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98 Movie Jokes For Hardcore Cinephiles

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You’re the cinephile of your group of friends. You’ve seen every movie on those lists of the best films of all time. You’re always up to date on the latest news about the hottest celebrities. Your watchlist on IMDb is endless and you can rattle off trivia about any great film ever made. You love going to the cinema as much as you love watching the newest flick curled up in bed with a bowl of popcorn (extra butter, of course).

Congratulations! If the description fits you like a glove, you’re officially eligible for our collection of movie jokes and puns! I mean, if you weren’t such a movieholic, you wouldn’t get some of these movie-themed jokes anyway. Test your knowledge and have some fun in the process with our list of funny jokes about films!

We’ve gathered everything from cinema jokes to movie puns, celebrity jokes, and everything in between. You’ll have plenty of material to work with when you need a quick joke or pun for those days when you just can’t think of anything funny on your own.

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#1

Life tip: watch the movie "Jaws" backwards.
It is a heartwarming story about a giant white shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

31points

#2

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

27points

kirara2516 2 years ago

A good joke, this one was, mmmm.

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#3

My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange for movie night, but I said no.
I had Stranger Things to watch.

25points

#4

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.

24points

Carter Allen 2 years ago

LOL scrolling through and saw this. New joke added to Data base

0points

#5

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
"Mufasa!"

24points

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#6

Ever hear about the movie called "Constipation"?
It never came out.

24points

Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago

*chokes on bread roll*** lol

1point

#7

A girl is fed up with her boyfriend's unhealthy obsession with detective movies, and wants to break up with him.
Girl: "This is too much. We really should split up."
Boy: "Good idea, we can cover more ground that way."

22points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Okay, this one got a chuckle outta me.

4points

#8

I made a movie about farm life... But the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny.

22points

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#9

What’s a climate activist’s favourite movie?
"Mad at gas car".

22points

IamMe 2 years ago

When my son was little he thought the movie was called Magic A$$ car.

5points

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#10

I don’t get why so many people have an issue with The Kardashians show.
I like to compare it to the Lego movie with all of the plastic parts moving around.

21points

Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago

🤣

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#11

Netflix: Do you want to watch a 10-hour movie?
Me: No way! Are you insane?
Netflix: How about I break up the movie into ten 1-hour episodes and you see them all in one sitting?
Me: I am in!

20points

#12

Stallone: "I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi."
VanDamme: "I’ll be Mozart."
Schwarzenegger: "Stop it guys I’m not saying it."

20points

#13

I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no nudity and no profanity.
It was a little overrated.

18points

#14

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.

17points

#15

What is Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?
"Frozen".

15points

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#16

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers.

15points

#17

Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It’s a blockbuster.

15points

Chase Sisk 2 years ago

true

0points

#18

How did Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.

14points

#19

I would like to appear on Celebrity Apprentice with Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I don't want to be Terminated.

14points

#20

Is your name Ariel?
Because I think we mermaid for each other!

14points

#21

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every Movie has a cast.

14points

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#22

I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris. Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

13points

#23

I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome.
It captured me even though I didn't like it at first, but by the end I absolutely loved it.

13points

#24

What's a bee's favorite Disney movie?
"Beauty And The Bees".

13points

kirara2516 2 years ago

It'd 'bee' funnier if a real title was used, like "A Bug's Life."

2points

#25

How did Will Smith steal $10 from millions of people?
All he had to do was Focus.

12points

kirara2516 2 years ago

I don't get it.

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#26

Why shouldn't Tom Cruise remarry?
Because marriage is a Risky Business.

12points

#27

What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
James Blonde!

12points

#28

What is the most unrealistic part of the newest James Bond movie?
A Brit with a full petrol tank.

12points

#29

What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted?
Nothing, he was already stuffed.

11points

#30

What does RIP stand for in district 11?
Rue Is Perfect.

11points

#31

Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.

11points

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#32

Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie?
It's the one rated Arrrrrrrr.

11points

#33

I won't watch a Nicolas Cage movie unless it's done in 60 seconds.

11points

kirara2516 2 years ago

I dont mean to be Crood, but I hear its a real National Treasure.

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#34

Harrison Ford is getting so old his next movie is going to be called "Indiana Bones and The Battle with Osteoporosis".

11points

#35

What Jedi can you eat?
Obi Wan Cannoli!

11points

#36

What do you call a gunslinger with glasses?
Squint Eastwood.

10points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Actually, having glasses fixing the squinting. I think you meant "in need of glasses."

1point

#37

Why did Katie Holmes stop pretending to be in love and divorce Tom Cruise?
Because it was Mission: Impossible.

10points

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#38

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.

10points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Mmmm cookies.

0points

#39

What do you call it when Batman attends Church?
Christian Bale.

10points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Robin: "Holy bible, Batman!"

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#40

What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious.

10points

#41

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about cooking?
A Few Good Menus.

10points

#42

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A Transfarmer.

10points

#43

Is your dad Liam Neeson?
Because I'm Taken with you.

10points

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#44

My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie...
Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

10points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Hey, she got what she asked for.

1point

#45

When does Oliver Stone go to Dairy Queen?
Any Given Sundae.

9points

#46

Jack Black doesn't always make scary movies, but when he does it gives you Goosebumps.

9points

Freya grant 1 year ago

Loll

0points

#47

That awkward moment when you cut open a pineapple and look for Spongebob Squarepants.

