If you think you are having the worst day ever - take a look at these photos. Chances are your troubles won't look as bad compared to these, and as cliche as it might sound, after the storm comes a calm!
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Yep, That's Snow
You would be lucky not to have kids, or they would probably jump right into that.
Where is this? Please tell me this is a drift and not accumulated snow amount from one snow.
I lived in North Dakota where that happened to me. However, when I went to the back door there was no snow. That is how snow drifts happen and they are no fun digging out.
Only Realised They Were There After The Flash
This is my favorite. It is sooo creepy to not have realized they were there.
LMAO The one that is closer is saying, "Oh c**p dinner knows we are here".
I Dropped It...
Hope you've let it stay like that. The first one is good. The dropped one is art.
I was thinking the same thing! Call it, "Man with face squished against a window"
Load More Replies...Been there done that. Only another portrait sculptor knows how you feel. Commiserations, isn’t it a bummer. Good luck with the restructuring.
Yeah, flashbacks, although I didn't drop the sculpture, school kids mucking around in the art room fell on it. Never did get it back to how it was before
Load More Replies...Oh No
Yes, next time get a size larger. I can see by the way they ripped not a good quality seam, not enough seam allowance
Only a fellow seamstress would say that and it's exactly what I was thinking.
Load More Replies...You are now demoted and kicked out of the army for publicly humiliating it....That was a nice day for sure^^
My thoughts, at least he had undies on. From now on I bet he wears ones same color as the uniform pants.
I've Been At Work For 4 Hours Now. I Just Saw This
the shoe on the left is the same as my dads shoes that he gave me 40 years ago ! i still have them in my closet
Load More Replies...they are both black, may be nobody noticed....Just stay on your desk ;)
I did the same thing except I had a black shoe and a brown shoe and I didn’t notice this until I was at the airport and was flying to Phoenix from Calgary.
This Is What Happens When You Forget To Roll Your Window Up Before A Snowstorm
Had that happen when a door blew open overnight. Drifts inside. Best to get it all out while still cold in snow form. That worked. Ugh!
Oh... Uhh... Well, Sh*t
The bear looks as surprised as him. Like "oh. Oh hi... So, this is awkward."
*What do i do now? Run away...Or roar and attack?*
Load More Replies...The bear, since it was in its 'cave', was hibernating. Just wait till it rubs the sleep out of its eyes.
Man-made den but still, awkward! Kick those sneakers into reverse, buddy!
Just saw the Great Big Story on the Griz Kid! Which this is a screenshot of that highlight
Hey I didn't order delivery! But I'll take it after a few months of sleep
Some Water Running From The Roof Got Stuck By The Paint On The Ceiling. Now What?
Great advertising opportunity for the paint company.
Load More Replies...Now THAT'S good paint. large trash can and a steak knife next.
Well, Good Morning
Something similar happened at our house. A wall book case fell down and so did everything in it. When I got downstairs to see what happened I saw the family dog standing in the middle of the mess, scared out of his mind. The bookcase and the stuff in it somehow magically missed him even though he happened to be standing right there when it fell. Never been more grateful!
I want to cry thinking this happened to someone else - let alone if it happened to me! :O
The same thing happened to me with a whole, floor to roof bookshelf. I was working on my PC just next to it, and passed in front of it two minutes before
just looking at this gives me headache, let alone having to clean up the mess
Bet you won't use that contractor again. Hope your homeowner's insurance is good. Was this bad workmanship or an earthquake?
Unfortunately, not the worst earthquake damage I've seen. Imagine a liquor store before they put up the little wire across the front...I really cried when I saw that!
I Broke My Apple Slicer And Accidentally Created A Very Dangerous Apple
What Happens When You Go For The Rear Defrost But Hit The Sun Roof. Alaska Style
I used to have a volkswagon square back. Every time it was cold enough to snow powdery snow it would blow in through my vents and snow in my car. It was hilarious even at the time.
How's Your Day Going?
That makes my stomach hurt. And I've been out of college since 1988
I always opted to take finials before Winter Break so I could have fun before next semester! LOL
Load More Replies...Or the dream that you will have for the next 50 years that really happened.
Load More Replies...I still have similar nightmares even though I graduated 10 years ago with very good marks and never actually missed an exam. Not sure where this is coming from.
My Mom Almost Crashed Her Car Today Cause A Snake Started Coming Out Of Her Vents While She Was Driving
Ordinarily It would just be funny because I know people get all freaked out about snakes, but I looked closer and uh... that's a copperhead!
There is little that I could find more terrifying. This makes my head swim just seeing the pictures.
How To Lose At Life
That's the year, Friday, May 3rd, 2013. Not that it really matters, that is still the best/worst one of the whole list.
Load More Replies...This is why I don't play the lottery...this is exactly what would happen to me.
This Guy Having A Bad Day At Glastonbury 2017
somewhere there is a drunk person taking a photo saying it is a u.f.o
Meanwhile in a pub 5 miles away, a drunk idiot is telling the tale of the time he saw a UFO...
Sh*t
At least you get to learn how a door car is built and what's inside! Right?...
F**k This Kid In Particular
When you learn how to turn on the sprinklers....everyday is a fun day!
The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame
I don't know why , but this is hilarious. Can't stop laughing x'D
same, this one needs to be upvoted a loooot more!
Load More Replies...Oh, Sweetheart, you kind of drove a Lame long before that F fell off. Still, it beats the Chevy Chevette a friend of mine had in high school. :)
I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years. Today, It Finally Happened!
so many times you wish a truck gets stuck in a tunnel like this i wished it and still do
Kid On The Scooter Had A Bad Day
In a thousand years time scientist will discover this scene and wonder how a sheep came to own a scooter.
A Porcupine Fell From A Tree And Fell On Her Head. The Apex Of Unluckiness
I’ve been reading this to make me feel better about my day, and this sure did it. Im never looking up at a tree again.
Today Is Not My Day
Glass is preferable to plastic. And the bottles are prettier in glass.
Load More Replies...the best thing in the world, do a few more and your stress will be gone!
Well This Happened Today...
Well, still better than the package being pissed on.....
Load More Replies...Just one of many reasons to never keep the lid up on the toilet. I detest seeing that. I never leave the toilet unflushed or the lid up. Now you know why! WHY would a delivery person put something through a window anyway?
He heard the splash and knew exactly what happened, there is no thinking going on here
I couldn’t be mad at this! It’s hilarous! And some delivery drivers wouldn’t bother writing a note.
Well Sh*t, Now What?
