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If you think you are having the worst day ever - take a look at these photos. Chances are your troubles won't look as bad compared to these, and as cliche as it might sound, after the storm comes a calm!

#1

Yep, That's Snow

Yep, That's Snow

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Annabelle Bordesnki
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would be lucky not to have kids, or they would probably jump right into that.

Panko Le Rouge
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least, it's sunny outside... if you manage to go out.

Pamela Grove
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where is this? Please tell me this is a drift and not accumulated snow amount from one snow.

Michele Levin
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in North Dakota where that happened to me. However, when I went to the back door there was no snow. That is how snow drifts happen and they are no fun digging out.

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    #2

    Only Realised They Were There After The Flash

     Only Realised They Were There After The Flash

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    Stefan Olsavsky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind that perfectly placed toilet paper..gonna need it..

    TommyDAQ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dunno... looks pretty well framed for not knowing they were there. What else would the left side of that frame be used for?

    Suzanne Hall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite. It is sooo creepy to not have realized they were there.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO The one that is closer is saying, "Oh c**p dinner knows we are here".

    Ouzodaki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “From now on we won’t uses a flash anymore.”

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they're behaving...for now.

    Annabelle Bordesnki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lionesses or cougars? They are definitely a large cat breed.

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lions. Goodness. However did they make it out of there?

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    #3

    I Dropped It...

    I Dropped It...

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    Yana La
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you've let it stay like that. The first one is good. The dropped one is art.

    Jenn Babos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put a piece of glass against it and voila!

    Joseph Barnett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing! Call it, "Man with face squished against a window"

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    Lord Sumane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just say it's the grumpy version of the first

    Pat Manna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how he sees himself VS what we see

    Marilyn Lennard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there done that. Only another portrait sculptor knows how you feel. Commiserations, isn’t it a bummer. Good luck with the restructuring.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, flashbacks, although I didn't drop the sculpture, school kids mucking around in the art room fell on it. Never did get it back to how it was before

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    #4

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    Pat Hege
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, next time get a size larger. I can see by the way they ripped not a good quality seam, not enough seam allowance

    Sally Brown
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a fellow seamstress would say that and it's exactly what I was thinking.

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are now demoted and kicked out of the army for publicly humiliating it....That was a nice day for sure^^

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts, at least he had undies on. From now on I bet he wears ones same color as the uniform pants.

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I even want to know what he is looking at....

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    #5

    I've Been At Work For 4 Hours Now. I Just Saw This

    I've Been At Work For 4 Hours Now. I Just Saw This

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    Melanie Linehan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there...one blue and one black sneaker.

    michael tatom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the shoe on the left is the same as my dads shoes that he gave me 40 years ago ! i still have them in my closet

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    SC Belmonte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that. But you have one shoe that you need to tie.???

    Lois Crowe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably never bothers undoing the laces.

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    Tyna Harrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not remember just having to tie one shoe? :-)

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and no one even noticed except you

    Dan Holman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He tied one and the other is a loafer. HAHAHAHA

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are both black, may be nobody noticed....Just stay on your desk ;)

    Steve Beggs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same thing except I had a black shoe and a brown shoe and I didn’t notice this until I was at the airport and was flying to Phoenix from Calgary.

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    #6

    This Is What Happens When You Forget To Roll Your Window Up Before A Snowstorm

    This Is What Happens When You Forget To Roll Your Window Up Before A Snowstorm

    Bp0tt3r Report

    Jeanne Wellman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeeeeeez! Get the shop vac! Lesson learned!!! 😖

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Roll” the windows up?!?!?! How old are you?!?! 😆

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its cold enough to snow, why is your window even down?

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cold ride to work or where ever. Bet that will never happen again.

    Barbara E. Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had that happen when a door blew open overnight. Drifts inside. Best to get it all out while still cold in snow form. That worked. Ugh!

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    #7

    Oh... Uhh... Well, Sh*t

    Oh... Uhh... Well, Sh*t

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    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bear looks as surprised as him. Like "oh. Oh hi... So, this is awkward."

    Marilyn Guinnane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bear, since it was in its 'cave', was hibernating. Just wait till it rubs the sleep out of its eyes.

    Leann Quellet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm..No. The bear is thinking... delivery! Yum

    John Stackhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man-made den but still, awkward! Kick those sneakers into reverse, buddy!

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw the Great Big Story on the Griz Kid! Which this is a screenshot of that highlight

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would high tail it out of there so fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ashen Shugar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I didn't order delivery! But I'll take it after a few months of sleep

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    #8

    Some Water Running From The Roof Got Stuck By The Paint On The Ceiling. Now What?

    Some Water Running From The Roof Got Stuck By The Paint On The Ceiling. Now What?

    NSFW_PORN_ONLY Report

    Elena Moisesc
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some quality paint there!!

    Meg Needler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great advertising opportunity for the paint company.

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    Tiffany Spadoni
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t pop it, it will scar your ceiling for life.

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a bucket. Get a biggg bucket.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get a baby pool or large container and pop it

    Bexyyyyyyy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how this ends!!!

    MadDawg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha that happened to me during a hurricane when my baby brother was in the hospital and I was 8 and at home alone :)

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poke a tiny hole in and let it drain, otherwise the water will find somewhere else to go in the ceiling, with light fixtures and wiring up there could cause significant damage.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT'S good paint. large trash can and a steak knife next.

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    #9

    Well, Good Morning

    Well, Good Morning

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    Beth Peterson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, there's that cake pan I've been looking for."

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened at our house. A wall book case fell down and so did everything in it. When I got downstairs to see what happened I saw the family dog standing in the middle of the mess, scared out of his mind. The bookcase and the stuff in it somehow magically missed him even though he happened to be standing right there when it fell. Never been more grateful!

    Ouzodaki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the bright side; now everything is within reach.

    EvieNiffler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to cry thinking this happened to someone else - let alone if it happened to me! :O

    Lore Rachich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing happened to me with a whole, floor to roof bookshelf. I was working on my PC just next to it, and passed in front of it two minutes before

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just looking at this gives me headache, let alone having to clean up the mess

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you won't use that contractor again. Hope your homeowner's insurance is good. Was this bad workmanship or an earthquake?

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, not the worst earthquake damage I've seen. Imagine a liquor store before they put up the little wire across the front...I really cried when I saw that!

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    #10

    I Broke My Apple Slicer And Accidentally Created A Very Dangerous Apple

    I Broke My Apple Slicer And Accidentally Created A Very Dangerous Apple

    StillEnjoyLegos Report

    Sue Bentley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They warned us of people like you on Halloween!

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some apples are just rotten, this one is just mean.

    Nell Carmet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the ninja apple! Beware! 🤣

    John Stackhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the new hybrid: The "Freddy Kruger" variety!

    Tyna Harrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That really is funnily macabre :-)

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    #11

    What Happens When You Go For The Rear Defrost But Hit The Sun Roof. Alaska Style

    What Happens When You Go For The Rear Defrost But Hit The Sun Roof. Alaska Style

    FatBaldBitterAndAngry Report

    Amanda Raynes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you have a Sun roof in Alaska?

    Gus Gustafson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it happens in Colorado too. Don't ask me how I know.

    Suzanne Hall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a volkswagon square back. Every time it was cold enough to snow powdery snow it would blow in through my vents and snow in my car. It was hilarious even at the time.

    Kathy Walsh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just priceless. His look was like, "well hell...."

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    #12

    How's Your Day Going?

    How's Your Day Going?

    TheDiegoFranco Report

    Marty Sunderland
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes my stomach hurt. And I've been out of college since 1988

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always opted to take finials before Winter Break so I could have fun before next semester! LOL

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    Linda Regan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The College Dream in real life.

    Sally Brown
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the dream that you will have for the next 50 years that really happened.

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    Nancy Baldauf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My worst nightmare. Have it whenever I'm particularly stressed.

    Lina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had such nightmares while I was going to university...I am so happy I graduated 5 years ago...

    Ania Barrett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have similar nightmares even though I graduated 10 years ago with very good marks and never actually missed an exam. Not sure where this is coming from.

    Irene McIver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know if this one is genuine?

    Tara Trainor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh noooooooooooooooo, horrible feeling.

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    #13

    My Mom Almost Crashed Her Car Today Cause A Snake Started Coming Out Of Her Vents While She Was Driving

    My Mom Almost Crashed Her Car Today Cause A Snake Started Coming Out Of Her Vents While She Was Driving

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    Anna Datsyuk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess - it's somewhere in Australia?

    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "almost crashed" tells me your mom is a better woman than I.

    Martine Blanc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have crash the car 😜🤪

    Kathy Walsh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I WOULD SO HAVE LEFT THE VEHICLE WHILE IT WAS GOING....

    Valerie Davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALMOST !!??? I would've been in a ditch somewhere!!

    Chris Watson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother is level headed AND Brave!

    Ben Weaver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ordinarily It would just be funny because I know people get all freaked out about snakes, but I looked closer and uh... that's a copperhead!

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is little that I could find more terrifying. This makes my head swim just seeing the pictures.

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    #14

    How To Lose At Life

    How To Lose At Life

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    Anat Kalinski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for playing on Friday 13

    Shauday Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the year, Friday, May 3rd, 2013. Not that it really matters, that is still the best/worst one of the whole list.

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    Valerie Davis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why I don't play !!!

    Stephanie Barrington
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't play the lottery...this is exactly what would happen to me.

    Lurchie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being one number away from each winning number isn't statistically closer to winning than having any other random numbers.

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    #15

    This Guy Having A Bad Day At Glastonbury 2017

    This Guy Having A Bad Day At Glastonbury 2017

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    Joval Mangalan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somewhere there is a drunk person taking a photo saying it is a u.f.o

    Carole Dose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. So that's why you stake them down. Who knew?!

    Destiny nerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in a pub 5 miles away, a drunk idiot is telling the tale of the time he saw a UFO...

    Chris Breemer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome kite. Pity he forgot to attach the ropes :D

    Brenda Koster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the summer of discontent.....

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    #16

    Sh*t

    Sh*t

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    Josee Forget
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you get to learn how a door car is built and what's inside! Right?...

    Gus Gustafson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You usually pay extra for this option.

    David Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the creator of this car didn't have time for simpletons like you

    Mark Jaress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlock it next time, and, don't pull so hard

    Dan Holman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain that to the insurance company.

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    #17

    F**k This Kid In Particular

    F**k This Kid In Particular

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    Ian Bob
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some days you think the whole world is against you

    David Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does this look like a bootcamp

    #Loveyourself
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anthony Jessie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you learn how to turn on the sprinklers....everyday is a fun day!

    #18

    The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

    The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

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    Allan Rich
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You drove a Ford Fiesta Lame long before the F fell off. ;)

    Catffirmations
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was lame before the "F" fell off.

    Pippi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take the l off then its fame

    Sharon Lucas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Sweetheart, you kind of drove a Lame long before that F fell off. Still, it beats the Chevy Chevette a friend of mine had in high school. :)

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily ixed with some superglue.

    Lisa Shaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my husband with a buick regal, the AL fell off one side, so he broke it off the other side and the car was known for the rest of its life as "reg".

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    #19

    I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years. Today, It Finally Happened!

    I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years. Today, It Finally Happened!

    kamehamehameow Report

    Nydia Johannessen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a horrible design for a tunnel...

    John Stackhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the driver kept going hoping the tunnel would show him mercy!

    John Backus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let the air out of the tires ....

    Lisa Shaw
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a city where we have a low railway bridge, it's led to a saying, come to deliver stay because your truck is stuck!

    David Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many times you wish a truck gets stuck in a tunnel like this i wished it and still do

    Callie Ge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix, just let the air out of the tyres

    Michele Levin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe it took 24 years to happen!!

    okpkpkp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ex-trucker driver, I was always checking for "clearances"...

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    #20

    Kid On The Scooter Had A Bad Day

    Kid On The Scooter Had A Bad Day

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    okpkpkp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all he was doing was trying to put his initials in the wet cement

    John Backus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did the cement contractor !!!!

    Sam Leigh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Jeez ., THAT CEMENTS a bit of a dry mix btw

    Missy Finley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing WAY too hard at this!!!

    Jubilation Lee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a thousand years time scientist will discover this scene and wonder how a sheep came to own a scooter.

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    #21

    A Porcupine Fell From A Tree And Fell On Her Head. The Apex Of Unluckiness

    A Porcupine Fell From A Tree And Fell On Her Head. The Apex Of Unluckiness

    Yachtnaught Report

    Joseph Barnett
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing she didn't look up when the porcupine fell!

    Air Cachero
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true hero.. she cushioned the poor animal's fall.

