"Yes, Cleopatra may be upset but Julius has most definitely a great taste. I can't disclose too many details....yet."

"Well Picasso, you nailed it! Don't make me any offer, I'm not gonna sell it."

"I crashed into Einstein office to teach him the iconic tongue pose. He will need it 10 years the future."

"Turns out he is upset because I lost the rake. I know, not the best time to ask her out for a date."

"We were 301...but I was left out of the story because I like to party."

"The legendary lost city of gold. Trust me, stop searching for it. History books never told you about the mosquitoes."

"I'm pretty confident they have never seen a bald man before. What a view."

"I colonized Mars with my camping tent so Elon Musk doesn't have to."

"I just said 'what a nice view for a painting', all credits to Van Gogh."

"I know, I'm looking sharp (ladies stop DM thanks). It's only evolution. One day, it'll be clear what the chimp is holding a white..."

"To some degree I can say that my right hand painted a Dalí."

"I took President Lincoln to the Mount which will have his face carved on 79 years in the future. He did smile (once)."

"It may look like I'm losing but...yes, ok, I'm losing."

"I'm struggling only because we are using the left hand."

"So, it is getting a bit messy. I told them I was a messenger of the Gods. I know, I know... Also, I was chit chatting with Ulysses and... I may have mentioned to hide a bunch of soldiers in the wooden horse, hopefully I haven't f**ked up your future."

"Sometimes...we just have to believe". "Merry Christmas (my early present was a new tooth...it took quite a few centuries)."

"Apologies. I'm not as beautiful as you are used to see me. Got hit by a barbarian stone."

"I warned him that was a tough battle."

"Laaaaand" "Now, I don't wanna brag but... After months of sailing Columbus was lost in the Oceans and well let's say I may have kinda suggested the correct direction... He was still convinced to approach India but then surpise surprise we found America. You're welcome guys."

"Did you notice that the version of the Mona Lisa you have in your present has something familiar?"

"I'm not involved in the Twitter deal, but I may have some responsibility for the Tesla technology. He showed me his AC invention, I gave him a glimpse of the future."

"I went to visit 'The Gold Rush' filming studio set. Apologies the flash light got me."

"I mean... Drunk a few breakfast whiskeys in the saloon down the road and the dude got upset."