I get that. It makes me nervous. The ridicule I get in my head is probably actually worse than it would be in real life if I messed something up. But yet...here we are.

I know the names of all of the dogs living in my neighborhood. I cannot, for the life of me, remember their owner’s names. I have the lady in the house next door entered in my phone as “Milo’s Mom” XD

Fitted sheets are a nightmare to fold! I just roll them into a rough cylinder and call it good.

I fit a sheet, a sheet I fit. Upon a fitted sheet I sit!

Most pointless skill ever.

Fold like a regular but stuff the corners into each other. Hey, I don't do it perfectly but at least it's not a stuffed ball in my closet...

I just roll them in a ball. Don't care if my sheets are wrinkley and nobody sees them anyway.

It was such a relief when I finally abandoned this standard. Honestly, who gives a rat's a*s?

Oh man, that is one thing that I know most people suck at but one of the few things I am AMAZING at! Two things I contribute to society: damn good brownies and folding a fitted sheet.

I feel you. I'm glad I'm not the only one that can't fold them. :)

You're supposed to roll them in a ball and throw them in the linen closet. Anything more is too much.

Yet my 80+ year old mom says it's not hard at all. lmao. I don't have 50+ years of experience or perfection of the craft to back me up on that. Thank you, mom.

The trick to getting to the feeling of accomplishment is to start with the fitted sheet and lowered expectations, then fold the flat sheet and pillow cases for the grand finale and a renewed sense of ability.

Last night I just kept repeating, "fitted sheets are stupid" while trying to fold mine.

I work in a hostel. Folded tons of those things. Still catastrophic ^^

I have a theory about folding fitted sheets - it can’t be done. I can provide a very convincing demonstration.

Yep, I know how you feel. I hate folding fitted sheets.

Fold in quarters, nest/stack the corners, lay flat, and fold in the elasticated sides so you have a neat rectangle, which is then easily foldable.

Why fold them? Strip the bed, wash them, put them back on the bed.

I use them as a sort of "basket" for the flat sheet and the number of pillowcases on my bed. That way when I change my sheets, I just grab the bundle in the fitted sheet and I have everything I need.

It's a two people's job.

never even tried

I learned from a YouTube video years ago. It took a while to perfect, but I have and I'm proud of the way my linen closet looks. I guess it really all depends on how willing you are. I'm kind of a perfectionist, so this was my jam. Your experience/patience may differ. :)

Taking complete blood samples, to see if any is of. Deficiency, hormones or 'just' pescy thyroid gland.. and wonder how many sleep better at the sleep study, than at home?

I would think all that sobbing would make them thirsty.

And oversharing! "How's the weather today?" Me: "my mom left with me terrible trauma because of her poor life choices"

This is why I love living on the coast. If you get lost, just walk toward the ocean. When you get there, your choices are Right or Left.

my mom remarked that my chinese handwriting is better than my english handwriting 😆

Love my backup camera but I will still only parallel park if there is absolutely no traffic nearby and lots of room.

Just do 'ugly dancing' then!

I never could whistle

I grew up in a family of teachers... all with perfect handwriting... you can read my signature. Maybe not my other handwriting.

Ow f**k!

Used to be able to do it, but I’ve lost that skill the last few years (76 yrs old). Doesn’t seem to matter much.

Cannot come close to carrying a tune, just awful noises come from my vocal chords. If I forget myself and break into a TV show song, my compassionate cat runs up to my face in a panic, i'm sure, thinking I am suffering some horrific ailment. At church, I have learned to either sit in the front row so I'm singing into a wide open space, or I silently lip sync the words.

I'm good at eating just one bag of chips. Of course, it's a family-sized bag....

I'm bad at holding a conversion , but I'm even worse at starting one. I just never know what to say. Maybe I'm not made to talk.

The last time I made pancakes, it put my partner in the hospital. There was nothing wrong with the pancakes themselves; they were delicious. That was just the day we found out that he has type II diabetes now.

I have a shower and might occasionally splash my face with some water but that's my limit. I own literally no skin care or makeup products. Shampoo, conditioner and body wash are the extent of my self care

I used to play cricket for our local village team, twice awarded "fielder of the year", but everybody (on our team) knew that I could not throw the ball from the boundary. My reactions were sharp and I could run it down quickly, but there always needed to be someone half-way to the stumps to relay it back. But it's a brave batsman who takes another run when the ball is in the fielder's hands.

They put a note in your report card about skipping at school, or skipping school?

I just don't have the attention span. Or a retention span either.

My knitting efforts are often labelled 'religious' ... as in (very, VERY) holey - although I can finger knit like a pro. :D

I can drill a hole...just not necessarily where I'm supposed to drill it.

This is why I married a chef. I burn water.

I mean, if you live in a place with good public transportation it doesn't matter

Cutting straight line, even with a paper cutter!

One bottle of booze is too much & a bathtub of booze isn't enough...in recovery here, so one beer for me is equivalent to throwing away my life

We're supposed to reply???

Me too, embarrassing from a nation where 85% of us live close to the ocean and which thrives on winning swimming medals at the Olympics. I'm the sort of person who would even drown in the Dead Sea

Hold it under cold water (Please refer to Seinfeld episode about shrinkage).

Uncle Roger would have a heart attack if he saw me cook rice. Though I recently got a rice steamer but I'm yet to use it. I'm looking forward to not drowning my rice in the future.

I couldn't either, until I took Spanish. Learning it in a different language sidestepped the crossed wires in my brain. After awhile, I was able to do it in English without having to translate first. A shame OP won't see this.