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Mortician Shares Her List Of 9 Toys That Are Super Dangerous To Kids Based On Her 7 Years Of Experience
Interview With AuthorIf you’ve thought of having kids or already have them, you probably have things you would never give your children or let them do. Sometimes these may stem from personal phobias or your own past experiences, but they may be difficult to explain.
TikTok mortician Lauren is here to validate all of your anxieties about activities, food, and toys that are potentially deadly for kids in her series of viral TikToks.
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Water Beads
Water beads are not allowed in my house, and I will be more than happy to tell you why. The risk is not worth the reward for me when it comes to water beads, and in fact, they were not originally manufactured to be marketed to children. They were actually made for plants, like to help water your plants in the soil. And then some dingdong decided, let's make more money and market these to moms. So they have since become a popular sensory toy object. And there is a mom on this app right now with her daughter in the emergency room because her daughter swallowed one bead.
For this article, Bored Panda reached out to the author of the TikToks, Lauren, to learn more about the dangers she discussed in her videos. Lauren said that it’s important to pay attention to the toys your children play with. As she has become hypersensitive to it, she needs to be sure that there are no choking hazards in her home. She mentions that she ensures this for her own sanity and her children’s safety, as her eldest has autism and her youngest is only two.
Button Batteries
We do not keep or use any toys that contain button batteries. And I will be happy to tell you why. Did you know 3500 Americans swallow button batteries every year? And if your child swallows one, you really only have a couple of hours to get them to an emergency room for medical attention before permanent damage or death can happen? Because these batteries can and will get stuck in your esophagus or your stomach lining. But your esophagus is where the most damage can occur. And a lot of this damage can start within 15 minutes of ingestion. If you cannot completely rid your home of button batteries, I completely understand, but please, please, please, keep them somewhere safe that children cannot get into them and dispose of these batteries properly once they die. If you suspect your child has eaten a button battery, you can give them honey, and I would highly suggest it before you bring them to the ER. This will help give you some time to get there and prevent damage. I know that they are coating these batteries in some sort of substance now to make them taste bad. It doesn't matter, your children will still try to eat them and swallow them.
Amber Necklace
They are made of Baltic amber. And in theory, if a baby wears one, it's supposed to heat up the necklace. And then it releases a little bit of oil that is supposed to get absorbed into the bloodstream, that then helps the baby with teething. And in 2018, a mom did lose her baby to one of these - because of that. This can also happen. The little pieces will fall off or, like kids do, they chew on stuff. I mean, right here, case in point. There is no medical evidence to support that these actually work.
When asked which items are the most dangerous, she emphasized water beads and jump ropes. She says that the beads are particularly bad, as it only takes one to block intestines, and they're difficult to find for doctors, as they don’t show up on scans. They’re just not worth the risk of having in your home. Kids are sneaky, the beads are hard to see on a carpeted floor, and when one can expand to 100X their size, it only takes one fast movement to cause a lot of pain.
Balloons
My dad was actually a paramedic for like 15 or 20 years. So my fear of balloons was actually sparked by my dad. And the stories he would come home with were horrendous. Did you know that balloons are one of the leading causes of choking deaths in children? And most of them involve children under the age of six years old. Your trachea is usually only the size of your pinkie. And if you imagine a child that's quite small, children don't have as much experience blowing up balloons. They suck them right back into their throats. And when that happens, they get stuck in there, and CPR might not help because the balloon might just be inflating and deflating while you're trying to do the CPR. Or if one of these pop, you know how they break into tiny little pieces? Kids put things in their mouth - it's inevitable. If that happens, those little pieces can easily get sucked up right into your trachea and cause choking, and it's almost impossible to get them out. The scariest part for me is the usual process of CPR with the Heimlich maneuver, backpacks, during the sweeping of the mouth. Those don't work when somebody is choking on a balloon piece.
Hammocks
We're talking about the death traps known as hammocks. They've actually recalled so many of these over the years I've lost count. One of the number one calls I would get called on was SIDS deaths in infants. So just trust me when I say I know a thing or two, because I've seen a thing or two. The side-to-side rocking motion in a hammock can cause the infant to roll side to side, and it's very easy for them to become wedged up against the side of the fabric. I know they try to make these trendy and cute for the times. Don't buy one. Don't put your baby in there, please - safe sleep.
