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98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day

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Michael Chapman wasn’t the only man who hated mornings. Depending on your personality, you either love the morning or hate it. Either way, both morning and night people can agree that good morning jokes and puns are a great way to start the day.

Whether you’re waking up at 5 a.m. or starting the day at noon, funny good-morning memes can set the mood for the entire day. Many of us go online first thing in the morning. Although that’s an excellent way to keep up with current affairs, the abundance of negative headlines in the news can increase anxiety. Why not start the day on a good note by checking entertaining content like funny good morning images?

Brew yourself a coffee and get off on the right foot with some handpicked good morning jokes. We’ve compiled plenty of funny morning quotes and puns to make you giggle and brighten your day.

Do you know a morning joke that hasn’t been mentioned? Share it in the comments! And if you want even more humor for the morning, check out these mirthful one-liners! It’s time for your daily dose of Vitamin L (for laughter), so let’s get started.

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#1

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

57points

Boaz Burger 2 years ago

Your neighbors are lucky you don't have drums. I do.

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#2

I never thought I'd be the type of person who would one day get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.

56points

StrangeOne 2 years ago

Tried doing this once. I was ready for bed by 8am.

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#3

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day My morning alarm is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

55points

StrangeOne 2 years ago

XD good one. These are pretty good.

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#4

I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.

54points

StrangeOne 2 years ago

That one hurts XD ngl.

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#5

What happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of with water?

He got halfway to his work before he realized he had forgotten his car.

53points

Shreeky 2 years ago

Sounds like something my 14yr old daughter would sneak and do🤦‍♀️ But hers would be coffee mixed with Monster and Pumpkin Spice Creamer🙄

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#6

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day I would be a morning person if morning happened around 1 p.m.

53points

Sarah G 2 years ago

Meeee too

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#7

I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed.

51points

Aubrey Theo 2 years ago

Waiting for the post apocalyptic world

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#8

If you're feeling down, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

48points

Sue User 2 years ago

Morning ? I am not making it past midnight.

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#9

Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of the year.

46points

Shreeky 2 years ago

Yup sounds like something my 19yr old would say 😂😂

3points

#10

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.

44points

Jeremy Brinning 2 years ago

It's definitely NOT Folgers, though.

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#11

The morning is great. Its only catch is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

42points

Yodelis Sosa 2 years ago

12am And Up Is Fine, Until The Sun Comes Up And Everyone Else Wakes Up Too. That's My Cue To Hit The Sack!! 🛏️ 💤 💤 🛏️

4points

#12

Why do birds always sing in the morning?

Because they don't go to work.

41points

Shreeky 2 years ago

Actually it's cause they wanna be annoying to all of the hooomans and their fur babies every damn morning 😞

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#13

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day "Sometimes I can be a real morning person; like in the afternoon when I get up."

ImChrisWilson Report

41points

Rival Hydra 2 years ago

I felt great when I woke at 11

4points

#14

Waking up early in the morning and getting things done is one of the best feelings ever…

I assume.

40points

Yodelis Sosa 2 years ago

I Just Do Them At Night. Peace And Quiet. Me, Myself, And I. 💕 💕

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#15

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day How did the man burn 800 calories in the morning easily? He forgot his pizza inside his oven.

38points

StrangeOne 2 years ago

This is so relatable LOL.

4points

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What Is the Value of Good Morning Memes and Jokes?

People often use good morning memes to start their day joyfully. Maybe you’ve hunted for a funny, hilarious good morning meme to send to your family or received one yourself. Whatever the case, these memes are fun to see, but they also have many other benefits that might surprise you.

A Penn State study published in the Journal of Psychology of Popular Media found that simply viewing memes could put you in a better mood. They also stated that memes have the potential to influence peoples’ psychological states, their stress levels, and even their ability to cope with stress.

Another study by the Dominican University of California found that creating memes could help people cope and reframe negative thoughts. It’s an excellent way of dealing with stress and increasing positive mood.

This should indicate that these morning quotes work hard to make you happy and cheerful. You can enjoy them and think of creating a few of your own. If you do make any funny good morning jokes, don’t forget to share them with us and spread the joy!