9points

#48

What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
Spi-dough Man.

9points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Well, he did deliver pizzas in the sequel

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#49

A lot of people think the movie "The 5th Element" is exciting.
Personally I think it's boron.

9points

#50

What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.

9points

#51

Why shouldn't you cyberbully creepy little girls?
You might get Unfriended.

8points

#52

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

8points

#53

When does a movie star celebrate her 5th wedding anniversary?
After she's been married 5 times.

8points

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#54

What is the difference between Slumdog Millionaire and Slimeball Billionaire?
Slimeball Billionaire is a movie about Bernard Madoff.

8points

#55

Do you remember when Billy Crystal took Meg Ryan out to dinner?
It's When Harry Fed Sally.

8points

#56

Why does no one on iCarly have a dad?

8points

#57

My girlfriend watched a couple of Kevin Hart movies and now she believes she can Think Like A Man Too.

8points

#58

Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
Yeah, it was MARVELous!

8points

#59

Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships...
Its called 'Scarf Ace'.

8points

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#60

What's a pirate's favorite Christmas movie?
"It's A Plunderful Life".

8points

#61

Did you see the new movie they made about an air conditioner?
Wasn’t a fan.

8points

#62

Matt Damon is to star in a new movie about a man who has accepted Jesus as his Savior or Redeemer.
The Bourne Again Christian.

8points

#63

I saw a movie where a guy tried to shoot open a lock, but the heat from the bullet actually fused the metal together so the door wouldn't budge.
Now that's what I call a shotgun welding.

8points

#64

Did you see that movie with the bugs living together in an apartment?
It's about ten ants.

8points

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#65

Why did the cat never finish the movie?
It kept hitting paws.

8points

#66

The movie "Speed" didn't have a director...
Because if "Speed" had direction, it would have been called "Velocity".

8points

#67

I'm gonna make a movie about a man with a speech impediment during world War 2.
I'm gonna call it "Schindler's Lisp".

8points

#68

What do you get when you squash together a game and a disney movie?
Aladdin's Creed.

8points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Actually, you get a kid with clown shoes wielding a key sword in a games story so complex and confusing, you still dont know what's all going on several games later.

1point

#69

What should you do if you see Russell Brand holding a guitar?
Get Him To The Greek.

7points

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#70

Did you hear about the teacher who was fired for giving his students homework?
Apparently, it was called "Project X".

7points

#71

Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
Apparently, he'd been in A Few Good Men.

7points

#72

Why couldn't Dorothy tell the bad witch from the good witch?
Because she didn't know which witch was which.

7points

#73

Woody Allen is a great film maker. Do you know there is one movie that he really wished he actually have made?
"Father of the Bride".

7points

#74

I don't want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.

7points

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#75

What is a cow's favourite movie?
Moo-lan.

7points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

1point

#76

What do you call an overweight E.T.?
Extra Cholesterol!

7points

#77

What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
Ghost blisters.

7points

kirara2516 2 years ago

That was bad.

1point

#78

Why does Quentin Tarantino refuse to make movies with digital cinematography?
Because he's the reel deal.

7points

#79

Did you know that in the James Bond movies, all the action/risky scenes were performed by agent 0014?
Of course, he was, after all, his double.

7points

#80

I'm thinking of watching a good movie with my girlfriend.
Can anyone recommend a good girlfriend?

7points

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#81

Did you hear that Clint Eastwood opened a preschool?
It's called "Go Ahead and Make My Day Care Center".

6points

kirara2516 2 years ago

....wow.

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#82

Why should you really be sure before you see a movie with Lake Bell and Owen Wilson?
Because there is No Escape.

6points

#83

What if LeBron James quit basketball and became an actor?
It would be a Trainwreck.

6points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Considering another basketball star died in a Helicopter crash, I didn't find this funny.

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#84

What does Drew Barrymore need to become a pop star?
Music and Lyrics.

6points

#85

I don't need a little boy to tell me Heaven Is For Real.

6points

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#86

I'm no lifeguard but your baewatch me.

6points

kirara2516 2 years ago

.....what?

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#87

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't like Star Wars, there's something wrong with you.

6points

kirara2516 2 years ago

New or old? Classic is great, new stuff is c**p and people are justified if they don't like it.

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#88

Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!

6points

#89

Why did the vampire give up acting?
Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

6points

#90

What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
R2 detour!

6points

#91

Did you see the movie about the dinosaurs that couldn’t find the herbs?
It was the Land Before Thyme.

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#92

What do you get when you drop Sixteen Candles on your favorite actor?
John Bar-B-Cusack.

5points

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

wow

0points

#93

What was the movie "Superbad" originally about?
A heart-warming tale about Lindsay Lohan's driving record.

5points

#94

Miley Cyrus was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama.

5points

kirara2516 2 years ago

Jokes are supposed to be funny, right?

3points

#95

I stopped paying attention to movie reviews after critics raved about The Green Mile.
Great concept, but terrible execution.

5points

kirara2516 2 years ago

That was bad.

1point

#96

The movie "Turning Red" takes place in Toronto, Canada in the year 2002.
It's a period piece.

5points

kirara2516 2 years ago

I don't if I should call this bad or good. Its a Schrodinger's joke.

1point

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#97

What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened?
Google: "Could you be more specific?"

5points

#98

If Peeta were a ginger, would he be called the gingerbread man?

4points

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

no

0points

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