Same with jump ropes, Lauren says. She doesn’t want them anywhere near her home. Kids can become entangled in them and suffocate in any number of ways. “I know they seem like such an innocent toy to keep around,” Lauren adds but says that children using them should be closely supervised. Besides that, they should be stored away safely after use, as accidents can happen in the blink of an eye.
Popcorn
Popcorn is not allowed in my house. In fact, giving your children popcorn is one of the quickest ways you can get a ride in an ambulance. My dad was a paramedic for over a decade, and popcorn was on the list of things that I also was not allowed to have as a child. Have you ever eaten popcorn? You know those little kernels that get stuck in your teeth? That can also happen to your children. And those little pieces are so lightweight that they are so easily sucked up back into your esophagus that you can aspirate on them or choke. And the super scary thing about it is you can't get it out even if you remove all the kernels. The irregular shapes and dry texture of popcorn makes it super easy to get stuck. This is probably no surprise to most, but my children are also not allowed to eat nuts for literally the exact same reason.
Play Couch
I'm sure you've heard of these little play couches. I actually own one. Just so you know, I don't mind the play couches, but it's the choices that Pinterest moms are making to celebrate the holidays that are really driving me crazy. I keep seeing themes like this pop up on my feed. And if you follow me, you might already know where I'm going with this. Here's another one. So cute, I know. Okay, I'll tell you, it's the garland. Don't know why it became a new trend, but those are a choking hazard. And not the put it in your mouth kind, I'm talking about the wrap around your body kind. These are meant for household decor, not your nugget's couch shenanigans, Shannon. And the same goes if you put this on your Christmas tree and it's a little too low to the ground. I also hate the light string trend. If you are there watching them - great. But if you're going to set it up as a sleep space, and then go to bed yourself and leave them alone and unattended with the string lights? Ugh, please don't do this. Is that a jump rope? You all know how I feel about jump ropes. This also triggers a lot of things for me, and I do not think it's cute.
Toys aren't the only safety hazards out there, as adults tend to make mistakes that aren't plain to see sometimes. Lauren believes the biggest subtle danger is texting and driving. She mentions that she’s been to death calls where a person was just changing a song as they were driving, and suddenly they were gone. She hides her phone when driving so that there is no way to distract her when driving, as most other drivers are sorely distracted nowadays.
Fidget Spinners
Fidget spinners. I have toddlers, and the biggest issue for me is that these pieces can fall off and become choking hazards. And if your toddlers are anything like mine, it's not "if it's gonna break," it's "when is it gonna break and fall apart." But don't just think that only toddlers can choke on these small pieces. The ones that light up actually have button batteries inside of them. So not only do we have a choking hazard on the little fidget pieces, but now there's the possibility of your child swallowing a button battery and having life-threatening surgery to remove both pieces, the battery and the fidget.
Jump Ropes
Today we are talking about the monstrosity which is known as jump ropes. In fact, if you Google jump rope deaths, you will immediately see why I do not like them. If they are used properly, and supervised by an adult, then sure, they are just fine to have around in your home. For the most part, when children are left unsupervised by an adult, that is when these accidental deaths are happening. Especially on playgrounds with slides and swings. Where kids are getting in trouble with jump ropes is they are not using them how they're supposed to be using them. And instead they're getting creative and hanging them around the playset. They get tangled up in them. And I think you can see where this is going. I also hate toys with strings for the very same reason.
To finish the interview, Lauren shares a sensitive thought about her life: “I’ve been around death my whole life. I grew up in a funeral home. The dead don’t scare me. But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that this job has changed me. In more ways than one. This is just the way I am now, and I’m embracing it. Seeing and caring for the bodies of children over the years has had a lasting effect on me. I’ll do whatever it takes to keep my kids safe.”
She seems a bit too paranoid about such stuff. I understand not letting a toddler near these toys but older kids have at least some kind of common sense to not ingest things that are not edible.
The only reasonable stuff here is the water beads and letting actual babies sleep in a hammock. Everything else is pretty safe for a child at least 4 years old. The writer of this clearly has anxiety issues, and she should seriously get help before she ruins her kids’ lives with overprotectiveness/snowplow parenting.
