“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Life rarely turns out exactly how you planned it. Your goals and aspirations can change wildly over the years. And just because you were bookish and got top marks in school doesn’t mean that this is what the rest of your life is going to be like. There are going to be some surprises along the way.

The r/AskReddit online community recently spilled the tea about what happened to the smartest students in their class after they graduated. Scroll down to read their stories and (un)expected twists! And if you were looking for a sign to check up on how your classmates are doing these days, this is it.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Is the federal judge who issued the search warrant for Mar a Lago. Go Bruce!

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Lavern Defazio 7 months ago

Go Bruce!!!!

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up He got his GED at 16, causing massive gossip at his school, then spent several years working various manual labor jobs and drinking very heavily. He eventually went back to school for philosophy, landed a high paying job at Tesla after college, then discovered he was autistic in his 30’s after another MASSIVE multi-year burn out cycle. Recently he started an AI automation agency, and has never been happier. Source: he’s me.

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Tiffany Sauter 7 months ago

Good job, you!!! Life's hard to navigate, even without special circumstances. (I'm classifying being extra smart as special circumstances).

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up He became homeless and jumped from a building 6 years ago. After his death, his mom sent me his Quora accounts where he posted thousands of times in three languages. It was wonderful to read, he was very smart but a broken man.

Miss you Pierre.

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SarDemMin 7 months ago

RIP, Pierre. This world can be a hard place sometimes.

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Book smarts, while certainly powerful and impressive, tend to be overhyped. It is far from the only worthwhile attribute that a person can have. Emotional intelligence, the ability to work in a team, confidence, self-discipline, diligence, patience, and even common sense play very important roles throughout our lives, too.

In the narrow sense, an intelligent person is someone who gets good grades, easily understands new information, quickly sees patterns, and has a good memory. In the broad sense, intelligence means that someone is able to apply the knowledge they have to reach the goals they want or need. Knowing lots of trivia and doing well on tests, while certainly something to brag about, is worthless if it’s not applied in a meaningful way.

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up That would be me. I skipped a year late in high school and won the final year maths, physics and chemistry prizes. I was the only one in the year to take double pure maths.

I got a good engineering degree, started out working in submarine engineering, then military training simulators. Then I moved to Europe and got a job designing wind turbines, then in solar energy and now in networking.

Right now, I'm sat next to my wife in hospital waiting for our fourth child to be born.

Life's not too bad, all things considered.

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160points

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sturmwesen 7 months ago

I kinda like how they put it. Stating the what they did/were without referencing the others or putting them down (not "there were no other students" but "I was the only"). It's subtle but gives the vibe that they are not arrogant.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Won a world series robotics competition on p**s all budget at 16.

Same year a big American military tech company offered to pay for his schooling full ride up to doctorate level. He turned that down because he didn't want to make weapons.

Got a girl pregnant at 18 moved to a Nordic country to be with her and started working as essentially an engineer redesigning big industrial machines (I think he was working on a qualification.) Got kicked out during COVID.

Applied for the secret service. Was made a *very* good offer, turned it down.

Now he has his own company where he designs and runs escape rooms. They're f*****g amazing escape rooms though.

Boy is a genuine genius and has a brain like a corkscrew. His hobby as a kid was to basically create the Easy India Company or decimate the stock market in MMORPGs.

If he went into finance, or stocks, or crypto, or weapons, or any number of fields he would not only excel he would have made stinking amounts of money by now, and he's still in his 20s. However, he is also fully aware of his own sociopathic tendencies and what amoral s**t he'd do in that environment.

So he decided to bend his genius locking people in little rooms and forcing them to find their way out... but you know in a fun way.

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Charm Hockaday 7 months ago

So...chaotic good?

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Shared a Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

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Dingooo 7 months ago

Sharing is very Nobel.

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The MIT Technology Review points out that the most successful people (in terms of wealth) are not the most talented. Rather, they are the luckiest. This idea is supported by research done by Alessandro Pluchino and his colleagues at the University of Catania. The computer model they created found that, in simulations, “the maximum success never coincides with the maximum talent, and vice-versa.”

They explain that luck plays the biggest factor in wealth distribution. “Our simulation clearly shows that such a factor is just pure luck.” They add: “It is evident that the most successful individuals are also the luckiest ones. And the less successful individuals are also the unluckiest ones.”