    Annabelle Bordesnki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been reading this to make me feel better about my day, and this sure did it. Im never looking up at a tree again.

    Louise Anderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell ??? porcupines climb trees ???

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OUCH, I would hire that porcupine for my lawn

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    #22

    Today Is Not My Day

    Today Is Not My Day

    MagicalTurtleMan Report

    Wade McWilliams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell makes it out of glass?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glass is preferable to plastic. And the bottles are prettier in glass.

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    David Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put some of this on now you feel much worse

    Odin Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stress releif more like stress atractant

    Tyna Harrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best thing in the world, do a few more and your stress will be gone!

    Kristy Hides
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not make the bottle out of the foam that stressballs are nade of

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know they even put things in glass any longer.

    Christopher Baier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is next to the dictionary definition of "irony".

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    #23

    Well This Happened Today...

    Well This Happened Today...

    SJCooke94 Report

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. I bet the recipient was pissed off.

    Lucia B...
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, still better than the package being pissed on.....

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what ever was in the package was VERY absorbent ( no water left )

    Jenni Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason why you should put the lid down

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one of many reasons to never keep the lid up on the toilet. I detest seeing that. I never leave the toilet unflushed or the lid up. Now you know why! WHY would a delivery person put something through a window anyway?

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He heard the splash and knew exactly what happened, there is no thinking going on here

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian way of saying the delivery item is s**t.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t be mad at this! It’s hilarous! And some delivery drivers wouldn’t bother writing a note.

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    #24

    Well Sh*t, Now What?

    Well Sh*t, Now What?

    notanon Report

    Luca Fenton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not called a fire engine for nothing

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn - usually there are signs to tell machine operators toLook Up when U go near live wires - I guess the fault is with the Sign guy - obviously no sign..

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That firetruck needs a firetruck.

    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that is just awkward right there...

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    #25

    This Happened To The Plane Mid-Flight. The Whole Plane Shook And Our Collective Buttholes Puckered

    This Happened To The Plane Mid-Flight. The Whole Plane Shook And Our Collective Buttholes Puckered

    Rozard Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    I think you could have expressed better since kids read this.

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    Etienne Grande
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...on the plus side...it doesn't look like the flight control surfaces were damaged. On the down side...that's either fuel or hydraulic fluid leaking out...neither is good since both are required. But on the plus side...the plane looks to be high enough that the pilot shouldn't have any problem flying the plane all the way to the crash. No one will have to walk.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilot: "Naaah don't worry, we don't need this"

    Thomas Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name of the airline, please, so we know who to avoid.

    Frank Lum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the 2 screws would be enough!

    Marty Sunderland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you get to watch how the controls work

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Augh... the hydraulics for the undercarriage is leaking via the burst joint...

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    #26

    I Just Wanted Some Water

    I Just Wanted Some Water

    find_evil Report

    Alex Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why... is a fridge... running Windows!? I'd think Java or *nix, but that's the last place I'd expect to see Windows.

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    microsoft is forever sending updates.

    David Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would you like some oil or perhaps some gasoline oh you dont drink it well its electonics diet so drink it

    Jenn Babos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tap water is usually just as good

    David Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im sorry water .exe has stopped

    Chris Breemer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what about the petrol pump ! Guess what, it crashed. Well, it's Windows. Still could fill up my tank without problems, though :D 20170825_1...f5804c.jpg 20170825_184432-5aff382f5804c.jpg

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey? Oh no It’s Windows - you’ll never get water from there again - they NEVER Upgrade never never never ever ..,

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the world is making things now just way too complicated. Is it REALLY necessary to have a computer in the refrigerator?

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    #27

    Worst Morning Commute Ever

    Worst Morning Commute Ever

    theJoshuaAdam Report

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he just lies there in utter and complete defeat.

    David Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how was your ride to work i faceplanted into a ppuddle

    Destiny nerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just laying there for a second, regretting his commute

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree but he could have also been hurt so its a little funny but on the other hand, not so much.

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    #28

    Some Teacher Is Having A Bad Day At School Today

    Some Teacher Is Having A Bad Day At School Today

    dream_monkey Report

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of when a guy in art class was using a bottle of black paint. He held it upside down and thrust it downward (like you do with a ketchup bottle) , to get some of the paint out into a jar. Then the bottle cap came off...Yeah...

    Rumour Asit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll have to atone for this sin!

    C.Marrero
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you try turning it on and off

    Odin Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens more offten than you think

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow so it Shat it’s ink everywhere then? That’ll be Compo - new clothing new sensible shoes

    Tara Trainor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher, I will now have nightmares the rest of my life!!!!!

    Beverly Palmacci
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. This would take an eternity to clean. Unfortunate for the janitor.

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    #29

    So My Sister Got Her Allergy Test Done And She Was Allergic To Everything They Tested For. Her Worst Reaction Was To Horses

    So My Sister Got Her Allergy Test Done And She Was Allergic To Everything They Tested For. Her Worst Reaction Was To Horses

    lofty_ginger Report

    Georgette Goldie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of my brother - not only did he react to everything - he reacted to the control - tap water!

    Melanie Linehan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same thing happen to me! 50 out of 52 were positive, iincluding the control water.

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    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reacted like that too. Turns out I just have extremely sensitive skin and I wasn't allergic to anything but dust mites.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT was probably true in my case but we will never know. I avoided a ton of food and received a brain disease due to vitamin deficiency and am very disabled now.

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    Linda Regan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My allergist once said, “Our tests indicate you were intended for another planet.” Much like this.

    Knob
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this feeling all too well. All my life I've not had any major allergies. Last year I started having random breakouts, only to go to the allergenist and find I am allergic to sooooo many things I've been eating for YEARS, so bad in fact now I carry epi-pens. TL;DR: Went in without any allergies came out with deathly allergies.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had something similar on my arm. The worst part, the itching and she can't reach hers.

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing, there goes her life, get out the bubble!!

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    #30

    This Guy Who Didn't Want To Risk His Wiper Blade

    This Guy Who Didn't Want To Risk His Wiper Blade

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    Yana La
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is different then the others. He could have avoided this. Who in their right mind would open the damn door in there.

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just plain stupidity of the guy...

    John Stackhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In bet he's thinkin': go ahead, you've got time, lol

    Audra Granath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest son works at a car wash & an elderly man did almost the same thing except he actually got out of the car & started walking to the sidewalk. They had to yell at him to get back in his car. They felt so bad for him cuz he was so confused. He thought you were supposed to get out of your car like when you get the emissions tested. Another time a woman wouldn't listen to them to put the car in neutral & she stepped on the gas . The car lurched off the track & got stuck in the tunnel & they had to shut the whole thing down while they tried to get her & her car out of there. She was actually angry with them about it cuz she was late for an appointment. It was a nice day too during this winter & cars were lined up down the street & they had to shut down.

    Josee Forget
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trunk of my friend's car suddenly opened when he just came into a car wash like this one but he figured out quickly there was no way to get out and come back in without hurting himself or doing anymore damage to his car! There is way too much things going on in those car washes for you to have time to get out.

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    #31

    When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening

    When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening

    imgur.com Report

    Adrienne St Claire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pasta gods did not appreciate your sacrifice.

    Maria Campsall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would really put me over the top.....😩

    David Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you still can just be sure glass and rocks are in your diet

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no it's oke, just a tad bit crunchy is all.

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you may start plucking out the glass (dinner won’t be long a!) But you are never gonna be sure you got it all . I hear frrewpsh white bread pressed into broken glass will get it for you

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    #32

    My Basketball Got Stuck Between The Backboard And The Wall Behind It, So I Threw A Rock At It. Then This Happened

    My Basketball Got Stuck Between The Backboard And The Wall Behind It, So I Threw A Rock At It. Then This Happened

    Bobskioner Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So wot happened can’t see Oh... s**t!

    Lisa Mcisaac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just quit for today, back to bed!

    Josee Forget
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you definitely found THE sweet 'squeezed" spot that day my friend!

    #33

    A Girl I Know Went To The Zoo And Accidentally Dropped Her Phone. She Didn't Want It Back

    A Girl I Know Went To The Zoo And Accidentally Dropped Her Phone. She Didn't Want It Back

    PraxAttacks Report

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the phone is not on vibrate...next call that guy is gonna go nuts.

    Jeremy Porter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you drop your phone, is it ever not accidental?

    Ronja Rövardotter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey girl, stop, where are you going? I just wanted to help!"

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably trying to return it to her. Such a considerate alligator.

    Josee Forget
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wise one too! I guess it already knows cellphones do not do any good thing for children. :)

    Charlie Riley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gator had to check in with his Mama in Florida.

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    #34

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    Lugozi Report

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aerosol says "fly and mosquito killer". Spider does what it says on the can. :-)

    AppleDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider says “pshaw, no one needs that. I am hungry anyways!”

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    Annabelle Bordesnki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see that thing in my house, it’s the spiders home now.

    Zinti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a normal day in Australia o_O

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess the insects called in Ground Support.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the spider thought it was full of flys and mosquitoes.

    Tyna Harrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An equal opportunity employer.......... :-)

    Verdant Hush
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's telling you there's a better choice than harsh chemicals :D

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Hope this went viral over @ moretein.com

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the fly & mosquito spray kills spiders just as well. I use whichever is on sale!

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    #35

    This Just Happened When I Took My Bananas Out Of A Bag

    This Just Happened When I Took My Bananas Out Of A Bag

    Flynnerrol Report

    Daniela Klatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananabread. Lots of Bananabread.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen this. The person before me is right, lots of banana bread.

    Gail O'Reilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww bugger, that's why I buy greener nana's

    Beverly Palmacci
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananas in a bag? Proves it's a bad idea. Would cause them to ripen too quickly.

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    #36

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    Report

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, just leave me here, I'll be alright.

    Semi-transparent Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it wasn't upside-down I guess.

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy stuff and thus, this is why I do not go any ride that goes in directions that are not straight up and down

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong move,fcked up. Wrong way,fcked up.

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I would have died of fright.

    John Backus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it didn't fall all the way down backwards !!!

    Whawhawhatsis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're face-up, not face-down!

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    #37

    When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

    When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

    bluebell959 Report

    Callie Ge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toast the bread then use it as egg rings

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nusa dua (or something). Dryer than panda but not as much middle

    Karen Forzetti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo..that makes me crazy when that happens

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fry an egg in it like in the movie Moonstruck.

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    #38

    Now What?

    Now What?

    kirvesperse Report

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    paint that spot under his feet, walk backwards towards the edge while repainting over his foot steps, jump down and break both legs.

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, we all know what it means to be "painted into a corner"!

    #39

    The New Milk My Mom Bought Tastes Funny

    The New Milk My Mom Bought Tastes Funny

    nerdallure Report

    Kamila Bilska
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good that’s washable :D why do they put a cow on a glue?!?! :D

    Mark Marcus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because glues used to be made from casein which is a byproduct of milk

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    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it will stick to your ribs.

    Barbara Macmillan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cow hooves, glue is made from cow hooves, or horse hooves, at least that's what they used to tell us.. 😨

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would the milk and glue be close enough in the market to confuse them?

    Kathy Walsh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make glue like that big???? Better yet, why did his mom put it in the fridge???

    Gail O'Reilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she bought the glue from the fridge at supa market???? Ooorrrr, she bought the milk that wasn't refridgerated???? Ummm glue I mean, another dam idiot hahaha

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    #40

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    zsreportz Report

    Chiemi Honda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered if that ever happened

    Tyna Harrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Containers have to be insured before they will ship them, some people dive for fallen ones as they can "legally" keep the contents if found.

    Yaocalli Cantu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see why my online shopping never arrived, Spongebob is enjoying it with Patrick

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't realize how many of these fall into the ocean each year, polluting our oceans. What I'm shocked about is how they stayed together, I wasn't aware they attached entire stacks to each other.

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost that game of Jenga, do it again

    Lindsay Gough
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are all locked together, and the ones on the after deck are empties.

    Gail O'Reilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how they haven't seperated and fallen in!!

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    #41

    On Second Thought, I Think I'll Walk

    On Second Thought, I Think I'll Walk

    reddit.com Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ate they? Bees? This is so bizarre, I've never seen this.

    Odin Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you cant get the bee repelent from the store if you cant drive

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm it’s their new hive

    #42

    So This Actually Just Happened At My Aunt's House

    So This Actually Just Happened At My Aunt's House

    JaCobra789 Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - the rare Comedy fall thru the roof scene - nice

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that really hurt. I don't want to think what part of his body stopped the fall. I'm going to guess that's an attic up there and not a second floor. If that's a second floor,I'd be running from the house.

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you thought taking a picture was the right thing to do at that moment

    A Zulqarni
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened at my house too a few years ago!