This woman needs therapy. It sounds like listening to her paramedic dad's horror stories, combined with dealing with dead kids as a mortician, have seriously messed her up.
As an Aspie myself, banning two sensory toys (the Orbeez and Fidget Spinner) doesn't sound like a great idea if her kids actually need them if they grow up and show signs of Autism/ADHD And banning popcorn and skipping ropes just sounds TOO overprotective. I was banned from trampolines and skipping ropes too and I was the class weirdo because I'd have to sit out and watch as the other kids played with them. If you ban your kids from things that most other families see as normal and mundane you just damage their social interactions. Regarding the popcorn thing, banning food because you could choke on it...? So like... MOST FOODS? The bit that makes me facepalm the most is the fact that these bans are going aren't going to stop when they get older. I get not letting a baby go on a hammock or have balloons, but a ten year old isn't going to die of hammocks or jump ropes and they're smart enough to know not to swallow batteries. Her kids are just gonna grow
It's completely understandable to be paranoid about certain objects when you've seen 1st hand the death of small children from them but these probably aren't even in the top 1000 most dangerous things for children (with the exception of batteries). The number 1 cause of death for kids under 5 is drowning. Pools and bathtubs are where parents should be extra watchful. Automobiles are the next most dangerous and the number 1 cause of death for kids 5 and over. In the US it's not practical in most cases to stop driving your kids but if a parent is going to be over the top paranoid about child injury they're better off increasing vehicle safety measures than banning popcorn or jump ropes.
We learned about the dangers of daily life by graphic warnings by our parents and experience! I got my first pocket knife at 5 years old and after some minor cuts (my dad instructed me and I ignored some warnings) I got really careful! Nowadays partens don't educate their children about horrible hazards while simultaneous trying to wrap up their children in cotton wool. As a child you're ought to be allowed to make minor errors, because without (soft) failure you'll never learn to be cautious. A man I knew suffocated on his toast, another one died while peeing, he didn't notice a small canal in the dark, fell down, hit his head and drowned in 10 cm of water. Life or death can't be entirely controlled. It can't. But projecting your own anxiety on your kid is never the right way. And to learn to deal with this anxiety (and put trust in your child) is probably the hardest lesson to learn as a parent.
1- Watch ur kids 2- Teach your kids 3- Kids... NOT BABIES should be able to handle a Jump rope and a play couch and not stick everything into their mouths!! I wonder why they put "do not drink" on bleach and then I see posts like this and realize everyone isn't on the same level of "common sense". Who puts an infant/toddler in a hammock?? If you can't climb into the hammock alone you shouldn't be in it.
FFS! I grew up with my grandparents and parents who had their own undertakers/funeral directors business. EVERYTHING can be deadly, fatal, lethal. I’m surprised she hasn’t included anything that comes in a plastic bag or packaging materials. Quite honestly I feel sorry for her kids for not being able to play with so many things. Although two other kids in my nephew’s class thought it would be a good idea to wrap a skipping rope (jump rope to daft Americans) and pull it tight. And tighter! Did skipping ropes get banished at play time? Of course not. The two kids were made aware of the consequences.
If we include the unusual things people have been injured with too then the children would be in an empty room. I got injured by a window ledge and required an operation to remove part of it.....no not my r****m, my leg
I feel like a lot of these issues wouldn't be an issue if there was supervising going on, as most toys/children's items always suggest.
I'm a paramedic too. Being overprotective will not keep your child safe 100%, statistics are a sad fact we have to accept. Sometimes people just get a heart attack or a blood clot, or maybe just get in a car accident and there is nothing that could have prevented this, it's just chance. Should you make informed choices on what you give your kids to eat or play, or maybe follow a sensible healthy diet? Absolutely. Should you worry over every little thing and stress yourself while trying to prevent every single danger in your child's life? I don't think so. Sooner or later your kid will eat popcorn at a friend's house for the first time ever and maybe even choke because he never ate it before. In my opinion: learn first aid, learn CPR and be ready when the time comes, everything else is up to statistics, unfortunately.
My kids have four paws. Cats and dogs grow older but they never really grow up, so it's like running a daycare for toddlers the entirety of their lives. Those critters will go places and do things you never could have predicted. There are risks everywhere. There's no practical way to eliminate all the risks. The best approach is to weigh the pros and cons of safety vs enrichment and stay vigilant. Observe and be aware, then make adjustments as needed. But don't rob the younglings of anything which adds interest to their lives because of someone who wasn't paying attention on the opposite end of the continent. You may be surprised and delighted at their gentle play when introduced to new stimulation.
