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While it's not necessarily nice to make jokes about mother in law, it can be a total knee-slapper and gain you bro points when executed in the right place at the right time. Whether it's the right time and place to crack a mother in law joke at your wedding in the groom's speech is very much questionable, so weigh the consequences yourself. P.S. Do not recommend it.
However, there's a reason why mother in law jokes are a thing, and, to add, there're so many of them. It’s no secret that many wedded couples have rather complicated relationships with the parents of their significant other. As the old slogan says, you either love them or hate them. Or you grow to love them. Or you don't and just grow to tolerate them.
Either way, love them or hate them, your special someone's family also becomes your family. You might dislike your mother in law but respect her nonetheless. Oh, the things we do for our significant others... So if you feel like your spouse or MIL would disapprove of funny mother in law jokes, keep those funny family jokes to yourself and have a giggle in private. Or with chums who can relate.
Below, we've assembled a list of the funniest mother-in-law jokes that will surely crack you up or might bring the house down. Literally. Look at some extended family jokes and let us know which you liked the most! And to see even more witticism and jokes about family, check out our assembly of parental humor memes!
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#1
A husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called her mom: "He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you."
Mom: "No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!"
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#2
What’s the difference between outlaws and in laws?
Outlaws are Wanted.
#3
Mother in law got pulled over.
Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?"
She says : "Water."
He says: "It looks like wine!"
She's: Praise the lord, Jesus did it again!
#4
First man: “My mother in law is an angel.”
Second man: “You’re a lucky fella, mine’s still alive.”
#5
"I haven’t spoken to my mother in law for eighteen months – I don’t like to interrupt her."
#6
"My mother in law suffers from acute diabetes and hay fever... I always try to cheer her up with chocolate and flowers."
#7
"I bought my mother in law a chair for her birthday... but my wife wouldn't let me plug it in."
#8
"My mother in law bought a talking parrot, but returned it a week later. “This parrot hasn’t spoke a single word.” She complained. “I haven’t had a chance to!” Replied the parrot."
#9
"My mother in law said she wanted to die a natural death. So I've just dropped her off at the jungle."
#10
"I still remember what my mother in law said just before she died. 'Stop shaking the ladder YOU LITTLE ****!'"
#11
"My family was on vacation in Florida when suddenly I heard someone scream that my mother in law fell into the alligator pool. Not thinking twice, I jumped in... to save the alligator."
#12
"Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother in law drive over a cliff in your new car."
#13
"My mother in law fell down our well last week but she is fine. She stopped crying for help two days ago."
Refael Pelealu (PV) 2 years ago
Stranger from 3 days ago: What's that sound? Me: oh that''s just the troll in the well
#14
"Every time I’m with my mother in law, I wonder who’s running hell in her absence."
#15
"Where's your mother in law?"
"She's in the garden."
"Where? I can't see her."
"You have to dig a little."
#16
What are the two worst things about your mother in law?
Her faces.
#17
“I don’t know what I’d do without my mother in law, but it’s nice to dream about it.”
#18
Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
#19
She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste."
He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
well, my sister's whine tastes like bad breath. and there's an infinite supply
#20
Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow during the dinner and got slapped upside the head by his father right away. But not hard. As was agreed.
#21
First man: “I took my dog to the vet today, because it bit my mother in law.”
Another asked: “Did you put it to sleep?”
The first replied: “No, I had its teeth sharpened.”
#22
A police recruit is asked during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother in law?” He replies, “I’d call for backup.”
#23
A man is walking along the road when he sees his mother in law being attacked by five men. His wife asks, "Aren't you going to help?" The man says, "No five should be enough."
#24
"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother in law to the airport."
#25
"My mother-in-law says I should bury myself in my work. I don't think she likes me and I drive a cement mixer."
#26
Employee: "Can I have a day off next week to visit my mother in law?"
Boss: "Certainly not."
Employee: "Thank you so much! I knew you would be understanding."
#27
"I never forget a face. But with my mother in law, I’m willing to make an exception."
#28
"I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother in law. Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6."
#29
"My mother in law asked for her birthday 'something for in bath'. Too bad she didn't like my toaster..."
#30
A big game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing not far from the camp they came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a tree with a snarling lion facing her. The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.”
#31
"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be?"
"The tiger of course. There are only a few left."
#32
"My Mother in law said to me: 'I’ll dance on your grave, when you're dead.' 'Good!' I said, 'I’m being buried at sea.'"
#33
"I always know when it’s the mother in law knocking at the door, because the mice start throwing themselves on the traps."
#34
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him “There is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us.”
The husband said, “Who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?”
#35
"The police have just released my mother in law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for two minutes before coming to the conclusion he committed suicide."
#36
My wife said: "Can my mother come down for the weekend?"
I said: "Why?"
She said: "Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already."
#37
Why Did the mother in law cross the road?
She thought it was a boundary.
#38
A man finds a lamp, rubs it and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes but whatever he gets, his mother in law will get double. The man thinks for a while and says: “First I’d like a million Pounds. Then beat me half to death."
#39
"The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother in law on the front step. She said, 'Can I stay here for a few days?' I said, 'Sure you can.' And shut the door in her face."
#40
"We were having tea with my mother in law the other day and out of the blue she said, 'I’ve decided I want to be cremated.' I said, 'Alright, get your coat.'"
#41
Bill: "I was sorry to hear that your mother in law died. What was the complaint?"
George: "We haven’t had any yet."
#43
My mother in law came for a visit so I asked her: "How long do you plan to stay?" "Just until I start getting on your nerves", she replied. "Oh, so you won't even stay for a coffee?"
#44
"I've spend the last 10 years looking for my mother in law's killer... but nobody will do it!"
#45
“Oh, I didn’t expect you at work today Mr. Jones, isn’t it your mother in law’s funeral today?”
“Well you know how it is. Work first, then fun.”
#46
"Years ago, my mother in law began reading, “The Exorcist”. She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn’t finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier. I went out, bought another copy, ran it under the faucet and left it beside her bed."
TheElementalGod️️ 2 years ago
It was evil because she is a demon who didn't want to be Exorcised!
#47
"Mother in law came for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep staring at me?' I said, 'Because you're using his plate.'"
#50
What does your mother in law and turkey have in common?
Seeing them once a year at Christmas is the perfect amount.
What do you think ?
Cricketgeeklol 1 year ago
Sorry, what mother in law's actually do? Some of these are so cruel! 😔
Cricketgeeklol 1 year ago
Sorry, what mother in law's actually do? Some of these are so cruel! 😔
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