    Reta Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband did the very same thing, and I took a pic too! His legs hanging down. He was trying to walk in the attic on the beams and slipped. I think maybe men are a bit clutsy when it comes to stuff like that. Don’t even remember WHY he was up there to begin with!

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wanna swing by those legs

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    #43

    After Years In Retail, This Is The Worst Case Scenario

    After Years In Retail, This Is The Worst Case Scenario

    AndySlot Report

    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, oil too, that will take forever to get clean D:

    Allan Rich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick! Get some balsamic vinegar and baguettes stat!

    Tyna Harrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That really is an oil slick........

    Helen Coyle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots and lots of cat litter, as to how over stacked shelves,

    David Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**K IT *runs across it and slips*

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it an earthquake? The entire shelving unit seems crooked.

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    #44

    They Forgot To Put Their Drain Plugs In

    They Forgot To Put Their Drain Plugs In

    jagershotzz Report

    Sillyist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as personal cost goes, this one should be higher on the list lol

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The current solution these days is just put it in a bowl of rice.

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Jesus ., or did they I surance anyone?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine such damage and the mess.

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine did this to her tug when she left a sump pump running to empty the bilge then left to go to work. Something went wrong and the pump started pulling water INTO her tug! Cue all sorts of freaking out including worrying about baby ducks trying to swim through the resulting oil slick! She only got off from the huge fines because she was clearly distraught (she's an environmentalist from way back) and did everything she could to mitigate the damage. It was a giant mess, though, and the tug (already kind of funky) was pretty much ruined except for scrap.

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    #45

    Oh Sh*t, That Wasn't Grass

    Oh Sh*t, That Wasn't Grass

    Luklaus Report

    Helen Coyle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a sec to get that it was a golf cart in the pond

    #46

    Happy Birthday, Muffin!

    Happy Birthday, Muffin!

    Thisguysays Report

    Lorah Tink
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yess, I am not the only one!

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soooo how does it feel to loose like 5 years of hair in a few seconds?

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    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t⚠️ Hope their face and Wot’s left of their hair are ok

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's not funny, that's terrifying.

    Air Cachero
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Alicia Keys song just popped up in my mind.

    #47

    A Friend Of Mine Found Out Today Why Offices Aren't Based Outside

    A Friend Of Mine Found Out Today Why Offices Aren't Based Outside

    Rantaloupe Report

    Steven McMacken
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck was it, a pterodactyl?

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah! Nice representation of a brown bird possibly from the hawk family

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if insurance covers that?

    #48

    Well, Crap

    Well, Crap

    tonyalex8 Report

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the iron looks very nice now...Dunno if it can be used anymore, but you can keep it as a piece of art!

    David Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now you have a rug to put your iron on *when not hot * when that cools

    Lindsey Ladnier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my maid of honor on my wedding day. We gave her a jacket and called it a day.

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groovy iron - Dutch design?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same thing to a slinky, red polyester dress—the kind that were popular in the mid-nineties. Mine didn’t glue on to the iron as neatly as yours!

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    #49

    Just Came Back From Lunch To This

    Just Came Back From Lunch To This

    lilnicky261 Report

    Cynthia M Lewis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it can't have been the dog.....it is in its cage after all .....

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor dog forced to stay in that small cage whole day!!!

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    Oliver Gloxin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I'm dense, but what am I seeing here?

    Benicio del Pilitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people cage their animals ?? i've never seen this anywhere, and it seems so normal in the states, or what ?

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the states humans also have the claws taken out of the cats. The problem with this country is that there is little respect for any form of life. Why go to church if you can't even have be decent human. The cats without claws suffer because they can no longer .stretch properly their joints.

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    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont believe in putting dogs in cages. Guess the dog doesn't either!

    Lois Pack
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor dog stuck in a cage that is awful, get in it yourself.

    Joseph Brzezinski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs don't mind being in the crate, mine absolutely loves her house, she lays in there all the time. (obviously not for an entire work day)

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    Sabrina Timptner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it is or better was the bottom of the cage ^^

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t tell what black stuff is BUT DOG IS COMPLETELY DEVOID OF BLACK so therefore is guilt frree

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the foam from a chair cushion. So the dog is clearly able to have done it.

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    #50

    So, This Happened This Morning In Florence

    So, This Happened This Morning In Florence

    hitcha Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t! Nice installation art piece tho

    #51

    Today Someone Decided To Make An Illegal U Turn At The Worst Possible Time

    Today Someone Decided To Make An Illegal U Turn At The Worst Possible Time

    _zatoichi Report

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma, just pure unadultered instant biting KARMA!

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no need to give a traffic ticket here, I think they learned their lesson

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me so happy. Since Audi started their “you DESERVE it” ads, Audi drivers have taken over from BMW as the rudest and most entitled brats on the road.

    Georgann Haeffner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the signs, for goodness sake?

    Jean Schweibish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet another for the Darwin Awards!

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    #52

    Well, Screw You Too, Fortune Cookie

    Well, Screw You Too, Fortune Cookie

    WhiteY515 Report

    David Kimmel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contestants on "The Amazing Race" were competitive eaters and sponsored. I guess that would make them professional.

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bizarre one. Where do you get Chinese food?

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, my husband won that event!!!!!!!!!!!

    #53

    Oh No

    Oh No

    stabbyclaus Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well looks like a job for the teeth

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still say the person who invented the blister pack should be stood before a firing squad and attacked by their own packaging.

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that is why you needed new scissors

    Jean Schweibish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew this was coming - just couldn't deal with it in time.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes believe that items are packaged that way to mess with our heads. Why do they make them impossible to open without a sharp object? Are they somehow involved with the medical field?

    #54

    Spray Tan Tears Won't Go Away

    Spray Tan Tears Won't Go Away

    thiscontradiction Report

    Georg Überall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe just stay natural next time..

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ppl shouldn't use these, it's bad for the skin and doesn't look good most of the time...you just look orange, and who wanna look like Trump?

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woulda sold it as new tattoo technology

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was this stuff? Spray tan tears? What is this bizarre stuff?

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like some heavily enraged warrior.

    #55

    My Friend Was Curling Her Eyelashes While Walking And Tripped. This Happened:

    My Friend Was Curling Her Eyelashes While Walking And Tripped. This Happened:

    fabulousfoureyes Report

    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but if you're running that late that you have to do this on the run, just don't do make-up that day. Every time I see someone putting on mascara in the car, I want to honk just to see them draw a huge black line on their face.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could have blinded herself too.

    Karen Forzetti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch...but that the dirtiest eyelash curler ive ever seen..bound to happen

    Belinda Crum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the first thing I thought. I said "that thing is nasty."

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just pure stupidity. Who WALKS while curling lashes? That's what dressing tables are for.

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    geez, doesn't she ever clean her eyelash curler

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    #56

    I Just Walked Around The House For 10 Min, Unable To Find Where The Dog Took A Sh*t

    I Just Walked Around The House For 10 Min, Unable To Find Where The Dog Took A Sh*t

    Republicofjohn Report

    Steven McMacken
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fifi doesn't like your taste in shoes.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can smell it, it must be around here somewhere...

    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's got to be somewhere near, I can smell it??

    Jean Schweibish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A less pleasant variation on finding the eyeglasses you've been looking all over for were on top of your head the whole time!

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    #57

    30 Min Before The End Of My Shift

    30 Min Before The End Of My Shift

    mrmyaguy Report

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that's gonna leave a mark.

    Luca Fenton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY U TAKE A PIC GO TO THE DOC!!!

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's awful. Workman's comp, here we come.

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    #58

    Monday

    Monday

    PoopShootBandit Report

    Johan Nobel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then to know that "Keurig" means Neat & Tidy in Dutch ...

    Bobbi Wilson Fein
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can picture this happening to me! What a mess!!!

    Rumour Asit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This why you need a coffee to wake you up before you do anything technical!

    #59

    The Owner Of The Apartment Told Us It Will Be A Green/Blue Party. (Blue Is A German Expression For Being Drunk And Green For Weed). This Guy Thought We Make A Costume Party

    The Owner Of The Apartment Told Us It Will Be A Green/Blue Party. (Blue Is A German Expression For Being Drunk And Green For Weed). This Guy Thought We Make A Costume Party

    fritzf Report

    Ian Bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's an awesome costume!

    Loretta Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the guy who hired this costume to the guy had a lot of fun that day 😜 I bet he knew what blue/green means!!!

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With others being drunk with weed they won't even notice the costume anyway....

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t eh? That costume just ain’t gonna cut it

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least no one will know his true identity.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious! Hope he had a great time!

    #60

    So This Happened

    So This Happened

    Phoenix86 Report

    Ian Bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody really need their eyes checked

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that was foreseeable, wasn't it?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great picture for an advertisement. Assuming no one hurt.

    #61

    Stopped Cause I Thought My Tire Popped, But I'm Pretty Sure Someone Tried To Murder Me

    Stopped Cause I Thought My Tire Popped, But I'm Pretty Sure Someone Tried To Murder Me

    hordasx9 Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, did you call the police? I hope you didn't hang around. Not your average insurance claim.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was driving along and suddenly the drivers side back window blew out. Got home & sure enough, there was a bullet on the floor. We don't know if it was accidental or if someone actually took a shot at him. Never drove home that way again!

    Rebecca Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you dogged that bullit. Seriously.

    #62

    Roommate Learned A Valuable Lesson Today

    Roommate Learned A Valuable Lesson Today

    wordsbynight Report

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was visiting and did the same thing, I walked in from a class and she was totally oblivious, in another room. I let out a shriek as I saw bubbles "walking" across my kitchen floor, they had made it all the way across the room and down the basement stairs. She never had a dishwasher so didn't have a clue there was "special soap". 😂

    Lauren Diane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex did this and was very offended when I handed him the mop.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what would happen if dish detergent was used.

    Allan Rich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He put Dawn in the diswasher. LOL! At least the floor is clean. ;)

    #63

    A Bad Day At Work

    A Bad Day At Work

    imgur.com Report

    Jacoline Lankamp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just stands there looking defeated, like ''why does this always has to happen to me???''

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What goes up must come down

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I plugged it in one floor up - guess the cord wasn't long enough."

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could you please put my piece back on me, I am running late

    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad, but. We were servicing Fire Extinguishers and a 20lb on went off inside the elevator car in the Hotel we were servicing. We could use the sweeper, on steriods!

    #64

    The Peel-Open Seal. Every. Single. Time

    The Peel-Open Seal. Every. Single. Time

    Gregorwhat Report

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just making sure you really want to open this container.

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I like it instead of peeling.

    Kami
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can happened with Nutella too ;)

    #65

    I Got Charged Per Onion Ring And Not All The Rings Cost The Same Amount

    I Got Charged Per Onion Ring And Not All The Rings Cost The Same Amount

    feeshodoom Report

    Suparna Gibbs
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ll charge you for the free stuff....

    ArthurZak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone interested; 26 Onion Rings.

    Melody Sheriff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they probably were not all the same SIZE!

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I woulda not cropped the top and shamed the mofos

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bizarre. And no one at Red Robin thought this was odd? You need to send this to corporate headquarters of Red Robin. Can people really be this stupid?

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    enjoy, they must be made out of gold

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $20 for onion rings? They must've been good.

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    #66

    Never Sleep Outside With Cereal Guys

    Never Sleep Outside With Cereal Guys

    elley5sos Report

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have called a cereal killer.

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that spoon,it's so satisfying

    Lauren Diane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me ... if I ever sat in the sun.

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    That sunburn looks a bit painful. I suppose the OP could put sun block on the areas which got burned and lie out in the sun again to tan the rest. I'd wait a few days, though.

    #67

    Wore A Shoelace As A Belt For Work Today Out Of Desperation. Now The Office Thinks I'm The "Thong Guy"

    Wore A Shoelace As A Belt For Work Today Out Of Desperation. Now The Office Thinks I'm The "Thong Guy"

    Sydthebarrett Report

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you also wear a burlap sack as a shirt?

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, the least you could have done was color code your outfit

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean you only own one belt? Assuming you only owned one. You couldn't go to Walmart for a cheap one?

    #68

    My Sister Was Taking Pictures Of My Nephew At School & The Little Guy In The Back Looks Miserable

    My Sister Was Taking Pictures Of My Nephew At School & The Little Guy In The Back Looks Miserable

    Htxbia Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God it looks like a scene from a horror movie

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how you sit in a chair. This school must not be all that good if they can't even teach that.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she SURE he was intentionally doing this? My first thought is something is wrong.

    Michele Levin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he belongs to upside down world and was accidentally transported to the wrong school

    Jean Schweibish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps to get a different persepective on things sometimes.