This Happened To The Plane Mid-Flight. The Whole Plane Shook And Our Collective Buttholes Puckered
Well...on the plus side...it doesn't look like the flight control surfaces were damaged. On the down side...that's either fuel or hydraulic fluid leaking out...neither is good since both are required. But on the plus side...the plane looks to be high enough that the pilot shouldn't have any problem flying the plane all the way to the crash. No one will have to walk.
Augh... the hydraulics for the undercarriage is leaking via the burst joint...
I Just Wanted Some Water
Why... is a fridge... running Windows!? I'd think Java or *nix, but that's the last place I'd expect to see Windows.
would you like some oil or perhaps some gasoline oh you dont drink it well its electonics diet so drink it
And what about the petrol pump ! Guess what, it crashed. Well, it's Windows. Still could fill up my tank without problems, though :D 20170825_1...f5804c.jpg
Sometimes the world is making things now just way too complicated. Is it REALLY necessary to have a computer in the refrigerator?
Worst Morning Commute Ever
I agree but he could have also been hurt so its a little funny but on the other hand, not so much.
Some Teacher Is Having A Bad Day At School Today
reminds me of when a guy in art class was using a bottle of black paint. He held it upside down and thrust it downward (like you do with a ketchup bottle) , to get some of the paint out into a jar. Then the bottle cap came off...Yeah...
Ugh. This would take an eternity to clean. Unfortunate for the janitor.
So My Sister Got Her Allergy Test Done And She Was Allergic To Everything They Tested For. Her Worst Reaction Was To Horses
reminds me of my brother - not only did he react to everything - he reacted to the control - tap water!
I had the same thing happen to me! 50 out of 52 were positive, iincluding the control water.
Load More Replies...I reacted like that too. Turns out I just have extremely sensitive skin and I wasn't allergic to anything but dust mites.
THAT was probably true in my case but we will never know. I avoided a ton of food and received a brain disease due to vitamin deficiency and am very disabled now.
Load More Replies...My allergist once said, “Our tests indicate you were intended for another planet.” Much like this.
I know this feeling all too well. All my life I've not had any major allergies. Last year I started having random breakouts, only to go to the allergenist and find I am allergic to sooooo many things I've been eating for YEARS, so bad in fact now I carry epi-pens. TL;DR: Went in without any allergies came out with deathly allergies.
I had something similar on my arm. The worst part, the itching and she can't reach hers.
This Guy Who Didn't Want To Risk His Wiper Blade
This one is different then the others. He could have avoided this. Who in their right mind would open the damn door in there.
My oldest son works at a car wash & an elderly man did almost the same thing except he actually got out of the car & started walking to the sidewalk. They had to yell at him to get back in his car. They felt so bad for him cuz he was so confused. He thought you were supposed to get out of your car like when you get the emissions tested. Another time a woman wouldn't listen to them to put the car in neutral & she stepped on the gas . The car lurched off the track & got stuck in the tunnel & they had to shut the whole thing down while they tried to get her & her car out of there. She was actually angry with them about it cuz she was late for an appointment. It was a nice day too during this winter & cars were lined up down the street & they had to shut down.
The trunk of my friend's car suddenly opened when he just came into a car wash like this one but he figured out quickly there was no way to get out and come back in without hurting himself or doing anymore damage to his car! There is way too much things going on in those car washes for you to have time to get out.
When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening
My Basketball Got Stuck Between The Backboard And The Wall Behind It, So I Threw A Rock At It. Then This Happened
I guess you definitely found THE sweet 'squeezed" spot that day my friend!
A Girl I Know Went To The Zoo And Accidentally Dropped Her Phone. She Didn't Want It Back
What a wise one too! I guess it already knows cellphones do not do any good thing for children. :)
Well, Sh*t
The aerosol says "fly and mosquito killer". Spider does what it says on the can. :-)
Spider says “pshaw, no one needs that. I am hungry anyways!”
Load More Replies...Actually, the fly & mosquito spray kills spiders just as well. I use whichever is on sale!
This Just Happened When I Took My Bananas Out Of A Bag
I have never seen this. The person before me is right, lots of banana bread.
Bananas in a bag? Proves it's a bad idea. Would cause them to ripen too quickly.
Well, Sh*t
Crazy stuff and thus, this is why I do not go any ride that goes in directions that are not straight up and down
When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich
Now What?
paint that spot under his feet, walk backwards towards the edge while repainting over his foot steps, jump down and break both legs.
The New Milk My Mom Bought Tastes Funny
because glues used to be made from casein which is a byproduct of milk
Load More Replies...Cow hooves, glue is made from cow hooves, or horse hooves, at least that's what they used to tell us.. 😨
Why would the milk and glue be close enough in the market to confuse them?
They make glue like that big???? Better yet, why did his mom put it in the fridge???
So she bought the glue from the fridge at supa market???? Ooorrrr, she bought the milk that wasn't refridgerated???? Ummm glue I mean, another dam idiot hahaha
Well, Sh*t
Containers have to be insured before they will ship them, some people dive for fallen ones as they can "legally" keep the contents if found.
Now I see why my online shopping never arrived, Spongebob is enjoying it with Patrick
People don't realize how many of these fall into the ocean each year, polluting our oceans. What I'm shocked about is how they stayed together, I wasn't aware they attached entire stacks to each other.
They are all locked together, and the ones on the after deck are empties.
On Second Thought, I Think I'll Walk
So This Actually Just Happened At My Aunt's House
I bet that really hurt. I don't want to think what part of his body stopped the fall. I'm going to guess that's an attic up there and not a second floor. If that's a second floor,I'd be running from the house.
and you thought taking a picture was the right thing to do at that moment
My ex husband did the very same thing, and I took a pic too! His legs hanging down. He was trying to walk in the attic on the beams and slipped. I think maybe men are a bit clutsy when it comes to stuff like that. Don’t even remember WHY he was up there to begin with!
After Years In Retail, This Is The Worst Case Scenario
They Forgot To Put Their Drain Plugs In
A friend of mine did this to her tug when she left a sump pump running to empty the bilge then left to go to work. Something went wrong and the pump started pulling water INTO her tug! Cue all sorts of freaking out including worrying about baby ducks trying to swim through the resulting oil slick! She only got off from the huge fines because she was clearly distraught (she's an environmentalist from way back) and did everything she could to mitigate the damage. It was a giant mess, though, and the tug (already kind of funky) was pretty much ruined except for scrap.
Oh Sh*t, That Wasn't Grass
Happy Birthday, Muffin!
soooo how does it feel to loose like 5 years of hair in a few seconds?