Oh man get this women a job working as a health and safety expert she would be amazing at pointing out stuff in a workplace that could be dangerous. Don't get me wrong I guess most of this stuff could be dangerous but surely "most" dangers could be avoided with parental supervision until your confident the child knows the basics
Okay at first this list was alright... But then it veered off straight into paranoid. If she's that neurotic about something happening to her kids she shouldn't have kids.
There's not an emoji eyeroll big enough the express my opinion of this mortician.
Jfc she sounds like my mother. Thank fk my father let me eat solid foods and climb trees and be a real kid
I can see why she became a mortician. Dad talked about death constantly and she became obsessed with it.
I understand some of her points, but lady let the kids LIVE most of these are only really problems for babies. (like under 2)
I think the author is a mom that wants the world to watch her children. Pretty much ALL of the stuff on this list, most parents would not leave a very young child alone with. Like a hammock. And everybody, whether they be an adult or a child, can choke on ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.
I understand where she is coming from, but preventing this from her children after they are at least 7 is a bit extreme. I am assuming that these will be allowed after he kids grow up because yes these are dangerous for babies, most of these say "keep away from kids 3 and under." So I'd do that. however, I am not so sure that these are dangerous to kids after they stop putting things in their mouths.
I agree all those toys are way to dangerous. That's why I gave my eight year old a balisong (butterfly knife). True story, it's a non-sharp practice one, but it is metal.
You all understand what a mortician does for a job right. If any one knows what can endanger a child I guess it's a mortician.
Did all these kids die? Surely SOME of these poor children are not her costumers or her own children or their friends or their friends friends or ANY children at all. I just stopped reading it.
She seems a bit too paranoid about such stuff. I understand not letting a toddler near these toys but older kids have at least some kind of common sense to not ingest things that are not edible.
The only reasonable stuff here is the water beads and letting actual babies sleep in a hammock. Everything else is pretty safe for a child at least 4 years old. The writer of this clearly has anxiety issues, and she should seriously get help before she ruins her kids’ lives with overprotectiveness/snowplow parenting.
This woman needs therapy. It sounds like listening to her paramedic dad's horror stories, combined with dealing with dead kids as a mortician, have seriously messed her up.
As an Aspie myself, banning two sensory toys (the Orbeez and Fidget Spinner) doesn't sound like a great idea if her kids actually need them if they grow up and show signs of Autism/ADHD And banning popcorn and skipping ropes just sounds TOO overprotective. I was banned from trampolines and skipping ropes too and I was the class weirdo because I'd have to sit out and watch as the other kids played with them. If you ban your kids from things that most other families see as normal and mundane you just damage their social interactions. Regarding the popcorn thing, banning food because you could choke on it...? So like... MOST FOODS? The bit that makes me facepalm the most is the fact that these bans are going aren't going to stop when they get older. I get not letting a baby go on a hammock or have balloons, but a ten year old isn't going to die of hammocks or jump ropes and they're smart enough to know not to swallow batteries. Her kids are just gonna grow
It's completely understandable to be paranoid about certain objects when you've seen 1st hand the death of small children from them but these probably aren't even in the top 1000 most dangerous things for children (with the exception of batteries). The number 1 cause of death for kids under 5 is drowning. Pools and bathtubs are where parents should be extra watchful. Automobiles are the next most dangerous and the number 1 cause of death for kids 5 and over. In the US it's not practical in most cases to stop driving your kids but if a parent is going to be over the top paranoid about child injury they're better off increasing vehicle safety measures than banning popcorn or jump ropes.
We learned about the dangers of daily life by graphic warnings by our parents and experience! I got my first pocket knife at 5 years old and after some minor cuts (my dad instructed me and I ignored some warnings) I got really careful! Nowadays partens don't educate their children about horrible hazards while simultaneous trying to wrap up their children in cotton wool. As a child you're ought to be allowed to make minor errors, because without (soft) failure you'll never learn to be cautious. A man I knew suffocated on his toast, another one died while peeing, he didn't notice a small canal in the dark, fell down, hit his head and drowned in 10 cm of water. Life or death can't be entirely controlled. It can't. But projecting your own anxiety on your kid is never the right way. And to learn to deal with this anxiety (and put trust in your child) is probably the hardest lesson to learn as a parent.