    CESutherland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betcha there's skirt involved that we can't see.

    #69

    Halloween 1989. That's Me On The Right. My Sister Is Behind Me And About To Have A Really Bad Day

    Halloween 1989. That's Me On The Right. My Sister Is Behind Me And About To Have A Really Bad Day

    BryanwithaY Report

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, why is the baby on the high swing alone, ans gramma is with the kid who doesn't need her? I think it's a fake

    Lauren Diane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Granny isn’t paying any attention.

    #70

    My Coffee Turned Out A Bit Odd This Morning. Can't Imagine How It Could Have Happened

    My Coffee Turned Out A Bit Odd This Morning. Can't Imagine How It Could Have Happened

    M5WannaBe Report

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone at market pantry© needs to be slapped.

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, at least your coffee is fat free this morning.

    Audra Granath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they need to re-design their product packaging.

    Kami
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad design, bad idea…

    #71

    Oops

    Oops

    ChefPD Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Anyone tying in these loads @ all?!

    Cosmin Ionascu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each stack seems to be tied together, by the looks of it seems to be a wight balance problem when the wave hit

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    Carolyn Stewart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually became grounded on the Astrolabe Reef in Tauranga, New Zealand. Rena was a container and cargo vessel owned by a Greek shipping company. The containers were full of hazardous materials as well as heavy fuel oil and marine diesel oil. It has been described as NZ's worst maritime environmental disaster.

    Reta Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why it takes so frickin LONG to get anything I buy from China! NOW I get it!

    Amanda Greenwood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in NZ - the ship hit a reef beacause he weren't looking where hey we're going. Permanent damage to the reef.

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez If I was the Insurance Mob having to fork out for this c**p I would visit the Fwits in charge of loading and get thei4 **** in a take away bag

    Natasha Coleman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in my country of New Zealand. The captain was irresponsible and hit a reef. A lot of them came off and had to be collected and oil spilled over our beaches. Took ages to clean up.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that looks terrifying. Can you imagine what the crew and captain are thinking about now? I forget the number but the amount of these containers lost in the ocean each year is astounding. Now we know why. All of this junk only pollutes the ocean. Its time the process be changed. Its obviously not the best idea anyone ever had.

    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wonder how they expect these containers to be stacked 6 and 7 high w/o any support but each other on a rolling ship? Wonder why this doesn't happen a lot more.

    Chris Manson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened just offshore in New Zealand. Due to poor navigation, they hit rocks and this happened.

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    #72

    My Housemates Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Do This While I Was Asleep And Then Leave For The Day (With The Key). I Have A Job Interview In 2 Hours

    My Housemates Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Do This While I Was Asleep And Then Leave For The Day (With The Key). I Have A Job Interview In 2 Hours

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    Paul Wilson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could put a shirt over that .. no biggie

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked in my sons (5 or 6 years old at the time) room to close his window because he was clearly sleeping through a horrible thunderstorm. I moved his bed, closed the window and he slept through the entire thing.

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    Alex Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes for a great icebreaker I'll bet

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any chance you are interviewing for a position as a bike rack?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a garage or fire station close by? I'd say its time to find some adult and mature roommates. So what did you do?

    Lisa Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover up with a shirt and put all their expensive stuff in the living room, leave the door unlocked and hope for the best.

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    #73

    And They Wonder Why Exercise Initiatives Fail

    And They Wonder Why Exercise Initiatives Fail

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, I was wheelchaired for 10 years until surgery. now I can walk about 200 feet!!!

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i assume they shut off the elevator? I bet the dumbass who did this won't ever to it again. This is how I feel about businesses and corporations who assume the entire world lives by computer. I work with a population of people in which 5% own and use computers. They feel the same way multiple times a week.

    #74

    Homeschooling Has A Whole New Meaning

    Homeschooling Has A Whole New Meaning

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    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jenny, The bus is here! Get a move on!"

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get up,fcker. We're going to school."

    #75

    Oops

    Oops

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    Stephanie Barrington
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truck apparently really, really, REALLY had to "go."

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what a cement truck fart look like.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how much that company's insurance rates went up?

    Jean Schweibish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tow-tone and a little texture - cool!

    #76

    The Seconds Before Realising

    The Seconds Before Realising

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    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The paint might actually be dry. Painters don't always go back to remove the notices. Here's hoping!

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, she's oblivious to those signs. I can't believe it. At least she doesn't seem to be at a bus stop, I don't sees schedule. Because then she would get up, sit on the bus seat, mess it up, someone else sits on the seat.......and on and on......

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I painted for a living and will never forget a toddler grab the metal fence stiles as soon as I was done. He had black hands and black stripes running down his face from the wrought iron fence I painted. Oil-based paint, at that, lol.

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she just wanted striped clothes.

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah couple of hours - bum paint hard to see and matching red elsewhere won’t show up easily either.

    Nimue47
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she probably wondered why no one was sitting there

    Ian Bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it wont be too bad, it might match...

    #77

    My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called 'Slice' That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order

    My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called 'Slice' That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order

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    Helen Coyle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is another reason not to let kids play with adult toys. Give them their own play phones and age appropriate toys. My daughter was not allowed to play with any phones or even remote controls. , for the tv, dvd player these are all adult toys. Live and learn

    Sally Burleson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kids were young I'd ask them if what they had was a toy. When they said no I'd ask, "Then should you be playing with it?" It helped them learn to think. Kids are hard on stuff and it gets expensive fast when they mess up "our" toys!

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    Moezarella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be upset by this 😂

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson learned. The hard way. I agree with these saying there's plenty of appropriate toys for kids, they don't need your germ infested phone! (And yes, most people's phones are walking germ bombs and think about kids putting them in their mouths).

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thst phones have bacterial on them is not the problem. It's that they should not have access to phones, I Pads or PC. By the way kids rarely wash their hands and they pick-up all sort of of flithy things.

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    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way that baby could do that!

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I get it - a real baby -

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S $94 worth of pizza? Expensive place aren't they!

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid brought happiness,I mean who hates pizzas?

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    #78

    I'm Not Sad I'm Working On Thanksgiving, I'm Sad My Donut Shop Is Closed

    I'm Not Sad I'm Working On Thanksgiving, I'm Sad My Donut Shop Is Closed

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be so stereotyped or cliché!

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he doesn't look sad..... He looks MAD!!!!! LOL

    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to my house, cute police guy. I'll make you all the doughnuts you want...

    Nicole Bowman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to live in a place where the donut shop sells beer!

    #79

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    PandaProject Report

    Alex Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like about 4 dozen. 48 eggs.

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope...... It's 36! I counted! Tells you how boring my day is!!!! LOL

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrible nightmare, as a baker I see about 20 or 30 lost cakes or muffins or cupcakes, etc.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oops. got eggs on the stove

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    #80

    My First Day Of Class Starts In An Hour And The Battery To My Clippers Just Died. Well, So Much For First Impression

    My First Day Of Class Starts In An Hour And The Battery To My Clippers Just Died. Well, So Much For First Impression

    CptColeman Report

    Audra Granath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And next week everyone will be wearing their hair this way lol

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic. Love it. Never wait until the last minute to cut your hair... You're just tempting fate at that point!

    Mark Jaress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a new look. A cutting edge new look

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear it’s a half man bun

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't grab batteries out of a remote or something?

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    #81

    I Got Assigned Locker 68. Guess I Don't Have A Locker This Year

    I Got Assigned Locker 68. Guess I Don't Have A Locker This Year

    imgur.com Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there humans out there really that stupid? Let's assume you went and complained about this. I wonder how many thousands this cost the contractor whose employee did this? Remember, they have to replace tile, all sorts of stuff. I understand mistakes, but this is pure stupidity.

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky for the guy who has 71!!!

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing a socket wrench and a little elbow grease won't solve.

    #82

    Somebody Must Be Having A Bad Day

    Somebody Must Be Having A Bad Day

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows, maybe it was already in someone's trash, that's how it got outside.

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once had a cat that liked to steal puzzle pieces.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched an entire show about cats stealing things of people. You're lucky it wasn't underwear or bras (sometimes very expensive ones) from clotheslines, etc.

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    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't piece together how this happened, very puzzling indeed.

    #83

    I Selected A Window Seat To Avoid Human Contact

    I Selected A Window Seat To Avoid Human Contact

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    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg... so disgusting... I would "sneeze" and try my hardest to spit a lot on that foot

    Ian Bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take a straw and poke that foot!

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear if anyone did that to me, I smack that damn foot or lean REALLY hard on it. People on planes can be so disgusting.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bastard! I one had a woman behind me who kept shutting MY window shade. I keep seeing her hand snake up beside me to close it. The last time I pushed it back up, I did it with some fury—she got the message. My seat, my window shade, my god woman, leave me alone!

    Steven McMacken
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scene from "Planes, Trains and Automobiles."

    Dana Hill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a pen.. poke. Poke. ... POKE.

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    #84

    This SUV Broke The Sound Barrier

    This SUV Broke The Sound Barrier

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    Audra Granath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the body language of the officers like how the hell did they do this? lol

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus it’s liked a major race track tragedy but without the racetrack

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, someone may have died in this accident. I don't see very much that is funny here.

    #85

    Hope Your Monday Went Better Then Mine

    Hope Your Monday Went Better Then Mine

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    Lisa Barry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can of soup falls from the cabinet, direct hit.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have a glass-topped stove too. its replacement will be back to a normal one.

    Lisa Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could get that to happen to our stove. I want a new one!

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Moral of the story: don't put heavy stuff in the cabinet over your glass-top electric stove.

    #86

    I'm A Baker. After Working All Morning On This Order, I Get This Text From My Boss

    I'm A Baker. After Working All Morning On This Order, I Get This Text From My Boss

    skillsontoast92 Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweep into a pile pick up the good ones chuck some artificial silk flowers around tray for decoration BEFORE CUSTOMERS GET THERE!

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that stupid hand thing they're doing? That's your boss? How old is she? How responsible is she?

    #87

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    Es Meralda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Why would you do this?

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not? lol, chances are, they didn't actually do it, but it's funny either way!

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    Daniel Popescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote the note is lying. The area is not that out of the way.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did mankind sink this low again in evolution? And the worst of it they'll never catch the creep. Since when does a thief bring their own paper and pen to leave a note?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you think its funny, maybe this lowlife will do you the honor of trashing your car next.

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    #88

    I Spent Months Painting These Shoes For A Friend And Realized When I Was Done That They're The Wrong Size

    I Spent Months Painting These Shoes For A Friend And Realized When I Was Done That They're The Wrong Size

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    Air Cachero
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a total waste eBay is waiting for it.

    Rumour Asit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet they're YOUR size though; you know you wanted to keep them!

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are fabulous. Give them anyway and say they are just for display?🤷🏻‍♀️

    #89

    I Can't Believe This Happened. R.I.P. My Ice Cream

    I Can't Believe This Happened. R.I.P. My Ice Cream

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    Darla Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why thank you! People are so friendly these days! ~Seagull

    Verdant Hush
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greedy. Birdface only took the top scoop :D

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it curious you were already taking pictures of your ice cream. This one is a set up!

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry about your ice cream, but you got an amazing photo out of it!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seafood flavored rocky road?

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls eat ice cream? Amazing. Never thought this possible.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How odd that camera was there for that split second shot

    #90

    If I Made A List Of Impossible Sh*t That Would Wake Me Up At 3:00 AM On A Monday Morning This Would Top The List

    If I Made A List Of Impossible Sh*t That Would Wake Me Up At 3:00 AM On A Monday Morning This Would Top The List

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    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what... what is that? is that bees...?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this possible? That a room up there, I see wallpaper. So what caused this? I hate these postings. People show us this c**p, want our responses but never tell us exactly what is happening or the outcome.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    insulation, it looks like

    Heidi Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that mouse poop or bat guano?

    #91

    You Think Your Day's Been Bad?

    You Think Your Day's Been Bad?

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    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet after all the stupidity (hey as a basic keep safe rule u r sposed to get out and check river crossings by foot if you intend to go into them) They then sit with feet in water of what looks like crocodile territory to me (oh but crocs only as far as Rockhampton ., b******t they do).

    Miry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's crocodile territory I wouldn't be thrilled to check it out on foot either...

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    Andrew Russell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that an animal control or K9 unit? Let's hlpe the people were the only passengers.

    Martin Hørup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only see two officers on that prisinor transport. Guess they figured he could wait in the cage😕

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they drive in the water? Which they tell all of us yo NEVER do or did the water overtake them?

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a saying around here. "Don't drown. Turn around"

    Ellen Sawicki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad boy bad boy watcha going to do....

