Well this is just wholesome.

Look who won

Not an ideal date situation but at least his parents are happy. It has to be better than learning that mom is cheating on dad.

You got the assignment wrong. This thread is for bad dates only. This one sounds awesome.

Hahaha... What we see here folks is what cartoons have been trying to depict with the angel and demon on each shoulder

I adore her! Now I’m curious who it was... I looked it up. His name is Mark Anthony "Gator" Rogowski

Wow, that's toxic as all hell. Using your children to guilt women into camping home with you, is just terrible. I feel really sorry for that kid.

How long do you think he sat there, timing your "bathroom break" before he realized what happened?

...literally...

This could easily be one that ended in "and we were married a year later"

What is with this obsession for heights? I really don't get it.

How has that never come up before the date

A sign!!

How was the second date?

Moral of the story: I had no idea how to spell tchotchkes 🤦🏾‍♀️

They say talk about what you know

Yes complete stranger I just met. Stick it up my ass

You shouldn't have followed the location, could have gotten yourself murdered.

Sounds like the pastor was c**k blocking you for his own selfish reasons.

Now you know not to sneak up on the guy

Good for you! I was once told by a guy I had a crush on that he didn't fancy me because he didn't fancy bigger girls.

That's a d**k of a PO.

"Sir!" lol

I think I'd prefer a whole child crawling out rather than half a child

What an absolute douche!

Pathetic!

Well, at least there was some action involved.

I can't help but feel that there's more to this story

Everybody farts

not sure if i should upvote cuz it fits the title or downvote cuz bruh

In his mind you already proved that you're very rich, so you surely wouldn't mind buying him a ps5. Logic....

As much as I agree that this person dodged a bullet, I find it really weird when people go to a restaurant and don’t order anything.

Ouch...