1- Watch ur kids 2- Teach your kids 3- Kids... NOT BABIES should be able to handle a Jump rope and a play couch and not stick everything into their mouths!! I wonder why they put "do not drink" on bleach and then I see posts like this and realize everyone isn't on the same level of "common sense". Who puts an infant/toddler in a hammock?? If you can't climb into the hammock alone you shouldn't be in it.
FFS! I grew up with my grandparents and parents who had their own undertakers/funeral directors business. EVERYTHING can be deadly, fatal, lethal. I’m surprised she hasn’t included anything that comes in a plastic bag or packaging materials. Quite honestly I feel sorry for her kids for not being able to play with so many things. Although two other kids in my nephew’s class thought it would be a good idea to wrap a skipping rope (jump rope to daft Americans) and pull it tight. And tighter! Did skipping ropes get banished at play time? Of course not. The two kids were made aware of the consequences.
If we include the unusual things people have been injured with too then the children would be in an empty room. I got injured by a window ledge and required an operation to remove part of it.....no not my r****m, my leg
I feel like a lot of these issues wouldn't be an issue if there was supervising going on, as most toys/children's items always suggest.
I'm a paramedic too. Being overprotective will not keep your child safe 100%, statistics are a sad fact we have to accept. Sometimes people just get a heart attack or a blood clot, or maybe just get in a car accident and there is nothing that could have prevented this, it's just chance. Should you make informed choices on what you give your kids to eat or play, or maybe follow a sensible healthy diet? Absolutely. Should you worry over every little thing and stress yourself while trying to prevent every single danger in your child's life? I don't think so. Sooner or later your kid will eat popcorn at a friend's house for the first time ever and maybe even choke because he never ate it before. In my opinion: learn first aid, learn CPR and be ready when the time comes, everything else is up to statistics, unfortunately.
My kids have four paws. Cats and dogs grow older but they never really grow up, so it's like running a daycare for toddlers the entirety of their lives. Those critters will go places and do things you never could have predicted. There are risks everywhere. There's no practical way to eliminate all the risks. The best approach is to weigh the pros and cons of safety vs enrichment and stay vigilant. Observe and be aware, then make adjustments as needed. But don't rob the younglings of anything which adds interest to their lives because of someone who wasn't paying attention on the opposite end of the continent. You may be surprised and delighted at their gentle play when introduced to new stimulation.
Oh man get this women a job working as a health and safety expert she would be amazing at pointing out stuff in a workplace that could be dangerous. Don't get me wrong I guess most of this stuff could be dangerous but surely "most" dangers could be avoided with parental supervision until your confident the child knows the basics
Okay at first this list was alright... But then it veered off straight into paranoid. If she's that neurotic about something happening to her kids she shouldn't have kids.
There's not an emoji eyeroll big enough the express my opinion of this mortician.
Jfc she sounds like my mother. Thank fk my father let me eat solid foods and climb trees and be a real kid
I can see why she became a mortician. Dad talked about death constantly and she became obsessed with it.
I understand some of her points, but lady let the kids LIVE most of these are only really problems for babies. (like under 2)
I think the author is a mom that wants the world to watch her children. Pretty much ALL of the stuff on this list, most parents would not leave a very young child alone with. Like a hammock. And everybody, whether they be an adult or a child, can choke on ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.
I understand where she is coming from, but preventing this from her children after they are at least 7 is a bit extreme. I am assuming that these will be allowed after he kids grow up because yes these are dangerous for babies, most of these say "keep away from kids 3 and under." So I'd do that. however, I am not so sure that these are dangerous to kids after they stop putting things in their mouths.
I agree all those toys are way to dangerous. That's why I gave my eight year old a balisong (butterfly knife). True story, it's a non-sharp practice one, but it is metal.
You all understand what a mortician does for a job right. If any one knows what can endanger a child I guess it's a mortician.
Did all these kids die? Surely SOME of these poor children are not her costumers or her own children or their friends or their friends friends or ANY children at all. I just stopped reading it.