    #92

    So My Friends At Work Accidentally Broke A Pipe Line And As Result 30 Ton Of Flour Dropped On The Floor

    So My Friends At Work Accidentally Broke A Pipe Line And As Result 30 Ton Of Flour Dropped On The Floor

    Antmf Report

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thirty tons of flour would make a mighty big biscuit.

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a cocaine addict's dream.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of potential food! Could any be salvaged!

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ticket to ride a white-line highway Tell all your friends they can go my way Pay your toll, sell your soul Pound for pound it costs more than gold The longer you stay, the more you pay My white lines go a long way Either up your nose or to your vein With nothing to gain except killing your brain

    Pat Wittorf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy should lose the shovel and take a photo wit;h a straw. BWAHAHAHA

    #93

    Only Me

    Only Me

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    Apollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how a new trend was born.

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks as though someone forgot to put in the screws.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, it’s better than walking around with toilet paper dragging from your shoe.

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can fix that, but I'm afraid we're going to need to take the rest of your clothes off first. 😜

    #94

    How Was Your Monday?

    How Was Your Monday?

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    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for buying a Mercedes. Probably cost a grand to fix.

    Bobbi Wilson Fein
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planned break-down to get more money from you!!! 💰

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hope you weren't in drive or reverse when this happened.

    #95

    A Tractor Trailer Slammed Into The Mablevale Overpass On I-30, Causing Frozen Pizzas To Cover The Interstate, Blocking All Traffic

    A Tractor Trailer Slammed Into The Mablevale Overpass On I-30, Causing Frozen Pizzas To Cover The Interstate, Blocking All Traffic

    i/web Report

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had put it on the news and told people to come and get-um the road would cleaned in nothing flat!

    Sheri Sellars
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove past this when it happened (opposite side of the freeway)!!

    Sally Burleson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks " Cloudy With A Chance of Pizza" to me!

    Jessica Strosky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad day for the driver. Best day ever. For the first responders. Free pizza!

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they Tombstone pizzas?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in Southern California with all It’s freeways, we get a lot of unusual spills. My recent favorite was a spilled load of honey! A lot of honey.

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a Sig-Alert*, it's DiGiorno! *it's a Southern California thing.

    Kelly Von Tee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 second rule doesn't apply here.

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    #96

    Whyyy

    Whyyy

    BriannaNana Report

    Steven McMacken
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the mat out of the car, bring it into the kitchen, place it on the table and dig in.

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the lid to scoop the top, leaving only a layer that touches the mat

    Jon Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good news is it's only a pint. 5 second rule!

    Bobbi Wilson Fein
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it is all on the mat and you can carefully remove the mat and dump it in a garbage can. Then go get more ice cream 🍦!!!

    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t scrape off the bad and eat it!!!

    Jon Chevalier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it's still servasible ...it's on the mat, not the carpet. yea!!!

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, this is why you should never eat ice cream while driving.

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom looks perfect! Get me a spoon.

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    #97

    Worst Day Ever

    Worst Day Ever

    tama chan Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! God was watching over you that day if no one was in this car. Just look HOW flat that car center is. Nothing ever is greater than the power of nature.

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    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, bummer that looks like a nice tree.....

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mazda Rx8? That's a nightmare.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse day if he had been in it

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if that was insured - someone did you a favor...

    #98

    The Solar Eclipse Glasses I Ordered A Month Ago Finally Came! 4 Days After The Eclipse...

    The Solar Eclipse Glasses I Ordered A Month Ago Finally Came! 4 Days After The Eclipse...

    shotukan Report

    Lina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just wait for the next one...

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell on eBay,someone in the next eclipse area will buy them.

    #99

    So This Just Happened

    So This Just Happened

    LorienStrawberries Report

    Suparna Gibbs
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheaper to replace a window than a whole wall....

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope the tree guys had insurance

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it someone is trimming a tree or removing it? Pray they have good insurance.

    #100

    At Least It's Not Stolen

    At Least It's Not Stolen

    imgur.com Report

    #101

    Friend Went Ice Fishing And Decided To Take A Pic Of The Ice Hole. Oops

    Friend Went Ice Fishing And Decided To Take A Pic Of The Ice Hole. Oops

    imgur.com Report

    #102

    I Was Also Having A Bad Day

    I Was Also Having A Bad Day

    sparks89 Report

    #103

    Glass 1:0 Toilet

    Glass 1:0 Toilet

    TheDancingBaboon Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jee! Stolen pub glass then - they’re thick heavy glasses

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that almost seems impossible.

    Florian Zwiestein
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because the new bowl is much more trouble than a new glass...

    #104

    How's Your Monday Going?

    How's Your Monday Going?

    RandomOrigin Report

    Mick Gi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did that happen wtf

    Darla Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a tire gauge stuck like that once... it was ironic.

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The local Discount Tire has a big box on the counter of things like this they've taken out of tires.

    #105

    I Don't Know How This Happened, I Work At A Toilet Paper Factory...

    I Don't Know How This Happened, I Work At A Toilet Paper Factory...

    matthewdubya Report

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you......I worked at a glass factory 12 years, could never find a glass in my house!!

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in a toilet paper factory, men just don't replace the toilet rolls.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THIS is funny but ONLY because its at a TP factory.

    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mechanics always drive well maintained cars right?

    #106

    How I Became An "Ice Road" Trucker

    How I Became An "Ice Road" Trucker

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    #107

    This Is How A Bad Day Looks Like

    This Is How A Bad Day Looks Like

    reddit.com Report

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good things tend to be destroyed before anything.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always scoot fast past car transporters for fear of this very thing happening. Looks like I'm not so daft after all

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't be a big loss if they were Hyundai's.

    #108

    You Know Someone's Had A Bad Day When You Find This In The Toilet Cubical

    You Know Someone's Had A Bad Day When You Find This In The Toilet Cubical

    Sagerian Report

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to do that once when my elastic snapped

    Hope
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has to do this on occasion when he gets caught on his motorcycle in a rainstorm while going to work without waterproofs. Better than sitting in wet underwear all day.

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be working away on a job which overran.

    #109

    My View Of Metallica From The Handicapped Section At Commonwealth Stadium In Edmonton. 7 Hour Drive For This

    My View Of Metallica From The Handicapped Section At Commonwealth Stadium In Edmonton. 7 Hour Drive For This

    doctajones1989 Report

    #110

    I Made A Beast Cheesecake And Then I Dropped It

    I Made A Beast Cheesecake And Then I Dropped It

    tom__kelly Report

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then to top it off, you have to clean it up!

    Crochet Rox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chandler and Rachel, bring the forks!!

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - law of averages strikes again

    #111

    Here Is Our Daughter's First Flight In Europe. "And We'll Be Able To See Paris As We Fly Over It!"

    Here Is Our Daughter's First Flight In Europe. "And We'll Be Able To See Paris As We Fly Over It!"

    Cartoonlad Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some lameo hostile. Should have had her up in the cockpit THEE IS NO EVXCUSE TO S**T CUST SERVIICE

    Elena Popowitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is going to Europe. I have never been to Europe. I can't feel bad that she has no window.

    Ivan Moritz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    paris is not the only city in europe

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Here in Canada I was seated next to the emergency door and it had a window, plus there it was just 2 seats deep so there was more room.

    #112

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that? A lottery ticket? Someone please explain

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well maybe lot lotto the balls will drop and your number will come up

    #113

    So I Walk Into My Office This Morning...

    So I Walk Into My Office This Morning...

    sobo19 Report

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for Trans America Glass and everything was, well, glass. I had a workman replacing the fluorescent bulbs in my office & the pliers fell out of his toolbelt onto the tempered glass chair pad. It took about 3 hours for the entire thing to break apart and the whole time it sounded like ice moving.

    Sarah Collas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this paperwork on the desk seems much worse than the broken glass ...

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I think someone else had a worse start than you.

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered if the glass in those things was like windshield glass and just broke in the frame or if this would happen.

    #114

    The Key Was A Little Bent, So I Tried To Correct It. I'm 650 Miles From Home

    The Key Was A Little Bent, So I Tried To Correct It. I'm 650 Miles From Home

    Hatchet23 Report

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no spare???? WHO doesn't carry a spare key? One time calling a locksmith and you'll be a lifetime carrying member!!! Been there, done that!!!!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boss wanted me to drive to the job site and filled my car up with gas. my key broke in the gas door, so I had to push it away from the pumps and have my wife pick it up while I rode with the boss... :( my key looked just like this.

    Huib van Wees (hvwees)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moron, don't correct that so far from home....

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Maybe next year you'll spend a few bucks and get AAA.

    #115

    Someone Really Had To Wipe

    Someone Really Had To Wipe

    HTBscribbles Report

    #116

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

    Pot4DMasses Report

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he goosed her at the wrong moment...

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always a fat guy with a backwards ballcap & a big gulp... He probably has white sunglasses too. Troublemakers.

    Carole Dose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a cold hand touched me on the shoulder...

    Robert Rice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little goose will do that !!!!!!!

    Ade Makobu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's alright honey, we still have pineapple

    #117

    My Friend Said He Could Be An Olympic Diver. This Is What Happened

    My Friend Said He Could Be An Olympic Diver. This Is What Happened

    Matariel19 Report

    #118

    Amazon Shipped My Hot Sauce Without Any Padding

    Amazon Shipped My Hot Sauce Without Any Padding

    bizzaromatt Report

    Helen Foster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sent a bottle of liquid fertilizer in a padded envelope to me!!! what a mess!!!!!!!

    mntncrone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon is notorious for s****y or nonexistent padding. They once shipped a book and pressed bronzer to me in the same box. The bronzer broke and turned into dust and ruined the book as well. Employees don't get paid to make sure things arrive in good condition.

    Al Jarrell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me! It was a half gallon of Chipotle Choloula! Amazon just tossed in it a box and off it went. The lid broke apart and leaked everywhere!

    #119

    This Happened Outside My Buddy's Workplace. The Student Driver Sticker Really Brings It All Together

    This Happened Outside My Buddy's Workplace. The Student Driver Sticker Really Brings It All Together

    Enkage Report

    #120

    Not Cool, Monday. Not Cool At All

    Not Cool, Monday. Not Cool At All

    NotThatDamnDroid Report

    Jane Rawlinson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help don’t drink it look what it did to the spider.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider got his caffeine fix for the year!

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even spiders need coffee on Mondays.

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    #121

    Oops... Wrong Gurney In The Room

    Oops... Wrong Gurney In The Room

    fulcrumbs Report

    Mark Marcus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metal & MRI scanners dont mix !!

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy in India died because he went in the MRI room with an oxygen tank. It sacked him in and ripped his hand off, he died of blood loss.

    Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Connor Terminator don't like them either terminator...d6e5ec.jpg terminator-genisys-analysis-20-machine1-790x318-5a78e32d6e5ec.jpg

    Clare Elliott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a panic attack-first and only in my life-in an MRI machine....now I know why.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they are sooo gonna have an issue with getting that one off...

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    #122

    It's My Dad's. It's $800. I'm Going To Die

    It's My Dad's. It's $800. I'm Going To Die

    xKYL3x Report

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can fix that good as new with some duct tape and super glue. He'll never notice.

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no,....... You gotta use SUPER SUPER glue!!!!! Regular super glue won't work!!!!!

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    Sharon Ingram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he leave it out where someone could trip and fall on it?

    #123

    Cat Puked On The Dog. Dog Proceeded To Wag His Tail Flinging It Everywhere

    Cat Puked On The Dog. Dog Proceeded To Wag His Tail Flinging It Everywhere

    greetification Report

    Apollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, only a cat can come up with this.

    Clare Elliott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is that square thing on the dog's back?

    Venomous Sloth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably where they had to shave for something (injury?).

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    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat’s are bastards - that’s what the internet says

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how teamwork works.

    #124

    See You In Court, Palmer Paint Products

    See You In Court, Palmer Paint Products

    LeleTill Report

    Cynthia M Lewis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes because poster paint is meant for the face........

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The skin on your face is much thinner so it would absorb more. But I'm sure what they meant was little specks of paint would wash off, no one expected this idiot to take a bath in it.

    Luciana Marcu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...why?? Why would somebody put that on he's face?? We have a saying here in Romania "too bad that stupidity isn't painful, the mother of stupid people is always pregnant"...

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Star Trek producer is madly trying to find her number to hire a new alien.

    Elena Mendiola Illescas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says "poster paint" in 3 languages and she still put it in her face xD

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the "H" were you trying to do anyway? I hate to say it, but this is your dumb fault.

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're still beautiful to me!!!!!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but Pinky... why would you put paint on your face?

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    #125

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    imgur.com Report

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me too, at work. I was dreading the cost of a locksmith. Fortunately, I carry a small sliding knife at work, and was able to winkle the broken piece out, phew!

