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50 Dark Humor Jokes That’ll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing

Let’s be honest: dark humor jokes are not for everyone. Not for every place, either. You have to be able to read the room almost perfectly in order to get the best reaction to these twisted jokes. Don’t go around strangers cracking dark jokes. You never know the backstory of the person and how they will react to your dark humor jokes with no limits. But if you’re in a circle of close friends whom you know are open to this kind of humor, crack away!

This type of humor can really make your stomach hurt. A dark joke can consist of many things, and you can flavor it to fit any occasion. Some of them are straight-up offensive jokes, others can involve a gut-bending plot twist. There are even some dark humor dad jokes! But, as we mentioned, it takes two to tango, so the recipient of the joke is just as important as the corny joke itself.

What Are Some of the Best Dark Humor Jokes?

If you are looking for the very best dark jokes to tell your friends, we’ve got you covered. Bored Panda community voted for and picked the very best ones. Hence, we’re confident that the first ten entries on this list can be dubbed the top 10 dark humor jokes on the internet.

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#1

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

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#2

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

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#3

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

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#4

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

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#5

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

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#6

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

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#7

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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#8

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

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#9

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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#10

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

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Funny Dark Humor Jokes
These pocket-sized punchlines pack a wallop of clever and edgy humor in just a few words. You might be unable to suppress your laugh at these short dark humor jokes with no limits. They challenge the convention and dare you to chuckle at life’s darkest absurdities.
However, if you are looking for even more macabre humor, we’ve got plenty more prepared for you. So go ahead, and laugh at these morbid jokes. Promise we won’t tell anyone!

#11

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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#12

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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#13

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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Dark Dad Jokes
Universally, dads seem to have nailed a joke formula that can both delight and embarrass family members simultaneously. But sometimes they dangle at the edge of darkness that may make you go, “Whoa, that was savage!” These dark-humored dad jokes take a deliciously dark turn!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a tree. “Don’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man says, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Why did Grandma miss the funeral? She wasn’t a mourning person.

#14

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

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#15

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"

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#16

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.

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Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes
These dark humor knock-knock jokes delve into the macabre, the absurd, and the taboo with a devilish sense of humor. These knock-knock jokes may make you chuckle and squirm at the same time. Guessing what lurks behind that imaginary door? Let us tell you.
Knock! Knock! “Who’s there?” Lettuce. “Lettuce who?” Please let us out of the basement.
Knock! Knock! “Who’s there?” Dwayne. “Dwayne, who?” Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
Knock! Knock! “Who’s there?” Howie. “Howie, who?” Howie gonna hide this body?!
Knock! Knock! “Who’s there?” Control Freak. Okay, now you say, "Control Freak, who?"

#17

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

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#18

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

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#19

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing Turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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#20

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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#21

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

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#22

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

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#23

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

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#24

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."

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#25

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

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#26

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

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#27

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Being a sniper is awesome.

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#28

My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.

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#29

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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#30

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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#31

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

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#32

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

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#33

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it.

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#34

I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

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#35

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo.

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#36

"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. "Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live." "That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you for two days."

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#37

Since the pandemic started, my wife just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let her in.

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#38

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

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#39

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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#40

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

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#41

I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.

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#42

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.

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#43

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.

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#44

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

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#45

Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

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#46

"Welcome back to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today!"

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#47

50 Dark Humor Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.

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My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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