#16

Did you hear about the man that got hit by the very same bike every single morning?

It’s a vicious cycle.

38points

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#17

I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning…

That’s why I can’t have Sharpies in the house anymore.

38points

IceCreamLover 2 years ago

🤣😂🤣😂

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#18

I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France.

That place was giving me the crêpes.

37points

#19

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day "I’m very open-minded. I even have a friend who’s a morning person."

EmberToAsh Report

35points

Jody Whitmarsh 2 years ago

I live with a guy that's a morning person

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#20

I don’t mind breakfast in bed… But I prefer it in a bowl.

34points

Rival Hydra 2 years ago

Same, but do you do milk then cereal or cereal then milk? Personally I start with the bowl.

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#21

When the man who was visiting his wife’s grave said "Morning" to another visitor, what did the other man reply?

He said, "No, I'm just walking my dog."

33points

Tyler Melvin 2 years ago

I don't get it I'm confused

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#22

How did Moses make coffee in the morning?

He-brewed it.

33points

Adam L 2 years ago

I'm sorry, but people who are easily offended should not be reading joke posts, most jokes are making fun of something. It's like paying to go see an insult comic, then turning into a Karen when you're the one focused on.

1point

Jonathan Cossette 8 months ago

So, I just got off the phone with Moses. He said he only drinks coffee when he is on the wagon and NEVER makes it. He prefers the drive-thru window at Cup of Joseph!

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Mariam Goda 2 years ago

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nathaniel O'Shaughnessey 2 years ago

It is a simple language pun, not mockery. I am not saying you cannot be offended by it, that is your choice,. But I do not believe Moses is offended by it. If it helps at all, the joke isn't very funny.

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#23

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day I'm a morning person. Every morning when I wake up, I'm mourning the fact that I'm no longer sleeping.

32points

Yodelis Sosa 2 years ago

Always!! It's Even Worse When My Back And Whole Body Is Killing Me So I Can't Stay In Bed Anymore.... 😢 😢

1point

#24

My outfits are typically inspired by the fact that I hit my snooze button 8 times every morning.

32points

Emily V 2 years ago

Snooze? Lol loser I just turn it off and hope I can wake up in time to not miss the bus

7points

#25

Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.

Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.

30points

Hold Up 2 years ago

Nope, you've already made your bed, now you gotta lay in it. XD

0points

#26

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

30points

Shreeky 2 years ago

Guilty lmao

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#27

A yawn in the morning is a silent scream for coffee…

29points

SabbeRubbish 2 years ago

It's not always that silent 😉

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#28

Have you heard about the guy who found a bunch of celery every morning on his front doorstep?

He thought he was being stalked.

28points

#29

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar…

The bartender says, “Get out of here! We don’t serve breakfast!”

28points

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#30

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What happens when you finish drinking your cup of tea in the morning?

It becomes emptea.

28points

#31

What would you say if you had breakfast with the Pope?

Eggs, Benedict?

25points

IceCreamLover 2 years ago

🤣😂

4points

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#32

Bought one of those travelling irons yesterday.

Woke up this morning and it was gone.

25points

Shreeky 2 years ago

Did it run away with the dish and the spoon this time?

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#33

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What takes you the longest to get ready in the morning?

Finding the will to live.

25points

Walter Gardella 2 years ago

That's only because you are still trying to find it.

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#34

Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?

Twirly.

22points

Destiny Thornton 2 years ago

Ok. Cute.🤣

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#35

What do you call a radio that just works in the morning?

An AM radio.

20points

Adam L 2 years ago

Ever since my local sports station joined the FM side, I have not needed the AM side.

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#36

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day Did you hear about the man that found a bunch of LEGO every morning on his front porch?

He didn't know what to make of them.

20points

mg76 2 years ago

make a bad joke😜

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#37

What did the man say to his wife when she was grouchy all day because they ran out of bread?

"I didn't know you were lack-toast intolerant."

19points

Yodelis Sosa 2 years ago

Bo-Ring!! 🙄 🙄 🍞 🍞

0points

#38

How do you feel every day before having your morning coffee?