    #126

    Oops

    Oops

    bkmgtpe Report

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only you had opted to take a normal car and not this ridiculous monstrosity

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't feel sorry for numbskulls that either own or drive or rent want of these idiotic vehicles and that's not what I call them in private. Dumber than dirt anyone who owns one of these!

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when the Honey BooBoo crowd gets their disability payday.

    Carole Dose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The long and short of it is....

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    #127

    Well, My Life Sucks Today

    Well, My Life Sucks Today

    Cwowwzers Report

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry - Placing it above the fireplace would have had the exact same result internally, eventually (#derp!)

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The TV was attached to the mantel? Why not the wall? And who would put a TV over the fireplace anyway? This makes no sense whatsoever?

    Allan Rich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood people that place their expensive electronics above a source of high heat and smoke.

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So instead of mounting it to the wall... you placed it on the faux mantle that's half the width of the stand? is that what i'm seeing?

    Ian Bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smh, dont wish it on anybody

    Jutta Sanchez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why they have wall mounts

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who is your lousy carpenter? Wouldn't hire them again! Don't tell me, was it you?

    Pat Wittorf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send photo to your homeowners insurance adjuster to show damage made by burglar trying to steal your TV.

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the guitar didn't get damaged.

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    #128

    I Think We Might Be Low On Ink

    I Think We Might Be Low On Ink

    simon_wang12 Report

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my quantum experiment paper in the photocopier, and it accidentally triggered a nanocarbon explosion...

    #129

    Someone's Having A Bad Day

    Someone's Having A Bad Day

    bobby904 Report

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Operator had a moment and thought of the Red Sea.

    #130

    What's This? I'm Going Back To Bed

    What's This? I'm Going Back To Bed

    jjlew080 Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! I wish we HAD seen this once this year.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just walk over and put the ball in the basket, white men don't need to jump.

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    #131

    Pizza Fail

    Pizza Fail

    Report

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote if you'd still finish cooking and eat it.

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sell pizza stones for a reason.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It never occurred to anyone it needs a solid base? Dumb people, shouldn't be allowed around household appliances. Probably try to play your electric guitar in the bath too.

    Darla Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadness😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

    #132

    Well, Sh*t. Literally, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t. Literally, Sh*t

    Report

    Timothy Grey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you found it before sticking your foot in there.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't house train your dog?

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's trying to tell you something????

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    #133

    You Think You're Having A Bad Day

    You Think You're Having A Bad Day

    Snakex77x Report

    Lina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh...I want to be the lucky person to get all three of them at once...

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The official water of the Cowboys! No wonder if screwed up!

    Dragon Slayer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to my coworker when I was there. Let's just say my coworker got more drinks than she paid for once I touched the machine.

    Dragon Slayer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to my coworker one day. Let's just say my coworker got more drinks than she paid for once I touched the machine.

    #134

    I Knew I Forgot Something Outside Last Night. FML

    I Knew I Forgot Something Outside Last Night. FML

    larhavoc Report

    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least it's still there, and it looks like it works too!

    Dragon Slayer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, paper ink looks like that whether it works or not. It takes battery to clear the paper ink screen.

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    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put it in a bowl of rice, cover with more rice, leave for 24 hours. Good as new!!! Same with phones!!!

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNCOOKED rice for the mentally impaired!!! LOL

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    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I pay an extra $5 a month; I call it "stupid insurance"!!!

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell but it looks ok - yeah?

    #135

    Yeah, It Is Monday

    Yeah, It Is Monday

    BeerMania Report

    #136

    My Friend Works At A Bank And Today This Happened

    My Friend Works At A Bank And Today This Happened

    reddit.com Report

    Allan Rich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long hair around machines with rotating parts is always a risk.

    Manuel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, how many hairs did it count?

    #Loveyourself
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS monday my dudes AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem!!!! Get out the scissors!!! Problem solved!!!

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black shirt guy trying not to laugh...

    #137

    Don't Ask Me How This Happened, I Hate Myself Too

    Don't Ask Me How This Happened, I Hate Myself Too

    goth_cakes Report

    Crochet Rox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my marshmallow with no wrinkles too.

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the graham crackers of chocolate?!

    #138

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    mdehevilland Report

    Conan Parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push the cork in with chopsticks or similar

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this often. Going for screw caps now.

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $45 bottle of Pinot, 99¢ corkscrew.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break it off at the neck and strain it through your t-shirt, like we did one drunken night.

    Karen Drucks
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been there and done that..........several times in fact

    Johan Nobel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, this one really gets to me :-), Whoops

    bpanther
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sweat... just bang the bottom a few times on a tree trunk or on a thick wad of kitchen towels on a doorframe or sturdy wall. And the cork will start creeping out !

    #139

    First Winter Snow. Damn

    First Winter Snow. Damn

    TheFrenchCommander Report

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote if you also had to look at this for 45 seconds to figure out what exactly you were looking at.

    #140

    So This Happened

    So This Happened

    heyheyhiitsme Report

    Ian Bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what actually happened? tripped onto the post?

    Ana Sofii Dlp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O think he tried to jump above the post and failed jumping enough so the his pants got stuck and ripped by the upper part of the post

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    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he was wearing underwear.

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dipshit tried to jump over it...no sympathy.

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunken Hunger Games have resulted in more eunuchs than the entire Dark Ages.

    Gus Gustafson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Authorities said that alcohol was suspected.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that even possible? I'm calling b******t on this one.

    Nancy Baldauf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a GOOD day to me...I don't see any blood!

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    #141

    Hapy F**king Monday

    Hapy F**king Monday

    imgur.com Report

    #142

    Happy Start Of The Day

    Happy Start Of The Day

    Report

    #143

    I'll Of A Sudden It Turned Into A Bad Day

    I'll Of A Sudden It Turned Into A Bad Day

    ScOttyfarms2 Report

    Alison Cowan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gotta make you just a little paranoid about the part of the ladder you're on...

    Bob White
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that lower part gets taken away by the worker so unauthorized people can't climb up.

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    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An evil eye has definitely turned into your direction.

    #144

    Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly

    Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly

    CappaWasDetated Report

    Ione Raubacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did that, We all laughed so hard.

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grabbed a bottle of listerine to condition my hair . Very fresh Scent!

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least your gums will be soothed.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad did it with Brylcreem hair goop.

    Sven Mom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband did that. Despite scrubbing, flossing over and over again, he would get hits of that taste for weeks.

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did this with hemorrhoid cream, when we were kids.

    #145

    Wine Tragedy

    Wine Tragedy

    Report

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick!!!!! What isle are the straws on!!!!!!

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped a bottle of wine in a Walmart once. Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

    #146

    He Dropped His Doritos On The Road

    He Dropped His Doritos On The Road

    Report

    Hayley Maher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't cry I'll get you a new packet

    Lina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this was just the last straw for that guy that day

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an acceptable reaction to losing your Doritos only if you lost your girl right before the picture was taken.

    #147

    I'll Never Be Someone's Bride

    I'll Never Be Someone's Bride

    Report

    Holger Lockertsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know what this is/was/was supposed to be

    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want to make molten lava for dinner, anyway?

    Steven Rundle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick to making caramel is to lot leave the pot unattended for an hour

    Marty Sunderland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe unstirred is a better idea than unattended.

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    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was a flat-top stove, easier to clean than coil burners.

    Joseph Barnett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend did something similar years ago. He was making popcorn, but instead of using oil, he grabbed clear Karo syrup. He didn't have his glasses on and, well...

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth is that?? I can't even begin to hazard a guess.

    Chad Kook
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you just need to find a significant other that will CAN cook, how are you at car repair?

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the evil entity from Fern Gully?

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the same thing making hummingbird nectar (boiled sugar water). Suddenly, I'm like "what's that smell". Favorite pan, too.

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    #148

    Burning My Laptop

    Burning My Laptop

    EricRich Report

    Kathleen Moore
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad photoshop Dude, your iMac is covered in brushed aluminum, and a candle flame would not burn it, and even if you did, you don’t think that white “glow”of the Apple logo would be behind the whole case so you?

    #149

    Just Washing Some Pillows

    Just Washing Some Pillows

    TerryCruzLeftPec Report

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP washing machine...

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R u sure miss they weren’t like that to begin with?

    #150

    How Does This Happen?

    How Does This Happen?

    the_install_tech Report

    Kim Grabill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your friends hid the keys behind the wheel, but you had your own set. 🤐

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    #151

    And How Do You Start Your Morning?

    And How Do You Start Your Morning?

    5n4k3 Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what are they making fixtures from today? This is as bad as that toilet!

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First the toilet, now the sink? That's one badass glass!!!!!

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think of it as a busted sink, think of it as an opportunity to get rid of that terrible caulking job.

    #152

    Well, Screw You, Morning

    Well, Screw You, Morning

    Reksh Report

    Angellique Clarke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the person really going to bathe in that filth?

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind of funny that it's the girls with nasty showers and jacked up diverter valves!

    Heidi Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know it's a girl? That could be a guy's hand

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    #153

    It's A Bad Day When...

    It's A Bad Day When...

    packilvania Report

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is no bad, the plane just wants his belly rubbed :)

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are supposed to take off before trying barrel rolls!

    Robert Rice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great BJ,must have done that....

    #154

    140 People Booked In My Restaurant Tonight. My Only Oven. Damn

    140 People Booked In My Restaurant Tonight. My Only Oven. Damn

    imgur.com Report

    #155

    Someone's Going Through A Really Bad Breakup If This Decision Was Made

    Someone's Going Through A Really Bad Breakup If This Decision Was Made

    goie Report

    #156

    Sh*t

    Sh*t

    sonnet155 Report

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't that high. You could jump down. There's mulch below.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just scream for someone to come and replace the ladder...

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    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got your phone, call for help...derp

    #157

    R.I.P. My Real Life Inbox. These All Arrived Within 72 Hours Of Getting A DWI. In Other News: Drinking And Driving Is Idiotic. I Accept My Punishment And Regret My Poor Decisions. Be Safe, Kiddos. Learn From My Fail. I Did

    R.I.P. My Real Life Inbox. These All Arrived Within 72 Hours Of Getting A DWI. In Other News: Drinking And Driving Is Idiotic. I Accept My Punishment And Regret My Poor Decisions. Be Safe, Kiddos. Learn From My Fail. I Did

    BobaFettLived Report

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it happen in front of a law conference?

    Etienne Grande
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upcoming cases, dockets, are public information. These ambulance chasers peruse court dockets every day, research the names for addresses and then send out flyers by the dumpster load.

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    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, do you live near a law school?!

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder lawyers charge so much, they spend the profits on mailings.

    #158

    You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

    You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

    TheSwaggieJesus Report

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s still all in your hand!

    Kristy Hides
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, what are you waiting for!?? GET THE DUCTTAPE

    #159

    Just Accidentally Played The Worst Game Ever. I Call It 'Pear Or Potato'

    Just Accidentally Played The Worst Game Ever. I Call It 'Pear Or Potato'

    barefootdoctor Report

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this is staged, or you really don't know where to store your potatos.

    Roxana Milea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude..the fruits and vegetables seems so unhealthy in your country..That doesn't even look like a pear :-s

    AppleDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw potato is poisonous! Be careful

    #160

    So This Happened To Me On An Escolator In Korea. One Of My Worst Fears Came True

    So This Happened To Me On An Escolator In Korea. One Of My Worst Fears Came True

    Uncertainspy686 Report

    Sandi McRobbie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it happened to my daughter when she was about 5, I had to pull her foot out of her runner very fast. we live in Canada.

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    Lisa Mcisaac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to my flip flop at Mic Mac Mall Dartmouth NS..CANADA

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    #161

    This Happened At My Local Restaurant

    This Happened At My Local Restaurant

    pmmeyourpeacesign Report

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a 'her'! You really should get your eyes 👀tested!!! LOL

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    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get him out of there with a quarter and a steady hand on the crane.

    #162

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    Paintkiller Report

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember to always avoid the lowest estimate.

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have to decide if you want to sacrifice three rungs of your ladder or all that hard work you just did .

    #163

    Don't Squat While Wearing Work Pants At Work. Ever

    Don't Squat While Wearing Work Pants At Work. Ever

    bZeiler Report

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tight hipster pants, tribal ink, t-shirt one size too small, endless energy drinks... There's a lot of bad decisions here.

    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you all laugh at Plumbers Crack, now you know why.....

    Darleen S alkalili
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard of crotchless panties but this?

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives new meaning to the term "butt crack".

    #164

    4 Minutes Before I Was Supposed To Clock Out

    4 Minutes Before I Was Supposed To Clock Out

    rainbowcountry Report

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫ And if one green bottle Should accidentally fall ♪

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ................there'll be 500 green bottles to clean up in the aisle.