Load More Replies...A Friend Of Mine Found Out Today Why Offices Aren't Based Outside
Well, Crap
the iron looks very nice now...Dunno if it can be used anymore, but you can keep it as a piece of art!
This happened to my maid of honor on my wedding day. We gave her a jacket and called it a day.
I did the same thing to a slinky, red polyester dress—the kind that were popular in the mid-nineties. Mine didn’t glue on to the iron as neatly as yours!
Just Came Back From Lunch To This
Well it can't have been the dog.....it is in its cage after all .....
poor dog forced to stay in that small cage whole day!!!
Load More Replies...why do people cage their animals ?? i've never seen this anywhere, and it seems so normal in the states, or what ?
In the states humans also have the claws taken out of the cats. The problem with this country is that there is little respect for any form of life. Why go to church if you can't even have be decent human. The cats without claws suffer because they can no longer .stretch properly their joints.
Load More Replies...I dont believe in putting dogs in cages. Guess the dog doesn't either!
Dogs don't mind being in the crate, mine absolutely loves her house, she lays in there all the time. (obviously not for an entire work day)
Load More Replies...I can’t tell what black stuff is BUT DOG IS COMPLETELY DEVOID OF BLACK so therefore is guilt frree
It looks like the foam from a chair cushion. So the dog is clearly able to have done it.
Load More Replies...So, This Happened This Morning In Florence
Today Someone Decided To Make An Illegal U Turn At The Worst Possible Time
no need to give a traffic ticket here, I think they learned their lesson
This makes me so happy. Since Audi started their “you DESERVE it” ads, Audi drivers have taken over from BMW as the rudest and most entitled brats on the road.
Well, Screw You Too, Fortune Cookie
Contestants on "The Amazing Race" were competitive eaters and sponsored. I guess that would make them professional.
Load More Replies...Oh No
I still say the person who invented the blister pack should be stood before a firing squad and attacked by their own packaging.
I sometimes believe that items are packaged that way to mess with our heads. Why do they make them impossible to open without a sharp object? Are they somehow involved with the medical field?
Spray Tan Tears Won't Go Away
ppl shouldn't use these, it's bad for the skin and doesn't look good most of the time...you just look orange, and who wanna look like Trump?
My Friend Was Curling Her Eyelashes While Walking And Tripped. This Happened:
Sorry, but if you're running that late that you have to do this on the run, just don't do make-up that day. Every time I see someone putting on mascara in the car, I want to honk just to see them draw a huge black line on their face.
Ouch...but that the dirtiest eyelash curler ive ever seen..bound to happen
That's the first thing I thought. I said "that thing is nasty."
Load More Replies...That's just pure stupidity. Who WALKS while curling lashes? That's what dressing tables are for.
I Just Walked Around The House For 10 Min, Unable To Find Where The Dog Took A Sh*t
A less pleasant variation on finding the eyeglasses you've been looking all over for were on top of your head the whole time!
30 Min Before The End Of My Shift
Monday
This why you need a coffee to wake you up before you do anything technical!
The Owner Of The Apartment Told Us It Will Be A Green/Blue Party. (Blue Is A German Expression For Being Drunk And Green For Weed). This Guy Thought We Make A Costume Party
I guess the guy who hired this costume to the guy had a lot of fun that day 😜 I bet he knew what blue/green means!!!
With others being drunk with weed they won't even notice the costume anyway....
So This Happened
Stopped Cause I Thought My Tire Popped, But I'm Pretty Sure Someone Tried To Murder Me
Wow, did you call the police? I hope you didn't hang around. Not your average insurance claim.
My ex was driving along and suddenly the drivers side back window blew out. Got home & sure enough, there was a bullet on the floor. We don't know if it was accidental or if someone actually took a shot at him. Never drove home that way again!
Roommate Learned A Valuable Lesson Today
My mom was visiting and did the same thing, I walked in from a class and she was totally oblivious, in another room. I let out a shriek as I saw bubbles "walking" across my kitchen floor, they had made it all the way across the room and down the basement stairs. She never had a dishwasher so didn't have a clue there was "special soap". 😂
OMG my son did that, not as bad because i caught it! 22366368_1...bdb0d6.jpg
A Bad Day At Work
He just stands there looking defeated, like ''why does this always has to happen to me???''
Not bad, but. We were servicing Fire Extinguishers and a 20lb on went off inside the elevator car in the Hotel we were servicing. We could use the sweeper, on steriods!
The Peel-Open Seal. Every. Single. Time
I Got Charged Per Onion Ring And Not All The Rings Cost The Same Amount
This is bizarre. And no one at Red Robin thought this was odd? You need to send this to corporate headquarters of Red Robin. Can people really be this stupid?
Never Sleep Outside With Cereal Guys
Wore A Shoelace As A Belt For Work Today Out Of Desperation. Now The Office Thinks I'm The "Thong Guy"
Do you mean you only own one belt? Assuming you only owned one. You couldn't go to Walmart for a cheap one?
My Sister Was Taking Pictures Of My Nephew At School & The Little Guy In The Back Looks Miserable
Is she SURE he was intentionally doing this? My first thought is something is wrong.
he belongs to upside down world and was accidentally transported to the wrong school
Halloween 1989. That's Me On The Right. My Sister Is Behind Me And About To Have A Really Bad Day
Ok, why is the baby on the high swing alone, ans gramma is with the kid who doesn't need her? I think it's a fake
My Coffee Turned Out A Bit Odd This Morning. Can't Imagine How It Could Have Happened
Oops
Each stack seems to be tied together, by the looks of it seems to be a wight balance problem when the wave hit
Load More Replies...It actually became grounded on the Astrolabe Reef in Tauranga, New Zealand. Rena was a container and cargo vessel owned by a Greek shipping company. The containers were full of hazardous materials as well as heavy fuel oil and marine diesel oil. It has been described as NZ's worst maritime environmental disaster.
This is why it takes so frickin LONG to get anything I buy from China! NOW I get it!
This happened in NZ - the ship hit a reef beacause he weren't looking where hey we're going. Permanent damage to the reef.
This happened in my country of New Zealand. The captain was irresponsible and hit a reef. A lot of them came off and had to be collected and oil spilled over our beaches. Took ages to clean up.
Actually that looks terrifying. Can you imagine what the crew and captain are thinking about now? I forget the number but the amount of these containers lost in the ocean each year is astounding. Now we know why. All of this junk only pollutes the ocean. Its time the process be changed. Its obviously not the best idea anyone ever had.
I really wonder how they expect these containers to be stacked 6 and 7 high w/o any support but each other on a rolling ship? Wonder why this doesn't happen a lot more.
This happened just offshore in New Zealand. Due to poor navigation, they hit rocks and this happened.
