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A one-liner is well and fine if you need a quick joke to brighten up the mood. Yet, sometimes, the need arises for something longer, more along the lines of a funny story. But we all know how these situations tend to go—if you need to remember an entertaining story that has actually happened to you, your mind goes blank, and now the moment to shine is missed. There’s a cure for that, though—a long joke! That’s right; we’ve gathered loads of funny long jokes in this article, so you’ll never run out of endearing things to say (that is if you learn at least one of them by heart).
So, what should you expect from these story jokes, you might ask? Well, a variety of dizzyingly charming topics, for starters! If you need a hilarious joke about animals—there are at least a couple of those in here. A cool joke about geography? You bet your fur! Cars, camping, and even baking—all of these topics are discussed in these funny jokes that are long, entertaining, and purely hilarious. Just take your pick!
Now, the main question here is this—are you ready for our selection of only the best long jokes ever? If the answer is positive, scroll down below to check them all out! Once you are there, give the jokes you’ve enjoyed the most your vote and share this article with your friends afterward.
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#1
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"
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#2
My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing.
I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.
#3
After a prolonged drought when the rain came, all the animals in the forest were happy except the Kangaroo. When the others asked him what the reason was for such sadness, the Kangaroo revealed that the rain meant that all its kids would now be playing inside.
#4
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone. It's my way or the Huawei.
#5
A racist man called me a terrorist for having long hair, a long beard, and being Middle Eastern.
Later I saw him at church giving a speech about how everyone needs a Middle Eastern guy with long hair and a beard in their lives.
#6
I was visiting the house of a distant cousin when I saw that he was playing chess with his cat. I said that it had to be the most intelligent cat ever. My cousin replied, "Absolutely not! She has lost all her matches!"
#7
After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...
"Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time".
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