, She Was Very Wrong

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#26

"Successful Marriages Start In The Kitchen"

"Successful Marriages Start In The Kitchen"

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#27

Ad On The Back Of An Old Comic. Nowadays, This Would Not Go Well

Ad On The Back Of An Old Comic. Nowadays, This Would Not Go Well

This is an advertisement for a child to purchase a toy rifle, touting its realistic look and sound. A child carrying this toy today would be very poorly received.

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#28

Twin Towers World Trade Center Brochure Circa 1975

Twin Towers World Trade Center Brochure Circa 1975

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#29

In The Top Right Corner, It Says "The Largest And Safest Steamer In The World," Only For It To Hit An Iceberg Later. Clearly, It Wasn't Safe

In The Top Right Corner, It Says "The Largest And Safest Steamer In The World," Only For It To Hit An Iceberg Later. Clearly, It Wasn't Safe

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#30

Creepy Old Lysol Advertisement

Creepy Old Lysol Advertisement

Lysol used to be used as a means of birth control before the pill was legalized in the 1960s. That's what they mean by "dainty feminine allure," having the energy to be a loving wife without the babies.

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#31

"I Suffered From Menstrual Cramps." - When Men "Suffered" As Much As Women (1968, Femicin Ad)

"I Suffered From Menstrual Cramps." - When Men "Suffered" As Much As Women (1968, Femicin Ad)

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#32

USHA Sewing Machine Ad From The 1970s: "Train Her To Be An Ideal Housewife. Buy Her An USHA Sewing Machine"

USHA Sewing Machine Ad From The 1970s: "Train Her To Be An Ideal Housewife. Buy Her An USHA Sewing Machine"

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#33

This Oil-Disposal Tip

This Oil-Disposal Tip

Terrible advice on how to dig a hole in your garden to dispose of engine oil and let it be absorbed into the soil.

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#34

In 1913, Someone Predicted That Birth Rates Would Have Declined All The Way To Zero By Now, And We'd Look Like Aliens Because Of Baby Formula

In 1913, Someone Predicted That Birth Rates Would Have Declined All The Way To Zero By Now, And We'd Look Like Aliens Because Of Baby Formula

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#35

Lead Was Used Extensively Before Being Banned In The US. This Ad Captures How Lead Was Extremely Frequent In Everyday Life

Lead Was Used Extensively Before Being Banned In The US. This Ad Captures How Lead Was Extremely Frequent In Everyday Life

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#36

6 Kids At 22? The Astonishing Mrs. Highfield For Rinso's Soap. Australia, 1953

6 Kids At 22? The Astonishing Mrs. Highfield For Rinso's Soap. Australia, 1953

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#37

Vintage Cigarette Print Ad Touting It Is Popular Among Doctors, Which Is Supposedly A Good Thing And Somehow Probably Helps Health

Vintage Cigarette Print Ad Touting It Is Popular Among Doctors, Which Is Supposedly A Good Thing And Somehow Probably Helps Health

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#38

An Ad For Drummond Sweaters From 1959. Oh, How Advertising Has Changed

An Ad For Drummond Sweaters From 1959. Oh, How Advertising Has Changed

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#39

Lorillard's Chewing Tobacco, 1893

Lorillard's Chewing Tobacco, 1893

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#40

"They'll Be Wild About You In Van Heusen Venturous Print Sport Shirts" (1951)

"They'll Be Wild About You In Van Heusen Venturous Print Sport Shirts" (1951)

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#41

This Ad From Time Magazine In 1997 Promotes Plastic. Meanwhile, People Are Trying To Replace Plastic Because It’s Harmful To The Environment

This Ad From Time Magazine In 1997 Promotes Plastic. Meanwhile, People Are Trying To Replace Plastic Because It’s Harmful To The Environment

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#42

Secret Anti-Perspirant Ad In 1965. It Implies That Women’s Body Odor Is A Result Of Emotions

Secret Anti-Perspirant Ad In 1965. It Implies That Women’s Body Odor Is A Result Of Emotions

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#43

The Message Is Perfectly Simple: Just Stop Being Fat

The Message Is Perfectly Simple: Just Stop Being Fat

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#44

"Are You Making Your Children Pay For Your Weight Problem?" - Sugar Information, Inc. Ad (1966)

"Are You Making Your Children Pay For Your Weight Problem?" - Sugar Information, Inc. Ad (1966)

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#45

Wash Away Fat And Years Of Age With La-Mar Reducing Soap. Woman's Companion, 1923

Wash Away Fat And Years Of Age With La-Mar Reducing Soap. Woman's Companion, 1923

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#46

This 1968 Frigidaire Ad Is Special

This 1968 Frigidaire Ad Is Special

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