My Housemates Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Do This While I Was Asleep And Then Leave For The Day (With The Key). I Have A Job Interview In 2 Hours
I once walked in my sons (5 or 6 years old at the time) room to close his window because he was clearly sleeping through a horrible thunderstorm. I moved his bed, closed the window and he slept through the entire thing.
Load More Replies...Have a garage or fire station close by? I'd say its time to find some adult and mature roommates. So what did you do?
Cover up with a shirt and put all their expensive stuff in the living room, leave the door unlocked and hope for the best.
And They Wonder Why Exercise Initiatives Fail
Can i assume they shut off the elevator? I bet the dumbass who did this won't ever to it again. This is how I feel about businesses and corporations who assume the entire world lives by computer. I work with a population of people in which 5% own and use computers. They feel the same way multiple times a week.
Homeschooling Has A Whole New Meaning
Oops
The Seconds Before Realising
The paint might actually be dry. Painters don't always go back to remove the notices. Here's hoping!
Look, she's oblivious to those signs. I can't believe it. At least she doesn't seem to be at a bus stop, I don't sees schedule. Because then she would get up, sit on the bus seat, mess it up, someone else sits on the seat.......and on and on......
My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called 'Slice' That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order
That is another reason not to let kids play with adult toys. Give them their own play phones and age appropriate toys. My daughter was not allowed to play with any phones or even remote controls. , for the tv, dvd player these are all adult toys. Live and learn
When my kids were young I'd ask them if what they had was a toy. When they said no I'd ask, "Then should you be playing with it?" It helped them learn to think. Kids are hard on stuff and it gets expensive fast when they mess up "our" toys!
Load More Replies...Lesson learned. The hard way. I agree with these saying there's plenty of appropriate toys for kids, they don't need your germ infested phone! (And yes, most people's phones are walking germ bombs and think about kids putting them in their mouths).
Thst phones have bacterial on them is not the problem. It's that they should not have access to phones, I Pads or PC. By the way kids rarely wash their hands and they pick-up all sort of of flithy things.
Load More Replies...I'm Not Sad I'm Working On Thanksgiving, I'm Sad My Donut Shop Is Closed
Come to my house, cute police guy. I'll make you all the doughnuts you want...
Well, Sh*t
Nope...... It's 36! I counted! Tells you how boring my day is!!!! LOL
Load More Replies...What a horrible nightmare, as a baker I see about 20 or 30 lost cakes or muffins or cupcakes, etc.
My First Day Of Class Starts In An Hour And The Battery To My Clippers Just Died. Well, So Much For First Impression
Classic. Love it. Never wait until the last minute to cut your hair... You're just tempting fate at that point!
I Got Assigned Locker 68. Guess I Don't Have A Locker This Year
Are there humans out there really that stupid? Let's assume you went and complained about this. I wonder how many thousands this cost the contractor whose employee did this? Remember, they have to replace tile, all sorts of stuff. I understand mistakes, but this is pure stupidity.
Somebody Must Be Having A Bad Day
Who knows, maybe it was already in someone's trash, that's how it got outside.
I just watched an entire show about cats stealing things of people. You're lucky it wasn't underwear or bras (sometimes very expensive ones) from clotheslines, etc.
Load More Replies...I just can't piece together how this happened, very puzzling indeed.
I Selected A Window Seat To Avoid Human Contact
omg... so disgusting... I would "sneeze" and try my hardest to spit a lot on that foot
I swear if anyone did that to me, I smack that damn foot or lean REALLY hard on it. People on planes can be so disgusting.
Bastard! I one had a woman behind me who kept shutting MY window shade. I keep seeing her hand snake up beside me to close it. The last time I pushed it back up, I did it with some fury—she got the message. My seat, my window shade, my god woman, leave me alone!
This SUV Broke The Sound Barrier
I love the body language of the officers like how the hell did they do this? lol
Hey, someone may have died in this accident. I don't see very much that is funny here.
Hope Your Monday Went Better Then Mine
should introduce that weapon in MMOFPS...
Load More Replies...Been there. Moral of the story: don't put heavy stuff in the cabinet over your glass-top electric stove.
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Load More Replies...I'm A Baker. After Working All Morning On This Order, I Get This Text From My Boss
What's that stupid hand thing they're doing? That's your boss? How old is she? How responsible is she?
Oh No
why not? lol, chances are, they didn't actually do it, but it's funny either way!
Load More Replies...Whoever wrote the note is lying. The area is not that out of the way.
How did mankind sink this low again in evolution? And the worst of it they'll never catch the creep. Since when does a thief bring their own paper and pen to leave a note?
Glad you think its funny, maybe this lowlife will do you the honor of trashing your car next.
Load More Replies...I Spent Months Painting These Shoes For A Friend And Realized When I Was Done That They're The Wrong Size
They are fabulous. Give them anyway and say they are just for display?🤷🏻♀️
I Can't Believe This Happened. R.I.P. My Ice Cream
I find it curious you were already taking pictures of your ice cream. This one is a set up!
If I Made A List Of Impossible Sh*t That Would Wake Me Up At 3:00 AM On A Monday Morning This Would Top The List
How is this possible? That a room up there, I see wallpaper. So what caused this? I hate these postings. People show us this c**p, want our responses but never tell us exactly what is happening or the outcome.
You Think Your Day's Been Bad?
And yet after all the stupidity (hey as a basic keep safe rule u r sposed to get out and check river crossings by foot if you intend to go into them) They then sit with feet in water of what looks like crocodile territory to me (oh but crocs only as far as Rockhampton ., b******t they do).
If it's crocodile territory I wouldn't be thrilled to check it out on foot either...
Load More Replies...Isn't that an animal control or K9 unit? Let's hlpe the people were the only passengers.
I only see two officers on that prisinor transport. Guess they figured he could wait in the cage😕
Did they drive in the water? Which they tell all of us yo NEVER do or did the water overtake them?
So My Friends At Work Accidentally Broke A Pipe Line And As Result 30 Ton Of Flour Dropped On The Floor
Ticket to ride a white-line highway Tell all your friends they can go my way Pay your toll, sell your soul Pound for pound it costs more than gold The longer you stay, the more you pay My white lines go a long way Either up your nose or to your vein With nothing to gain except killing your brain
This guy should lose the shovel and take a photo wit;h a straw. BWAHAHAHA
Only Me
Honestly, it’s better than walking around with toilet paper dragging from your shoe.
I can fix that, but I'm afraid we're going to need to take the rest of your clothes off first. 😜
How Was Your Monday?
