Moms Share The Weirdest Things Their Kids Have Ever Done

Motherhood ain’t easy. Some of the stuff that we all put our mothers through when we were too young to remember was so weird and messed up that the only appropriate response would have been laughing or crying. Here are 17 mothers who decided to confess some of the most degrading and WTF moments they’ve had to experience while raising their children.

The confessions were submitted anonymously by guests to the Pump & Dump comedy show hosted by Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula. For more hilarious humor about kids and parenting, check out some of the creepiest or most hilariously honest things kids have ever said or written.

More info: thepumpanddumpshow.com (h/t: huffpost)

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There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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