BP thinks your dream job is "being a cat".

This is an excellent choice.

For me, money isn't the immediate issue. The issue is having to deal with people that don't treat their animals as well as I expect them to, then I would need to get said animals back to health. My immediate issue is that I want to be instant karma to the animal abusers and neglecters.

I didn't appreciate this when I was younger but our school librarian was really chill and would basically read all day. Win.

It‘s daunting that there are places where anyone might be afraid to read any book.

I do love being a librarian! Unfortunately, I am a school librarian in Texas where there are fears of books being banned and no education funding and the library position being one of the first to go. We try to focus on the kids and the books which are the best part of the job. I read like crazy and love it but no, there isn't time on the job.

Librarians don't have time to read on the job. You are romanticising our job and it's simply not the reality.

The last person on earth dropped and broke their glasses (the winner of 'shortest horror story ever written by one word")

People are dying to get into that line of work.

Yeah so, where do I sign up?

Me too!

Gotta get cuddles in too.

But you have to be in good shape to do that. I've seen those folks on vids and panda cubs play for keeps! Those little devils are cute as buttons, but they play rough!!

No,you can't be the next David Attenborough. I think Morgan Freeman already has that job.

Not only a job but a life’s mission. 🧡

Then get that superfluous space outta there!

I'm sure getting a job at legoland would be perfect.

They are but soo much time wasted on people being idiots.

Yep, with boarding facilities too. A Dogtel. And you can add a kitty daycare/boarding—-a Catel, or should that be Cattel?—-on the other side of the building. A place that’s a nice, well kept, squeaky clean, and 1000% fun for the animals place, with dedicated, loyal, loving, and qualified staff taking care of the fur babies. I would be kind of firm when hiring help, though. Any hint of not liking both dogs AND cats, and it would be a sorry, not a good fit, thanks for applying and goodbye from me.

Ross was quite successful at it.

I imagine that would include eating a lot of bad meals too.

Great smiles!

Sometimes the simplest is the most pleasing.

You could be Stuart! :) Although he always seemed to hate his job...

So, like a busker?

I'd love to teach classes where attendance isn't mandatory, where people come because they want to learn!

Shuan, what did Gus tell you about being on the internet.

A legit billionaire, that is. Not a wannabe who wastes fortunes because he’s too stupid to know how to run companies his daddy keeps giving him, then lies about what a business wunderkind he is—-and lies about how much money he actually has, and I mean cash and tangible assets, not potential money that may never materialize and pure b******t.

I'd look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man in a month.

Nah, they say simply p**ing is a real hassle.

If it was a historical location and I could dress according to the time period of the event and not only explain what happened but show as much of the context of the time as I could, then hell yeah, I’d be loving every minute of it. It would be like time traveling to the past for me—-and would tide me over until they finally get off their asses and build that damned Time Machine already, ffs.

First class, "why are any of us here?" walk out...that's it. Exam in three months. lol

Took me 30 years to figure out what the job I am best suited for is - placement year coordinator at a university. I saw the very job advertised on my local uni's website but alas the salary was too low. Pity they don't pay on commission, I would smash it!