That's what you get for buying a Mercedes. Probably cost a grand to fix.
A Tractor Trailer Slammed Into The Mablevale Overpass On I-30, Causing Frozen Pizzas To Cover The Interstate, Blocking All Traffic
If they had put it on the news and told people to come and get-um the road would cleaned in nothing flat!
Bad day for the driver. Best day ever. For the first responders. Free pizza!
Living in Southern California with all It’s freeways, we get a lot of unusual spills. My recent favorite was a spilled load of honey! A lot of honey.
It's not a Sig-Alert*, it's DiGiorno! *it's a Southern California thing.
Whyyy
Take the mat out of the car, bring it into the kitchen, place it on the table and dig in.
Use the lid to scoop the top, leaving only a layer that touches the mat
At least it is all on the mat and you can carefully remove the mat and dump it in a garbage can. Then go get more ice cream 🍦!!!
and it's still servasible ...it's on the mat, not the carpet. yea!!!
Perfectly contained on a removable rubber mat? I'm calling "FAKE".
Load More Replies...Worst Day Ever
Agreed! God was watching over you that day if no one was in this car. Just look HOW flat that car center is. Nothing ever is greater than the power of nature.
Load More Replies...The Solar Eclipse Glasses I Ordered A Month Ago Finally Came! 4 Days After The Eclipse...
have your children, and theyr children, etc, keep it
Load More Replies...So This Just Happened
I take it someone is trimming a tree or removing it? Pray they have good insurance.
At Least It's Not Stolen
Friend Went Ice Fishing And Decided To Take A Pic Of The Ice Hole. Oops
I Was Also Having A Bad Day
Glass 1:0 Toilet
Just because the new bowl is much more trouble than a new glass...
How's Your Monday Going?
The local Discount Tire has a big box on the counter of things like this they've taken out of tires.
I Don't Know How This Happened, I Work At A Toilet Paper Factory...
I feel you......I worked at a glass factory 12 years, could never find a glass in my house!!
How I Became An "Ice Road" Trucker
This Is How A Bad Day Looks Like
I always scoot fast past car transporters for fear of this very thing happening. Looks like I'm not so daft after all
You Know Someone's Had A Bad Day When You Find This In The Toilet Cubical
My View Of Metallica From The Handicapped Section At Commonwealth Stadium In Edmonton. 7 Hour Drive For This
I Made A Beast Cheesecake And Then I Dropped It
Here Is Our Daughter's First Flight In Europe. "And We'll Be Able To See Paris As We Fly Over It!"
This kid is going to Europe. I have never been to Europe. I can't feel bad that she has no window.
Oh No
So I Walk Into My Office This Morning...
I worked for Trans America Glass and everything was, well, glass. I had a workman replacing the fluorescent bulbs in my office & the pliers fell out of his toolbelt onto the tempered glass chair pad. It took about 3 hours for the entire thing to break apart and the whole time it sounded like ice moving.
All this paperwork on the desk seems much worse than the broken glass ...
The Key Was A Little Bent, So I Tried To Correct It. I'm 650 Miles From Home
And no spare???? WHO doesn't carry a spare key? One time calling a locksmith and you'll be a lifetime carrying member!!! Been there, done that!!!!
Someone Really Had To Wipe
Happy Birthday
It's always a fat guy with a backwards ballcap & a big gulp... He probably has white sunglasses too. Troublemakers.
My Friend Said He Could Be An Olympic Diver. This Is What Happened
Amazon Shipped My Hot Sauce Without Any Padding
They sent a bottle of liquid fertilizer in a padded envelope to me!!! what a mess!!!!!!!
This happened to me! It was a half gallon of Chipotle Choloula! Amazon just tossed in it a box and off it went. The lid broke apart and leaked everywhere!
This Happened Outside My Buddy's Workplace. The Student Driver Sticker Really Brings It All Together
Not Cool, Monday. Not Cool At All
Oops... Wrong Gurney In The Room
A guy in India died because he went in the MRI room with an oxygen tank. It sacked him in and ripped his hand off, he died of blood loss.
I had a panic attack-first and only in my life-in an MRI machine....now I know why.
Oh, they are sooo gonna have an issue with getting that one off...
It's My Dad's. It's $800. I'm Going To Die
You can fix that good as new with some duct tape and super glue. He'll never notice.
No, no, no,....... You gotta use SUPER SUPER glue!!!!! Regular super glue won't work!!!!!
Load More Replies...Cat Puked On The Dog. Dog Proceeded To Wag His Tail Flinging It Everywhere
probably where they had to shave for something (injury?).
Load More Replies...See You In Court, Palmer Paint Products
The skin on your face is much thinner so it would absorb more. But I'm sure what they meant was little specks of paint would wash off, no one expected this idiot to take a bath in it.
But...why?? Why would somebody put that on he's face?? We have a saying here in Romania "too bad that stupidity isn't painful, the mother of stupid people is always pregnant"...
it says "poster paint" in 3 languages and she still put it in her face xD
What in the "H" were you trying to do anyway? I hate to say it, but this is your dumb fault.
Well, Sh*t
Happened to me too, at work. I was dreading the cost of a locksmith. Fortunately, I carry a small sliding knife at work, and was able to winkle the broken piece out, phew!
Oops
I don't feel sorry for numbskulls that either own or drive or rent want of these idiotic vehicles and that's not what I call them in private. Dumber than dirt anyone who owns one of these!
This is what happens when the Honey BooBoo crowd gets their disability payday.
Well, My Life Sucks Today
Don't worry - Placing it above the fireplace would have had the exact same result internally, eventually (#derp!)
The TV was attached to the mantel? Why not the wall? And who would put a TV over the fireplace anyway? This makes no sense whatsoever?
Never understood people that place their expensive electronics above a source of high heat and smoke.
So instead of mounting it to the wall... you placed it on the faux mantle that's half the width of the stand? is that what i'm seeing?
So who is your lousy carpenter? Wouldn't hire them again! Don't tell me, was it you?
Send photo to your homeowners insurance adjuster to show damage made by burglar trying to steal your TV.
I Think We Might Be Low On Ink
I put my quantum experiment paper in the photocopier, and it accidentally triggered a nanocarbon explosion...
Someone's Having A Bad Day
What's This? I'm Going Back To Bed
Just walk over and put the ball in the basket, white men don't need to jump.
Pizza Fail
It never occurred to anyone it needs a solid base? Dumb people, shouldn't be allowed around household appliances. Probably try to play your electric guitar in the bath too.
Well, Sh*t. Literally, Sh*t
You Think You're Having A Bad Day
Happened to my coworker when I was there. Let's just say my coworker got more drinks than she paid for once I touched the machine.