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up He became an elementary school teacher. Ten years later, he released a kids book.

I definitely thought he'd be president, but I'm glad that people like him are teaching and influencing the next gen.

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Mari 7 months ago

He chose one of the most important jobs.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up They now work for NASA, but only because they're convinced aliens have the answers to their quantum physics homework.

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125points

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Lavern Defazio 7 months ago

Goals.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Graduated high school at 14. Got a degree in aerospace engineering by 18, and works for Boeing last time I checked. He was always a nice kid and got picked on. Glad I was nice to him back then.

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Ameir Haynes 7 months ago

Wow great job of him graduated at 14? So proud of him.

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However, success doesn’t have to correlate with income, assets, and financial prowess at all. It could mean having an active social life, finding time to create and express ourselves, being fit and healthy, or traveling the globe.

An 85-year Harvard study found that by proactively investing in positive relationships, we become more resilient to stress. This leads to us living healthier, happier, and far longer lives. The impact of these relationships is even bigger than exercising or eating well (which are, nonetheless, important, too!).

So, if you reframe success as happiness and longevity, then your main focus shouldn’t be on earning more money, but on deepening your relationships with the people you care about!

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Graduated top of my class, got a job at Google. Walked off a cliff whilst hiking last summer. Damned tragic, still don't get it.

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Bobert Robertson 7 months ago

Working in tech will make anyone want to do the same.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Died from a brain tumour right after he graduated high school. He was dang smart. Could play the piano upside down too.

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Bobert Robertson 7 months ago

How do you hold a piano upside down AND play it?

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up They worked at a McDonalds after high school. Now they are an executive for McDonalds.

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113points

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Tiffany Sauter 7 months ago

When people say they worked for McDonalds, most the time it doesn't end in them being an executive. Good for them.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Valedictorian works for Tesla, salutatorian is now a Buddhist monk in Tibet

Edit: the monk graduated from MIT as an engineer, went to work in Tibet for some project then never left.

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Belladonna Wexhome 7 months ago (edited)

I totally understand this - The older I get the more I think tech is a curse and I want to go back to a more analog time. (Not ALL tech mind you - I don't want to go back to pre industrialization - but - man - life before the iPhone was still not easy or simple but it was pretty freaking good.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Extremely successful doctor. Does plastic surgery to help those with disfigurements.

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merlin 7 months ago

Noble.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up She makes trinkets on Etsy and does open mic comedy. Definitely an interesting path.

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Egg Lady 7 months ago

She sounds really cool

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up He literally became a rocket scientist.

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Russell Tilling 7 months ago

This IS rocket science!

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up The dude in my class got a full ride to Harvard. Did an internship his first summer at Intel and was killed by a drunk driver a few weeks after arriving in California. F*****g couldn’t believe it when it happened 25 years ago. Still can’t really.

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Shark Lady 7 months ago

Drink and d**g drivers should know no peace. There is no excuse to drive intoxicated. There's a special place in hell waiting for them.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Her parents in West Australia in the 1980’s had very narrow old fashioned ideas on women’s role in society. She was never encouraged to do upper school & go to University. Instead the options were get married & have kids, go into nursing or secretarial school. She had no prospects of marriage at the grand old age of 15 so ended up at secretarial school. Series of very poorly paid office jobs all through her life . Except for a 5 year stint where she worked for fashion designers beading fancy dresses. Another very poorly paid job. Absolutely bloody tragic - she could have done anything. She wasn’t just top of our year - in state testing she was in the top 10% . Her sister married young - much to the parents joy. Of course it was an unmitigated disaster & ended in divorce.

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93points

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Carole G. 7 months ago

Parents have already had their lives, live your dreams not their ideals. SMH.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up A friend of mine was top of our class and I was second. We both went to the same university and got Masters degrees. We also both work for NGOs now (he in health advocacy, me in environmental conservation). I keep in touch periodically. We’re both pretty content.

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Russell Tilling 7 months ago

Environmental Conservation is a great vocation!

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up I had a genius classmate, he was talented in every single class from science to arts he just understood it and performed flawlessly. He could rail through a dense textbook and absorb everything like it was a goddamn children's book. He'd read litetature and write mind blowing 1st drafts that were perfectly polished, and full of cunning rhetoric.