Depresso.

19points

#39

What would it be called if you refused to go running in the morning?

Resistance Training!

19points

#40

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day I was driving to work this morning when I saw a guy texting and driving.

I was so angry I rolled down my window and threw my beer can at him.

17points

#41

I woke up this morning to find all by books and knick-knacks scattered all over the floor.

I’ve only got my shelf to blame.

17points

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#42

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.

17points

AnnaPanda 2 years ago

Lol

0points

#43

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What beverage do sick people have in the morning?

Cough-ee.

16points

Jeanie F-L 2 years ago

Or cough-eeze...

0points

#44

What happens when you smell breakfast in the morning?

It would be bacon-ing me and I'd be very egg-cited.

16points

Yodelis Sosa 2 years ago

Bacon-Ing?? (Making Me??) I Don't Get This Part.... Egg-Cited = Excited (It Would Be Making Me And I'd Be Very Excited)????

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#45

What is a dog’s favorite breakfast?

Woofles.

15points

#46

I couldn’t find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows.

It didn’t work very well. I only got 20% off.

15points

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#47

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What happened to the guy that started jogging in the mornings for his health?

It's now been almost a year no one knows where he actually is.

14points

SabbeRubbish 2 years ago

Great start for a true crime podcast (that he would have listened to during his last run...)

2points

#48

What would you call having mushrooms every day in the morning?

It's what champignons eat.

13points

Nathan Eyre 2 years ago

Breakfast of champignons

5points

#49

What would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at 2 o'clock in the morning every day?

A ringing nightmare.

13points

#50

Did you hear about the man that woke up in the morning and forgot which side the sun rises from?

It eventually dawned on him.

12points

#51

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What do iPhones eat for breakfast?

Siri-al.

12points

Lindzey Perrin 2 years ago

Maybe they need some "apple" juice with it 😂😂😂

5points

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#52

What does a croissant say to a cup of coffee in the morning?

"You're not really my cup of tea."

12points

DutchyInSpain 2 years ago

“Are you up for some morning dipping"

0points

#53

"I'm totally a morning person in the sense that I'm a person and mornings happen and there's apparently nothing I can do about it."

rushbomb Report

12points

#54

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice krispies.

11points

#55

What would you say if your dad asks you how the breakfast waffles he made were?

"They weren't w-awful."

11points

#56

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

11points

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#57

I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

11points

#58

What would you call it if you spent an entire morning coating a ladder with grease which leads into your attic?

An anti-climb-attic morning.

10points

#59

What did the man say to his son when he wanted a frozen rito in the morning for breakfast?

"Son, you want a brrrr-rito?"

10points

#60

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What would you call it if you accidentally spilled some coffee grinds in the morning?

It was grounded.

10points

#61

What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast?

"Well, I'm an eggspert."

10points

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#62

What would you call it if you choke on your water when jogging every morning for a week?

The worst ever running gag.

10points

#63

What do jokesters eat for breakfast?

Pun-cakes.

10points

#64

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.

10points

IceCreamLover 2 years ago

Ikr

1point

#65

What would you say to your plumber if you heard a tap on your door first thing in the morning?

"You have quite a sense of humor."

9points

#66

What did the one-legged woman do at the ATM every morning?

She checked her balance.

9points

IceCreamLover 2 years ago

He he he

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#67

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What did the man say when he woke up in the morning to find he had turned into a cat?

He said, "Don’t ask meow it happened".

9points

#68

What does a pastry chef say to himself in the morning every day?

"I'll be making a lot of dough today."

9points

#69

How does coffee usually help in the morning?

It makes people coffeedent.

9points

#70

What did the pirate always eat for breakfast?

Captain Crunch.

9points

#71

This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
My Grandpa said, “My hip replacement.”

9points

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#72

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day People think grass don’t be wet in the morning... but it dew.

9points

#73

What did the woman say when she realized that her morning was actually bittersweet?

She said, "That's the last time I drink spoiled milk with sugar".