Happened to my coworker one day. Let's just say my coworker got more drinks than she paid for once I touched the machine.
I Knew I Forgot Something Outside Last Night. FML
actually, paper ink looks like that whether it works or not. It takes battery to clear the paper ink screen.
Load More Replies...Just put it in a bowl of rice, cover with more rice, leave for 24 hours. Good as new!!! Same with phones!!!
That's why I pay an extra $5 a month; I call it "stupid insurance"!!!
Yeah, It Is Monday
My Friend Works At A Bank And Today This Happened
Don't Ask Me How This Happened, I Hate Myself Too
Well, Sh*t
First Winter Snow. Damn
Upvote if you also had to look at this for 45 seconds to figure out what exactly you were looking at.
So This Happened
O think he tried to jump above the post and failed jumping enough so the his pants got stuck and ripped by the upper part of the post
Load More Replies...Drunken Hunger Games have resulted in more eunuchs than the entire Dark Ages.
Hapy F**king Monday
Happy Start Of The Day
I'll Of A Sudden It Turned Into A Bad Day
It's gotta make you just a little paranoid about the part of the ladder you're on...
I believe that lower part gets taken away by the worker so unauthorized people can't climb up.
Load More Replies...Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly
I grabbed a bottle of listerine to condition my hair . Very fresh Scent!
Wine Tragedy
I dropped a bottle of wine in a Walmart once. Surprised this doesn't happen more often.
He Dropped His Doritos On The Road
I'll Never Be Someone's Bride
The trick to making caramel is to lot leave the pot unattended for an hour
Maybe unstirred is a better idea than unattended.
Load More Replies...At least it was a flat-top stove, easier to clean than coil burners.
My friend did something similar years ago. He was making popcorn, but instead of using oil, he grabbed clear Karo syrup. He didn't have his glasses on and, well...
Did the same thing making hummingbird nectar (boiled sugar water). Suddenly, I'm like "what's that smell". Favorite pan, too.
Burning My Laptop
Bad photoshop Dude, your iMac is covered in brushed aluminum, and a candle flame would not burn it, and even if you did, you don’t think that white “glow”of the Apple logo would be behind the whole case so you?
Just Washing Some Pillows
How Does This Happen?
Your friends hid the keys behind the wheel, but you had your own set. 🤐
And How Do You Start Your Morning?
Just what are they making fixtures from today? This is as bad as that toilet!
Don't think of it as a busted sink, think of it as an opportunity to get rid of that terrible caulking job.
Well, Screw You, Morning
It's kind of funny that it's the girls with nasty showers and jacked up diverter valves!
How do you know it's a girl? That could be a guy's hand
Load More Replies...It's A Bad Day When...
140 People Booked In My Restaurant Tonight. My Only Oven. Damn
Someone's Going Through A Really Bad Breakup If This Decision Was Made
Can only be budget constraints. No other reason that I can imagine.
Load More Replies...Sh*t
or just scream for someone to come and replace the ladder...
Load More Replies...R.I.P. My Real Life Inbox. These All Arrived Within 72 Hours Of Getting A DWI. In Other News: Drinking And Driving Is Idiotic. I Accept My Punishment And Regret My Poor Decisions. Be Safe, Kiddos. Learn From My Fail. I Did
Upcoming cases, dockets, are public information. These ambulance chasers peruse court dockets every day, research the names for addresses and then send out flyers by the dumpster load.
Load More Replies...No wonder lawyers charge so much, they spend the profits on mailings.
You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day
Just Accidentally Played The Worst Game Ever. I Call It 'Pear Or Potato'
Either this is staged, or you really don't know where to store your potatos.
Dude..the fruits and vegetables seems so unhealthy in your country..That doesn't even look like a pear :-s
So This Happened To Me On An Escolator In Korea. One Of My Worst Fears Came True
it happened to my daughter when she was about 5, I had to pull her foot out of her runner very fast. we live in Canada.
Load More Replies...This Happened At My Local Restaurant
It's a 'her'! You really should get your eyes 👀tested!!! LOL
Load More Replies...Well, Sh*t
Now you have to decide if you want to sacrifice three rungs of your ladder or all that hard work you just did .
Don't Squat While Wearing Work Pants At Work. Ever
Tight hipster pants, tribal ink, t-shirt one size too small, endless energy drinks... There's a lot of bad decisions here.
4 Minutes Before I Was Supposed To Clock Out
................there'll be 500 green bottles to clean up in the aisle.
Load More Replies...Walked Around All Day With A Thong Hanging Out Of My Hood. The Worst Part Is This Wasn't The First Time
Boyfriend Bought 8 Lbs Of Jellly Bellies. Then The Bag Broke. This Was The Result. Oops
Well, That Escalated Quickly
Great Disappointment
Well, Sh*t
When You Get To Work At 5:30 Am And Someone Has Thrown Your Breakfast Away
Every Monday morning the cleaning ladies at our company throw everything that was left in the fridge the previous week. That's because some people tend to leave food until new life is born on it and it makes the whole fridge and even the whole office smell as if someone died there...
Usually because some woman has finally had it with the disgusting pigsty that the office refrigerator has become. I work with absolute trolls, but I refuse to clean up after them. I work in the office a total of 3.5 hours per week & generally don't even USE the fridge, but was asked to clean it anyway. Had to inform the owner that having a uterus doesn't automatically make me the housekeeper and that as a "big boy" he could clean it himself.
Load More Replies...Its time to go on the warpath. Greatest crime in my old office, messing with someone else's food.
My Friend Has The Best Luck On Airplanes
This is why you bring a spare change in your carry on. Pajamas or sweats roll up small enough.
Happened to me when the steward dumped a glass of red wine all over my white shirt just after take off. The spilled coffee came later in the flight... Thank God it was only a 10 hour flight! (And then a 4 hour drive home afterward)
Should be dried by the time you get there!!! Ahh-so! Ahh-so! A*s-ho! Ahh-so! LOL
Decided To Go Without Underwear Today At Work, Noticed Several People Across The Room Leave Upset During Our Morning Meeting. Now I Know Why
Right? You're a f*****g grown up with a job, but you can't remember to wear underwear to work?
Load More Replies...Didn't you feel an un-natural breeze down there? Too small to notice or just well insulated??? LOL
You didn't feel the sweet air conditioned fairy kisses on your twig and berries? Seriously?
Oh, Right. It's Monday
This Is What I Found When I Went To Leave For Work
Glad I live in Canada. I have chrome 19's on my RSX. I have a wheel lock though.