He went to a top 10 us college for biology graduated top of his class there.... and then started writing.

Now he's working for Stephen colbert to write content for some show!

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Belladonna Wexhome 7 months ago

People really have no idea how intelligent most hollywood writers are. (I mean - watching Ted 2 I can understand WHY people really have no idea)

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up I got voted most likely to become a billionaire when I was in school because I was considered the “smartest” (I am gifted academically but not very intelligent socially so I always considered myself pretty dumb).

I ended up graduating top of my class at UC Berkeley and right now I’m finishing up my PhD in Mathematics at a pretty well known university. I don’t plan on ever becoming a billionaire with it though 😂, I study math purely because I love it so much that I want to devote my life to it. I got really lucky on some investments during the pandemic and am already retired so I’ll probably just travel around the world whenever I’m done with academia.

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Mari 7 months ago

Maybe you can teach maths in an foreign country

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up I used to hang out with honors students in college. It’s hard to quantify who was the smartest. They’re all bright and I felt like an idiot.

The one I dated ended up going to Europe and is now a CEO of a science company.

Another one ended up being an award winning professor. His wife, who was also an honors student, is now a school psychologist.

That was an interesting one. She came to me for advice. She was being pressured by one school to attend grad school there. Said she was capable of great things in advancing the field. She told me she wanted to be a school psychologist, and she was getting rude comments. Saying she only wanted to not be a researcher because she wanted to stay with her husband. Her heart was in school psychology and working with kids.

So I gave her the “push” and told her to ignore the haters and follow her heart :)

Glad she took my advice into consideration. They’re both incredibly happy!

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Jakobi 7 months ago

You sir may well have been the smartest. Not on things like tests but because you helped others

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Killed themselves by jumping in front of a truck after getting a failing grade from a professor that hated her attending Stanford.

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85points

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Just a boring person 7 months ago

Dang the professor, he shouldn't just be fired, he needs to repay the life of someone who does nothing wrong, but may even be a help to our life!.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Smartest guy in my class was also the schools biggest pot dealer. Principle knew what he was doing but was always outsmarted. Became a surgeon.

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85points

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Mike F 7 months ago

Oy!

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Girl was on her way to medical school and had everything in place to be free of her religious parents(I believe Muslim or some kinda other strict religion) she came out during her speech to the whole school about her gf and to her parents. She got accepted to medical school straight out of hs through special program. I'm sure she's almost a doctor if not one already.

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merlin 7 months ago

Science trumping religion. I like it!

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up It was me! I was valedictorian in 2003, went off to a prestigious school, but came home after a year due to money and family drama. Continued engineering degree but fell deep into drinking after my brother died (suspected suicide but unable to confirm). Decided to get out of that environment and joined the Army...did three deployments, got out, and got married. Went back to college and earned a degree in criminal justice and worked in community corrections for 11 years, ending up in upper admin supervising an entire department. Two years ago, we moved as wife wanted to be in home state with family. Now, I do warranty work on newly built homes (a job I got through a guy I served with). I certainly miss the correctional side of helping people in my hometown, but I make more money now, wife is happier, and our 7 year old is thriving! Life threw some curves, but we're happy and healthy!

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Edward Treen 7 months ago

You're happy, your wife is happy, your kid is thriving, and family's fairly close by. What more could you want from life?

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Got a full scholarship to study Physics at Caltech, even more impressive because our high school is in India. Went on to do his PhD at Princeton, and is now a professor of Physics at a top US university. Even back in high school, students and teachers were convinced he'd win a Nobel prize someday. And he may well do that.

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Cosmikid 7 months ago

Good track record; hope it keeps up. Physics is really 'hot' right now!

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Our Valedictorian died the day after graduation of a ruptured appendix; he was one of the most talented people I had ever met. RIP John Albert Sierra.

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82points

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Mike F 7 months ago

Very sad.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Harvard for college, somewhere else for medical school, became a doctor, married another doctor. Maybe had a kid? She's very smart, so she killed her social media accounts a very long time ago.

We haven't spoken in 20 years at least, but I still remember her fondly when I think of the s**t show that was adolescence.

Edit: I checked, and it was Johns Hopkins for medical school, and she is some niche variant of cardiologist.

