Distance and time.

Girls especially are good at hiding.

My mother: "I'm so sick of you blaming ME!" -- Mom, you literally used to beat me daily, told me I'd grow up to be a white-trash gutter-scum alcoholic junkie like my bio mother, told me I should be "grateful" you adopted me, and one pressed a gun to my throat when I was 6 and told me you'd kill me if my dad left on a business trip (as if I had any control over that.) So yes. I DO blame you XD

This is super nice, actually!

How do you know that answering an email *isn't* a life or death situation?

I wish I was confident enough to say stuff like that

yea, it usually take me months, once i was feeling anxious about cleaning my room and i procrastinated till the next year

The Waltons episode close, circa 2024.

They look so judgemental too

ha! so true

so fing real like after I send a message I always have to say "sorry btw if that sounded mean I didn't mean it to" or when ppl use grammar I always think they're mad at me like broo

Does adding chocolate work for your brain?

mhm

Are you okay? - No, but I'm funny!

Fast predators make for faster prey, and those are all crucial job skills.

omg yea fr like how tf does that workk

Words I've actually spoken - "It's like you have a big bucket of sh|t strapped to your chest and you twist and turn constantly, but when anyone tries to help you shout "MINE!" and hang on for dear life."

wish i could do that

Learning to love yourself is like a quadratic equation because you have to solve multiple problems simultaneously while missing crucial information.

Just because I can't believe it doesn't mean I don't want them to believe it.

we r in a simualtion

too real

probably cause you will be

yep

damaged and ugly describes me better

A whole 4 hours?! Steady sleep? Not all broken up in small naps and sudden awakenings and being unable to immediately go back to sleep? Wow. That’s my goal.

yea that's literally where I should be

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH funniest thing ive heard all day