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    #165

    Walked Around All Day With A Thong Hanging Out Of My Hood. The Worst Part Is This Wasn't The First Time

    Walked Around All Day With A Thong Hanging Out Of My Hood. The Worst Part Is This Wasn't The First Time

    ilovegingermen Report

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully a laundered thong.....

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you went thongless all day? Wish I was there!!!!!!! Beautiful!!!!!

    #166

    Boyfriend Bought 8 Lbs Of Jellly Bellies. Then The Bag Broke. This Was The Result. Oops

    Boyfriend Bought 8 Lbs Of Jellly Bellies. Then The Bag Broke. This Was The Result. Oops

    imgur.com Report

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame the inferior CostCo bag!!!

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's WinCo. Walk away, no one will notice.

    Kami
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much for 1 bag…

    #167

    Well, That Escalated Quickly

    Well, That Escalated Quickly

    madget Report

    Ade Makobu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's not toilet water or sh*t drain..

    #168

    Great Disappointment

    Great Disappointment

    reddit.com Report

    #169

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    fumpsee Report

    #170

    When You Get To Work At 5:30 Am And Someone Has Thrown Your Breakfast Away

    When You Get To Work At 5:30 Am And Someone Has Thrown Your Breakfast Away

    Ellie Kumar Report

    Lina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Monday morning the cleaning ladies at our company throw everything that was left in the fridge the previous week. That's because some people tend to leave food until new life is born on it and it makes the whole fridge and even the whole office smell as if someone died there...

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually because some woman has finally had it with the disgusting pigsty that the office refrigerator has become. I work with absolute trolls, but I refuse to clean up after them. I work in the office a total of 3.5 hours per week & generally don't even USE the fridge, but was asked to clean it anyway. Had to inform the owner that having a uterus doesn't automatically make me the housekeeper and that as a "big boy" he could clean it himself.

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its time to go on the warpath. Greatest crime in my old office, messing with someone else's food.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never used the work fridge again after my s**t was stolen

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    #171

    My Friend Has The Best Luck On Airplanes

    My Friend Has The Best Luck On Airplanes

    destroythenseek Report

    Timothy Grey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you bring a spare change in your carry on. Pajamas or sweats roll up small enough.

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse... could have been 3 minutes before landing.

    George Guba
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me when the steward dumped a glass of red wine all over my white shirt just after take off. The spilled coffee came later in the flight... Thank God it was only a 10 hour flight! (And then a 4 hour drive home afterward)

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be dried by the time you get there!!! Ahh-so! Ahh-so! A*s-ho! Ahh-so! LOL

    #172

    Decided To Go Without Underwear Today At Work, Noticed Several People Across The Room Leave Upset During Our Morning Meeting. Now I Know Why

    Decided To Go Without Underwear Today At Work, Noticed Several People Across The Room Leave Upset During Our Morning Meeting. Now I Know Why

    timshannon22 Report

    Lina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who goes out without underwear on?!

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? You're a f*****g grown up with a job, but you can't remember to wear underwear to work?

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    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you feel an un-natural breeze down there? Too small to notice or just well insulated??? LOL

    Crochet Rox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't feel the sweet air conditioned fairy kisses on your twig and berries? Seriously?

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    #173

    Oh, Right. It's Monday

    Oh, Right. It's Monday

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    #174

    This Is What I Found When I Went To Leave For Work

    This Is What I Found When I Went To Leave For Work

    dalemeister Report

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother would take a wheel off his truck and bring it inside his apartment so his truck wouldn't be stolen. Not a great neighborhood.

    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but wouldn't you know, they took the damn handle.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I live in Canada. I have chrome 19's on my RSX. I have a wheel lock though.

    #175

    Noticed This At 10 Am This Morning. Looks Like It's Going To Be One Of Those Kinds Of Days

    Noticed This At 10 Am This Morning. Looks Like It's Going To Be One Of Those Kinds Of Days

    andrewsmd87 Report

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have been still drunk from the night before. I can understand two different colored shoes, maybe it was dark. But wouldn't you notice one was lace-up and one wasn't?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is staged. How can you tie one shoe and notice the other doesn't. If someone is THIS stupid they're just wasting perfectly good air the rest of us need.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ... you actually had to TIE one of your shoes and didn't notice when you went to tie the other one? You're either full of s**t or a complete moron, either way I'm glad I don't have to work with you.

    #176

    Just Makin' Smoothies

    Just Makin' Smoothies

    Haganblount Report

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That blender must have been almost overflowing even before it was turned on.

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture triggers my claustrophobia.

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you? Or was it something else then?

    #178

    I Am 32-Years-Old And I Just Fell For The Oldest Trick In The Book

    I Am 32-Years-Old And I Just Fell For The Oldest Trick In The Book

    imgur.com Report

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah mate - how were you to know On otherhand Some f*****t should be buying you replacement food.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a big deals, they are dry so shake it off and put it back in the jar.

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason to avoid Chuck E. Cheese

    #179

    Yesterday I Made A Poor Decision About My Skin And The Effect Of Prolonged Sun Exposure

    Yesterday I Made A Poor Decision About My Skin And The Effect Of Prolonged Sun Exposure

    jleet024 Report

    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fell asleep on the beach in San Diego for 3 hrs. I am from Indiana. Winter too.....Was there new in service. Ouch, feel for ya bud.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! Fell asleep at the beach once and got 2nd degree sunburn. I couldn't even wear clothes for about 3 days. Literally just laid on a sheet on my (purposely) unheated waterbed praying for death. I couldn't even eat. Have never been so miserable in my life.

    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like that girl who put pink poster paint all over her face.

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gotta hurt like a mother f****r!

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I'm white and can tan well.

    #180

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    willrob Report

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he holding it down? LOL

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he should rather try to hang on the other side...More weight balancing...

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why my package was late.........

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #181

    So I Think I Might Just Go Back To Bed... FML

    So I Think I Might Just Go Back To Bed... FML

    theederv Report

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were you brushing over the toilet?

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he/she used it anyway!!!!! LOL

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the head is still ok!!! It's not in the water!!!! Lucky you!!!!

    #182

    Guess What Happened

    Guess What Happened

    Report

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke the corner of a laptop screen once when I was sitting minding my own business and a spider fell from the ceiling onto my arm and I flailed wildly and dropped the laptop...

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just yesterday I had to jump out of the shower because there was a massive black spider crawling toward me.

    #183

    Why For Me

    Why For Me

    Report

    #184

    When You Positively Know You've Failed Your Driving Test

    When You Positively Know You've Failed Your Driving Test

    Humzabin Report

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They usually use traffic cones to park between not concrete pillars..............

    #185

    Thought I Was Using The Wet Wipes In My Bathroom, I Was Wrong. R.I.P. My Asshole

    Thought I Was Using The Wet Wipes In My Bathroom, I Was Wrong. R.I.P. My Asshole

    PacoDiez Report

    Carole Dose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the product does disinfect.

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of 'toilet paper'???

    Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I bet it was RIPped

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No,... you're good...no cold and flue viruses there!!!

    Clare Elliott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyways,wipes block up the sewage systems...don't use...damp t-paper ....

    #186

    Why?

    Why?

    imgur.com Report

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the canine Hoover when ya need one?!!

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling all dogs, clean-up on aisle 3...

    #187

    3 Dollars Later

    3 Dollars Later

    rbcMD Report

    Adam Benson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it possible 3 dollars later even possible? It’s $1.25

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it will work the next time.

    #188

    I Opened The Fridge Door And All Of My Eggs Fell Out. Good Morning, Monday

    I Opened The Fridge Door And All Of My Eggs Fell Out. Good Morning, Monday

    jfreels69 Report

    Lina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me once...it was pretty hard to clean it up for some reason...

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still got one good one left!!!! Count your blessings!!!!

    Gail O'Reilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggs don't go in the fridge anyway's, hen's don't live in fridges

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hens don't actually EAT eggs either. Ever heard of salmonella?

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    #189

    I Am Also Having A Bad Day

    I Am Also Having A Bad Day

    reddit.com Report

    #190

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    QuantumFractal Report

    Steven Rundle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, it's a paint bucket, not a step ladder.

    Theocharis Angelou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the other foot in there too so that they match

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me curious. WHY would someone step in a paint bucket as if they were trying to climb a ladder and no ladder is anywhere to be seen? Could it be they just wanted a picture to post?

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now dip the other one so they match again!!! LOL

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just put your other foot in and you've aogt a new pair of shoes!

    #191

    Everyone Begged To Work Outside For English

    Everyone Begged To Work Outside For English

    AmericanFromAsia Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will teach them to want anything as nasty as fresh air and sunshine.

    #192

    Seriously Just Finished Organizing This Kit Of Parts

    Seriously Just Finished Organizing This Kit Of Parts

    CantSayIHave Report

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practice makes perfect.......one more time.

    #193

    And So, Monday Ends

    And So, Monday Ends

    EVILB0NG Report

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    many stuff are made in China and are quality made, but people just want to have low-cost stuff, so ofc it's breaking. When will people realize that you can't have a furniture as sturdy as some old cabinets for a cost of like 80$....

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    Chad Kook
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not with a bang, but a whimper?

    #194

    Why Though

    Why Though

    reddit.com Report

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some orders take longer. It always used to happen to me.

    Emily
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they take longer to make your food if you have ordered a lot. If somebody is just ordering a drink, they might finish their’s first.

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you do to p**s off the cashier?

    Kristy Hides
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be happy, yourse is being made fresh, nr 138 was already done and probably premade before the order was in. its not as fresh and colder. yourse is gonna be fresh and hot with hot fries and a hot burger with veggies that arent soggy jet. enjoy :)

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing always happens to me at the pharmacy.

    Phil Emore
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special orderers. How I hate them!

    Eliyahu Rooff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have ordered something that they had to send out for.

    #195

    And So, Monday Begins

    And So, Monday Begins

    auvr Report

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says its special; comes with a puzzle.

    #196

    Seriously?

    Seriously?

    zeen Report

    Sven Mom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to my world. Neuro problems (drop things constantly because of it) with CONSTANTLY recurring spasms affecting my entire body. I feel your pain.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am sorry for you, i have some little probs too (shaking a bit all the time) but it's far from what you must suffer from, i hope you're doing right and keep positive! :)

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if you had shopped at an area pharmacy instead of a big box cheap store there would be nice staff to help retrieve from the floor. Good luck at the box store.

    #197

    The Absolute Worst Part Of Doing Dishes

    The Absolute Worst Part Of Doing Dishes

    smor729 Report

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure 'how' but i do it too, sometimes...short people problem?

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    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, did the dried on food make you scared?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I know, as a hobby baker, there is a special place in heaven for the person who invented the dishwasher. I can NOT imagine doing all my dishes in the sink after a baking bonanza. Just the cake pans are bad enough. There will be a special personalized glorious place for the person who creates a detergent which can be used with cake tins to prevent darkening of them in the dishwasher and they can be washed just like the rest of the dishes. After much research I've learned its the detergent, or something in it rather that causes that darkening of the aluminum cake tins. If they can send rovers to Mars, create rockets which can return to earth and land on a dime, WHY can't they invent a detergent without the chemicals that damage the cake tins? Hum?

    Karen Forzetti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me always...but i know they're clean

    #198

    My Colleague Had An Accident Today

    My Colleague Had An Accident Today

    N90C Report

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are paper towels really the best thing to use for olive oil spills??

    Allan Rich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think French baguettes and balsamic vinegar are the correct way to mop up an olive oil spill. ;)

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    Clare Elliott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see?...that's all they ever have...paper towels...Puerto Rico,I feel your pain!

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think 1 package of paper towels is going to cut it, even though they are the best to clean up oil, you might opt for a sponge or a case of them!

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think 1 package of paper towels are going to cut it, they are the best for cleaning up oil but in this case you might opt for a sponge or case of them.

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make your boss go buy a Shop-Vac.

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    #199

    Tried To Open The Ice Cream

    Tried To Open The Ice Cream

    Poo-et Report

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curse you, Ben and Jerry, curse you and your new diet ice cream!

    #200

    Just Let Me Get Those Ice Cubes

    Just Let Me Get Those Ice Cubes

    Sanguecaldo Report

    #201

    My Friend Usually Has His Sh*t Together, But We All Make Mistakes

    My Friend Usually Has His Sh*t Together, But We All Make Mistakes

    thejyo Report

    Mike Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use a saw on the wood. Pull the shelf out and superglue the wood back together!!! Easy-peasy!!! LOL

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it necessary to use such trashy language? Kids read these post. Way to go perfect role model.