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Belladonna Wexhome 7 months ago

Good for her - from what I understand, Johns Hopkins is one of the HARDEST medical schools to get into in the United States.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up I'm working as method development support for research labs and government contracts. After about 10 years of anxiety and depression I turned out alright.

I meditate daily, been married for 8 years, and have a nice little 3/4 acre homestead that keeps me busy.

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nomnomborkbork 7 months ago

Glad you got past that rough ten years.

14points

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Graduated top in HS. Got a full ride government funded scholarship to study overseas.

That’s when everything went downhill. Dropped out during my senior year. Came back to my hometown and was unemployed for 2 years.

Work for a minimum wage job for 2 months and then got an offer to work for a start up company at another state. Earn a decent salary to pay off the debt from the scholarship (didn’t finished my study so I have to pay them in full). After working there for a few years I was appointed as the company’s director, earn a lot of money.

But depression and psychosis was bad. Attempted S**c*de. Almost unalive myself but the rope that i used snapped. Didn’t die. Bummer.

Quit the job. Moved back with my parents. Rest for a year. Attempted s**c*de a few more times so I was basically living in psych ward - parents house for that 1 year.

Moved to a new city trying to start a new life in 2022. Working as a normal 8-5 white collar worker now. Not trying to achieve anything big. Just want to be happy and be content with life now.

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75points

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tresgatos72 7 months ago

Glad you're still alive and well. Best of luck to you!

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up High school class of 1962. Our valedictorian died in Vietnam around 1964. I first heard about it around 2012, so the year may be off.

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nomnomborkbork 7 months ago

That war was such a tragic waste of life, both those who were killed and those who weren't but who can't get beyond it.

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PhD in Astrophysics. Working on getting humans to Mars in 2030. We are all so proud of her. She was also Homecoming Queen senior year of high school.

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Mike F 7 months ago

Good for her!

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The guy built an earthquake detection system that gave people a couple of seconds to get ready before the ground started shaking when he was 16, went to study to be a librarian and ended up living in a farm away from society.

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Linus Nilsson 7 months ago (edited)

So, built a earthquake detection system, master of books, living on a farm away from society. Bet there's a reason he bought the farm, could be the secret bunker in the woods. Every time people come to visit, their cars mysteriously breaks down. Weird lights in the night, phones not working...

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Guy was school's greatest achiever in studies and was schools top athlete breaking all the records. He went to Cambridge and everything, got a doctorate in physics etc. Ended becoming a priest. Lives in a small village in the North.

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Carole G. 7 months ago

He learned how to be happy & at peace without stress or pressure.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Dude was 2 years younger than the rest of us, having skipped 2 grades, 1st chair violinist, IB, AP, wicked smart and an all around nice guy despite having all these stressful extracurriculars and advanced classes. Full ride to anywhere kind of smarts.
Now he's a sports writer and seems to be happier than ever.

Edit: Damn, getting a lot of people asking if it's a sportswriter they know. Apparently the sportswriter industry is a kid genius magnet.

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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 7 months ago

While reading this my brain said "wikkid smaht" cos I have a friend from New Hampshire whose dad says it that way 😆

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Tenured math professor. Got his PhD on math at 26, which is stupid young to actually complete the program.

One year in undergrad he spent the summer working for the NSA in crypto. A team of six FBI agents came to our college (about 1,400) to do a background check. You know how tense it is to be interviewed by the FBI when you are 19, stoned and trying to not stare at the ceiling tile where you hid your stash.

Uncool, man.

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64points

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Mike F 7 months ago

Spicoli?

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up He went to Yale and joined the ROTC. After he graduated he became an Army Ranger and served in Afghanistan. When he left the army he joined a Seminary and became a priest.

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63points

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merlin 7 months ago

That's a 180

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#39

She became a wickedly successful plastic surgeon. She was a bad*ss, super rockabilly/punk Chinese girl. I always thought she was cool.

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Oskar vanZandt 7 months ago

She sounds like the kind of gal I would like to have dated at university...

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up He became a pharmacist, married a model, had a couple kids, bought a big house in our hometown…

Then he got caught writing fake scripts for his friends, lost his license, got a divorce, wife took the kids, and I’m told he can be found at the local bar most nights trying to blackout.

Life can take some crazy turns, eh?

