i relate… noises are baby's parent worst nightmare

AAAAAHHHHH

Oops.

Nice to see a positive one. :)

Lol Fake. No new mom or dad gets four hours of sleep.

This is part of the reason why I don't want kids. The idea seems nice, but I have a fear of not getting enough sleep.

Me but in theatre

This is my cat. Lots of toys, she prefers trash from the trashcan

The second you get teeth the party is over!

I think everybody is the right.

Correction: When the baby makes Daddy go to sleep.

Smart baby

Oh god, I forgot about this....

16 years later in public...

Baby blues... They can be very very harsh 😑

This is a thing

Does anyone else see the tilted toilet lol

It’s amazing how far it goes!!

It’s hard to have guests over cause I have to wear a top.

Lactating females of any species require more calories and nutrition. Milk production makes high demands of the body.

Lol

*Thinks of article Things That Look Like Other Things*

Every mom wants those arms

Lets gooooooooo comeon score that goal

Getting anything done is virtually impossible...

21 days later...

She's lucky to have a good older one. Sometimes parents just have to go through living hell because both the older and the younger one are synchronised in causing trouble.

There is no weekend with a baby. Or maybe it is, but you don't know because you don't know what day is.

Breast feeding pillows? Boring! Let's try the football position, just to see if mom can do it and when she perfects it, let's try something completely different, like those plastic nipple covers and then.. ...

Scotch tape? Amateur.

Thank you so much to the illustrator for this! I'm so happy that other women felt my pain with this damn thing!

And let's not forget the fact that the newborn babies in movies are all perfectly clean and look about 3 months old