    #202

    I Should Have Moved My Car

    I Should Have Moved My Car

    TheMunnichs Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My same question. If they did you may be stuck. Tell them you were exhausted when you arrived home late last night after saving someone's life at dinner who was choking to death which, after doing the Heimlich maneuver on them it triggered a massive myocardial infarction (heart attack) and you had to perform CPR on them. You were exhausted as the ambulance got a flat tire on the way and they had to redispatch and the 2nd one got lost and went to thd wrong place at first as they were from a different territory and also very upset and completely forgot about the notice. Well......it sounds a good story anyway.

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    #203

    Every. Damn. Time

    Every. Damn. Time

    dirtbikekid1995 Report

    Jenna Riske
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they make ice cream scoops...

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you need to invest in better flatware or else an ice cream spade or scoop.

    #204

    Put My Beauty Blender In A Cup Of Hot Water And Left It To Soak To Clean It And My Brother Started Drinking It Thinking It Was A Cuppa X Soz X

    Put My Beauty Blender In A Cup Of Hot Water And Left It To Soak To Clean It And My Brother Started Drinking It Thinking It Was A Cuppa X Soz X

    NimffMcManus Report

    #205

    What A Great Day

    What A Great Day

    snamie Report

    George Guba
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello lamppost. What'cha knowin'?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why municipalities have insurance.

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    overzealous gardeners with weed eaters are responsible for this

    #206

    Some Guy In My Office Had A Bad Day

    Some Guy In My Office Had A Bad Day

    ratbastid Report

    #207

    Damn It

    Damn It

    charalaffe Report

    Tia Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    white wine directly on top to lift the red wine stain :)

    #208

    My Oven Shattered My Hopes Of Spaghetti Squash For Dinner

    My Oven Shattered My Hopes Of Spaghetti Squash For Dinner

    captainamber Report

    Phil Emore
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have seen it as a favor...

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever had it with a good spaghetti sauce?

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    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never put something really cold into a very hot oven.

    Robert Valdivia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blessings come in many disguises...

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's glass in the left one from the right one, time to get take-out.

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    #210

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    baloneyshoes Report

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chances that a dropped slice of buttered bread will fall face down is in direct proportion to the cost of your beautiful new carpet.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it about this site that almost every other post has to use rude and crude language. I think most of these nitwits forget children, sometimes fairly young childten read these BECAUSE otherwise they SHOULD be something respectable to read but too many with NO class or manners or knowing how to act in polite society must put on their 2 cents worth. Way to go top role models!

    Sven Mom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Nutella? Oh nuts, the horror of that loss!

    #211

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    imgur.com Report

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here hold my beer............I've got this!

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good trick if you can pull it off!

    #212

    I Was Somewhat Proud Of My Homemade Breakfast So I Went Looking For My Camera. Then The Ceiling Light Fell Off Precisely On The Plate, Shattering The Bulb On My Omelette

    I Was Somewhat Proud Of My Homemade Breakfast So I Went Looking For My Camera. Then The Ceiling Light Fell Off Precisely On The Plate, Shattering The Bulb On My Omelette

    HerrMyth Report

    Jessica Strosky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not an omelette. That is an over easy egg or sunny side up. Aka a dippy egg.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! Someone needs to google the word omlet and learn cooking terms. I thought I was the only one who grew up with dippy eggs. The majority of the world hasn't a clue what it means. I was 30+ years old before I finally learned its called over easy in the restaurant world. I would never order one in a restaurant because I didn't know what to call it. I finally broke down one day and ordered a Sunnyside up egg, hoping. I was wrong. When it arrived I couldn't touch it. I said, oh, I thought the top would be slightly cooked. That's when the waitress, none too friendly, said..why didn't you order over easy in the first place? I was too embarrassed to explain. But that's how I learned. If you like dippy eggs give a soft boiled egg (you have to decide if you like 2 or 3 minute eggs) with toast soldiers a try. I love them. You will need egg cups and egg topper. Not expensive or hard to find and worth it. Soldiers are toast cut in strips narrow enough to fit in top of cut egg.

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    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fried egg not an omelette, but I'd be more worried about glass in the laptop keyboard...

    Etienne Grande
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those BEAUTIFULLY EFFICIENT CFLs...have mercury in them. If you break one open in a work or public place...it's an incident report because that's considered a hazmat incident. Think about this...you CANNOT throw those bulbs away in the trash. They need to recycled in a specific way so as to minimize polluting the environment. Let's hear it for ENVIRONMENTALISM!!!

    Phil Emore
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people take pictures of food? "Oh my, look dear, it's food!"

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even ceiling lights can be food critics! (that's not an omelet).

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah well, your cholesterol levels will thank you

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead and eat it. Glass couldn't have all that many calories. 😛

    Jack Grobler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT is an omelette if they wants it to be one! Live a little doll!

    #213

    I Was Fooling Around At Walmart And Went To The Women's Restroom. I've Been Trying To Leave For 10 Mins Already, But They Keep Coming

    I Was Fooling Around At Walmart And Went To The Women's Restroom. I've Been Trying To Leave For 10 Mins Already, But They Keep Coming

    devALMXGHTY Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it you're male? At Walmart, if like most, they wouldn't have noticed. My niece used to work at Walmart while in college. She said the pictures online with Walmart shoppers dressed in the most awful and disgusting ways possible is true. The Walmart in the small city closest to us is only 3 miles from West Virginia line. The WV customers won't shop in their store, they MUST drive over the state line to the MD store. They give new meaning to the term, "WV trailer trash". She saw people almost every day as bad as what's online already. The police are called there every day. Can't stand that business. Just when my niece was to get a big promotion and big pay raise they fired her. Excuse - she prevented a robbery of thousands of dollars several weeks prior. Yes, all the family agrees. They were being tightwads, didn't want to pay increase pay. Secretly, I'm thrilled she's gone from there. I studied Sam Walton in grad school. Nasty man. His family does no better.

    #214

    Bad Day At Work

    Bad Day At Work

    Rozzaj Report

    #215

    Oops

    Oops

    Scooterdad Report

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've jumped from that high as a kid.

    #216

    So Woke Up Early To Have Time For Breakfast. Look What's On The Ground By The Way

    So Woke Up Early To Have Time For Breakfast. Look What's On The Ground By The Way

    Darkwyntr Report

    Joseph Barnett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That is a huge gap to have between the stove and the cabinets!

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spatula fit in there. Hurry up or you'll be late.

    #217

    When You Try To Leave For Work Earlier Than Normal And Your Fridge Needs To Sacrifice The Cherry Juice Concentrate

    When You Try To Leave For Work Earlier Than Normal And Your Fridge Needs To Sacrifice The Cherry Juice Concentrate

    sinisterhotdog Report

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge has 'Expiry Date' recognition technology installed.

    #218

    Ooops

    Ooops

    michaelacoletta Report

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is the "dirty girl" Ross tried dating from that episode of Friends

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! i was just looking at all the mold in that shower and the shower curtain... eeeesh!

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    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more worried about that disgusting shower curtain!!!!

    #219

    Yesterday I Spilled Water Into My Coin Tray. Today I Go To Feed The Meter

    Yesterday I Spilled Water Into My Coin Tray. Today I Go To Feed The Meter

    surviva316 Report

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you empty the water after you spilled it?!

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    happened to me once on a long drive at night. A few hours later I discovered my phone was there.

    #220

    What Did Just Happened?

    What Did Just Happened?

    Archlinder Report

    #221

    Teenage Drift Fail

    Teenage Drift Fail

    termanader Report

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here ya go, sonny. Looks like you forgot yer wheel.

    Phil Emore
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That clicking noise you heard was a lack of lug nuts. On the wheel.

    #222

    I Just Spread This All Over My Lips Thinking It Was Chapstick

    I Just Spread This All Over My Lips Thinking It Was Chapstick

    thatwatertemple Report

    James Naron
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you’ll be safe from warts…

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now your lips come off.

    #223

    Safe To Say He Had Enough Of Your Sh*t, Lady

    Safe To Say He Had Enough Of Your Sh*t, Lady

    LightenUpFFS Report

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Does that mean the weeding is off?

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always better to throw it all out the front window onto the lawn though.

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how hot a chick is, there's always some dude tired of putting up with her ish...

    #224

    In Case Anyone Is Wondering How My Day Is Going

    In Case Anyone Is Wondering How My Day Is Going

    gatosinspace Report

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where McDonald's fries belong. Either on the ground or in the trash. Not even sure birds will eat these.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your burger is safe. And for the person who said this is where the French fries belong, I feel sorry for you. You're too young I'm sure to remember the good old days before these people who live on grass, wheat germ, and soy milk got a hold of them and FORCED them to healthify them. Some things are not meant to be health food. Neither are they meant to be eaten 3 times a day or even 7 days a week. It is NOT the responsibility of the masses to give up decent food to make it "healthy" for the 1% that don't know how to eat properly and KNOW you don't live on fast food "junk food". Food like this was meant to be an occasional grab and go or a " treat" or kids or even adults. But as always, some people have no self control. When McDonald's was forced to remove tallow from fries its like forcing Kentucky Bourbon companies to remove the alcohol from their product, you remove what makes it what it is. McDonald's fries have always been voted #1 in the fast food industry.

    #225

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    imgur.com Report

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to happen a lot. I'd just be happy it didn't happen while I was on the ladder.

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably does but they aren't in any shape to take a picture.

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    Tia Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just climb down .. drop onto the banister of that balcony

    James Myer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bungie cords are cheap, and will solve this problem. Use em people.

    Sharon Voorhees
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo is taken from above, so I'm thinking he now has no way to get down!

    #226

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    woodsamrow Report

    #227

    This Girl Asked To Borrow My Paint. As Soon As I Hand It To Her

    This Girl Asked To Borrow My Paint. As Soon As I Hand It To Her

    TarPitt Report

    #228

    I Guess On The Bright Side, Nothing Like This Has Happened During Sex

    I Guess On The Bright Side, Nothing Like This Has Happened During Sex

    bmacmachine Report

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time, spring for a hotel...might be cheaper & def more comfy!

    #229

    Hoping You All Had A Better Day Than We Did

    Hoping You All Had A Better Day Than We Did

    oliver_parker Report

    Jeremy Goodell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your toilet did this on its own? Do you have a poltergeist?

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your toilet in the bathtub? Someone obviously put it there. Some very strong person put it there. I hate these postings, they never tell what actually is happening.

    #230

    This Egg Peeling Fiasco

    This Egg Peeling Fiasco

    RedBeardMark Report

    Nancy Baldauf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes this is the result of the eggs being TOO fresh, less than 3 days old.

    Doug Barry-Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put in boiling water not cold to start. Also add vinegar.

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this more times than I care to think. Do you know the word eggsalad?

    Sharon Voorhees
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this happen more than once!

    #231

    Well F**k You Very Much, Monday

    Well F**k You Very Much, Monday

    yeahhhmuffins Report

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another chocolate one there.

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but that looks like a cake donut...just can't replace the yummy one with that

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am SO SICK of these people using vulgar language on this site. As if THIS is suppose to disguise it. Grow up, children, young children see these sites.

    #232

    My Teenage Neighbor Breaking Up With His Girlfriend. While Eating Cheetos

    My Teenage Neighbor Breaking Up With His Girlfriend. While Eating Cheetos

    jroehr Report

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and she's the one who is sad?

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jerk could've at least shared the cheetos--that's the real reason she's upset!!

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    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a dweeb. She's FAR better off without him. You can just full of compassion and feeling. He's no George Clooney now but he's well on his way to being the Pillsbury Dough Boy for sure.

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing she should be sad about is that HE'S eating all the Cheetos.

    #233

    Sh*t Eating Grin Gonna Get It

    Sh*t Eating Grin Gonna Get It

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    Nekoradi Loves Danganronpa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oo boy he’s boutta get it good I love when this happens in uno

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    This is a stupid post. Why would say this about a child? Grow up!

    #234

    Here's A Picture Of Me Absolutely Obliterating The Dreams Of A Young Child In Arcade Basketball

    Here's A Picture Of Me Absolutely Obliterating The Dreams Of A Young Child In Arcade Basketball

    RyanLangdon_ Report

    #235

    Well, Sh*t

    Well, Sh*t

    FrederikTwn Report

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what sort of weird earphones those are but that looks like a standard earphone jack to me so only to be expected.

    Matt Hood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but people who really need that know that they only accept standard headphones.

    Evertzen Danny
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a complete normal 3,5mm jack earphoneplug...

    #236

    Oh No

    Oh No

    Jayhoo89 Report

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    And this is a horrendous crisis because?........

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Will get broth on his fingers. Ooo ooo yuck poo LOL

    #237

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