Noticed This At 10 Am This Morning. Looks Like It's Going To Be One Of Those Kinds Of Days
You must have been still drunk from the night before. I can understand two different colored shoes, maybe it was dark. But wouldn't you notice one was lace-up and one wasn't?
This is staged. How can you tie one shoe and notice the other doesn't. If someone is THIS stupid they're just wasting perfectly good air the rest of us need.
So ... you actually had to TIE one of your shoes and didn't notice when you went to tie the other one? You're either full of s**t or a complete moron, either way I'm glad I don't have to work with you.
Just Makin' Smoothies
That blender must have been almost overflowing even before it was turned on.
This Knife
I Am 32-Years-Old And I Just Fell For The Oldest Trick In The Book
Not a big deals, they are dry so shake it off and put it back in the jar.
Yesterday I Made A Poor Decision About My Skin And The Effect Of Prolonged Sun Exposure
Fell asleep on the beach in San Diego for 3 hrs. I am from Indiana. Winter too.....Was there new in service. Ouch, feel for ya bud.
Ouch! Fell asleep at the beach once and got 2nd degree sunburn. I couldn't even wear clothes for about 3 days. Literally just laid on a sheet on my (purposely) unheated waterbed praying for death. I couldn't even eat. Have never been so miserable in my life.
Well, Sh*t
he should rather try to hang on the other side...More weight balancing...
So I Think I Might Just Go Back To Bed... FML
Guess What Happened
I broke the corner of a laptop screen once when I was sitting minding my own business and a spider fell from the ceiling onto my arm and I flailed wildly and dropped the laptop...
Just yesterday I had to jump out of the shower because there was a massive black spider crawling toward me.
Why For Me
When You Positively Know You've Failed Your Driving Test
They usually use traffic cones to park between not concrete pillars..............
Thought I Was Using The Wet Wipes In My Bathroom, I Was Wrong. R.I.P. My Asshole
anyways,wipes block up the sewage systems...don't use...damp t-paper ....
Why?
3 Dollars Later
I Opened The Fridge Door And All Of My Eggs Fell Out. Good Morning, Monday
Hens don't actually EAT eggs either. Ever heard of salmonella?
Load More Replies...I Am Also Having A Bad Day
Well, Sh*t
This makes me curious. WHY would someone step in a paint bucket as if they were trying to climb a ladder and no ladder is anywhere to be seen? Could it be they just wanted a picture to post?
Everyone Begged To Work Outside For English
That will teach them to want anything as nasty as fresh air and sunshine.
Seriously Just Finished Organizing This Kit Of Parts
And So, Monday Ends
many stuff are made in China and are quality made, but people just want to have low-cost stuff, so ofc it's breaking. When will people realize that you can't have a furniture as sturdy as some old cabinets for a cost of like 80$....
Load More Replies...Why Though
be happy, yourse is being made fresh, nr 138 was already done and probably premade before the order was in. its not as fresh and colder. yourse is gonna be fresh and hot with hot fries and a hot burger with veggies that arent soggy jet. enjoy :)
And So, Monday Begins
Seriously?
Welcome to my world. Neuro problems (drop things constantly because of it) with CONSTANTLY recurring spasms affecting my entire body. I feel your pain.
i am sorry for you, i have some little probs too (shaking a bit all the time) but it's far from what you must suffer from, i hope you're doing right and keep positive! :)
Load More Replies...Now if you had shopped at an area pharmacy instead of a big box cheap store there would be nice staff to help retrieve from the floor. Good luck at the box store.
The Absolute Worst Part Of Doing Dishes
not sure 'how' but i do it too, sometimes...short people problem?
Load More Replies...All I know, as a hobby baker, there is a special place in heaven for the person who invented the dishwasher. I can NOT imagine doing all my dishes in the sink after a baking bonanza. Just the cake pans are bad enough. There will be a special personalized glorious place for the person who creates a detergent which can be used with cake tins to prevent darkening of them in the dishwasher and they can be washed just like the rest of the dishes. After much research I've learned its the detergent, or something in it rather that causes that darkening of the aluminum cake tins. If they can send rovers to Mars, create rockets which can return to earth and land on a dime, WHY can't they invent a detergent without the chemicals that damage the cake tins? Hum?
My Colleague Had An Accident Today
are paper towels really the best thing to use for olive oil spills??
I think French baguettes and balsamic vinegar are the correct way to mop up an olive oil spill. ;)
Load More Replies...see?...that's all they ever have...paper towels...Puerto Rico,I feel your pain!
Tried To Open The Ice Cream
Just Let Me Get Those Ice Cubes
My Friend Usually Has His Sh*t Together, But We All Make Mistakes
Just use a saw on the wood. Pull the shelf out and superglue the wood back together!!! Easy-peasy!!! LOL
Is it necessary to use such trashy language? Kids read these post. Way to go perfect role model.
I Should Have Moved My Car
My same question. If they did you may be stuck. Tell them you were exhausted when you arrived home late last night after saving someone's life at dinner who was choking to death which, after doing the Heimlich maneuver on them it triggered a massive myocardial infarction (heart attack) and you had to perform CPR on them. You were exhausted as the ambulance got a flat tire on the way and they had to redispatch and the 2nd one got lost and went to thd wrong place at first as they were from a different territory and also very upset and completely forgot about the notice. Well......it sounds a good story anyway.
Load More Replies...Every. Damn. Time
I think you need to invest in better flatware or else an ice cream spade or scoop.
Put My Beauty Blender In A Cup Of Hot Water And Left It To Soak To Clean It And My Brother Started Drinking It Thinking It Was A Cuppa X Soz X
I don't understand any of this. Must be some Euro hipster code talkers...
What A Great Day
Some Guy In My Office Had A Bad Day
Damn It
My Oven Shattered My Hopes Of Spaghetti Squash For Dinner
Have you ever had it with a good spaghetti sauce?
Load More Replies...I think there's glass in the left one from the right one, time to get take-out.
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Well, Sh*t
The chances that a dropped slice of buttered bread will fall face down is in direct proportion to the cost of your beautiful new carpet.
What is it about this site that almost every other post has to use rude and crude language. I think most of these nitwits forget children, sometimes fairly young childten read these BECAUSE otherwise they SHOULD be something respectable to read but too many with NO class or manners or knowing how to act in polite society must put on their 2 cents worth. Way to go top role models!
Well, Sh*t
I Was Somewhat Proud Of My Homemade Breakfast So I Went Looking For My Camera. Then The Ceiling Light Fell Off Precisely On The Plate, Shattering The Bulb On My Omelette
That is not an omelette. That is an over easy egg or sunny side up. Aka a dippy egg.