8points

IceCreamLover 2 years ago

Ooooo. .

0points

#74

What did the woman say before telling jokes in the ‘early mornings?

“You up for it?”

8points

#75

Have you heard about a Frenchman that choked while he was eating his morning omelet?

He said, "Oeuf."

8points

#76

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What would happen if you were made to promise to put on your mask before going to work every morning?

I'd be late to work every day and definitely get tired of Jim Carey.

8points

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#77

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What would you do if you got up in the morning, ran around the blocks a few times and got tired?

I'd pick up the blocks and put them back in my brother's toy box.

8points

#78

Have you heard about a man named Aaron who also has a son named Aaron and they go jogging together every morning?

Well, they're running Aarons.

8points

#79

What happened when the lawyer worried about his court case and forgot to use any coffee filter in the morning?

Well, after brewing, the coffee had quite a lot of grounds to appeal.

8points

#80

What would you call it if you had a gold-colored hot drink in a golden cup in the morning every day?

My gilt-tea pleasure.

8points

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#81

What do cows read in the morning?

The moospaper!

8points

#82

What do they call first thing in the morning in Poland?

The Krakow dawn.

8points

#83

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day As a programmer, waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning.

8points

#84

Why did the morning coffee never talk to the herbal drinks?

Because they weren’t really his cup of tea.

7points

#85

What's the color of the sun when it rises in the early morning?

It's rose.

7points

#86

Why did the jailer start counting the numbers of all the inmates in the morning?

Because she wanted a con-census.

7points

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#87

What do bakers say when they wake up in the mornings?

"Time to get bread-y now."

7points

#88

Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of coffee in the morning?

The police thought it was mugging.

7points

#89

Why did the man make his hamster an extra-strong coffee in the morning?

He didn't want it to fall asleep at the wheel.

7points

#90

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day The only good part about getting out of bed in the morning is that I get to eat again.

7points

#91

What did the man do when he found all his knick-knacks and books scattered all around the floor?

He just blamed him-shelf.

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#92

Which superhero delivers the morning papers?

It's Newspaperman.

6points

IceCreamLover 2 years ago

Lame

0points

#93

Why were the man and his family crying in the morning?

They were coming back from a moving sale.

6points

#94

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day What drink do lobsters have in the morning?

Clawfee.

6points

#95

What does a Moogle need every day when it wakes up?

It needs a kup-o coffee.

6points

Adam L 2 years ago

Nice Final Fantasy reference

0points

#96

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ewok
Ewok who?
Ewok early this morning.

6points

#97

Why did the man started going for body surfing every morning at the beach instead of watching the news?

Because it kept him abreast of the current events.

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#98

98 Morning Jokes To Set The Spirit For The Day Why did the man always cheat on his diet in the morning?

Because he thought, at the end of the day, he's staying faithful.

4points

Which Morning Joke Made Your Day?

Let us know if we could put a smile on your face with these good morning puns and quips. We don’t want your fun to end just yet! Continue on the path of laughter with these funny memes for friends and relatable memes that will have you cackling. Make humor a part of your morning routine because a meme a day keeps the doctor away (or so we believe)!

Saimonas Lukošius

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Violeta Lyskoit

Violeta is an SEO Editor at Bored Panda. She has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism.

Violeta is an SEO Editor at Bored Panda. She has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism.

Beverly Noronha

You can call me Bev! I'm a world-class reader, a quirky writer, and a gardener who paints. If you’re looking for information about tattoos, Bulbasaur, and books, then I'm the NPC you must approach.

You can call me Bev! I'm a world-class reader, a quirky writer, and a gardener who paints. If you’re looking for information about tattoos, Bulbasaur, and books, then I'm the NPC you must approach.

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

I was walking through a cemetery, and I saw a guy crouched behind a gravestone, so I said "morning", to which he replied "no, just taking a s**t".

5points

Christian Maas 2 years ago

What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!

3points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

I was walking through a cemetery, and I saw a guy crouched behind a gravestone, so I said "morning", to which he replied "no, just taking a s**t".

5points

Christian Maas 2 years ago

What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!

3points

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