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The Darkest Timeline 7 months ago

In today’s edition of “Smart people who do dumb things”…

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up He had a full ride scholarship to MIT, but apparently took back his acceptance over the summer to open up an art gallery. Last I heard, it was moderately successful.

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60points

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Mike F 7 months ago

I could think of lots worse things to do for a living.

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#42

I went to college, got degrees in Math and Physics, got a job in financial sales, got a d**g habit. Then I was homeless for a spell but got my s**t together and got a job working in retail. Worked my way up to manager, went back to school and got a few more degrees. (Computer Science, Information Assurance, Master's in Computer Science)

Now I'm a software developer with healthy salary and only do *actual* work for ~4 hours a day, tops.

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DoubleDoubleTiredAndTuckered 7 months ago

Good f**king lord, what an awesome story! Bro managed to turn his life around and landed a great job! Good on him!

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#43

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up They're now a successful CEO, but we all secretly suspect they're just using their brainpower to dominate in office trivia games.

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Auntriarch 7 months ago

A noble cause 🤣

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#44

The smartest kid in my class was Mark. He started some internet company, face-something. Whatever. He didn't hook up with peak-Jenny McEntyre like I did.

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Tricia Holmes 7 months ago

Mark somebody....haha

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#45

He is currently director of med student education in psychiatry at a major US teaching hospital. Holds an MD/PHD. Brilliant guy who is also a wonderful human.

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BarkingSquirell 7 months ago

I want an appointment with him!

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#46

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Taught himself Mandarin. Moved to China for I don’t even know what. Developed a heart condition and had to be flown back to the states for medical. I believe he’s back in China now.

Saw him at a party though in college with a blunt and a cigarette in the same hand and a beer in the other. This guy was your typical glasses wearing anti social nerd in high school. Always been a quality human being. I was shocked when I saw him at the party.

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Cosmikid 7 months ago

Ask him for what!! He can tell you. China is vast and ancient- and full of stuff to know.

8points

#47

He left school at 18 to work for the BBC for a year who then paid for him to go to Cambridge to do an all-expenses paid degree on a decent salary.
After about 10 years at the Beeb, he moved to Amazon and became a super senior engineer.
He got cancer when he was around 38 and died within a year. .

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Quwiyint 7 months ago

F**k cancer

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#48

They co founded a site with a silly character. Invested in companies. Wrote a book. Fell in love with and Married one of the greatest female athletes of all time. Has a beautiful family. Still invests in stuff. Living his best life, as we all should.

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cecilia kilian 7 months ago

Alexis Ohanian?

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#49

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up Went to MIT. He makes iPad video games now.

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“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up She was on the dean's list every year in computer science. Aced every test and did better than everyone academically. She works as a secretary for a lawyer now. She genuinely hated programming but her teachers pushed her into computer science because they wanted more women in tech. I still think she could have done better using the degree elsewhere but she also had a really negative mindset and a self defeating attitude.

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Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw. 7 months ago

Be aware …. Doing better means what? My husband and I have advanced degrees and high end jobs. My daughter is at the uni on both an academic and athletic scholarship. The world is her oyster. She s going to be an elementary PE teacher… My mother asks her are you going to live up to your full potential being a PE teacher? I almost lost my mind. What about living up to ones full happiness and contentment potential?’

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What do you think ?

Rayne OfSalt 7 months ago

I have no idea what happened to anyone from my high school and I have no interest in finding out. School sucked.

Mary Guerinot 6 months ago

Rayne OfSalt - Ha! As I was reading these, I was having the same thoughts. I also have no idea, nor really care!

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similarly 7 months ago

One of the smartest, wisest, best-educated people I've known in my life was my father-in-law. He was forced to drop out of school and go work after junior high school by his father who said the family needed the money (because it was post-war Japan, late 1940s). As a teenager, he left home on his own and went to Osaka, where he lied about his age to get a job in a factory. He told me he figured the foreman knew he was lying but assumes the foreman must have thought he was desperate and so gave him a break. In my hometown, he was legendary in the factory district as a safety supervisor. Long after retirement, companies would request he come in to teach safety classes.

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Wendy Me 7 months ago

Is anyone else having problems with no (or minimal) text accompanying the pics on Bored Panda???

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Jess 7 months ago

Yes this app has gone to the shitter I have gone back to reading list verse

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