Agreed! Someone needs to google the word omlet and learn cooking terms. I thought I was the only one who grew up with dippy eggs. The majority of the world hasn't a clue what it means. I was 30+ years old before I finally learned its called over easy in the restaurant world. I would never order one in a restaurant because I didn't know what to call it. I finally broke down one day and ordered a Sunnyside up egg, hoping. I was wrong. When it arrived I couldn't touch it. I said, oh, I thought the top would be slightly cooked. That's when the waitress, none too friendly, said..why didn't you order over easy in the first place? I was too embarrassed to explain. But that's how I learned. If you like dippy eggs give a soft boiled egg (you have to decide if you like 2 or 3 minute eggs) with toast soldiers a try. I love them. You will need egg cups and egg topper. Not expensive or hard to find and worth it. Soldiers are toast cut in strips narrow enough to fit in top of cut egg.
Load More Replies...And those BEAUTIFULLY EFFICIENT CFLs...have mercury in them. If you break one open in a work or public place...it's an incident report because that's considered a hazmat incident. Think about this...you CANNOT throw those bulbs away in the trash. They need to recycled in a specific way so as to minimize polluting the environment. Let's hear it for ENVIRONMENTALISM!!!
I Was Fooling Around At Walmart And Went To The Women's Restroom. I've Been Trying To Leave For 10 Mins Already, But They Keep Coming
I take it you're male? At Walmart, if like most, they wouldn't have noticed. My niece used to work at Walmart while in college. She said the pictures online with Walmart shoppers dressed in the most awful and disgusting ways possible is true. The Walmart in the small city closest to us is only 3 miles from West Virginia line. The WV customers won't shop in their store, they MUST drive over the state line to the MD store. They give new meaning to the term, "WV trailer trash". She saw people almost every day as bad as what's online already. The police are called there every day. Can't stand that business. Just when my niece was to get a big promotion and big pay raise they fired her. Excuse - she prevented a robbery of thousands of dollars several weeks prior. Yes, all the family agrees. They were being tightwads, didn't want to pay increase pay. Secretly, I'm thrilled she's gone from there. I studied Sam Walton in grad school. Nasty man. His family does no better.
Bad Day At Work
Oops
So Woke Up Early To Have Time For Breakfast. Look What's On The Ground By The Way
Wow! That is a huge gap to have between the stove and the cabinets!
When You Try To Leave For Work Earlier Than Normal And Your Fridge Needs To Sacrifice The Cherry Juice Concentrate
Ooops
Pretty sure this is the "dirty girl" Ross tried dating from that episode of Friends
LOL! i was just looking at all the mold in that shower and the shower curtain... eeeesh!
Load More Replies...Yesterday I Spilled Water Into My Coin Tray. Today I Go To Feed The Meter
happened to me once on a long drive at night. A few hours later I discovered my phone was there.
What Did Just Happened?
Teenage Drift Fail
I Just Spread This All Over My Lips Thinking It Was Chapstick
Safe To Say He Had Enough Of Your Sh*t, Lady
Always better to throw it all out the front window onto the lawn though.
No matter how hot a chick is, there's always some dude tired of putting up with her ish...
In Case Anyone Is Wondering How My Day Is Going
This is where McDonald's fries belong. Either on the ground or in the trash. Not even sure birds will eat these.
At least your burger is safe. And for the person who said this is where the French fries belong, I feel sorry for you. You're too young I'm sure to remember the good old days before these people who live on grass, wheat germ, and soy milk got a hold of them and FORCED them to healthify them. Some things are not meant to be health food. Neither are they meant to be eaten 3 times a day or even 7 days a week. It is NOT the responsibility of the masses to give up decent food to make it "healthy" for the 1% that don't know how to eat properly and KNOW you don't live on fast food "junk food". Food like this was meant to be an occasional grab and go or a " treat" or kids or even adults. But as always, some people have no self control. When McDonald's was forced to remove tallow from fries its like forcing Kentucky Bourbon companies to remove the alcohol from their product, you remove what makes it what it is. McDonald's fries have always been voted #1 in the fast food industry.
Well, Sh*t
This seems to happen a lot. I'd just be happy it didn't happen while I was on the ladder.
It probably does but they aren't in any shape to take a picture.
Load More Replies...The photo is taken from above, so I'm thinking he now has no way to get down!
Well, Sh*t
This Girl Asked To Borrow My Paint. As Soon As I Hand It To Her
I Guess On The Bright Side, Nothing Like This Has Happened During Sex
Hoping You All Had A Better Day Than We Did
Why is your toilet in the bathtub? Someone obviously put it there. Some very strong person put it there. I hate these postings, they never tell what actually is happening.
This Egg Peeling Fiasco
Sometimes this is the result of the eggs being TOO fresh, less than 3 days old.
Put in boiling water not cold to start. Also add vinegar.
Load More Replies...I've had this more times than I care to think. Do you know the word eggsalad?
Well F**k You Very Much, Monday
yeah, but that looks like a cake donut...just can't replace the yummy one with that
Load More Replies...I am SO SICK of these people using vulgar language on this site. As if THIS is suppose to disguise it. Grow up, children, young children see these sites.
My Teenage Neighbor Breaking Up With His Girlfriend. While Eating Cheetos
jerk could've at least shared the cheetos--that's the real reason she's upset!!
Load More Replies...What a dweeb. She's FAR better off without him. You can just full of compassion and feeling. He's no George Clooney now but he's well on his way to being the Pillsbury Dough Boy for sure.
The only thing she should be sad about is that HE'S eating all the Cheetos.
Sh*t Eating Grin Gonna Get It
Oo boy he’s boutta get it good I love when this happens in uno
Here's A Picture Of Me Absolutely Obliterating The Dreams Of A Young Child In Arcade Basketball
Well, Sh*t
Oh No
I was going yo post this on my Facebook and other shares with people but as the article goes on there appears FAR too many with very inappropriate language and just using one asterisk doesn't clean it up. Plus, the postings seem to degrade into ones that aren't funny after a while. This website needs to do a FAR better job of monitoring their own website. Just like many blogs, the posting does not appear until its approved and if you can't be mature, civilized and respectful your comments or posting will not be added.
I was going yo post this on my Facebook and other shares with people but as the article goes on there appears FAR too many with very inappropriate language and just using one asterisk doesn't clean it up. Plus, the postings seem to degrade into ones that aren't funny after a while. This website needs to do a FAR better job of monitoring their own website. Just like many blogs, the posting does not appear until its approved and if you can't be mature, civilized and respectful your comments or posting will not be added.
